Another world tea maker [system]

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It seems that IQ is always ridiculed

Lu Shiqing lowered his head and groaned for a while, and finally began to brainwash himself very spinelessly.

In fact, he has never thought about whether his future partner will be a man or a woman, but the United States government still advocates a heterosexual view of marriage in order to encourage childbearing.As the youngest child of the Lu family, with four brothers and sisters on his head, he is not at all in danger of being urged to marry. He doesn't think much about things like love. At that time, his idea was that when he was old, what would the family arrange for a blind date? , It becomes pleasing to the eye.

He doesn't seem to be too unacceptable to be gay?Although the Monya galaxy does not discriminate between female and male internal digestion.

But also due to reproductive considerations, the mainstream of society is still the combination of humans and cats. Even if it is not for future generations, it seems that local boys and girls prefer masculine types!Including women!

Lu Shiqing seriously imagined that the scene of finding a girl to live in Mengya seems a bit horrible, because this is the real gay in Mengya...

Before Lu Shiqing finished brainwashing, Abel said again: "Anyway, the formalities have been completed. If you don't have a sweetheart, why don't you try with me?"

"Just try it!" Lu Shiqing gritted his teeth.Isn't it just a joke!As an upright and good young man, he can't be that kind of scumbag!Anyway, in this galaxy, he can't be straight any more... Instead of going out of his way to fall in love freely, it's better to just settle down and save trouble, at least he doesn't hate Abel either.

Abel patted Lu Shiqing's head: "Don't worry, you won't regret it. Why don't we talk about the next itinerary?"

The tea-producing star tourism really quickly attracted Lu Shiqing's attention: "Is the tea-producing star far from here? How long are we going this time? Can you take me to the forest to see wild tea trees?" The last sentence is what he wants to ask the most of.

"It will take about a week to take a starship that can jump quickly." Abel estimated, "Your body can't bear the maximum distance jump. We probably use the third-level jump speed. It is slower than the first-level jump. Three or four days. We can play in the tea-producing star for a month, but not in the forest."

"Why can't we go to the forest!" Lu Shiqing couldn't accept this result. Although he was also very interested in traveling in the interstellar era, his main purpose was to finish the task quickly and activate the golden finger given by his ancestors, so he couldn't enter Isn't there nothing to play in the forest?

"The forest is very dangerous, it's not suitable to bring cubs in." Abel has long been used to the little guy's lack of common sense, and patiently explained, "If you want to see tea trees, I can take you to the local tea plantation. "

But how can it be considered wild in the tea garden!Lu Shiqing's face was full of grievances, and he could almost hang an oil pot on his mouth: "I want to see wild tea trees."

Abel was taken aback, looking at the cub's stubborn expression, he felt that the cub was not simply curious: "Do you really have to watch wild ones?"

Lu Shiqing nodded vigorously.Emma, ​​in order to complete the task, he also fell all over the ground.

Abel pondered for a while.The main danger in the forest comes from Soul Eater. Not all natural forests have tea trees, and no one can tell how big a tea tree will cover.

After all, just as every monte is unique, every tea tree is also different, and it is difficult to generalize.In addition to being strangely quiet and gorgeous, the area infected by Soul Eater is almost exactly the same as the area not infected. Even experienced people can't guarantee that they can accurately identify it.

As for the area where tea trees exist, it is much safer for adult tomcats who have experienced many battles.

But there are still many dangers for the cubs, such as wild animals that may appear in the jungle at any time, various lethal plants that cannot be underestimated, and the difficulties that are usually encountered when surviving in the wild.

Seeing that Abel was thinking, Lu Shiqing suddenly felt that there was a door, and hurriedly increased his bargaining chips: "Looking at wild tea trees may have something to do with my life experience. My elders left me a program. I need to find some kind of wild tea trees. Anyway, it is very, very important!"

Abel was a little surprised: "Didn't you lose your memory?"

"Uh..." The earthling who pretended to be amnesiac, "I am amnesiac, but I gradually remembered something..."

"Does it have to be a certain kind of tea tree?" Abel didn't continue to dwell on the problem of amnesia.

Lu Shiqing shook his head, afraid that the other party would find it troublesome: "No need, no need, any kind is fine! As long as it is wild!"

After finishing speaking, he felt that he was a little too eager, Lu Shiqing wanted to cover it up and said: "I will definitely not delay your work, we can go after finishing the work."

The word "we" pleased Abel very much. He carefully considered the feasibility and explained solemnly: "Generally speaking, even guardians cannot take cubs to the forest. If a cub has an accident in the forest , even the biological parents will be deprived of guardianship qualifications."

Seeing that the cub was about to jump up anxiously, the newly appointed guardian hurriedly pushed him back: "Of course it is not absolutely impossible. If you bring enough people to ensure safety, it is okay to just walk around in the safe area. Really go It’s absolutely impossible to have only the two of us in the forest, and I still need to gather some people to make full preparations before we can set off.”

"Mr. Yue, you are such a good person!" Lu Shiqing was so happy that he almost flew up.

Abel's eyes darkened: "I am your guardian, so you can call me Abel in the future. Or you can call me brother if you like."

"Uh..." Earthlings who felt like they were being molested.Brother your sister's brother!Why do I feel so ashamed of this title in an instant!

While speaking, the nursery school had arrived, and Abel bent down and carried the dazed earthling out of the carriage. Before Lu Shiqing frowned, he put down his expression naturally, causing the latter to hold his breath in his heart.

The narrow-minded people on earth ignored their guardians and rushed towards their room.

When passing by the courtyard, a group of cubs came up to gossip collectively, and even Nanny, who had always been awkward, followed behind and stretched her ears.

"Qingqing, are you going to move out with the guardian?"

"Qingqing, where is your guardian from? Is it far from Gemini?"

"Qingqing, when are you leaving? Do you also want to go to the port to take the starship?"

"Qingqing..."

"Meow, meow!"

The chattering cubs made Lu Shiqing's head big, making him temporarily forget that he was still childishly losing his temper with the guardian: "How can I answer so many questions at once!" Mixed with cat language hello!

It was Abel who rescued his guardian object: "We plan to take a private starship to travel to the tea-producing star first, and we will settle in the capital star after returning. Everyone has the opportunity to come and play."

The other humanoid cubs expressed friendly intentions to go there if they had the chance, but Nanni raised her chin arrogantly and snorted, "Even if I go to Capital Star in the future, it will be for school, not to play with you!"

Lu Shiqing was used to her awkwardness, but he really didn't understand what the cats who were holding his trouser legs were saying!The person asking for help looked at Abel: "I can't understand cat language."

"Uh..." The petrified kitty.

"But Qingqing, there is a translation program in the personal terminal." A gentleman reminded.

Nanni even found a reason to laugh at Lu Shiqing: "So how did your cub courses go, and how did you pass the primary exam?"

The earthling who took it for granted felt that his IQ was being ridiculed, and he was completely unable to refute it.He knew that he could understand the words of "Paji" in the two-dimensional empire, even if he set his gender as a tomcat.

But the two-dimensional empire is only composed of various programs, which are mapped to his brain and senses, and it does not really turn him into a tomcat, so the reason for being able to "understand" is naturally the translation program.

Busily searching out the translation program and installing it, Lu Shiqing immediately felt tired again.Because what the kittens are talking about is: "Qingqing is so dazed, no wonder he is dazed every time I talk to him, it turns out that he really didn't understand at all."

In fact, the physical characteristics of cats and humans are different, and the Monya galaxy has always used the language of human form as the common language.Cats have a sharper perception and can feel frequencies that humans cannot. It is very easy for cats to understand human speech.

But humans can't understand cat language very well, and cat's vocal cords can't produce the pronunciation of humanoid lingua franca.

Therefore, translation software is very necessary in Mengya. It can identify the target from various aspects such as body language, tone, frequency, language environment, etc., and is very intelligent.

Originally, these were very elementary contents in the cub language course, but Lu Shiqing took it lightly because the language of the earth and the Monya galaxy were interlinked, and learned the part of the language in a hurry, and did not notice the existence of the translator at all.Feeling ashamed, the earthlings retreated after a hasty farewell, and simply packed up their personal items under the escort of the guardians.

In view of the fact that Lu Shiqing was running around to see off Kekona last time, and the cubs had seen the so-called airport, they only held a small farewell party for Lu Shiqing in the nursery.The cubs exchanged terminal numbers with him one after another. Only Nanni insisted that she would not play with Lu Shiqing, let alone chat with him, so there was no need to exchange any terminal numbers.Although Lu Shiqing felt a little regretful about this, he didn't force it. In his mind, there was still a subconscious notion that it was normal for girls not to leave contact information.

On the way to the airport, Lu Shiqing kept looking at the nursery for a long time.He has not lived here for a long time, and he also feels that there is a generation gap with those children, but he is still very reluctant when it is time to part.After all, he was the first one who could give him a safe harbor in this strange world and helped him through the most helpless time at the beginning.

Abel patted Lu Shiqing's head and comforted him: "You can come back to play when you have time, don't be reluctant."

Lu Shiqing was a little hard-spoken, unwilling to admit that he, an old man, was sentimental just now, so he yelled, "I'm not reluctant! I'm just thinking about how to play the tea star!"

Abel's eyes were doting, um, since the cub didn't even notice that he touched his head because he was guilty, let's not expose him.

The author says:

It's troublesome to divide it twice, and it's too old to be the point, so I'll post it in one wave at night