The Daily Life of the Dragon Daddy

If Washington came by himself, of course he would order some singing and dancing, and he could even take the opportunity to sleep a few times, but now he dare not call the dancing girl.

"No need, we don't like those things." He took the opportunity to look at "Huang" and found that he was concentrating on eating a piece of barbecue, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "Put some plain water, just boil it, no red wine!"

He found that Abraham and the others did not drink red wine, but only boiled water.

The two-headed butler was taken aback for a moment, and then went down to prepare. There are so many strange things about the nobles.

"Abraham, why don't you drink red wine?" He thought about this question all the way, but he couldn't figure it out.

What can Ram Xinghan do?

It can't be said that they don't drink red wine brewed with blood?

In this way, it must be revealing.

So Gongyang Xinghan put on a show: "If the water is clean (it can be used for purifying rituals), then the fish in the water should also be legal food."

This is the record in the Qur'an, a well-known Muslim sect. Muslims are a very strict sect, even harsh, so Gongyang Xinghan pulled out the rigor of this sect: "We are a hermit family. Dead things, no matter drowned, strangled, struck to death, fell to death, conflicted to death, leftovers eaten by wild beasts are not allowed. It is forbidden to eat blood, and it is forbidden to eat the meat of livestock that often eat excrement. Drink this the milk of an animal, as something unclean..."

It's a good theory, and it made the heads of the nobles, waiters and the double-headed butlers who went back and forth were all big.

The "fuck" expression on Washington's face, so the hermit powerhouse lives like this?What's the fun in that?I have been with them for the past few days, and I feel okay. Maybe this is because they are understanding that I am an outsider?In the future, if he also goes online...can he still have fun?

The Golden Dragon God looked at Gongyang Xinghan with the eyes of "you are crazy again". They have lived together for five or six years, and it has been three years since they confessed their love to sleep. How come he never knew that Gongyang Yang Xinghan is so particular?

Because of the makeup on their faces, the other people looked very calm, but they were actually going crazy in their hearts.

What is "It is forbidden to overdecorate one's home in order to show luxury, wealth and power." Like, their carriages are not luxurious enough?

What "gambling and gambling-like practices are prohibited." Who invented the playing cards, mahjong, and Pai Gow on the carriage?

But when Gongyang Xinghan said this, all kinds of "prohibition" knocked people out.

Everything that does not conform to the theory of the devil world is the rule of the hidden world, and he left a lot of retreat for himself and others.

After listening to it, Washington was a little dizzy and said: "I didn't expect the Hermits to be so strict..." The Great Monarch's Castle in the Great Monarch's capital is also looser than them.

The castle of the great monarch is equivalent to the royal palace of the great monarch, because there are as many as seven great monarchs at this time, and because they are not unified great monarchs, the harem cannot be a royal palace, only a royal palace.

But the Demon Realm has no tradition of calling themselves kings and emperors, only monarchs, so their home is a castle, not a palace.

The only palace at present is the place where the Demon God Vatican worships the Demon God and where the Pope lives and works.

Others cannot become palaces, and will be punished as blasphemy against the Demon God. Of course, this punishment is for the seven great monarchs; and execution is for nobles and nobles.

"Then what, please drink water, this is clean spring water, brought up after boiling..."

The double-headed butler followed the young master from the great lord of Oklah. He has seen a lot for so many years, but he has never seen such a nobleman.

The clan of hidden sages...it's really eye-opening.

This rule, even the demon clan is not so particular. After all, it is a hermit clan that has been passed down for countless years. Although the demon clan is also a big noble, the devil clan is not all smooth sailing. In many cases, as a big noble, they also have Some sacrifices, and even cultural gaps, were caused when the Holy Light Continent counterattacked the Demon Realm, and the Demon Race suffered heavy losses.

"Yeah." Gongyang Xinghan took a sip and felt that the water was okay, and it tasted like tap water from later generations. It is estimated that this water source is considered a good thing in the devil world.

After eating, they walked around the city lord's mansion. This city lord's mansion is more like a military station, not just a simple city lord's mansion.

Compared with the city lord's mansion in Aoyun City, it is more than three times larger, but it is strong but very simple, and there are many soldiers coming and going, female family members... there are not many of them to see, all of them are thick and leggy.

And when they passed by, the old devil dancer scratched her head and posed for them. After being scolded by Washington, she turned pale with fright. She knelt on the ground, pouted her round buttocks, and begged for mercy. Such an obvious seductive posture, but It aroused Washington's anger. He is not as noble as Abraham and the hermit demons, but he is also a promising young man of the demons. It doesn't matter, right?

"Damn it!" Washington pulled out his saber, and slashed at these devil dancers one by one, killing them all. The murderous aura immediately stimulated many demons' eyes to turn red.

"A mere devil dancer, dare to treat my words like a devil's fart in front of me, and this is the end!" Washington was angry because these people didn't take him seriously in front of Abraham and their guests. He raised his knife and chopped those demon dancers burned by demons into meat sauce.

The two-headed butler didn't care, and after Washington finished venting, he lightly ordered: "Bury these old devil dancers and their families."

Buried alive or dead, it makes no difference.

Anyway, the result is that they can't survive.

The rest of the Earth Demon Dancers trembled, and they no longer dared to show themselves in front of Washington and the Demon Race.

After the two-headed butler sent these honored guests away respectfully, he summoned all the old devil dancers, seeing their faces without demonic expressions, he not only relieved his anger: "You old devil dancers, apart from being able to dance Dance, seduce a male demon, what else can you do? You don’t have any force at all, and all you have is the ability to serve. Do you still think that you are a noble lady? Even the nobles of the demon clan dare to disrespect because of your lord Do you love you very much recently? No matter how much you love you, you are just playthings, don’t think that you can do whatever you want after serving you, look at what happened to those few today!”

All the devil dancers were scared out of their wits. Their flaming red lips, which were originally as red as blood, were no longer red, and their eyes were filled with tears.

It's a pity that the two-headed butler doesn't like their way: "In the future, everyone will have a bowl of porridge and a piece of rotten meat every day. Think about it, you have had enough tossing around in the mansion these years, and I won't spoil you any more." Your bad temper, your family members, either go to work, or starve to death!"

The devil dancers did not dare to complain loudly, nor did they dare to refute.

And when Gongyang Xinghan and the others got mad in Washington, they turned their attention away, especially Kuangsu. He was afraid that Xiaoshui would vomit again, so he took him to see a small garden here early.

Said to be a garden, there is only one flower tree that is one person tall.

The flowers of this flower tree are bright red, dazzlingly red, and very coquettishly red.

There are several long and short pier, the branches are thick and thick, but the branches are slender, and the flowers are also big, and the branches seem to be too heavy, always trembling, very beautiful.

"It's so beautiful, what's this called?" Xiao Shui was more interested in this flower tree than in the magic dancer who taught Washington something.

"My lord, this is a safflower tree." The son of the two-headed butler leaned over: "When this kind of safflower tree first germinates, it must be watered with clean mountain spring water before it will grow up, but in order to bloom, it must You have to bury the bones under the flower tree before it can bloom, and if you want the flowers to be red and beautiful, you have to bury more bones to make the flowers as bright red as blood and fragrant as intoxicating."

To bury the bones is to bury the corpse under the tree and turn it into tree fertilizer.

This tree didn't grow very tall, but hundreds of demon corpses were buried under the tree roots, so it grew so thick and its flowers bloomed so coquettishly.

When Xiao Shui heard this, he suddenly felt that the flower was not very good.

But Gongyang Xinghan said: "This safflower tree is of the same character as peony~" "Peony?" I have never heard of this word.

"Peony is a very beautiful big flower, gorgeous and unparalleled, called 'national beauty', but because the flower has no fragrance, does not attract bees and butterflies, and is dignified and dignified, it is also called 'heavenly fragrance'. 'National beauty and heavenly fragrance' is the best word of praise, but that kind of flower also eats meat. If you want to grow well and bloom big, you can bury one or two corpses at the root of the flower, and the flower will be beautiful. It will bloom bigger than normal, and the color is not a single red." Gongyang Xinghan pointed to the single-color tree such as the safflower tree and said: "Your kind is not enough, there are thousands of varieties of peonies, and the colors are different." The red ones are called 'National Beauty and Heavenly Fragrance'; the double-petalled peonies are good-looking, especially if a peony has two colors of flowers, it is best to have side-by-side flowers. That's right, but the people here, how do they know what "Er Qiao" is? So Gongyang Xinghan added the word "female" next to it and changed it to "Er Jiao".

What are "upright type", "scattered type", "open type", "dwarf type", "single type" and so on, just a peony flower is enough to make a young double-headed person who thinks he is also an experienced flower grower. Kan, the little manager of the Mozu, was dizzy.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Kuang Lan hugged Xiao Shui and left. If he stayed here any longer, it would not only be the idiot Mozu who was stunned, but also his own Xiao Shui.

Engels, on the other hand, was very interested in this kind of topic, so he also joined in, and had a pleasant exchange with the little steward about his gardening experience without revealing it.

The profound knowledge and elegant demeanor convinced the father and son of the two-headed demon housekeeper.

By the time he returned to the guest room, Washington was already drinking his third glass of water. There was no red wine, and he wanted to be more elegant, so he changed to drinking plain water, but this bland and tasteless thing is really hard to swallow , he thinks that the hermit clan should be called the "self-abuse clan".

After filling my stomach with water, I finally waited for people to come back. It's not that there are no other people here, but when they came to Washington, they all fell asleep.

He didn't dare to disturb, so he had to sit in the living room and wait for Abraham, Huang and Engels.

After entering, Gongyang Xinghan apologized: "Have you been waiting here for a long time? I thought it would take a lot of time for you to deal with those bitches."

"How long will it take for those bitches? Just kill them all, and of course there will be no more disturbances. If there is any disturbance, I will kill them again!" Washington was full of murderous intent at this time.

"If you kill people like this, what if you wait for the city lord here to come back?" Engels himself didn't kill, but he didn't stop the demons from killing them either.

If it was a human race, he might persuade him, but the demon race would be fine, the more he killed, the happier he would be.

"It's just a little devil dancer, he won't do anything, mainly because of that powerful existence in the dark, I even have to sleep with one eye open recently." In fact, he was furious today, and it was also due to the pressure of many days, otherwise Will not lose control in front of the guests and kill the Earth Demon Dancer in a fit of anger~ "I've thought about it for a long time, but that existence hasn't appeared, maybe he left?" Gongyang Xinghan thought for a while, and suggested that if you really Don't worry, it's better to go to the big lord, or go back to the capital directly. With the big lord around, there should be few people who dare to act presumptuously, right? "

But this one told a secret: "Who said that no one dares to be presumptuous in front of the Great Monarch?"