Part-time swordsman working part-time [Interstellar]

The bodyguard raised a gun and pointed it at him blackly.

Gu Duo was fully armed to the skin, and Song Ci was fully armed to the stomach, and took a few Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets, so as not to spit out the overnight meal later.

Gu Duo casually picked up a plate of small cakes, and while observing the surrounding environment, he said, "I'm not familiar with this situation. Only by using the network next door can the communication be encrypted. That's ok, when someone comes, if the signal is not good for a while, you'll think about it yourself." Make it up."

Song Ci: "Naobu, you use jumping eggs to detoxify?"

Gu Duo: "..."

Before Yu Zhihong and the others came over, Gu Duo liked to play around with these strange things when he was free. Sometimes he drew a sample and threw it to the equipment department. Most of the time he was too lazy to communicate with the minister who couldn't speak Chinese well, so he went alone Basement study of the villa.

In addition to Tiaodan, which can detoxify, its research results are various, and there are also tie clips that can discharge electricity, self-defense equipment that can be pulled out once to turn a pen into a small dagger, and a diamond ring that can be replaced... and so on.

The rest of the field staff basically came to find this ancestor to rob them when they set out to do latent missions, and they brought one or two items with them in case they were needed.However, the usual mission status is relatively routine, so I have not used today's eclectic props.

Gu Duo said: "You are discriminating against jumping eggs. If you can use them, you are a good one, understand? I am invulnerable to weapons and guns, but others may not. What if a little comrade gets into the role I am today and is drugged by others?" manage?"

Song Ci: "You don't need it, what are you carrying it for?"

"Isn't this your brother Yu at home?" Gu Duo found the target, and picked up a glass of cocktail instead, "I dropped the equipment, it's not good for him to see it, he just put it on his body. Let's not talk about it." , found Lion."

After saying that, he swayed into a rose with thorns, and squeezed towards today's big benefactor in a coquettish manner.

At first, the entire dispatching control room stared nervously at the screen. After watching for a while, taking Song Ci's pig-like laughter as a pretext, they couldn't bear to look directly at them, covered their faces and trembled.

Gu Duo leaned over to persuade him to drink: "Have a drink, brother, look at my face, it's so pretty, it's good for drinking."

Gu Duo pretended to whisper: "Oh, just talk to others when you are drunk. They are very tight-lipped. And I told you secretly, the top and bottom are very tight."

Gu Duo acted coquettishly and said: "Drink another drink, you just had two drinks with that guy, I'm going to die of envy—"

After handing over the wine glass, the fellow fell on the chubby Lion in a pretentious manner, hugged him boldly, and said intoxicatedly, "Brother, I'm fascinated by you."

"If I am guilty, I should let the police brothers take me to justice," Song Ci said from the bottom of his heart, "instead of letting me decipher the camera and watch our army's ancestors and wild men perform Sao Ling's one hundred must-recite lines .”

The technicians in the equipment department all had nothing to love, and asked: "The equipment has been confiscated, should we still look at it? We are here to observe the trial effect of the equipment..."

The person in charge said: "Look, he also has a multifunctional laser pointer."

Song Ci went completely crazy after hearing this: "What are you talking about? Let him take out the equipment without trying it out?"

"Yes, it should be used after testing. The ancestors said that it is too late, and it can be used directly." The person in charge said in unskilled Mandarin, "Half of the equipment is self-made by him, and we only use it as an auxiliary assembly. The first time I came to observe and learn, and I also need to observe and record the use of the rest of the equipment."

Song Ci looked at a loss: "Then what if it breaks on the spot. How about cold salad?"

The person in charge said: "The ancestors said so."

Song Ci: "..."

In fact, Gu Duo couldn't trust the people in the equipment department. After all, he now regarded them as the target of suspicion, so he refused the equipment evaluation before the mission.

He was wearing a coquettish face that was suitable for this occasion after makeup, and he was flirting coquettishly, which made Lion's soul drift away, and he was going to take him home smoothly.

But the gold master's random flowers gradually became fascinated, and the bodyguard, who was in the way, came over and said something quietly.

Gu Duo knows how to speak lips, and can distinguish one or two words from it. It is probably doubtful that he was stopped at the door all of a sudden.

But this is also impossible.

He makes these strange things, one is for emergencies, and the other is purely for entertainment.The reason why I took it out today is not because I didn’t talk to Song Ci just now, but it’s more because I want to fight a cognitive error.

Gu Duo’s false identity as a star was not perfect, and Lion couldn’t help but investigate, so he had to create another illusion: a smart little star thought he had got “inside information” and knew what “secret business” the patron was engaged in. Bo people's attention, with a view to the top.

The seized equipment itself has no offensive power, and the real usage is also very hidden, so it is not afraid of being exposed, and it can withstand research than Gu Duo, and can delay the investigation time.

The real trick on him is a fountain pen that has been designed for three months.This thing can't stand the inspection. There is a push button on it. If you look closely, you can find that the laser pops up when you press it. It doesn't look like a normal pen at all.

But if you stick to the "beautiful idiot" character setting, this kind of behavior of carrying a pen with you will be directly understood as "stupid x pretending to be educated", or "really take yourself as a dish, and prepare to sign for someone".A pen with huge lethality can be pinned in the breast pocket generously.

Gu Duo pouted his lips recklessly and stuck it to Lion's body, thinking that this fat body could at least hold a bucket of arowana, but he wriggled around dedicatedly, "proud to be favored" and said: "Brother -You look at him during the day at work, and you should look at me at night."

Lion's body has obviously changed. He waved his big hand, obviously wanting to go down three ways, but the expression on his face suddenly sank: "My people said, you have a problem."

Gu Duo opened his eyes wide: "How is it possible, I... I just passed the physical examination, and he spewed blood! Brother, I am really clean. I... Ah!"

The bodyguard raised a gun and pointed it at him blackly.

Gu Duo's heart was calm, and he could understand from Lion's movements that he was hooked—not to mention where his lustful hands are going to be placed, but just look at the postures of the two of them, with their chests leaning against each other. In the back, one shot can punch two people through each other.

And those who are familiar with guns can tell at a glance that there is something tricky here.The gun was probably fake, and the weight was wrong, which caused slight deviations in the posture of the person holding the gun; moreover, the bodyguard knew that there was no real gun in the chamber, so he also put on an air of demeanor, not really looking to kill someone.

This is making threats. "Intimidation" is sometimes more effective than "incentives", especially for a "little star who has broken through the secret and is still self-righteous".

But no matter which method is used, the purpose is the same, that is to use this person for oneself.

Just have to go through the motions.

Gu Duo's face perfectly interpreted the horror, his whole body trembled like a sieve, and said incoherently: "I... I, I, I... Help, help... I don't... Brother, brother save me... I have nothing, nothing Do……"

While acting, he boasted in his heart: "It's done. This makes me feel pity, Xizi holds her heart, and clear water produces hibiscus."

The bodyguard's face was expressionless, and he was about to vomit. Lion was quite satisfied, seeing that it was almost done, he said, "Okay, I'm scaring the child. You put it down."

Song Ci said: "Ancestor, I feel that he is your son's generation."

Gu Duo thought to himself: "If there is such a son, add a bucket next to the garbage classification and put him in it."

Lion stretched his arms around the little beauty, with a heroic spirit in his heart, and said gently: "What are you afraid of, I'm here, it's okay, don't cry. Those who know the secret have to pay a little price, but you follow me sincerely, Then no one can touch you."

Gu Duo not only cried, but also cried pear blossoms with rain: "I, I, I... I don't cry, I... I'm afraid. I... I follow you!"

Song Ci: "Ugh!"

The author says:

It is an update from the previous few days, and there should be another chapter in the evening.

small theater:

Gu Duo had done a lot of "beautiful" assassinations in the early years, and he was quite fond of playing at that time, writing scripts for himself every time.

For example, when he saw blood for the first time, the target was an experimental product of the Liberty Society—even though it was also engaged in the awakening experiment, the Liberty Society was much more brutal than the Awakening Society. test.

This experimental subject didn't know what had happened, his body was covered in bruises, and he was escorted to the next test site.He wasn't even desperate, he was numb.

The script Gu Duo set for himself was "The Little Match Girl", pretending to be a little homeless girl, falling next to the test subject, and inserting a needle into the test subject's heart, just in time for this person to change clothes when he fled the scene then fell down.

His actions were also very successful.

Only at the moment of collision, Gu Duo felt the warm body of the other party.

He realized like never before that this messed up creature was his own kind.

But Gu Duo's hand was still steady, the fine needle penetrated every inch of his body, and he heard a faint "thank you".

——This planted a seed for the present many years later, making Gu Duo have been unequivocally opposed to the awakening experiment.

Even if some people think that protecting the earth is the great cause at this time and that time at that time, and that awakening and transformation is the best way at present... But there are always many people who stand in Gu Duo's camp and say: No.

After all, being human is the foundation of their existence in this world.