Part-time swordsman working part-time [Interstellar]
Chapter 147 Excuses
Do you want to take me in?
Gu Duo concluded that the reason why he gave up his kennel without any hesitation and moved closer to the gate of Yu Zhihong's house must be because Yu Ming is more knowledgeable now and calls him "Dad" instead of "Mom".
At the same time, he also knew very well that all the above were just excuses. He just wanted to go to Yu Zhihong's house and eat here... If possible, he even wanted to live here and never leave.
So, Gu Duo, who was really happy to be a father, bent down, looked at the child at the same level, and asked, "What can you do for you?"
Yu Ming carefully pushed the door open, and quietly pointed behind him.
Gu Duo followed his fingers and saw the shelf next to the TV, with a new game console on the top.
Yu Ming whispered, "I want to play games."
Gu Duo pushed the door open and entered, dumbfounded: "Hey, what's the matter, why didn't you find your father? Isn't your father at home... Oh, I guess he can't get it either. What's wrong with your father? Put things in a high place, he..."
While thinking about it, Gu Duo strode to the shelf, turned around and handed the game console to Yu Ming, only to see the child's expression of disillusionment, and at the kitchen door behind him, a faint expression on his face. Yu Zhihong.
Yu Ming sneaked up behind Gu Duo dejectedly, and said aggrievedly: "It's okay dad, my dad won't be willing to kill you."
Gu Duo: "..." That may be because you have misunderstood your father.
Yu Ming didn't know where he got the green tea accent: "Father, I'm afraid, you have to protect me and the game console."
Gu Duo: "..."
Finally, under the watchful eyes of Yu Zhihong's death, Gu Duo pulled out the brat behind him and punished him by confiscating the game console for half an hour. In Yu Ming's pitiful tears, he changed it to half a minute with hatred.
Yu Zhihong greeted him helplessly: "Come and eat."
Gu Duo ran over to help, but he didn't forget to serve the dishes and said, "What do you think you cook, can you just order a takeaway? Leave me your mobile phone number, and I will bring it when I get off work at this time, so I don't have to wash the dishes. By the way, there is a store near here that you should like..."
As he said that, Gu Duo didn't pay attention, and almost poured the bowl on Yu Zhihong's body: "Hey! What are you doing, you stopped suddenly and didn't say a word, what should you do if you bump into you?"
"Gu Duo." Yu Zhihong raised his hand to pick up the food in his hand, put it on the table, and then said slowly, "Takeaway is not healthy."
Gu Duo was speechless for a moment: "I thought there was something wrong with you. What's wrong with takeaway, you didn't eat less before. As far as the current food safety is concerned, what's unhealthy? Does anyone say this kind of inexplicable after becoming a father? if."
Yu Zhihong: "..."
Yu Ming answered for his father: "No, you won't!"
Gu Duo: "..."
Okay, careless.
After setting the dishes and chopsticks, eating was another battle without gunpowder—children Yu Ming was playing games at the dinner table, looking back frequently and operating secretly, and was caught by Yu Zhihong.
Seeing that Yu Zhihong's face turned cold, as if some coercive measures were about to be taken, Gu Duo hurriedly said, "You can't beat the child even if you can't eat. Yu Ming, stop playing too... Fenghuang, beat him for a while."
The high-IQ AI of the Phoenix generation finally became a substitute for preschool children's puzzle games, broke the record with tears, and Yu Xiaoming was so happy that he ate an extra bowl for dinner.
After the meal, Gu Duo consciously picked up the bowls and chopsticks, packed the leftovers into different categories, and then threw the bowls and chopsticks into the dishwasher.Wash it and take it out to drain and put it away.
After he figured out his thoughts, he squeezed into this house almost instantly without any teacher, and he didn't even need to spend time getting acquainted.
Gu Duo felt that this was a tacit understanding - obviously, he didn't think that someone might have left a space here according to his size.
Yu Zhihong was watching from the side, and when Gu Duo was done, he asked, "Why don't you want to go home?"
Gu Duo brushed his hair in embarrassment, and said, "Hey, I didn't clean up when I went out to play, the house is too messy."
Yu Zhihong asked, "Do you need help?"
"If you, a disabled person, help to clean up, how inhuman I am." Gu Duo said, "No, I'll call Auntie Cleaning later."
Yu Zhihong asked again: "What about before cleaning?"
Gu Duo leaned back and leaned against the cabinet with a smile: "Okay, do you want to take me in?"
Thus, Gu Duo entered Yu Zhihong's house logically.
He actually found a lot of reasons for himself. For example, Yu Zhihong is inconvenient and he has to be responsible for it. For example, Yu Ming has been looking forward to a family of three for a long time. For example, the last part of the plot in the system may have a bit of stamina... It seems that he can't find it if he works hard. It's like losing face with just one excuse, but in the end, none of them were suitable.
Fortunately, it was not worth explaining to anyone about this matter, and in the end it was nothing.
Compared with Gu Duo's romantic life, the life in the military headquarters can be regarded as wind and frost, and he was so busy that he hit the back of his head.
In order to study alien creatures, Fang Sitao hangs out with scientific researchers every day. He is so busy that his hairline recedes, holding meetings in small meetings.After working for about half a month, he finally released a satisfactory version of the data, and immediately called all the combatants to hold a general meeting.
Gu Duo also missed half a month's shift, having a good time with Yu Zhihong. He finally went to the military headquarters to report, and he calculated that it was almost time to pay his salary, so he ran to Chief Fang and said he would abdicate. Rang Yin's business.
At first, Fang Sitao thought that this unreliable person wanted to resign, and almost passed out with anger.Later, when I understood it, I said in a bad mood: "When you climb out of the nutrition cabin, the day lily will be cold. I have already criticized Han Qiuling's treatment."
Gu Duo said: "Then I..."
"No." Fang Sitao said categorically, "The current situation is not safe enough. The military department needs someone who has military exploits, a story, and can win big at any time."
Fang Sitao's words are not an exaggeration. The military has not stabilized since the last turmoil, and the emergence of alien creatures has made people even more panicked. There are even sayings that "humanity may usher in the end".
According to Fang Sitao, he was surfing the Internet a few days ago and saw this kind of trending search. There are many people who expect the world to play with the ball and lead others together.
Gu Duo didn't have time to enjoy the virtual world these two days, and wandered around the real world, so he didn't see such a grand event.However, he suspects that such remarks are likely to be children's nonsense.
After all, the results of the college entrance examination are coming soon, and many children who have been lying on the bed and playing games for a long time gradually do not want to face the reality, and will start to let out insincere catharsis - but Gu Duo does not intend to explain, no matter how you explain this kind of thing, learn Pa will not understand either.
Just like Gu Duo couldn't understand the speeches made by experts from the second district of the military headquarters.
Coincidentally, the expert was the brother who chatted with Gu Duo on the plane that day.It is obvious that every word he said is human language, only mixed with sporadic technical terms, which can become a heavenly book when combined.Especially after the appearance of "provable by this" and "obvious", the progress of derivation is like a wild boar running wild, and the brains of the colleagues here are smashed every minute.Those who listened were at a loss, those who spoke were at a loss, and dreamed of going back to the advanced mathematics classroom of Hangda University.
In the end, it was Li Chengshuang who saved the scene. He summed it up succinctly: Although there were many attacks from alien creatures.
However, after data analysis, it was concluded that the subject of the attack was the same flying object, with a high probability of being the same pilot.
Therefore, it is speculated that the other party is not preparing to occupy the earth in an organized and disciplined manner, and I am afraid that I will let down those online speeches; but this incident still needs to arouse vigilance, and it is not ruled out that there may be a test by alien creatures, and the interstellar patrol will be strengthened in the near future , I would like to trouble everyone to work overtime for free, but three meals and lodging will be included.
Gu Duo forced himself not to fall asleep directly, and wrote down the parameters of the alien spacecraft finally deduced by the researchers. After the meeting, he ran to the laboratory and asked Xing Hao to do a simulation experiment under the same conditions for himself.
The content of the experiment was roughly to simulate the cosmic environment and reproduce the scene of interstellar conflict, but the alien aircraft was replaced by Gu Duo who piloted a general-purpose mecha of the military.
The experimental system was still a "copycat" from Yu Jingsheng - Xing Hui combined the experience of sending Yu Zhihong into the system at that time and the configuration of the actual combat simulation cabin of Hangda, respectively, and finally a new type of combat simulator was mixed. .
The second district still attaches great importance to this research, and specially set up a project team, and Xing Yi also changed from a temporary worker experimenter to a project team leader. He can be regarded as an inspirational model. That's another story.
Right now, future primary school text candidates and the legendary battle promoted by the military will get together, and the overtime will be gloomy.
Three rounds of simulation experiments were done in order to take the average data at the end. The data has not been analyzed yet, and it is almost twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.Xing Hui tapped and tapped in front of the computer, counting until midnight.
However, fortunately, when the alien spacecraft is visible to the naked eye ahead of the earth, Gu Duo's data is comparable to the alien data, and the highest value of the comprehensive evaluation is still ahead of the earth by three percentage points.
This is still a general-purpose model to drive, and if it is replaced by a Phoenix, it is completely sure to win.
Both of them breathed a sigh of relief, they dialed Fang Sitao's communication directly without waiting for work the next day, and passed on the good news.
This night, half of the military department was woken up once in their sleep, but it was also the best day for everyone to sleep in the past half month.
When Gu Duo returned home, there was a faint light in the sky, and at the gate of the park, there were already old men and women doing morning exercises, carrying bird cages to run.These people euphemistically call it bird walking, but judging from the fact that the bird in the cage is shaken up and down, this activity is more similar to weight-bearing training.
The breakfast shop has also begun to stock up. The morning market next to the community has all set up stalls. The vendors hold water bottles and spray on the vegetable leaves, making the young leaves look fresh and delicious.Gu Duo didn't know where his curiosity came from, so he stood aside and took a few glances, feeling that it was similar to the Internet celebrity who played with himself in front of the camera.
In short, no matter how many times the world on the hot search has been destroyed, this city is welcoming a new day with vigor.
People who wake up are planning their three meals a day, or enjoying the grassy air; those who are still in their dreams are probably praying that the alarm clock will ring later so that they can delay sleeping for a minute and a half.
It's not that no one believes in those doomsday rumors at all, but that the existence of "people" has a unique resilience.
That's why they won the survival of the fittest in the primitive world even though their physique is weak. Thousands of years later, this resilience is still engraved in the DNA of human beings. They also have to live seriously.
The author says:
6.1;
How could this be? It feels like two more chapters popped up.
I wish Yuming children a happy Children's Day.
Gu Duo concluded that the reason why he gave up his kennel without any hesitation and moved closer to the gate of Yu Zhihong's house must be because Yu Ming is more knowledgeable now and calls him "Dad" instead of "Mom".
At the same time, he also knew very well that all the above were just excuses. He just wanted to go to Yu Zhihong's house and eat here... If possible, he even wanted to live here and never leave.
So, Gu Duo, who was really happy to be a father, bent down, looked at the child at the same level, and asked, "What can you do for you?"
Yu Ming carefully pushed the door open, and quietly pointed behind him.
Gu Duo followed his fingers and saw the shelf next to the TV, with a new game console on the top.
Yu Ming whispered, "I want to play games."
Gu Duo pushed the door open and entered, dumbfounded: "Hey, what's the matter, why didn't you find your father? Isn't your father at home... Oh, I guess he can't get it either. What's wrong with your father? Put things in a high place, he..."
While thinking about it, Gu Duo strode to the shelf, turned around and handed the game console to Yu Ming, only to see the child's expression of disillusionment, and at the kitchen door behind him, a faint expression on his face. Yu Zhihong.
Yu Ming sneaked up behind Gu Duo dejectedly, and said aggrievedly: "It's okay dad, my dad won't be willing to kill you."
Gu Duo: "..." That may be because you have misunderstood your father.
Yu Ming didn't know where he got the green tea accent: "Father, I'm afraid, you have to protect me and the game console."
Gu Duo: "..."
Finally, under the watchful eyes of Yu Zhihong's death, Gu Duo pulled out the brat behind him and punished him by confiscating the game console for half an hour. In Yu Ming's pitiful tears, he changed it to half a minute with hatred.
Yu Zhihong greeted him helplessly: "Come and eat."
Gu Duo ran over to help, but he didn't forget to serve the dishes and said, "What do you think you cook, can you just order a takeaway? Leave me your mobile phone number, and I will bring it when I get off work at this time, so I don't have to wash the dishes. By the way, there is a store near here that you should like..."
As he said that, Gu Duo didn't pay attention, and almost poured the bowl on Yu Zhihong's body: "Hey! What are you doing, you stopped suddenly and didn't say a word, what should you do if you bump into you?"
"Gu Duo." Yu Zhihong raised his hand to pick up the food in his hand, put it on the table, and then said slowly, "Takeaway is not healthy."
Gu Duo was speechless for a moment: "I thought there was something wrong with you. What's wrong with takeaway, you didn't eat less before. As far as the current food safety is concerned, what's unhealthy? Does anyone say this kind of inexplicable after becoming a father? if."
Yu Zhihong: "..."
Yu Ming answered for his father: "No, you won't!"
Gu Duo: "..."
Okay, careless.
After setting the dishes and chopsticks, eating was another battle without gunpowder—children Yu Ming was playing games at the dinner table, looking back frequently and operating secretly, and was caught by Yu Zhihong.
Seeing that Yu Zhihong's face turned cold, as if some coercive measures were about to be taken, Gu Duo hurriedly said, "You can't beat the child even if you can't eat. Yu Ming, stop playing too... Fenghuang, beat him for a while."
The high-IQ AI of the Phoenix generation finally became a substitute for preschool children's puzzle games, broke the record with tears, and Yu Xiaoming was so happy that he ate an extra bowl for dinner.
After the meal, Gu Duo consciously picked up the bowls and chopsticks, packed the leftovers into different categories, and then threw the bowls and chopsticks into the dishwasher.Wash it and take it out to drain and put it away.
After he figured out his thoughts, he squeezed into this house almost instantly without any teacher, and he didn't even need to spend time getting acquainted.
Gu Duo felt that this was a tacit understanding - obviously, he didn't think that someone might have left a space here according to his size.
Yu Zhihong was watching from the side, and when Gu Duo was done, he asked, "Why don't you want to go home?"
Gu Duo brushed his hair in embarrassment, and said, "Hey, I didn't clean up when I went out to play, the house is too messy."
Yu Zhihong asked, "Do you need help?"
"If you, a disabled person, help to clean up, how inhuman I am." Gu Duo said, "No, I'll call Auntie Cleaning later."
Yu Zhihong asked again: "What about before cleaning?"
Gu Duo leaned back and leaned against the cabinet with a smile: "Okay, do you want to take me in?"
Thus, Gu Duo entered Yu Zhihong's house logically.
He actually found a lot of reasons for himself. For example, Yu Zhihong is inconvenient and he has to be responsible for it. For example, Yu Ming has been looking forward to a family of three for a long time. For example, the last part of the plot in the system may have a bit of stamina... It seems that he can't find it if he works hard. It's like losing face with just one excuse, but in the end, none of them were suitable.
Fortunately, it was not worth explaining to anyone about this matter, and in the end it was nothing.
Compared with Gu Duo's romantic life, the life in the military headquarters can be regarded as wind and frost, and he was so busy that he hit the back of his head.
In order to study alien creatures, Fang Sitao hangs out with scientific researchers every day. He is so busy that his hairline recedes, holding meetings in small meetings.After working for about half a month, he finally released a satisfactory version of the data, and immediately called all the combatants to hold a general meeting.
Gu Duo also missed half a month's shift, having a good time with Yu Zhihong. He finally went to the military headquarters to report, and he calculated that it was almost time to pay his salary, so he ran to Chief Fang and said he would abdicate. Rang Yin's business.
At first, Fang Sitao thought that this unreliable person wanted to resign, and almost passed out with anger.Later, when I understood it, I said in a bad mood: "When you climb out of the nutrition cabin, the day lily will be cold. I have already criticized Han Qiuling's treatment."
Gu Duo said: "Then I..."
"No." Fang Sitao said categorically, "The current situation is not safe enough. The military department needs someone who has military exploits, a story, and can win big at any time."
Fang Sitao's words are not an exaggeration. The military has not stabilized since the last turmoil, and the emergence of alien creatures has made people even more panicked. There are even sayings that "humanity may usher in the end".
According to Fang Sitao, he was surfing the Internet a few days ago and saw this kind of trending search. There are many people who expect the world to play with the ball and lead others together.
Gu Duo didn't have time to enjoy the virtual world these two days, and wandered around the real world, so he didn't see such a grand event.However, he suspects that such remarks are likely to be children's nonsense.
After all, the results of the college entrance examination are coming soon, and many children who have been lying on the bed and playing games for a long time gradually do not want to face the reality, and will start to let out insincere catharsis - but Gu Duo does not intend to explain, no matter how you explain this kind of thing, learn Pa will not understand either.
Just like Gu Duo couldn't understand the speeches made by experts from the second district of the military headquarters.
Coincidentally, the expert was the brother who chatted with Gu Duo on the plane that day.It is obvious that every word he said is human language, only mixed with sporadic technical terms, which can become a heavenly book when combined.Especially after the appearance of "provable by this" and "obvious", the progress of derivation is like a wild boar running wild, and the brains of the colleagues here are smashed every minute.Those who listened were at a loss, those who spoke were at a loss, and dreamed of going back to the advanced mathematics classroom of Hangda University.
In the end, it was Li Chengshuang who saved the scene. He summed it up succinctly: Although there were many attacks from alien creatures.
However, after data analysis, it was concluded that the subject of the attack was the same flying object, with a high probability of being the same pilot.
Therefore, it is speculated that the other party is not preparing to occupy the earth in an organized and disciplined manner, and I am afraid that I will let down those online speeches; but this incident still needs to arouse vigilance, and it is not ruled out that there may be a test by alien creatures, and the interstellar patrol will be strengthened in the near future , I would like to trouble everyone to work overtime for free, but three meals and lodging will be included.
Gu Duo forced himself not to fall asleep directly, and wrote down the parameters of the alien spacecraft finally deduced by the researchers. After the meeting, he ran to the laboratory and asked Xing Hao to do a simulation experiment under the same conditions for himself.
The content of the experiment was roughly to simulate the cosmic environment and reproduce the scene of interstellar conflict, but the alien aircraft was replaced by Gu Duo who piloted a general-purpose mecha of the military.
The experimental system was still a "copycat" from Yu Jingsheng - Xing Hui combined the experience of sending Yu Zhihong into the system at that time and the configuration of the actual combat simulation cabin of Hangda, respectively, and finally a new type of combat simulator was mixed. .
The second district still attaches great importance to this research, and specially set up a project team, and Xing Yi also changed from a temporary worker experimenter to a project team leader. He can be regarded as an inspirational model. That's another story.
Right now, future primary school text candidates and the legendary battle promoted by the military will get together, and the overtime will be gloomy.
Three rounds of simulation experiments were done in order to take the average data at the end. The data has not been analyzed yet, and it is almost twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.Xing Hui tapped and tapped in front of the computer, counting until midnight.
However, fortunately, when the alien spacecraft is visible to the naked eye ahead of the earth, Gu Duo's data is comparable to the alien data, and the highest value of the comprehensive evaluation is still ahead of the earth by three percentage points.
This is still a general-purpose model to drive, and if it is replaced by a Phoenix, it is completely sure to win.
Both of them breathed a sigh of relief, they dialed Fang Sitao's communication directly without waiting for work the next day, and passed on the good news.
This night, half of the military department was woken up once in their sleep, but it was also the best day for everyone to sleep in the past half month.
When Gu Duo returned home, there was a faint light in the sky, and at the gate of the park, there were already old men and women doing morning exercises, carrying bird cages to run.These people euphemistically call it bird walking, but judging from the fact that the bird in the cage is shaken up and down, this activity is more similar to weight-bearing training.
The breakfast shop has also begun to stock up. The morning market next to the community has all set up stalls. The vendors hold water bottles and spray on the vegetable leaves, making the young leaves look fresh and delicious.Gu Duo didn't know where his curiosity came from, so he stood aside and took a few glances, feeling that it was similar to the Internet celebrity who played with himself in front of the camera.
In short, no matter how many times the world on the hot search has been destroyed, this city is welcoming a new day with vigor.
People who wake up are planning their three meals a day, or enjoying the grassy air; those who are still in their dreams are probably praying that the alarm clock will ring later so that they can delay sleeping for a minute and a half.
It's not that no one believes in those doomsday rumors at all, but that the existence of "people" has a unique resilience.
That's why they won the survival of the fittest in the primitive world even though their physique is weak. Thousands of years later, this resilience is still engraved in the DNA of human beings. They also have to live seriously.
The author says:
6.1;
How could this be? It feels like two more chapters popped up.
I wish Yuming children a happy Children's Day.
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