Part-time swordsman working part-time [Interstellar]

"New student Gu Duo, the dean is looking for you."

Three hundred years ago, human beings achieved a breakthrough in extraterrestrial infrastructure technology and successfully built a simulated atmosphere to transform an alien planet whose environment is similar to that of the earth.

——Similar to Gu Duo's last experimental world, the interstellar era has arrived, but there is no time to find alien creatures, and there are no special functions of those luminous discharges.

The advent of this technology has knocked on the door of the universe for all human beings.Space travel no longer requires extraterrestrial survival equipment, leaving the ranks of expensive luxury goods.Some regimes even set out to immigrate to extraterrestrials, advocate the people to be the pioneers of new planets, and gradually issue preferential immigration policies.

The stars are like the sea, they no longer hang far away from the sky, but become the grass by the side of our nest.The University of Space Force and Astronautics came into being, hired a bunch of former space bodyguards and related scientific researchers as teachers, and trained regular soldiers. It was once a sacred place in the hearts of green youths.

Even the teachers who are underachievers have a new line: "With your learning attitude, homework and exams are copied from others, do you want to be a space army in the future?"

Among the ten punks, eight can read the sage's book for this sentence - Gu Duo is one of those eight, and it just happened that the road to good education went smoothly, and he was enrolled in the Combatant major of Hangda University.

On the day of the report, the autumn was bright and clear. He dragged his luggage and set off in the early morning, crossing half of the country of the motherland;

After tossing around, until the opening ceremony, he has already made him drowsy.

Back then, Gu Xiaoduo had not yet practiced his miraculous skills, and he became this old fritter who could talk and laugh without changing his face even when he was hit by a knife.When he was sleepy, he couldn't hold his eyelids, and soon fell asleep on the small sofa in the auditorium.

This ball is relatively smart, and when others applaud, he can also slap it twice, and it looks good from a distance; but that year, it was Yu Zhihong who came to be a sales representative to welcome new students. This person was dressed in a military uniform. It was too much, and it caused a lot of exclamations as soon as he came on stage.

Some of the stinky problems raised by the ball since childhood became chaotic in an instant - he didn't sleep well, and he felt like a cat when he was vigilant. The only thing he could bear was the teacher's lecture and the snoring of his roommate. Mao jumped up.

At that time, Yu Zhihong was reading the manuscript and reached the opening: "Good morning, instructors and comrades in arms."

Gu Duo found the most important "source of noise" during his sleepwalking, and he yelled confidently: "Who! It's endless in the morning, why don't you let people sleep? Are you insane!"

The auditorium became completely silent in an instant, and even Yu Zhihong paused for a while, and couldn't help but look over.

Even the new counselors were overwhelmed by this momentum on the spot.

Only the experienced dean of their actual combat academy saw the commotion in his own academy phalanx with his eyes and ears. He grabbed the extra microphone and shouted back: "There is no 08:30 in the Space Force!" Soldiers who can’t get up yet! Which squad, if you want to sleep, go back to sleep! You..."

Gu Duo turned his head sleepily for a couple of times, but he couldn't move. He didn't wait for the other party to finish the cruel words like "you will stay and be scolded later", and directly caught the three words "go back to sleep".

These words were very in line with his wishes, so Gu Daqiu did a stretching exercise and turned back into an upright primate. He accepted this suggestion wisely and walked away.

The kids in the audience are not too serious about watching the excitement. They don’t know where it started. Some cheered, some whistled. The shameless person below, turned around to pay tribute before walking to the safety exit, completely bringing the atmosphere to a climax.

The excitement and restlessness of the young people is like weeds, and if there is a slight chance, they can swarm up desperately and form a wilderness.The energy was so unreasonable that it never seemed to tire.

The dean's face was livid with anger, and the counselor realized that the student had gotten into trouble, and was at a loss for what to do.

The old headmaster waved his hands helplessly at them, signaling to be safe and calm. The commotion couldn't be suppressed, so he simply let the students make enough trouble. Anyway, the future is long, and it is not too late to settle accounts.

Gu Duo became famous for this battle, but he himself still didn't realize it, so he went back to the dormitory and fell asleep.After sleeping until three o'clock in the afternoon, he woke up unsatisfied, and when he opened his eyes, he met Shang Xing's faltering face—similar to Tang Seng's feeling when he opened his eyes and saw a monster.

Later, according to Xing Hui, he stood there wondering how to get Gu Duo to wake up, they were all worried about this; Gu Duo firmly refused to accept this explanation, thinking that this guy was just coveting his beauty.

Everyone has gossiped about dozens of speculations about the origin of "the handsome sleeping guy at the opening ceremony", centered on what Gu Duo's senior buddies said, taking the limitless human brain as the radius, and spread it into a pot of rumors from all walks of life hodgepodge.

Some people say that he is related to the principal's family, so he dares to be so presumptuous; others say that he is a bad boy who has been known far and wide since high school, and has even killed people in fights... In short, it is some random fabrications with weird imagination, It's very bluffing to think so well.

As an idiot, Xing Hui took advantage of the situation to make Gu Duo, who was half asleep and half awake, into some kind of lazy big cat.

Especially after knowing that this person was his roommate, he even tremblingly showed the temperament of an ancient feudal ruler's personal eunuch, and tentatively said: "That, big brother! The old teacher told you to go!"

Gu Duo: "..."

Gu Duo: "?"

Gu Duo: "!!"

Boss Gu regained consciousness in an instant, a carp turned upside down, rolled over and got out of bed, and asked confusedly, "Huh? Looking for me? Why are you looking for me? I've already graduated...huh?"

Gu Duo: "..."

Wait, who is this and where am I and what's going on here?

Xing Hao: "..."

Wait, the big tiger has suddenly become a brain axe, and there is still a trend of HelloKitty, the gap may seem a bit big! !

The two stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and they were getting together to short-circuit their brains, when they heard the door of the dormitory being knocked several times, in a calm and polite manner.

Gu Duo subconsciously said, "Enter?"

The door swung open, revealing a figure in a well-dressed dress.

"New student Gu Duo," Yu Zhihong said, "The dean is looking for you."

The author says:

It's a little less orzzz try to make up a chapter tomorrow!

没想到还能看见熟悉的id，等我清点一下账户余额来发红包，咪咪咪。毕竟对于一只鸽子而言，能表达「爱你」的方法，只有红包和更新啦感谢在2021-12-2623:25:01-2022-01-0816:49:15期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!