[Gintama] Where is Dad going?

"Ah, so boring..." Shi Yu put his chin on the table and shouted out of boredom.

"Hey, Shigure Papa-chan, have you seen Silver-chan?" Kagura asked while biting the vinegar kombu.

"Yin Shi said that he would take off the hat of the poor from now on, so he and Mr. Sunglasses declared war on the goddess of fate." Shi Yu turned over and said lazily.

"Don't think about Alu, I'm definitely going to gamble, and I'm sure I'll lose in the end, only my underwear will come back to Alu." Kagura said with dead fish eyes.

"Well, he's the one who's ashamed anyway~" Shi Yu said indifferently.

"I'm here, huh? Isn't Yinsang here?" Shinpachi pushed open the door of Master House and looked around, then blinked and said.

"Did that natural roll go out to fool around again?" Shinpachi put the food box in his hand on the table and said helplessly, "Uncle Shi Yu didn't say he was in charge of Yinshi."

"When the child grows up, the parents have to let go, otherwise they will be suspected~" Shi Yu narrowed his eyes, smiled and stretched out his hand to the food box, "What is this? Is it for food?"

"Ah, in my opinion, the most important thing is for parents to grow up first..." Shinpachi looked at Shiyu's actions even more helplessly, "This is the Haagen-Dazs issued by my sister's shop, my sister asked me Send some to Uncle Shigure and Kagura."

"Huh?! Haagen-Dazs?!" Shi Yu quickly opened the food box with bright eyes, and waved to Kagura by the way, "Little Kagura, come and eat delicious food~"

"Oh! The useless uncle who is not good at it will die, I will eat all the ice cream, Alu!"

"Hey! Don't eat too much Kagura that will cause diarrhea!"

"Do you think I'm your glasses, you underestimate the queen's stomach, Alu!!"

"Who are the glasses, bastard!!" Xinpachi flipped the table.

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, little glasses come and eat ice~"

"Uncle Shi Yu! Don't learn bad things so quickly!!"

"It's okay, it's okay, come and eat quickly, we'll have less to eat when Yinshi comes back~" Shiyu squinted his eyes and took out a box of ice cream to eat with a satisfied face, like a cat that stole fish.

"Hey... Uncle Shi Yu, are you really Yinsang's real father?" Xinba asked blackly.

"No~" Shi Yu laughed.

"..." squinting.

"Yinshi was picked up by me, she was still cute when she was a child, it's so healing to pick up people's trouser legs and call Dad or something..." Shiyu's eyes were full of tenderness while talking smile.

"Eh? Aren't Uncle Shiyu and Yinsang biological father and son?" Shinpachi looked at Shiyu curiously.

"Well, yes." Shi Yu put down the ice cream in his hand and propped his chin with a light smile on his face, "That awkward little guy at that time has grown up in a blink of an eye~ It's a shame that he didn't witness all his growth process with his own eyes. What a pity~"

"I don't think it would be great if Yinsang is not with Uncle Shiyu." After imagining Yinshi with a cute smile on his face, Shinpachi said to Shiyu with a serious expression.

"Why!" Shi Yu puffed out his mouth and said dissatisfied.

"What and why?" Song Yang opened the door of Master House and asked with a smile, "Good afternoon, Kagura Shinpachi."

"Good afternoon, Teacher Songyang!"

"Good afternoon, Teacher Songyang!"

"Songyang, you're here, we're talking about why Yinshi didn't grow up with me." Shiyu tilted his head and said.

"Hehe, what are you thinking about so much?" Songyang changed the subject decisively when he looked at him cutely with pouted lips when he was brainwashed, "Xiaotaro will bring soba noodles later."

"That's great, I haven't eaten yet~" Shi Yu stood up and stretched.

"Where are you going next?" Song Yang sat down at the table and asked.

"Well, I have a date with Dingchun-chan in the afternoon~" Shi Yu smiled and patted the head of the big dog nestled by the sofa.

"Aww!" Dingchun swallowed affectionately.

"Dingchun has always been so enthusiastic~" Shi Yu, who had his head bitten, smiled indifferently, letting red blood flow all over his face.

"Dingchun, let go! If he bites him, no one will buy chicken skin kelp, Alu!!" Kagura immediately went to stop him.

"Well, it's okay, I don't feel anything except a little pain." Shi Yu waved his hands no longer caring, and then rubbed Dingchun's head, "Dingchun still likes me, right~"

"Wang!"

"You are always so tolerant towards animals." Songyang smiled and picked up a bandage and wrapped it around Shiyu's head.

"Excuse me, teacher, I brought soba noodles!" Gui's voice came.

"Gui Sang, you've already come in, what's the use of saying that?" Shinpachi looked at Gui helplessly.

"A man who pays attention to such small details will never become a real warrior!" Gui Yizheng finished speaking, and put the buckwheat noodles on the table. Elizabeth, who was behind Gui, held up a sign with approval at the right time. brand.

"Long time no see, Elizabeth-san~" Shi Yu leaned forward and waved to Elizabeth.

"It's been a long time since Shi Yusang too. 'Elizabeth quickly changed the brand.

"how are things?"

'not bad. '

……

"Ah, Uncle Shigure really likes animals." Shinpachi ate soba noodles and turned to look at Shigure.

"En." Songyang nodded, "This guy's performance in this aspect always makes Yinshi very jealous." Songyang put down the chopsticks in his hand and said nostalgicly.

"Only Yinshi can be so clingy to adults, that's why he has become a good-for-nothing uncle now! It's a stain on the warriors!" Gui said righteously, sucking noodles.

Songyang glanced at Gui helplessly, it seems that you were no better than Yinshi when you were a child, go ahead.

"Eh? Is Yinsang jealous too?" Shinpachi looked at Songyang curiously.

"Silver sauce never talks about the past." Kagura wiped her mouth and asked after finishing the eighth bowl of soba noodles.

"Heh..." Songyang raised his eyes with a low laugh and looked at Shiyu, who was talking happily with Elizabeth and Dingchun, and said slowly, "When I first met Shiyu..."

After Songyang finished speaking, he raised his eyes to look at the expressions on the faces of several people, and concluded with a smile: "At that time, both of them were still children, and it is not worrying to compare one with the other."

"I'm obviously obedient, okay?" Shi Yu looked at Songyang sadly, "Don't ruin my reputation in front of children, Songyang."

"So you're listening?" Song Yang looked at Shi Yu and smiled, "It's okay, anyway, even if you say you're mature, these kids won't believe it."

After listening, Shi Yu glanced at several people one by one, and they also shook their heads very cooperatively.

"Hey! You guys are going too far!!" Shi Yu covered his face and pretended to cry, "If you don't leave food for others, you still speak ill of them!"

"Uncle Shi Yu doesn't cry, let's go eat dumplings Alu." Comforting face.

"Really?" He probed his face.

"Really, you pay Alu." Seriously.

"Great~ Let's go together~~" Excited face.

"Hey, don't bully Uncle Shigu, Yinsang will be angry if he finds out." Shinpachi looked at Kagura with eyes.

"No, no, Uncle Shigure is obviously very happy, Aru." Kagura picked up the umbrella and said, chewing vinegar kelp.

"Well, this guy's IQ seems to drop sharply as soon as he hears sweets now." Songyang Xiaoxiao also stood up and followed out.

"Sweets make the samurai spirit sticky!"

"You don't need to be so serious now Kotaro..." Songyang looked at Shiyu helplessly.

"is teacher."

……

"Ah, this old man's dumpling is really the best." Shi Yu said with a happy expression as he held ten dumplings in his hand.

"Yes, Aru." Kagura, who was also gorging herself, nodded quickly.

"What are we going to eat next?" Shi Yu tilted his head and looked at Kagura.

"Eat a bowl full of rice bowls!!" Kagura exclaimed excitedly.

"Then it's still a rice bowl..." Shi Yu tilted his head and looked distressed, "Well, let's go eat the self-service barbecue!"

"Great! Shigure's papa sauce is the best!!" Kagura cheered and hung on Shigure's body.

"I just said that I'm a good father, but Yinshi always despises me." Shiyu hugged Kagura to prevent her from falling, and then said plaintively.

"Ignore that natural roll, let's go eat meat!"

"Okay~"

"Uncle Shi Yu really knows how to coax children..." Shinpachi blinked and said in disbelief.

"Shiyu was very popular with children in the past." Songyang also said with a smile.

"Hey! Little glasses and Songyang wig, hurry up and follow!" Shiyu was waving his hands desperately in the distance.

Several people looked at each other, and Gui habitually said, "It's not a wig, it's Gui!" ! After that, he chased after him.

At night, Yin Shi, who lost everything except a pair of strawberry underwear, walked towards the Master of Everything under the contemptuous eyes of passers-by.

"Ah, sure enough, people's sympathy in today's society is so indifferent. Only the lights of the everything house can warm Ah Yin and my hurt heart. Only parents in this world will not dislike their children..." said Here, Yinshi's eyes drifted across a barbecue restaurant unintentionally, and quickly backed away after walking out of the restaurant two meters away.

Wipe it! !Is that how you hit Ah Yin? ! !Ah Yin is suffering from the cold in the street pitifully, but you are sitting by the oven and eating barbecue with a happy face, it's too much! !

Yinshi lay angrily on the window and looked at the group of people who were eating in the sea.

Yin Shi was blocked by the staff, and rushed to Shi Yu's desk, who saw people murdering ghosts and killing ghosts.

Shigure paused for a while, then looked at Kagura beside him with a confused expression.

"Kagura, is this lost pervert who only wears underwear someone you know?"

I go! ! !Dad, can you stop slapping Ah Yin in the face so simply and neatly! !Ah Yin just finished saying that her parents will not dislike her child, so you decisively put on a disdainful gesture, ah! !

"Who? I don't know Aru." Kagura shook his head with an old city expression on his face, "Such a perverted person can only be known by a dead house like Shinpachi at first glance, ah, young people nowadays are really worldly. Under the sun."

"Who knows this kind of person!! It looks like Mr. Gui's friend, Mr. Gui is a wanted criminal! Such a person must know a lot!!" Shinpachi immediately poured dirty water on another person.

"No, no, as a samurai, there are strict requirements on how to dress and behave. This pervert must be Elizabeth's friend. Oh, Elizabeth, your friends are getting worse and worse recently! How many times have I told you not to Anyone can date!!" Gui continued to push.

'No, this must be someone Mr. Songyang knows, Mr. Songyang's charm even Shen Jingbing can't refuse. 'Raise the sign instantly.

"It's not someone I know." Songyang gave Yinshi the final blow with a gentle smile.

Shi Yu blinked and looked at the petrified Yin Shi and smiled cutely: "Look at him petrified."

When Kagura raised his hand and poked Yinshi, it petrified and immediately became weathered.

Ahhh, it looks like the blow is really big~

Shi Yu tilted his head and thought maliciously.