That was their trump card to save their lives.

Gu Duo was sure that when Yu Zhihong said that the two of them were not the same way, he would definitely be able to see him from that angle of profile.In other words, this unscrupulous thing didn't even plan to avoid him, and talked about the breakup of friendship in a fair and straightforward manner, so he almost took a loudspeaker to the school broadcasting room to play a cut off.

If people were really angry enough to smoke, Gu Duo's head could shoot three feet of flames every minute.

He is a person who generally does not hold grudges - the kind of "no grudges" that basically repays directly on the spot.He entered the ward with a heavy face, put down the "consolation goods" he brought this trip, the fresh fruit he bought according to Yu Zhihong's taste, and then gave a response: "It's not about compensation, but this time I have to thank you. Don't bother me much." , I still have something to do, let's go."

A real man must turn around cleanly. When he left, Gu Duo didn't even look at Yu Zhihong's face, and walked away, walking with wind.

He went straight to the guidance of the school hospital, went to find the nurse, and after explaining his purpose, he found out Yu Zhihong's medical bills for these days.Although the school reimbursed him, he still transferred the money to Yu Zhihong's account according to the amount.

Gu Duo hesitated for a moment as the transfer can be accompanied by a message. He was Schrödinger for a long time in the middle of "people who say nothing harshly just do it" and "a word of cruelty is enough".In the end, it was deleted and revised a few times, and a sentence was issued: "It is calculated according to the medical expenses, and the compensation for nutrition expenses. If you have any sequelae in the future, please contact me directly."

It can be regarded as an end to this "brotherhood" that has come and gone in a hurry.

Gu Duo didn't have the habit of crying everywhere when he was in a bad mood, he didn't like to gossip, he only found people to drink.In view of the curriculum reform in the Real Combat Academy, the people he can find right now are quite limited, so he searched through the address book, and finally called Xing Tian.

It may be that Li Chengshuang is not as good as his brother Gu. After Xing Cai changed his major, no one is used to it anymore. He has grown by leaps and bounds, and he has calmed down a lot.

The new classmate didn't know what happened in the past, and he became a brother and brother with him, and called him "Old Xing".And Xing Hui seemed to have really stepped out of that shadow, accepting all the titles without changing his face.

"This is my brother Gu," he introduced Gu Duo with a smile, "I have a roommate in a major, and the relationship cannot be said to be particularly good - I can only say that he is my own brother."

Gu Duo greeted each of them one by one, and even turned down a few who asked for their contact information, before he withdrew from the group of enthusiastic classmates.

Xing Hui was dragged straight into the bar, completely out of shape, and asked in confusion, "What's the matter? I heard that brother, you are in Congliang recently...why are you still here?"

Gu Duo took the paper towel from the table and covered his face: "Fuck you, I'm going to fuck you! He's a lantern!"

Xing Hao was even more confused: "Hiss, what brand of gunpowder are you taking!"

Gu Duo: "..."

Saying this is a bar is not necessarily the case.After all, it is a military academy in the lobby, no matter how complete the living facilities are, it cannot be equipped with equipment that is too inconsistent with military regulations and disciplines.It's just that the dwarfs are short-sighted. This not-so-authentic western-style small restaurant is decorated with a more romantic atmosphere. The owner has learned bartending back then, and occasionally he will show off when he is interested.

"Steak, add more black pepper sauce and less salad dressing. Thank you boss, let's make some Long Island iced tea..." Gu Duo randomly ordered a few items on the menu, and then turned to the last few pages in one breath, sweeping around the drinks , said casually, "It's not a big deal, I broke up with Yu Zhihong, and it was so crowded, let's have a few drinks."

Xing Kai stared in shock: "Huh?"

When Gu Duo saw this, he thought it was unbelievable, and just about to add a few words, he heard the heartless buddy say, "You and Brother Yu broke up and you're drinking? I thought your confession failed." !"

Gu Duo: "..."

Xing Hui didn't have the vision to comfort him: "Hey, what a big deal. Well, where is there no grass in the end of the world? Brother Yu... What did Yu Zhihong do? At worst, let's beat him up!"

Gu Duo was choked for a long time before slowly saying: "That's not the case. He just—"

What is it?It's just that you didn't treat me as a human being, but as a test subject?Judging from Han Qiuling's damned reaction back then, he knew that he couldn't say such a thing; but he actually had the nerve to say things like breaking up the relationship?That's too hypocritical.

It took Gu Duo another "just" for a long time before he came up with a complete statement, "It's just too uninteresting."

However, Xing Cai is really a careless person. Upon hearing this, he patted his thigh and persuaded him righteously: "Huh? That means you are not mean enough, brother Gu. I have heard that they even went to the hospital to help you." Go, it’s not interesting enough? What do you want him to do! I think Shuangshuang is right, you both catch up with the little lovers and sticky, you-oh! Hot hot hot! Hiss... delicious, try it taste."

Gu Duo couldn't bear it anymore, the boss just brought a serving of French fries, he quickly grabbed a handful and stuffed it directly into Xing's mouth, not listening to it.

Fortunately, God has eyes. Generally, when confiscating a person's heart, it will leave a strong appetite and appetite for that person.For most of the next meal, Xing Qi was full of praise for the boss's craftsmanship, and had no time to worry about other things.

Gu Duo really didn't want to talk, so he cut half a piece of steak to pad his stomach, and then began to empty the drinks in the cans one by one.Because I drank too much, all kinds of beer, white wine and cocktails were mixed, which caused the boss to look at it several times with concern. In the end, he could only boast that he was a hero from ancient times. He was so young that he drank so much that he seemed to have never drank in eight lifetimes. like water.

When he was half-drunk, a thought flashed through Gu Duo's mind - if Yu Zhihong saw him drinking like this, he might have to take out that notebook on the spot and write something like "The experimental subject completed the leap in drinking capacity in a few days It turned into a thousand drinks without getting drunk", maybe he has to calculate his alcohol intake rigorously, and finally draw conclusions such as "the increase in alcohol consumption is much faster than ordinary people".

But before he could think about it too wildly, the spirit of alcohol came up.Gu Duo went to check out in a daze, but the boss pushed where he said, and went back to the dormitory after pushing.

The next morning, Gu Hailiang didn't get up as expected.He couldn't remember if it was a dream or if it really happened. He just remembered that the owner of the bar yelled, "You have a message on your mobile phone", so he hurried to find it.

There is really an unread message - it is Yu Zhihong's reply, with only one word "good".Gu Duo pondered for a long time before he realized that this time it should be the phone call transferred yesterday, such as medical expenses or compensation.

Gu Duo couldn't help but think: "This guy actually has the face to reply to the message!"

Yesterday's sorrowful wine was drunk in an instant.

Guessing what Xing Hui said when he went back, during the lunch break, Li Chengshuang came to Gu Duo and asked him how awkward the trouble was, why did he talk about breaking up the relationship?He and Yu Zhihong can still break up friendship, and those who don't know can think that breaking up friendship is an individual.

Gu Duo originally thought it was hard to talk about it, but considering that this person has a good relationship with Yu Zhihong, he probably wouldn't talk nonsense, so he said ambiguously: "It's nothing. You just came here to get close, and you didn’t treat me as a buddy. I found out a few days ago, so—”

"Gu Duo." Li Chengshuang stopped abruptly, "How dare you say such things to others indiscriminately? You juniors are really careless one by one. You are really not at all afraid of being caught in the laboratory as a guinea pig. "

Gu Duo raised his eyebrows indifferently: "What can I do, catch me to slice it. How many years has it been in a society ruled by law, so it shouldn't be."

However, Li Chengshuang persuaded in an orderly manner: "Student, no matter what, Zhihong has a family background. He will be curious about your physique, which can explain something to some extent. To be safe, you should think about it carefully. Who else have you mentioned this to—except me and Xing Tian."

"It's gone," Gu Duo said, "Why do I talk about this when I'm free. Xing Kai doesn't know, but with his brain, he can see that I'm a good fighter."

Probably because Li Chengshuang's tone was too harsh, he subconsciously made clear for Xing Gan, and he didn't mention that Han Qiuling had read the record.

Li Chengshuang seemed to have forgotten what happened to Yu Zhihong, and he stopped trying to persuade him to fight or break up. He just repeatedly told him: "Okay, don't mention it too much in the future."

From Gu Duo's point of view, Li Chengshuang's personality is already suitable for research, and he often gets a little too fussy. It's not strange to ask about this matter, and he didn't pay much attention to it.

When Li Chengshuang was sent away, his ears were already callused, and he couldn't help complaining secretly: "Finally, I've finished talking... I don't know which one talks more, Li Chengshuang or Principal Xiao."

Alcohol can't really relieve sorrow, but it can send people to the clouds when they are drunk, and they can't get down for a while when they wake up.When the alcohol is gone, so are most of the trivial things.

Two days later, when Gu Duo continued to go back to class, the previous fight had also come to an end.

Except for Yu Zhihong and the chairman who were seriously injured, everyone else, like Gu Duo, was on a short leave of one to two weeks and had gradually returned to class; The few who started the fight did not impose any collective punishment, and made an upgrade to the immature combat system - the upgrade was not the system, but psychological counseling. The psychological professor who was invited first concentrated on teaching for three days and told the students What do we mean by war and life and death, and opened a long-term course, which is set as a professional core compulsory course.

Probably because the professor is much more professional than the principal, most of the students listened to the content of the class this time, and some of them submitted applications for changing majors, which led to the disbandment and reorganization of many teams.

Fortunately, Gu Duo's team was not among them, and Lan Mao proudly claimed that he would never be a deserter, and a good man should lie drunk on the battlefield.Han Qiuling told him expressionlessly that the original line of the poem was "Lord Mo Xiao drunk on the battlefield, how many people have fought in ancient times".

In this era when the entire population is far from being a soldier, it is indeed not a shame to change majors; on the contrary, being able to fear death means realizing the value of life.

These half-grown young people can make choices at the moment, because they really think about life.And some of them really put their life planning into their immediate agenda.

There was also a small episode in the middle, many people in the student union were not convinced, dissatisfied that the school did not punish Gu Duo and the others for such a malicious collision, and jointly submitted a complaint to the military department.Probably in their eyes, fighting is disgraceful, and the one who flirts first must be punished as it should.If the school does not respond, then continue to report to the superior.

But the response given by the military is: there are no rules on the battlefield.

The school also made a serious statement, saying: Any means to win the ranking is not malicious.

This has to be mentioned on the day of the fight - the students who participated in the group fight were all taken to the student office, and only then did they start to feel scared. Thinking of those who were covered in blood and got into the ambulance, they felt chugs in their hearts; even Han Qiuling This kind of person seems to have a big idea, and he trembles when he speaks, and he confesses all of them honestly.

In view of the bad nature of group fights, the school even installed a lie detector during the interrogation, and the conclusion drawn was indeed: the party who collided in the planning class.

Although it was due to personal grievances, the only thought was to pull Yu Zhihong's team down from No.1, and he had no intention of hurting others maliciously; Hit the hand.

Moreover, as the parent of the most injured student, Yu Zhihong's father, Yu Jingsheng, also expressed his opinion, saying: "The team collectively encountered collisions, only Xiaohong himself did not log off in time, and he should bear the consequences of his mistakes."

After most people stopped struggling, the president of the student union was still so angry that he ran to the principal's office with a cane to argue, and shouted at the principal: "Is it legal and compliant to compete for the ranking? Then I will give it to the whole school tomorrow for the ranking." Is it in line with your regulations that a classmate poisons you?"

Principal Xiao poured him a cup of tea, and taught him earnestly: "In the ancient earth, there was a word called "Ming Xiu Plank Road Dark Chen Cang".Don't talk about the meaning of words, just say why should the food and grass be kept in the dark?It must be to prevent the enemy from attacking.It can be seen that your proposal has been feasible since ancient times on the battlefield. "

"But—there's a 'but' in every word like this.A sneak attack on food and grass is to attack your enemy, and the opponents you are fighting with are actually classmates. When the space battle comes one day, I hope that you will have a back-to-back relationship of trust. "

After hitting a stick, Xiao Yu said again, "However, what you said really inspired me. Although the high-intensity simulation war is to let you adapt to future battles as soon as possible, it is indeed too easy to fight for revenge. Well, This is a problem, it is my mistake, and I should bear it. If you have any grievances, you can throw them into the principal's office, and I will make up for it."

So, the president unceremoniously took the case, hit the smiling face with his hand, scolded the principal from too much nonsense to being disrespectful, and finally left refreshed.

He straightened his bow tie and left with a gentlemanly pace.

However, Principal Xiao learned from the painful experience and did not think of a good method other than psychological counseling, so he had to pay for extra meals for the teachers and students of the school for a month, and went to the BBS to open a post of "online scolding the principal".

Gu Duo had been focusing on Yu Zhihong's situation before, and his ears were too far away from the news. He missed half a month's exciting time and could only listen to his teammates.Lan Mao's talkative mouth was freed, and he wished he could tell whether every brick on the ground was smooth enough every day.

After listening to it from the beginning to the end, Captain Gu still heard the word "justifiable" - I have to say that the school was a little tolerant of them this time, even though they only arranged a slightly wicked targeted tactic.

But the scene that was set off was a bit big. Whether it was the subsequent group fight or the seriously injured Yu Zhihong, everyone in the team felt ashamed.

Whether it is the conclusion of the school or the counseling of the psychology professor, even if it can make everyone face up to the identity of the war and the soldier, it cannot erase the deep cognition of the three views.After reading the books over the years, everyone took it for granted that it was wrong to fight, and it was wrong to play tricks in class, so after doing these things, it would be uncomfortable not to be punished.

Gu Duo pondered for a moment, and said: "To put it bluntly, I am responsible for 90.00% of this matter. Well, I'm actually quite embarrassed, how about I ask everyone to do something? Help me think... definitely can't buy a drink Squeeze, our counselors can't stand it."

Han Qiuling immediately said: "No, blame me. It was my suggestion. There is a conflict in your dormitory, and I told everyone."

Gu Duo said: "Huh? When did I have a bad memory? Why don't I know. I told Lan Mao as a gossip about the quarrel with Yu Zhihong. What does it have to do with you? Don't make trouble for yourself ah."

Han Qiuling also tried to take the blame, and even aroused the enthusiasm of the whole team to grab the blame.Gu Duo said decisively: "Okay, the remaining [-]% of the responsibility will be divided between you, don't run away, give me some ideas... okay, okay, this atmosphere is too sensational, sour, I If you don’t know what happened, you might think someone fell into the sauerkraut jar in the cafeteria.”

He also checked the balance of the bank card with his mobile phone, reported the number, and said that he could do whatever he wanted within this limit——Gu Duo’s tone was a bit slapstick on purpose. Sure enough, there is no friendship that cannot be broken by money, and everyone instantly changed from relatives and friends to enemies of the rich , turned into Rufeng and said that he would kill him.

It's a pity that since there are too many people in the seventh grade of the college, even if the available funds are relatively considerable, they can only have a cup of milk tea for each person in the end.

If the balance is not enough, then sincerely come to make up.Gu Duo led the team members to hand over those who had fought against each other on the training ground that day and were taken away by the teacher one by one.Most of the students are quite easy to talk to after getting through the fight.The few who are really bitter and bitter, don't reach out to slap the smiling face, at most they accept the milk tea and don't drink it, and finally they don't splash the milk tea in person.

Especially in the final analysis of this matter, there is also something wrong with the student union - to be able to fight such a battle, there are many reasons why these small cadres are not usually down-to-earth, and it really seems that they are a bit unbeatable.Everyone used to look at each other in private before, but this time they just put the matter on the bright side, and even talked about it.

In addition to the classmates, there are also several cups of milk tea to be sent to the teachers and the school hospital.Han Qiuling and the others had just been in love with the training, and they didn't want to see the teacher, so they took the initiative to claim the school hospital. Gu Duo borrowed a moving cart and went to the teacher's office building with large and small packages.

Unexpectedly, the teachers were still arguing about this large-scale group fight. After getting off the elevator, standing at the stairs, I could already hear someone slapping the table and shouting: "I said it! Step by step! Each of you is responsible for this fight." , Is this how the students are taught! It is not advisable to encourage the growth of seedlings, they are venting the pressure of war! It is true that you used to be soldiers, but now you are a teacher, you should look like a teacher. Barbaric, really barbaric!"

"What does it look like to be a teacher? "The voice sounded like Principal Xiao's. He was not so excited, and his voice was not high-pitched, so he could only vaguely hear, "Are you accepting students' red envelopes, or are you randomly changing your grades at the end of the semester?"Teacher Cheng... Okay, okay, Teacher Yu, don't look at me like that. I don't plan to settle accounts after the fall. I just want to find some arguments to support the quarrel.Okay, to be serious, have you ever thought about the possibility that the students we teach are not intended to be gentle, but to go to the battlefield? "

After the words fell, the teaching and research room was quiet for a moment.Standing at the elevator entrance, Gu Duo spent three seconds figuring out whether or not to deliver milk tea—forget it, it's too embarrassing.

When the discussion continued, he went downstairs as quickly as he came and got out.But before he got on the elevator, he also heard a sentence: "The current situation can't be compared with the past. Is the actual combat experience the pressure? It's their trump card to save their lives! No matter which teacher you are..."

Back on the first floor, Gu Duo pushed the cart to the guard, and said to the uncle: "Well, uncle, it was a coincidence that I went up, and the teacher was still chatting fiercely inside. Otherwise, you can turn around and replace me." Pass it on, it's too embarrassing, don't say I've been here."

As he spoke, he handed the old man a cup. The old man took off his reading glasses and looked at it from a distance with his old eyes dazed. He was probably a milk tea fundamentalist. He hated the pile of pearl pudding inside and agreed with disgust.

After returning, Gu Duo went to the Internet cafe for an afternoon, called up the forums he used to browse, and browsed through them one by one.Then, he made a report, allocated a considerable amount of money from the card, and applied for the purchase of a basic elementary mecha for each of the students participating in the actual combat course.

The price of a basic mecha is not too high. When it is converted into the cost of ordinary school students, it is roughly equivalent to buying a portable computer with ordinary configuration and saving one or two months of living expenses. Most people can buy one, which is a bit extravagant A little learning aid.

Correspondingly, this thing is not very durable, it is equivalent to the blank in the mech.There are two assembly lines in the military department to make this product, one is without attack facilities and power facilities, it is made of ordinary steel and high-density plastic, and sold to mecha lovers for collection, so as to earn a principal; the other is with The ones with simple and complete facilities are made of decent military special steel for the universe, and are bought at cost price for military students to use as mounts for military missions, or directly for laboratories to study mecha transformation.

If it is not modified, the lifespan of the collection mecha is three to 50 years, while the mecha used in military schools will be eliminated in three to five years.

When Xiao Yu received this report, she first worried about Gu Duo's wallet.Knowing that the problem was not a big one, I offered a [-]% discount on my own initiative, added some money myself, and returned a few gifts as gifts, so as to collect a whole batch of brand-new equipment.

For military students, there is nothing that a mecha can't solve. If there is anything, it can only be punished by law.After the uproar in the entire Combat Academy, it became happy again, the hatred of the previous two days disappeared without a trace, and the surroundings were filled with happy voices.

Although Gu Duo made the donation anonymously, the news could not withstand the spread, and many people inquired about the source of the mecha.Some students who are not pleasing to the eye are taken care of and refuse to accept.After the research major next door knew about it, he wanted to get him a fortune and drag him to the research room to give students a makeover.

But I don't know what method Xiao Yu used. It seemed that he chatted with the students one by one, and finally took one of them away.An awkward ghost like the president of the student union sent the money to Gu Duo according to the standard purchase price, and Gu Duo accepted them one by one, not being polite to the ungrateful guy.

The research office is not at a loss. The mechas rented out by the school are all idle now, and they have pulled them over. It is estimated that they can be used for three to five years.

After the mechas were allocated properly, Principal Xiao chatted with Gu Duo through BBS, all of which were official words like thank you.But in the end, he also asked an extra question, which store produced the milk tea he bought before, the taste was really good, and he wanted to ask Gu Duo to take him to have a look.

Gu Duo's fingers paused on the keyboard, and he agreed.

Maybe it's because he didn't pass the second term of the college student, but Gu Duo always felt that Principal Xiao was ambiguous, and he might have other plans to ask him out this time.However, on the day of drinking milk tea, Xiao Yu walked out of the office building with Yu Jingsheng, and he warmly recommended him, saying that Dean Yu is really a master in experiments, as if if he didn't take his class, he would be studying for seven years in vain. like.

Gu Duo went down the donkey along the slope, and asked Yu Jingsheng if he wanted to drink milk tea with him—even though it was a bit embarrassing to invite the teacher to drink junk food.

However, Xiao Yu resolutely refused for Yu Jingsheng, saying: "Dean Yu comes to Hangda, and he can't be asked to do two things at once. This invitation must be kept, so that Dean Yu can come more times to guide me in my work and give you some advice. Xiaozao answered questions."

Yu Jingsheng said with a smile on his face that as a serious middle-aged and elderly person, he was already past the age of drinking milk tea.Xiao Yu joked with him a few words before saying goodbye and leaving with Gu Duo.

Gu Duo was sandwiched between these two teachers, listening to their nonsense and jokes, he almost used his toes on the spot to deduce the two-story luxury underground garage for the teachers of Hangda University.

And this not-so-serious start laid the foundation for the next not-so-serious milk tea journey.

Along the way, Xiao Yu didn't mention a word about the teacher's quarrel that day, he just pointed out from fried chicken to Coke, saying that the brand of Pepsi has been undrinkable since ancient times, and it has to be delicious and the most authentic.

Gu Duo is more familiar with himself, and has similar tastes with the principal, saying that this is indeed the case, Coke needs to drink full sugar, zero degrees is simply inhuman.

After relaxing, the two drank milk tea quite happily.Xiao Yu also offered to return the invitation, and instead of going to a decent restaurant to save face, he resolutely led the way to the barbecue stand, which was also considered a thank you for the donation.

He also ordered a beer in a very unscrupulous way.

After drinking for three rounds, Xiao Yu seemed sentimental, and said, "Look at the excitement. Although most of me are surrounded by soldiers and quasi-new recruits like you, I still have to say that it is best not to fight. Vagrants are the best."

Gu Duo didn't know how to answer these words, and he focused on gnawing on the toasted buns without saying a word. Xiao Yu took a sip of his wine and said, "But I just wanted to think about it... Oh, why did I talk to you too much. You guys still Children who go to school should not worry about the future before they graduate, let old guys like us stand up for a while."

Gu Duo didn't pay attention to it at first, but after Xiao Yu said this, he stood upright, stretched his two long legs, and kicked two standard footprints on his trousers.Gu Duofu shuddered inwardly, and before he had time to comprehend it, Xiao Yu had already gone to ask the waiter to pay the bill, and he didn't give him any hints, and it seemed that he was really talking casually.

Gu Duo couldn't help but think a little more - also thanks to the alcohol, he came up with the conclusion "Did the principal know that I eavesdropped that day, and let me pretend not to know?" , is it really going to war?"

But this is just a thought, although it has been rumored for many years that alien creatures have invaded and the space war is imminent, but to be honest, I can't even find the horoscope.It is true that there have been some vague rumors on military forums, such as the recent frequent exercises.But in the final analysis, the signal sent by human beings to the universe has not received an echo, and even if there is a war, they don't know who to fight.

Moreover, compared to the unnecessary war, the problem before Gu Duo's eyes was more serious: Yu Zhihong was completely discharged from the hospital.

In fact, Yu Zhihong was not so serious that he was hospitalized for ten days and a half months. It is said that the injury has almost recovered a long time ago. He was taken home by Professor Yu and had a period of psychological counseling. What the hell, anyway, when Gu Duo went back to the dormitory, he saw that Yu Zhihong didn't look quite combed.

Yu Zhihong's complexion was extremely pale, and there was an obvious bruise on his wrist, which seemed to be strangled.

Seeing Gu Duo staring at his wrist, Yu Zhihong explained: "It's the interface of the treatment equipment..."

"Oh." Gu Duo didn't want to listen to his explanation, as if he was paying more attention, so he said coldly, "What does it have to do with me?"

Captain Gu had a good time the past few days, he was so concerned about the peace of mankind that he almost forgot that he still had a roommate.This caused him to be a little caught off guard, and bumped face to face without any psychological construction.In order to avoid embarrassment, he quickly picked up the toiletries, rushed into the bathroom to wash up, and immediately lay down on the bed after washing up. When the curtain was pulled, he didn't recognize anyone, like a shark with no emotions.

Yu Zhihong didn't say anything, and let him lie in the bed like an ostrich, doing his own thing in an orderly manner.

In class the next day, everyone saw that Yu Zhihong had returned. As soon as he entered the simulation cabin, his teammates asked Gu Duo one after another: "Duoer, do you want to change the dormitory?"

Gu Duo didn't sleep well last night, so he yawned listlessly: "If I change another dormitory, I will change three houses in two years. Then after I graduate in seven years, I will sleep in the whole building again? Even if the building management has no objection, I will You have to toss and lose a layer of skin."

Han Qiuling asked: "Really not to change? I will testify for you..."

"What are you testifying?" Gu Duo interrupted her, "Girl, you just need to have a snack, and I'll be thankful. You testify for me, our roommates have a bad relationship? If you don't know, you might think you live in a men's dormitory."

Han Qiuling immediately cut off the private chat. When Gu Duo saw the light on, he also switched to the response channel, and said directly: "I know, you want to talk about that notebook. I haven't talked to you about this... Think about it carefully, if Yu Zhihong really has Question, what do you want him to know, can he let you go? If he's fine, it's useless to mention it. Besides, even if you think about it for me, let's not mention it, okay?"

"I know." Han Qiuling said, "I haven't told anyone about it."

Gu Duo didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You...Is this what I'm talking about? I mean, don't mention it anymore! My little aunt!"

The communication light on Han Qiuling's side went on and off, off and on again, and deleted several times before a voice came out: "I'm sorry, I just want to do something."

"It's okay, it's not as serious as you think." Gu Duo said, "It doesn't matter who is for whom, don't pay too much attention to these things, it's good for everyone."

Han Qiuling: "But——"

Gu Duo said: "No, but, you can rest assured. Hey, I'm a macho man, and I just can't see little girls worrying about me. Can you help me?"

Han Qiuling had nothing to say, the small light went on and off several times, and finally said: "Okay."

Gu Duo thought that this Han girl was good everywhere, but sometimes she was a little too serious, and the chat was a bit tiring.But tired after tired, the concern behind this is also real, and it sounds very heartwarming.

"There's no need to think about Yu Zhihong," Gu Duo thought to himself, "Aside from that bastard, don't I have quite a few friends—no, I've been around for more than twenty years in my life, and I've never been short of friends. .”

Just wanting to think this way, he was really uncomfortable - Gu Duo also seriously found a reason for his awkwardness.

After all, even a bastard is a bastard in human form, and he has to be given some human rights; people are different, and indeed no one can replace them.

In particular, Yu Zhihong was still his roommate, and when he got along with him day and night, he looked up and didn't look down. It was awkward to be with such a person, and it was true that no one could feel comfortable.Let go of human nature.Coupled with the fact that the two of them had an exceptionally good relationship before, it is inevitable that there will be an additional three-point gap.

Even these three points are quite big.

When Gu Duo returned to the dormitory at night, not only was he not fighting like yesterday, but he couldn't even see a single person.If he hadn't thought of turning off the light when he climbed into bed, and Yu Zhihong took the initiative to turn off the light, Gu Duo almost didn't notice that there was a second person in the room.

This was the case for the next two or three days. Although Gu Duo and Yu Zhihong had the same timetable, it seemed that they were separated by jet lag.

As the saying goes, there are only three things, and Gu Duo couldn't bear to come to the conclusion that Yu Zhihong was avoiding him, and he thought very angrily: "No, I didn't say anything, why is he avoiding me?!"

Maybe it's because boys who haven't passed puberty are all such routines. Under the anger, they baked themselves to maturity. Gu Xiaoduo, who had been a problem boy for more than ten years, resumed his old career and began to devote himself to finding awkwardness.

So, in the next few days, there began to appear in the dormitory the lights that were not turned off, the garbage that was packed and thrown away at the door, and even the dirty clothes deliberately placed on Yu Zhihong's seat, as well as the ultimate lethal weapon——

A bag of snail noodles cooked in the dormitory.

Gu Duo still had a sense of morality that would not harm his neighbors. He didn't add sour bamboo shoots, and tried to smoke out Yu Zhihong simply by relying on the smell of powder and spices.

It's a pity that snail noodles are not as good as mosquito coils, and this Yu XX is not a mosquito.When he finished eating and went out to throw away food residues, Yu Zhihong turned on the ventilation and the air freshening equipment, and sprayed a small amount of toilet water.

Gu Duo stared at the opposite side several times through the curtains, made himself angry like a puffer fish, ran into his bed with soft thorns all over his body, and completely didn't want to talk to the person opposite him.

He was obsessed with bullying for a while, but Lan Mao was obsessed with chasing dramas, and even attracted Han Qiuling, and then the whole team fell unconsciously—I don’t know what charm those starlets with poor acting skills have, anyway, they even wink at each other The lines go astray, which can arouse the infinite desire to complain.

The news in the team group is: "This can also make me drunk, this male lead only bullies little girls."

"Do you understand the routine, the routine! Isn't that what the ancient earth is like? If you are different, you will be bullied. If you are bullied thoroughly, the two of you will see each other right."

"Brain is sick!"

"Who can live like this without a brain? If I am like this, my girlfriend can kill me!"

"Let's not talk about sister-in-law, even someone with a heavenly temper can't stand it?"

……

Gu Duo: "..."

Gu Xiaotun finally learned from the painful experience, feeling that he has been really brain-dead recently, and made up his mind to never do these boring things again—why is he bothering?Isn’t it just a lack of presence, but what’s the use of existence? After brushing up the sense of presence, you can be an “experiment” for someone with family background?

It's only the mentally ill who have nothing to do to find such shit for themselves!

In the early morning of the next day, Gu Duo restrained himself, set the vibrating alarm clock, got up early to collect his littered clothes, and stuffed them into the washing machine; he also roughly tidied up the messy things on the table, not to mention neat and tidy It's reasonable, at least it looks like someone lives there; the garbage at the door also goes into the trash can downstairs on time.

Auntie Loudong knew Gu Duo, and teased him, "Oh, finally remember to take out the garbage? Your roommate has been doing it for you for several days!"

Gu Duo was stunned for a moment: "Huh?"

The aunt thought that they had a good relationship in the dormitory, and joked: "I know when I see your roommate come back, and you don't need me to pick up trash in your dormitory. You and your roommate learn a lesson, don't live alone and forget everything Damn, how can I ask for a girlfriend in the future?"

Gu Duo didn't know what to say, it didn't matter whether he was a hundred years old or just able to crawl, as long as there was a girl in front of him, he couldn't open his mouth to talk nonsense and run the train like he said to Han Qiuling. People are very machismo.

At that time, Gu Duo was still Gu Xiaoxiao Xiaoduo, running around and playing with a group of kindergarten children.He is especially good at fighting, and has become the king of kids in the community with his fists.

And while playing, I also realized: Girls are special

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