Part-time swordsman working part-time [Interstellar]

Then how can I compare swords with others!

After Yu Zhihong arrived at the northern camp, there was nothing to do until the end of summer. The most "difficult" military task every day was to keep an eye on Gu Duo, so as not to let this man harm the northern garrison.

Gu Duo said: "I obviously went to find them to practice swords."

Yu Zhihong asked: "Can someone fight with you?"

On the battlefield, there is no emphasis on Xingyi sword moves, only speed, accuracy, and ruthlessness. Apart from Yu Zhihong, who has practiced martial arts since childhood, in the sparsely populated northern region, there is probably no one who can compete with Gu Duo in martial arts.

"No." Gu Duo replied honestly, "So I let them go together."

Yu Zhihong said: "General Sun told me that you go to the camp every day to gamble with your silver. If you win a trick, each person will be rewarded with a piece of silver; whoever can scratch your clothes will be rewarded with a silver dollar; Sword, you can get a bag of silver. Is it?"

Gu Duo cursed: "I knew he was the one who filed the complaint, and if he can't win, he'll be shameless!"

Yu Zhihong said: "Don't say that about General Sun."

Gu Duo complained: "He is very bad, the first time I see you, I want to hold your hand. I shouldn't play with him!"

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Yu Zhihong knew that Gu Duo was soft but not hard, so he asked him to sit down and speak slowly.Gu Duo didn't sit on a stool, but directly sat on Yu Zhihong's lap and put his arms around his neck: "Okay, you're going to scold me again. Tell me."

Yu Zhihong said: "I'm not training you. Are you betting like this to encourage others to stab you with swords?"

Gu Duo grabbed a pen from the bookshelf, and played with it in his hand: "It's okay. If you can stab me with a sword, it must be very powerful. I want such an opponent."

"I don't want to." Seeing that the pen was about to be thrown out by him, Yu Zhihong reached out to stop him and replaced him with a heavy one, "I'm worried."

Gu Duo didn't seem to be able to understand this kind of feeling, he was stunned for a moment: "Are you worried? Are you afraid that I will run away with people with good sword skills, don't you want me? I won't."

Yu Zhihong was persuasive and persuasive: "If I go to the battlefield now and fight with people every day without knowing whether I will live or die, you—"

"You talk nonsense." Gu Duo couldn't find anything suitable, so he clenched his hand into a fist and stuffed it into his mouth, "I don't want to hear your nonsense."

Yu Zhihong held his hand, sighed, and wiped it off with a handkerchief: "I don't want to hear that you gambled recklessly, just like you feel now, understand?"

"Well, I guessed it." Gu Duo dropped his pen and leaned on Yu Zhihong's shoulder, "So I didn't tell you. If you don't know, you won't worry."

Yu Zhihong deliberately said: "Reciprocity is a courtesy. I will go out to fight in the future, and I won't tell you?"

Gu Duo patted him on the back of the head: "If you don't tell me, I won't want you."

Yu Zhihong can never win him in a quarrel, and has always had to admit defeat: "I dare not."

Gu Duo sat up proudly: "Then I won't abandon my husband and son."

Yu Zhihong said: "Then stay with me and don't go out to trouble General Sun."

"Okay." Gu Duo said, "But if you really don't want me to be stabbed, why not stab me a few times at night, I'm afraid that you will stab me in the stomach."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo always kept his word, and promised not to go to the military camp, so he nestled in the study for a day, casually took out a book of military tactics from the bookshelf, and nestled in the chair to read it like a boneless one.

After Yu Zhihong reviewed the military situation, fearing that he would be bored, he took him to the market to buy wine, go shopping and eat.

Gu Duo was under the care of his master since he was a child, and he didn't have the habit of eating snacks. He just watched them for fun, and often bought them back to watch, and gave them to children playing on the side of the road after watching enough.

Yu Zhihong would not even eat on the side of the road, it was not just a matter of indecency, if he was not on the battlefield, he would definitely not eat, and his schedule was as strict as the law.

And when these two people who didn't like snacks got together, they bought a bunch of what they had while walking, and ate all the way back to the military camp, their stomachs were so full that they couldn't even eat dinner.

Gu Duo doesn't care, just save a meal when you're full.In the past, he only had wine and swords in his heart, but now he adds Yu Zhihong, and everything else is up to fate.

Yu Zhihong blamed himself a little, felt that this was wrong, and was about to say to Gu Duo, "This cannot be done in the future"——

The big pot of rice in the military camp just came out of the oven, and when Gu Duo smelled the smell of stewed meat, he suddenly felt sick and bent over to vomit all over the floor.

Gu Duo didn't like to take medicine, the first thing he did when he got sick was to play tricks and act like a baby, and he resolutely refused to see a doctor.It's not a big deal to have a bad stomach, so Yu Zhihong didn't go to the military doctor to let him have a good rest.

After returning to the camp, he couldn't smell the scent, so Gu Duo was alive and well for a while, pestering Yu Zhihong to ask if he wanted to "do something" at night.

Yu Zhihong was so entangled by him that he wanted to take a cold shower, but couldn't bear it anymore, so he locked Gu Duo's arm.

Gu Duo wondered: "I can't run away no matter how strong you become. This is a terrible situation. I can only let you kill me whatever you want at night."

"Lie down." Yu Zhihong said, "Of course you don't have the strength to be sick. If you mess around again, you'll have to take medicine."

Gu Duo suddenly froze.

Yu Zhihong was worried about him and didn't close his eyes all night, fearing that he might feel unwell, so he could call the doctor at any time.

Fortunately, nothing happened overnight.

The next morning, when Gu Duo woke up, the first thing he said was: "Yu Zhihong, I want to eat meat buns!"

Yu Zhihong finally felt relieved, let him stay on the bed, and go get it by himself.

——But it's still early for him, the bun just got back, when Gu Duo smelled it, he lay down beside the bed and vomited again.

This must call the military doctor to take a look.

The military doctor of the Northern Territory Garrison is nearly seventy years old. The old man got up early and just finished a set of military boxing.He wiped his sweaty hands, felt his pulse, cupped his hands, and hesitated to speak to Yu Zhihong: "My lord, my lord..."

"Tell me." Yu Zhihong was a little nervous when he called him.

The military doctor said: "Don't panic...he has it."

Yu Zhihong didn't react: "What?"

Military doctor: "You are happy. He is not sick. He is happy."

Yu Zhihong was dumbfounded, thinking there was something wrong with his ears.

However, Gu Duo was very happy, thinking that if he was not sick, he was already well, and Xi, it sounds like a great thing, it is really a profit!

Until he understands what "you are happy" means.

Gu Duo: "..."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Yu Zhihong dragged the old military doctor back and forth and questioned him several times, alarming all the military doctors in the battalion. After taking Gu Duo's pulse one by one, he said unanimously: It's the happy pulse, it's true.

The old military doctor was well-informed and patiently explained the rumors of the man's birth to His Royal Highness. It took a long time to explain, but it was hard for Yu Zhihong to believe it.

Then he told Gu Duo.

This matter was too appalling, the military doctors tactfully retreated after the diagnosis, and left the camp to these two people without further disturbance.

Gu Duo asked in disbelief: "You made my belly bigger?!"

Yu Zhihong was too embarrassed to look at him.

"I—" Gu Duo looked down at his abdomen and said angrily, "Then how can I compete with others!"

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo is a man, when he was told that he was pregnant with a child, the first thing he thought of was the sword. After he got serious and sulking for a long time, he took the opportunity to ask for wine.

——Anyway, he didn't have much idea about these things, and it was very easy to accept them. He was just a little depressed, worried that it would be inconvenient to go to the house to expose the tiles if he got pregnant, and he was afraid that Yu Zhihong would be locked up in the military camp and not be able to go out to play.

Yu Zhihong was already in a state of confusion, even if Gu Duo wanted the stars in the sky, he could pick them up with a ladder in a daze, and immediately went to find wine for him.

As soon as I went out, I ran into an old military doctor who was basking in the sun at the door: "You still let him drink?!"

So on this day, His Royal Highness the Xian Wang was first deeply reprimanded, and listened to how to take care of pregnant people all morning; and because he didn't bring wine, Gu Duo was upset, and coaxed all afternoon.

This is just the beginning.

After Gu Duo became pregnant, he became more mischievous and often had whims.

He didn't know what it would be like to be pregnant. He thought about it, and he was so curious that he wanted to ask a girl.To find a girl, he only knew to go to the brothel, so he quietly ran out before his belly was revealed.

When he was arrested by Yu Zhihong, he was still plausible: "The Northern Garrison and the Northern Conscript Army are not allowed to enter the kilns, and I am not a soldier, so why not!"

Yu Zhihong said in a deep voice, "You have a family now."

"I have a family, so I can't even talk to others!" Gu Duo said in disbelief, "Why are you so unreasonable!"

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo also tried to fool him: "Look, other people's families have wives who are pregnant and husbands who go to the brothel secretly. When they are discovered, they are scolded bloody. I am different, I will not scold you. You must want to go too Right, I'll go with you!"

Yu Zhihong almost squeezed these three words out between his teeth: "I don't want to."

Gu Duo couldn't hide his disappointment: "Okay then, call me again if you want to go."

Yu Zhihong didn't need to think about it to know that Gu Duo's going to the brothel must not be for pleasure, but a sudden whim.

Normally, he would have asked Gu Duo carefully what he wanted to do, but he couldn't do it at this time.

As the weather warmed up, the seventeen tribes in the northern border came back from nomads, causing conflicts on the border repeatedly and disturbing the people for no reason.

Yu Zhihong strongly advocated the expedition.The Seventeen Tribes seem to be confident, but in fact they are full of temptations. If they let it go, they will surely breed tigers.

However, the imperial court ordered the northern garrison and the northern conquest army to focus on defense and not to attack without authorization on the grounds that "the southwest is pacified, and it is not appropriate to resume wars."

Yu Zhihong had no choice but to preserve his strength and appease the army as much as possible in case of emergency.

Half of his mind was about arranging troops, and the other half was about having children, so he was extremely busy.But some people are afraid that he will be comfortable, so his imperial brother Rui Wang Yu Zhiqiu asked someone to send a letter: "I am looking forward to my younger siblings."

Yu Zhihong sneered, and set the thing on fire.

Seeing him angry for the first time, Gu Duo leaned over curiously, put his arms around Yu Zhihong and asked, "Are you still angry?"

"Yes." Yu Zhihong said, "Emotions, anger, sorrow, joy, emotions, and six desires, just like you, I will have them all."

"That's right." Gu Duo said, "Then turn your head and let me see, what do you look like when you're angry?"

Facing Gu Duo's face, Yu Zhihong's unhappiness disappeared like a cloud.

Gu Duo started to feel sleepy and yawned: "I seem to have discovered something... Once you see me, you don't bother about anything, do you?"

Yu Zhihong said, "Yes."

"That's easy." Gu Duo was so sleepy that he lay on Yu Zhihong's shoulder, his voice was tired, "Take me with you wherever you go, as long as you're not happy, just turn around and look at me..."

He was still alive and kicking just now, but after a while, he fell asleep.

Yu Zhihong carried him to the couch, but Gu Duo grabbed his arm and said in a drowsy manner, "You stay with me for a while, and you are not allowed to go anywhere."

He added: "Except for brothels."

Yu Zhihong just happened to be free, so he lay down next to him, thinking helplessly: "Can the young one save some time? The big one hasn't been taught yet."

Until the next year, Gu Duo did not have any definite understanding of the matter of "giving birth".He's been trying to find someone to ask.But those who have never been born are as ignorant as him, and those who have been born are secretive, and can only say: "It's impossible to say, you will know when you are born."

Therefore, he only knows that a big living person has grown from his body, and after a month is enough to pull it out, he will be a hero again.

Although the hero is vomiting so badly now that he doesn't eat anything but plums, the only fun he has to do every day is to hide under the blanket, show his eyes, and watch Yu Zhihong looking for him.

Yu Zhihong followed suit, going back to the room every day, pretending not to find him, and walking around the room.

But his eyes always betrayed His Royal Highness Xian Wang completely, this man couldn't stop looking at the bed from the moment he entered the door.

Gu Duo took the initiative to lift the quilt, showed his protruding belly, patted and asked, "You're not pretending! Come and play something else, guess if there is a man or a woman here."

Yu Zhihong answered truthfully: "I don't know."

Gu Duo said, "Guess. If you guessed right, this child is for you."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo asked vigilantly, "You don't want it?"

Yu Zhihong: "I..."

Before he finished speaking, Gu Duo was already angry: "You don't want it, who am I to throw it to?"

Yu Zhihong couldn't laugh or cry.

The days went on like this, until the ninth month of Gu Duo's pregnancy.

It was another year when spring came and summer went, and [-] soldiers from the seventeen tribes in the northern border were on the border, and wars were imminent.

The author says:

Gu Duo's diary: I don't like a big belly, I can't drink alcohol, and I can't compete with swords.If you have to give birth next time, let Yu Zhihong give birth.

Yu Zhihong:?