Part-time swordsman working part-time [Interstellar]

Men cannot have children!

Gu Duo put his arms around Yu Zhihong's neck, and stuck to it without hesitation: "Okay, that's it?"

This hug was so real, Yu Zhihong hesitated for a moment, and then lightly wrapped his hands around Gu Duo's waist: "Yes, yes."

Gu Duo's brain circuit began to frantically again: "It turns out that hugging is fine! Well, when we go back, I will call a few more people to hug you every day."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo complained again: "There is still such a good way, the military doctor didn't tell me, it's too boring."

There are too many blanks in Gu Duo's eyes in the human world - he has no memory of being hugged when he was a child, he only vaguely understands that hugging is an act of intimacy, as for how close it is and what kind of feelings it can express, he has no idea.

This cannot be remedied overnight, Yu Zhihong hesitated how to explain it, but when Gu Duo saw this, he "understood something" and hugged him a little tighter: "Could it be that only me hugging will work?"

Yu Zhihong was almost at a loss.

However, at the next moment, Gu Duo seemed to confirm this guess, and whispered: "That's right, I have medicine on me."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

A few words could not explain clearly, His Royal Highness King Xian didn't want to take turns hugging with the whole army, so he simply said: "Yes, only you... Okay, it's time to go."

Yu Zhihong's leg injury needs to be treated urgently, and the new northern army outside has no leader, and the court's peace talks are coming in a few days.Yu Zhihong and Gu Duo didn't have the Western skills to delay under the cliff, so they had to go back as soon as possible.

However, if you want to climb the cliff, you have to go to the high ground, all the way to the southwest; Yangdong City is north of this mountain, and the two are getting farther and farther away from the city.

"The mountains in the Shu land are open and closed, with a magnificent momentum; the southwest is ingenious, delicate, treacherous and changeable, and there are often wonders." Fearing that Gu Duo would be bored on the road, Yu Zhihong took the opportunity to tell him about everything in the world, from mountains, rivers, to Local conditions and customs, "The northern border is different. The mountains in the north are stable, large and open. We climbed up the mountain from the north slope; but now when you look up, what you see is the west slope, which is like flat land and can stretch for hundreds of miles. "

Gu Duo asked, "Is there anyone in such a big mountain?"

"Yes." Yu Zhihong replied, "There are countless villages in the mountains, and the people live by hunting."

Gu Duo always thought hunting was fun, his eyes lit up when he heard it, and he yearned for it.

Yu Zhihong continued: "The people in the Central Plains, whether farming or doing business, can get something from farming. Occasionally, in times of disaster, the government will release grain. The people in the northern border are different. Although they are the people of Daqi, they have to rely on the sky for food like the seventeen tribes."

Gu Duo asked strangely: "Why didn't the court release food to the northern border?"

"It's also released in disaster years. But it's usually unlucky, and it's difficult to take care of those who can't hunt prey for a few days in a row. The court also has concerns—" Yu Zhihong patted Gu Duo on the shoulder, indicating that he couldn't move anymore, and took a short rest. "Too much control, subsidizing the northern border with southern taxes, and the court will be short-lived; too little control, it will be difficult to protect the livelihood of the people, and a second Seventeen tribes may appear."

Gu Duo wanted to listen to the whole sentence, and when Yu Zhihong finished speaking, he didn't let him sit down, but recited it: "It doesn't matter, what should I do? Is your leg hurting again? Don't go, I will recite it." Gotta move."

Yu Zhihong thought that a broken bone would never hurt, and he didn't want Gu Duo to worry, so he just said, "It's okay."

Then he said back to the north: "Commerce, ginseng and animal skins in the north are hard to find in the south. If the north and the south trade in exchange for melons, fruits and vegetables in the south, the northern border of Daqi and even the seventeen tribes will benefit. Eat If you don’t have to worry about clothes, then no one wants to fight.”

Gu Duo asked: "Then why doesn't it work... Oh, the North Vietnam Pass is too high, so I can't come over."

Yu Zhihong said: "That's right. If a mountain road hadn't been blown up in Beiyue Pass, only military trucks could carry cargo over the mountains. Exploding mountains is too difficult, and producing trucks requires a lot of steel. Steel has to be used for military weapons first. This margin."

Gu Duo then seriously worried about the people's livelihood in the Northland, as if he cared more about the household department's wine bags and rice bags.He was worried all afternoon, and his words became less and less.

Yu Zhihong changed to talking about folk customs and delicacies from various places. After a few sentences, Gu Duo must have asked, "Can this be sold in Yangdong City?"

Yu Zhihong couldn't help but laugh: "Lychees are easy to deteriorate, and it takes a lot of manpower and financial resources to keep them fresh. Except for the court, only a few wealthy businessmen can afford this expense. Most of them are sold locally."

Gu Duo said whimsically: "Well, the court is really rich. It should take what you can't spend and give it to those who can't afford it."

Yu Zhihong said: "My mother and concubine once had a pearl hairpin with a big pearl embedded in it, which was invaluable. No matter how much money there is, it is always more extravagant, and it can be spent cleanly."

Gu Duo was speechless again and again, since it was difficult to talk about his mother, he could only think: "A hairpin like a city, isn't it heavy?"

When night fell, Gu Duo voluntarily crawled into Yu Zhihong's arms to "cure his illnesses and heal his injuries" and keep warm along the way.

Before falling asleep, he suddenly asked in a daze, "Yu Zhihong, is the child fun? I'll give birth to one too, and put it with yours?"

Yu Zhihong was frightened out of his wits: "What did you say?"

"Bring a baby." Gu Duo repeated, "I heard that if you sleep together in this way, you can have a baby."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Yu Zhihong said calmly: "You are a man, and men cannot have children. Don't mess around."

Gu Duo patted his stomach proudly: "I am different from others, as my master said."

Yu Zhihong was stunned, as if a cluster of bright flames suddenly appeared in his heart.

"They look the same, have similar temperaments, and they are the men who can conceive." He thought, "How many men can there be in the world?"

Gu Duo said: "Do you want to give birth too? If you want to, I will secretly take you to soak in the medicine pool, King Rui can't catch me."

The hope that had just been raised was extinguished again - yes, King Rui loved these crooked things.

How much trouble did Lu Xiaoqi suffer from him?

Yu Zhihong tried his best to erase any fluke thoughts that should not have been there, and said, "No need. Children are not born like this."

That night, His Royal Highness the Xian Wang taught Gu Duo two things earnestly: first, children are not born in arms; second, children cannot be born casually.

Gu Duo came to a conclusion: "Well, if you don't want to have a baby, then don't have a baby."

Yu Zhihong: "..." Just talking was in vain.

Being rejected, Gu Duo was upset, he didn't even hug hard enough, he just put his arms casually, as if he was angry--it's just that this anger was not promising, and in the middle of the night, he entangled him tightly like an octopus Yu Zhihong's body.

Seeing that he was sleeping soundly, Yu Zhihong didn't ask Gu Duo to wake up at the scheduled time to watch the night, and he didn't sleep all night.

After sleeping in peace all night, Gu Duo couldn't remember those temperaments even more, and only complained: "Why didn't you call me?"

Yu Zhihong said, "Forgot."

Gu Duo was dumbfounded: "I can forget this, what did you do last night!"

Yu Zhihong replied: "Look at the stars."

Gu Duo: "Why are you the same as Xiao Hua!"

In the afternoon, Gu Duo found a jagged cliff with pine trees growing across it.He asked Yu Zhihong to hug him, raised his breath, and finally returned to the cliff.

Not far from this cliff is the official road, and a hunter on a horse passes by.Gu Duo asked someone for directions, and learned that this place is a little far from Yangdong City, with Deyu County to the south and a village to the north.

Yu Zhihong said: "Xiangnan. I have limited mobility. You can rent a carriage in the county."

Three days after the curtain was on the ground, Gu Duo and Yu Zhihong finally returned to their place of residence.After finding the inn, Gu Duo invited another doctor to treat Yu Zhihong's injured leg.

As a result, the doctor came, but Gu Duo was kicked out——Yu Zhihong insisted not to let him see the bone, for fear of scaring him.

Although Gu Duo is a general who has been on the battlefield.

Gu Duo squatted at the door and waited. When he saw the doctor coming out, he quickly approached him and asked, "How is he?"

The doctor's face was very serious, and Gu Duo became more and more anxious.But before the doctor could speak, the murmur of the aunt next to him came first: "Whose child is this, why did you bring your wife to the inn to have a baby?"

Hearing this, the doctor shook his head: "Mother and child are safe?"

Gu Duo: "..."

The doctor said: "Okay, your brother is afraid that you will worry, so let me speak tactfully. I've thought about it, but I'm not very good at it. You can ask him directly."

When Gu Duo heard it, his heart suddenly lifted, and he turned around and was swept into the room like a gust of wind.

The author says:

Yu Zhihong: I can grant one of your wishes.

Gu Duo: I hope that people all over the country can become rich.

Yu Zhihong: It's a bit difficult.

Gu Duo: Then I will have a baby with you?

Yu Zhihong: Say that wish again.

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