Part-time swordsman working part-time [Interstellar]

Addiction withdrawal.

For the first time, I don't know how many times I stood in the school hospital of Hangda University, Gu Duo really felt that he and the horoscope here are too compatible.

If he had a choice, he would rather be like the meeting in middle school and high school. This fate is in the teaching office.

From Xing Hui to Yu Zhihong, Gu Duo has already become a skilled worker in sending people to see a doctor, and he is very familiar with running up and down.When he finally swiped his student medical insurance card, he remembered that he didn't bring his mobile phone, so he asked the nurse's station to borrow a public phone to call Xing Chi.

In view of the fact that few people memorized their phone numbers as early as 800 years ago, Gu Duo had just begun to speak, and Xing Gan was instantly grateful and speechless; when Gu Duo said that he was in the hospital, he was startled and almost He was going to put on sackcloth and mourning for Brother Gu on the spot.

Seeing that he was really unreliable, Gu Duo applied to replace the comrade who came to support him with Li Chengshuang, so that this brat who often drank sodas could put himself on a dryer first.

As expected, Li Chengshuang was quite normal. On the way here, he fetched Gu Duo's cell phone, and when he arrived at the hospital, he successfully unlocked Yu Zhihong's lock screen security and signed up for Yu Zhihong's own medical insurance.

Now that he was not in a hurry to use the electronic equipment, Gu Duo thought of the Phoenix that he had just received in his mobile phone, and he didn't dare to turn it on because he was afraid that the artificial mental retardation would create some shocking rumors.

"It's all right," Li Chengshuang came back to comfort him after finishing the formalities, and asked, "What's wrong with Zhihong?"

Gu Duo replied: "Hypoglycemia, he seems to have not eaten all day."

Gu Duo's words were awkward, after all, this reason saved too many embarrassing causes and consequences.Li Chengshuang didn't get to the bottom of it, just nodded.

Yu Zhihong fell to the ground and was still injured in several places, and he was being bandaged in the treatment room.Gu Duo and Li Chengshuang sat outside and waited. Halfway through the wait, a message came from Yu Zhihong's cell phone.

Li Chengshuang caught sight of it and handed it to Gu Duo first.Gu Duo didn't know why, and heard him explain: "I'll take care of it for him when there's something about the student union. You have to testify for me, you didn't rummage through Zhihong's cell phone."

Gu Duo nodded drowsily, wondering if there is any need to testify for this kind of thing, could it be that Yu Zhihong can still touch porcelain?But he just thought about it casually, and he didn't have the energy to think about it - half of his mind was "Why are we still fighting?" Yu Zhihong was already overloaded to the point where he had to be fined even on the road.

But Li Chengshuang seemed to be suddenly possessed by a chatterbox. His work did not stop him from chatting, and he handed over the screen again, pressing the unlock code one by one, and reporting the number while pressing: "0, 1, 2, 6. Gu Duo, I remember it's your birthday."

Gu Duo: "Huh? Yes."

Gu Duo: "Huh? Wait."

Gu Duo: "What are you talking about, my birthday has passed more than half a year... You mean this lock screen password?"

Li Chengshuang waited for Gu Duo to come back to his senses, and patiently waited for him to think "the phone belongs to Yu Zhihong" from the "phone lock screen", and then slowly processed the information for a long time, finally showing an expression of "this seems to be something wrong".

Then, Gu Duo said: "Oh, that's quite a coincidence."

Li Chengshuang: "..."

Gu Duo sat quietly on the bench in the corridor for a while, and his whole body was wandering, until the doctor said that the wound was healed, but it is recommended to inform the parents of the students.

Remembering what Yu Zhihong said in the dormitory that he didn't want to go home, Gu Duo opened his mouth to say something, but he still hesitated whether it was appropriate for him to say this, so he heard Li Chengshuang say: "No need, he is a student cadre, and the recent situation is inconvenient to leave." school."

The doctor obviously doesn't care about the tense situation or whether the patient is obedient or not. Hearing this, he complained a few words. Seriously.

Li Chengshuang obediently listened to the training, and dared to do it next time after listening.

After the doctor shook his head and left with a sigh, Gu Duo didn't know which string he was pulling, and suddenly asked, "How do you know that it's not convenient for him to go home? Are the students very busy recently? Uh, is there really a big event? "

"You have seen what Zhihong looked like last time he went home to rest, so it's better not to go back." Li Chengshuang answered very clearly, "Once the time of war is involved in the school, the student union is the headquarters of the whole school. The nearest The situation is complicated, so I'll use them as an excuse first."

Gu Duo agreed casually, and followed the nurse pushing the mobile bed.Seeing him, the nurse told him that after the infusion, the patient woke up halfway, and his mood was not right, so he asked his classmates to take care of him.

It's a pity that some students of Gu's reading comprehension level suddenly became abnormal, and it was very far-fetched to hear a meaning of "I probably shouldn't stay here to stimulate people".

So, before Li Chengshuang thought that he had nothing to do to escape, he took the lead in making excuses and running away.

Before running, he also mentioned the list that he had used to check before, and hurried the progress without emotion.Li Chengshuang was in a mess, and felt that their dear captain had the potential to transform into an exploiting class before he graduated.

Gu Duo didn't know about this complaint, so he sneezed twice at the entrance of the school hospital, and was about to turn on the phone, Fenghuang said in a timely manner: "According to my judgment, when you just received the phone, there are 80.00% chances that you don't want to see Me, but now, this probability has been reduced infinitely close to zero. Welcome back, my master, Phoenix wholeheartedly—"

The second half of the sentence was swallowed into the Bluetooth headset, "serving you."

Gu Duo's expression was a bit horrible: "You still know."

"Of course I know." Fenghuang said calmly, "As a mecha optical brain equipped with mature artificial intelligence technology, analyzing human emotions is one of my necessary functions. I—"

Gu Duo thought that if you really had this vision, you wouldn't be talking endlessly here now, and interrupted: "Oh, then why don't I want to talk to you?"

The phoenix worked a bit this time, and answered with difficulty: "Since dishonesty is a problem common to human beings, I don't think you want to know the answer. But out of the principle of serving human beings, I give the following answer—this is It is a kind of anger similar to being exposed, when I told the fact that your roommate has a high probability of having a crush on you, your heart rate increased too much, which is a typical symptom of a two-way crush."

"Uh..." Gu Duo originally wanted the mecha to talk about something else, but now he is eager to uninstall the language program of this thing.

Phoenix made another voice called survival is death: "Please don't want to destroy me humanely! Because, even if I am dead and nailed in the coffin, I will still be in the tomb with this decayed vocal cord. There's no point in shouting out — deception."

"Like it if you like it, and you won't lose face!"

"You're an adult, it's normal to have emotional needs!"

……

Calling the mech to make a fuss, Gu Duo's mood improved a lot, but it didn't prevent him from thinking very sincerely that he hasn't formatted yet, so he is really a kind enough person.

Amidst the screams of the little mech, he went straight to the mech storehouse, burrowed back into the main body of the Phoenix, and continued to fiddle with the optimization and upgrade of the AI.Fenghuang howled for a while, seeing that the safety of his fuselage was guaranteed, he calmed down.

In contrast, Li Chengshuang was full of resentment.

His resentment is mainly reflected in looking back on Duo's news - it's normal to be resentful, after all, no one can stand repeated messages like an alarm clock, and each message is the same sentence: "How is Yu Zhihong?"

Li Chengshuang still said seriously at first, "I haven't woken up, I should be fine", and then all of them replied "I'm fine, I'm not awake, I have normal vital signs", and the last reply evolved into the ultimate form: "You two just open your mouth and ask How about my partner... do I look strange somewhere, a bit like a BB machine from the ancient earth period?"

Gu Duo read the message over and over three times, and judged that Yu Zhihong was probably awake, and didn't know what to say, so he didn't reply.

At the same time, Phoenix has basically completed the upgrade in terms of intelligence, only the newly downloaded language pack is still reading slowly. Artistic Cultivation", "Speak well to get promoted", "How to Become an Extroverted Social Player", etc. The ancient success studies of the 3st century are deeply repelled by the IQ tax.

But Gu Duo was sitting in the rest area. Seeing the speed of the Internet, he curled up one leg and stepped on the small simple table.

Entering through the secret door behind the table is the location of the core components of this batch of mechas. The Phoenix immediately became a cat-like animal that was pinned down by the neck of fate. In less than a second, the entire school's equipment was almost kicked offline.

Fenghuang kept complaining, and made countless complaints in his own program, but he was still forced by the fact that smart devices did not have the conditions to rise up and overthrow human beings, so he made a cup of hot milk powder in a dog-legged way—the milk powder is on sale today, and Gu Duo bought it casually back.

In the dead of night, when he saw the robotic arm placed on a cup of steaming hot drink, Gu Duo instantly softened his heart like being touched by a milk cat.

As soon as his heart softened, he couldn't help running some slightly warm scenes in his mind, as if good things like to get together, one bait can lure a tank of stupid fish.

"You have loaded with medical knowledge, from the beginning to the end, from the inside to the outside, right." Gu Duo's tone was not as decisive as usual, and he spoke slowly, showing hesitation, "If you make a diagnosis, it is easy for a person to be in a daze suddenly , Don’t remember to eat, what’s the problem? The general physical examination in the hospital can’t find it out.”

"I need to check, wait a moment. Based on the ongoing loading of new files, my speed has been affected..." Fenghuang said attentively, "In my judgment, the above symptoms are highly consistent with depression. medical treatement."

"However, because of a little personal...a personal reminder," Fenghuang stumbled to adjust the language library, but every sentence he uttered struck Gu Duo's heart, "If the person you are consulting is Yu Zhihong, I would rather Psychological counseling treatment is recommended. At the beginning of the 21st century, when the concept of mental illness was only widely recognized, many schools of treatment emerged. Psychological counseling is... ok, sorry, I’m back to the topic, please don’t step on my home door!"

Gu Duo said: "Okay, you pick something useful and say, why do you recommend it?"

"According to the captured image identification, there are some on his body—" Phoenix thought about the rigorous wording, "some traces of unreasonable and illegal drug withdrawal treatment, whose barbarity far exceeds the limit of this era, Most likely the cause of any adverse symptoms."

The author says:

Sorry for being late... Kavinka knelt down.