Part-time swordsman working part-time [Interstellar]

The No.12 matter... you probably didn't find anything, did you?

The work of the actors follows the filming and promotion progress of the crew, and it has come to an end recently. Gu Duo only has a few days left for the concert, and the rehearsals have already been finished, so it can be regarded as a short vacation.

In line with the mentality of "being idle is idle", this person first ordered a bunch of rehabilitation products online, and bought a lot of children's educational enlightenment toys, "fulfilling the guardianship obligation" for Yu Ming and Yu Zhihong, and let everyone The older ones go to rehabilitation, and the younger ones go to attend lectures;

After tossing and tossing was almost over, he set a schedule again and prepared to "teach in person", taking Yu Zhihong and Yu Ming to understand the world well.

On a fine afternoon, Gu Duo finished his meal and said, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose a date. Let's just take you two out to play... No, I'll take you out to familiarize yourself with modern society."

Yu Ming, who had been tortured by online classes for a few days, cheered on the spot, and as soon as he raised his voice, he died down in Yu Zhihong's eyes.

Gu Duo cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks and said, "Don't be so fierce, A Ming is only a little older. Now you don't need to be the emperor, so you can't be so strict."

It is rare for Yu Zhihong to disapprove: "Because you are young, you must develop good habits."

Once Gu Duo thought it made sense, he stopped persuading him, threw the bowl into the dishwasher, and snapped a photo with a text saying: "Do housework."

—as if he had done so much with his own hands!

Song Ci's first comment: "Yes, Duo'er, your kitchen is still alive and making progress."

Gu Duo sent them two words: "Get out."

Sun Chu was the second one: "You can save yourself a lot of trouble. Also, post a copy of the photos on Weibo. I'm going to buy trending searches here."

Gu Duo replied: "Okay, will the overtime pay be tripled during holidays?"

Feng Shui takes turns, this time it is Sun Chu's turn to reply mercilessly: "Get out!"

It is not necessary for Gu Duo to do business in person, anyway, there is no difference across the network cable.Sun Chushun took the picture of washing the dishes, followed by a selfie taken by Gu Duo before, packaged it and posted it on Gu's social platform account.

The moment he pressed the send button, Yu Zhihong's cell phone sounded a special concern tone.Gu Duo was talking about his rehabilitation at the side, when he subconsciously turned his head, he just saw his homepage on the screen.

Gu Duo, who obviously wasn't posting on Weibo: "..."

Yu Zhihong, who was found to be particularly concerned by himself: "..."

The scene was very embarrassing for a while, but fortunately Yu Ming ran out excitedly after changing his clothes: "Are you going out?"

Gu Duo laughed dryly: "Haha, get out!"

He said to Yu Zhihong seemingly unintentionally: "Hey, by the way, we live together every day and don't leave each other's contact information. Add a WeChat to save a number."

Due to the addition of the awakening attribute, the reconstruction of the earth after the melee was extremely smooth, and the traces of the war were wiped out in just a few decades.Most people's lives have returned to the rhythm of the peaceful age, and they don't have to worry about terrain and ambushes anymore. Except for the scenery along the two points and one line, they only need to know the CBD and the snack street.

Gu Duo is no exception—at most, he knows more about the internal structure of some buildings involved in the mission than others.

Therefore, before preparing for this trip, I also specifically inquired about the travel guides of the Children's Palace, museums, libraries and other places, just in case.

As a result, when asked where he wanted to go, Yu Ming chose to go to the shopping mall and try KFC without hesitation.

Gu Duo: "..."

Come on, people in ancient and modern China and abroad are all virtuous.

Great Movie King Gu took out a set of low-key luggage from the closet, which was matched by Rice and Little Ace last time, put on sunglasses, and drove people out.

Yu Ming just rode in a car the day he passed through. At that time, he was very unfamiliar with everything, and he was holding on to his father's sleeve; although he is not used to the speed of the car now, he is no longer afraid, knowing that he can't fall. Going out, I started to look around with my head and head, just like when I was out shopping in the past.

It's just that Yu Zhihong can't answer his questions now, so Fenghuang will explain them one by one.

Yu Ming: "What exactly are 'fans'?Is the duck blood vermicelli soup stewed with Xiaoqi's vermicelli? "

Fenghuang: "Fans are a common food, also known as "vermicelli".It can be extended to a group of young people who worship a star artist. "

Yu Ming: "Why are there so many threads in the sky, are they used to dry clothes?"

Phoenix: "The facility you're pointing at is called a 'wire' that is used to transmit electricity from power plants to places.Televisions and lights, for example, run on electricity. "

……

No matter what words Yu Ming asks, Fenghuang can always explain in detail - because the database he carries is relatively large.But Yu Ming didn't understand these things, and couldn't even imagine that he was an inanimate program, so he suddenly said, "Feng Fenghuang, I think you look like a little flower."

Xiaohua was the cat that Gu Duo raised in Prince Xian's mansion back then. Fenghuang replied politely: "I am deeply honored. If I have a body, maybe it will be so."

Gu Duo asked: "By the way, what happened to Xiaohua?"

Hearing this, Yu Ming immediately turned back to look at Yu Zhihong, as if he was a little nervous.Yu Zhihong patted him on the head, and said, "Xiaohua is very good, but it is not easy to raise in the palace, so Zhang Quan carried her away."

Automatic driving is prohibited within the third ring road in the urban area. Gu Duo was busy looking at the road and didn't notice the movement in the back seat. He smiled and said, "It's cheaper for him."

As the saying goes, "An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold is hard to buy an inch of time." The roads in the CBD are so congested that every inch of land is precious, and cars run slower than the old man's dog.By the time the three of them found the underground parking lot and grabbed a parking space, it had been more than an hour since they went out.

Yu Ming said with emotion: "There are so many cars, it would be great if there were fewer."

Yu Zhihong was supported into a wheelchair: "The common people are well-off, and they have spare money to buy a car just now. This is not a bad thing."

Gu Duo couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it: "Don't talk about the truth when you come out to play, who doesn't want less cars on the road? Let's go, go shopping!"

Gu Duo didn't have anything he wanted, and Yu Zhihong didn't care. Yu Ming was curious about small commodities, so the three of them went to the second floor of the mall first.But if you don't look at it, as soon as you enter the store, Gu Duo turns on the shopping mode, pushing Yu Zhihong like a shopping cart, and all the gadgets are piled on him.

The most outrageous thing is that this person also took a hairpin with cat ears and pinned it on Yu Zhihong's head.

Seeing this, Yu Ming laughed so hard that Gu Duo was also happy.Yu Zhihong sighed helplessly, and let the two of them mess around without conscience, and acted as a quiet Christmas tree, which they could decorate as they wished.

After buying big and small parcels, Yu Ming basically learned how to pay and check out, so Gu Duo asked him to buy three movie tickets - when the lights are turned off, no one can see anyone, so as not to be recognized by fans, it's safe.

Yu Ming didn't know what a "movie" was at all, he only knew that he wanted to watch an oversized TV, and when he saw what was selling well, he ordered any movie, and bought a three-person seat according to what Bao Duo said.

Gu Duo didn't even look at the tickets. It wasn't until the opening of the movie that he saw his big face appearing on the screen unexpectedly, only to find out that this brat bought the movie he had just finished promoting.

Gu Duo: "..."

If he remembers correctly, this movie is probably about a sadomasochistic love story between him and a girl—bringing out his first love and his son to see himself "falling in love" with one of the rumored objects. What kind of human suffering is this? !

The little girl in the back row was still his fan, muttering in a low voice: "Ah, ah, Gu Duo, Gu Duo, he's so handsome...how can there be such beauty in the world."

The other girl who came with her was even more unrestrained: "It's my husband, that's right, I want to give birth to a monkey for him!"

Gu Duo: "..." Sister, do you two think I look like a monkey?

He couldn't help explaining: "Let me make a statement first... this, it's all acting, it's all fake."

After the explanation, he realized that something was wrong. There were theater troupes in ancient times, and these two people had watched TV shows. This is really redundant, and it seems like a guilty conscience... What is there for him to be guilty of!

The heroine of the romance film is full of highlights, suave and handsome, causing people to scream in small voices; the most amazing thing is that when the film reaches its climax, when the heroine shouts "xx I love you" to the back of the hero, There was also a big brother in the theater shouting "Gu Duo, I love you" while crying.

Gu Duo: "..."

I can really thank you.

Comrade film star has never been so exhausted watching this movie. It was so easy to wait until the end of the movie. I want to marry Gu Duo" and "Nonsense that's my husband".

Even though Gu Duo's face was not able to withstand such torture, he couldn't help but said: "Girl, can we be a little more reserved in public?"

The girl was just thinking about asking "what's the matter with you", when the light came on, Gu Duo's face was completely exposed.

girl:"……"

girl:"?"

girl:"!!"

Fortunately, there are not many people left in the theater, and the location is hidden.The two young fans were so excited that they couldn't scream at first, and then confessed and apologized again and again, speaking incoherently.

Gu Duo reluctantly signed the two of them, and the matter was considered over.

When they left the theater, both Yu Zhihong and Yu Ming had subtle expressions, as if they wanted to laugh but had to hold back.

Gu Duo said: "I am a flower in full bloom, and it is normal to fascinate a little girl. Laugh if you want to."

Yu Ming sprayed it all at once, and squatted on the ground so heartlessly happy that he couldn't stand up.Yu Zhihong said generously, "I'm not laughing at you. Women are free now, which is good."

"Freedom is not a bathroom locker room. There is no distinction between men and women." When Yu Ming smiled, Gu Duo pushed the wheelchair with one hand and picked up the small one with the other. He said casually, "You guys were so unreasonable back then. Bullying other girls."

It's getting late now, and it's time to eat.Gu Duo put the things back in the car first, and treated the two of them to KFC for a meal.

High-calorie food can conquer all teenagers and children, and it is always beneficial. Yu Ming eats it with gusto.Yu Zhihong was not picky about food, he would put in his mouth whatever Gu Duo told him to eat, he would take it all, and he could comment on the taste, as if he was about to become a junk food supporter.

After dinner, the evening rush hour is not completely over. If you want to go home, you have to cross several main roads, and there will be traffic jams visible to the naked eye.Gu Duo then slapped his head and thought of taking the opportunity to go to the scientific research department, just a few days before the two of them traveled through time and space, and check their bodies, especially Yu Zhihong's legs, to finalize a treatment plan as soon as possible.

Yu Zhihong seemed to refuse, but the Supreme Emperor couldn't clear the congested vehicles on the road, so he could only obey the arrangement.

When he arrived at the scientific research department, Gu Duo went directly to Han Qiuling.The laboratory is a confidential place with confidentiality regulations. He asked Yu Zhihong and Yu Ming to wait at the door, changed into a white coat, and knocked on the door to enter.

Han Qiuling wondered, "Where does the sun come out today? Why are you in the mood to work overtime?"

"It's not the same as anyone." Gu Duo said with a straight face, "My overtime pay is too high, considering the financial situation of the organization, I didn't come to work overtime. If I need anything, please help me to Yu...to NO.12 Check and check his body. He is in good condition, but his legs and feet are not good. It is probably the sequelae of a fracture. Let's see how to treat it."

After hearing this, Han Qiuling said with an indescribable expression: "Zongzu, the injury on No. 12's leg...you didn't notice anything, did you?"

The author says:

As mentioned earlier, there were many organizations and clubs during the awakening melee period. Among them was a gang called "Finger Licking Original Chicken Pie", which believed that original chicken was the best in the world; there was also a "Colonel Chicken Nugget Pie", who firmly believed that the Colonel's chicken nuggets were the most delicious. this creed.

These two big gangs are at odds with each other, and have fought several times, but the fights are more polite, and they sit and eat together when they are hungry.The original chicken pie does not eat chicken nuggets, and the chicken nugget pie does not eat original chicken.

In the end, because KFCs all over the world were bombed, the two major gangs shook hands and made peace, and joined the Awakening Club together, fighting to protect the original chicken and the colonel's chicken nuggets.