Part-time swordsman working part-time [Interstellar]

All that remains is the bitterness from the overpowering seasoning.

Gu Duo is very good at cooking, and he cooks in a stream-of-consciousness style.

After the heating was over, he took out the lunch box and added some salt casually; then he thought the color was too thin, so he grabbed a handful each of dried green onion and chili powder, and sprinkled a strong local flavor of "Northeast Broken Flower" "style plate.

After finishing this dark cooking, not only was he not ashamed, but he even proudly called Phoenix over and took a group photo with him.

Jingwei connected to the camera curiously, and after watching the honor of "Loving Bento", he couldn't help worrying: "It seems that I should remind Mr. Yu of the risk of food poisoning."

Fenghuang was silent for a moment, and replied: "It's okay, he has successfully accepted the transformation. Under the power of "immortality", the damage this plate of food will cause is not worth mentioning. "

Gu Duo: "..."

Gu Duo said: "Talk down on me, I'm still a little away from being deaf."

Fenghuang and Jingwei immediately shut up and clicked on the camera together.

Gu Duo was cooking some food, and not long after, Yu Zhihong came out of the nutrition cabin.

Gu Duo's face pulled down instantly, and he pushed the rice over: "Eat."

Yu Zhihong took a look, couldn't bear to look away, and asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

Gu Duo said: "Thanks to you, I'm already full. Hurry up and eat, and you will stay there obediently after eating. When you arrive at the base, I will find someone to take you back."

Yu Zhihong said, "I want to stay and help you."

"Help me?" Gu Duo laughed angrily, "Have you been to the sky or have you driven a mecha? You are trespassing on a military site. If I hadn't stopped the cannonball yesterday, you wouldn't even be left with scum. You know. I don't need your help either."

After finishing speaking, Gu Duo suddenly remembered that this person was also a general before, and felt that his words were a bit too much.But the most urgent task right now is to get Yu Zhihong back to the earth, if it's too late, I'll apologize when I have time.

But Yu Zhihong didn't feel offended, but said: "Everything has a beginning. Wars are all about life and defense, defending the territory, the same. I have also accepted the transformation, and maybe I can help you."

It's okay not to mention the transformation, but when it comes to this, Gu Duo wants to turn over the old score, and immediately gets angry: "You are quite proud of accepting the transformation? Let's talk about this first—do you feel that you have a special spirit of dedication? In order to help me, even the body can be transformed?"

He paused, and said the second half of the sentence word by word: "Yu Zhihong, did I say it too tactfully before, and you didn't understand? Okay, let's just say it. I don't "like" at all. Function, don't care what you do, we have nothing to do, it is impossible for me to fall in love with you and have children. "

Fenghuang couldn't help but said: "Don't do this, Gu Duo, this is too hurtful. Your original intention was not to hurt him."

But Yu Zhihong was silent for a while, just when Gu Duo thought he was going to take a step back, he said, "Well, I know."

Now it was Gu Duo's turn to be dazed.

The ancestor was in a daze for a while, and in the end he didn't know which tendon was wrong. His anger became more and more intense, and he couldn't care about anything, so he could only follow his only instinct at the moment to move forward, and gnawed at him. on Yu Zhihong's mouth.

According to the privacy protection agreement, Fenghuang and Jingwei turned off the cameras in unison, and consciously stopped spying on any movement in the mecha cabin, completely freeing up a rare quiet space for the two of them.

Gu Duo leaned forward and only knew how to gnaw, attacking bluntly.Yu Zhihong took whatever he wanted and let him go on a rampage.

So, in the boundless universe, in the cramped mech cabin, under the wrapping of the "dong dong" sound of wind and stardust brushing against the fuselage—they kissed.

Even if it's an ugly kiss.

Gu Duo only knew how to gnaw, and wanted to withdraw his troops after a while, but was wrapped around the back of the head by Yu Zhihong's arms, and was so lingering and inseparable.

This time, the atmosphere of daggers and swords is tense, and there is also a bit of familiarity in the world, and strangeness after being separated by time and space.

It wasn't until the two of them gradually felt a little suffocated that their lips and tongues parted reluctantly.

Gu Duo looked at Yu Zhihong with joy, and loosened his tie, then the buttons of his clothes, and his belt.

He said: "Understood, you want this, right? Come on, just come. There is only one condition, and you go back quickly after sleeping."

Yu Zhihong let out a long sigh, stepped back half a step, gathered up Gu Duo's clothes with one hand, and sighed, "Stop making trouble."

Gu Duo looked at him, and said carelessly: "No trouble, serious. Anyway, it's not that I haven't slept. If you don't believe me, come and try?"

Yu Zhihong said seriously: "No matter what, you can't make fun of your body. Wait a moment, I'll cook."

After he finished speaking, he went to look in the storage cabinet, but he didn't see any ingredients, only a pile of bottles and jars of instant food products.

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo explained: "It's not that I don't eat well, it's that I eat this in space. It's different from the ones sold in supermarkets, they are all nutritious meals. The one I made for you is—"

Yu Zhihong was stunned for a moment: "You did it?"

Gu Duo said: "Otherwise, may I ask if there is a third primate that can cook...human?"

Yu Zhihong's eyes moved back to the box of "Small Flower Curry Omurice".

Fenghuang and Jingwei, who had just come out of the private mode, said together: "Wait!"

Yu Zhihong: "?"

Jingwei said: "Food poisoning risk warning, please eat with caution."

Fenghuang said: "I sincerely suggest that please give up eating this curry rice. According to my calculation results, the probability of side effects after eating it is astonishing. There is a [-]% chance that you will not believe it, and then try a second bite... ..."

Yu Zhihong and Gu Duo's eyes met for a moment, then they opened the lunch box and picked up the chopsticks.

"But the taste of normal people cannot accept such spiciness and saltiness," Fenghuang continued, "You will most likely rush to take a sip of water, and then accidentally eat the only bottled colorless liquid here—vinegar."

Jingwei added: "According to relevant records, among those who ate food made with 00031, the regret rate is as high as [-] percent."

Fenghuang continued: "White vinegar will intensify..."

Gu Duo really felt that it was too noisy, so he snatched back the boxed lunch, and took a bite out of his mouth in front of Yu Zhihong.

Fenghuang said: "Please don't be deceived by Gu Duo's unusual taste."

Yu Zhihong was taken aback for a moment, and immediately understood the connotation of this "extraordinary" - Han Qiuling had just told him that "immortality" would cause a gradual partial degeneration of human senses, and the specific degeneration may be random, including the sense of taste .

In Gu Duo's mouth, normal food has almost no sourness, sweetness, bitterness or spicyness, and it is all tasteless. On the contrary, it is this kind of dark cuisine that has some taste.

Yu Zhihong thought of Gu Duo's usual eating patterns, so he couldn't see the problem at all.

Fenghuang reminded Gu Duo: "Mr. Yu is experiencing a feeling that can be called "distressed". If you have something you want him to do, you can take this opportunity..."

"Thank you." Gu Duo said, "But did you forget that you are in the public release?"

Phoenix: "..."

It was only then that Fenghuang discovered that the chip next to Gu Duo's ear couldn't be connected, and there was some malfunction in the cosmic environment. The best communication channel just selected was automatically the next best, and it was released publicly.

"I want you to do only one thing," Gu Duo said to Yu Zhihong, "Either you hurry back to Earth, or stay at the base honestly and don't cause trouble, choose one...you can cook what you want, no I’ll teach you. Don’t look at me that way, I’ve been flying in space for several years, and it’s not unusual to be able to cook airline meals.”

Yu Zhihong sighed silently, and while listening to Gu Duo's nonsense, he brought over the box of colorful things and took a sip.

The rice grains are coated with curry, excessive salt and chili powder, and it is almost impossible to taste what is added in the mouth at first, only the bitterness caused by the overly strong seasoning remains.

The author says:

The previous chapters 86, 87, and 88 have been rewritten, and 88 has changed a lot.

I'm really sorry, I promised to update yesterday, but I fell asleep halfway through writing last night... Then I woke up with diarrhea and continued writing.

It's a little bit less, I will make up for it after a short sleep, and I will continue to update after a while. I will try my best to make up for what I owed before!

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!