Koi Cheng Jing [Entertainment]

The twittering in Xiao Xu for 10 minutes passed quickly, Lin Haiyang wanted to leave, Xiao Xu grabbed his sleeve, "I was just joking with you..."

Lin Haiyang is about to be overwhelmed, the 27-year-old elite woman in the workplace speaks aggressively and boldly, sometimes he doesn't know what to say, his face turns red and white, white and green, almost turning into a color palette Le: "Then, then I will leave later."

Xiao Xu didn't expect that he would go back to his hometown once a year. He was tricked by his aunt to come on a blind date and still meet his idol. What an incredible fate!What does this mean?It means that she and her brother are locked up!The kind locked with handcuffs!

She asked: "Brother, do you have a girlfriend? Tell me secretly, my sister won't tell others!"

Lin Haiyang quickly shook his head like a rattle drum: "No no no no no no..."

Xiao Xu Zhuozhuo stared at his shy and handsome face, and after a while, said a word: "I guess not."

Lin Haiyang subconsciously asked: "Why?"

"Although you are good-looking, cute, tall, and probably quite rich, you are a nice person, lively and generous, with many skills, and you can still see it on TV every day," Xiao Xu said dryly without any extravagant rhetoric. Rainbow fart, then took a deep breath, and said slowly: "But I really can't imagine what it's like for you to be with a girl."

"Girls and I..." Lin Haiyang thought about it in his head, and found that he actually knew a lot of girls.

Xiao Xu organized the language again, and made a final decision: "Brother, you should be taken care of and pampered, not to take care of others, don't you think so?"

Lin Haiyang retorted: "It's not..."

Xiao Xu let him retort powerlessly there, and secretly classified all the photos he just took, stored them in the ** folder, added the password, and dragged them to the deepest part of the phone.

Although she was very happy, she didn't intend to tell the story about it. Stars, although she always said that chasing stars is good enough to not need a boyfriend, but if there is a star as a boyfriend, it must be very tiring. He hides his head and tail, and dare not make the slightest eye contact in front of the camera, let alone his body. If he reveals a little bit, he will be embellished by the sharp-eyed media and posted on the Internet to discredit him. It is too difficult.

Xiao Xu's thoughts drifted far away. She is not Haiyang's girlfriend fan. She just wants to watch him grow up day by day, but she is also worried that if Haiyang's real relationship is exposed one day, how much his acting career and stardom will be affected. the influence of——

It was too late to say it, and a hot push popped up on the notification bar at the top of Weibo: [Ling Yilin Haiyang has a sweet snowball fight on the first day of the new year!Rolling non-stop in the snow! 】

Xiao Xu's mind was full of thoughts: "..."

Just the next day, Lin Haiyang's annual leave ended, and the first step back to the company was to hear his agent yelling into the phone: "Didn't you say that you won't be able to shoot!! What's going on? This is it!!"

The person on the other side said a lot in a hurry, seeing the manager's face gradually became stiff and relaxed, and finally shook his head: "Forget it, forget it... I won't embarrass you when it's Chinese New Year, and it's true that you didn't Method."

Lin Haiyang was confused and asked, "Is it the property of the community?"

The manager was already too lazy to ask him how wise and childish the operation of the two old men went out to have a snowball fight early in the morning. He sighed and said, "Yes. I came to take pictures of you two, and the aerial camera was deployed. Of course , the small ones, no matter how they guard against them, there is nothing they can do about it.”

"Hang, aerial camera!" Lin Haiyang gave a thumbs up: "Amazing!"

"You big-headed ghost!" The agent slapped him on the head. When he went home for the Chinese New Year, even the old mother asked him kindly why his hairline rose so fast in just one year. Did he encounter any major problems? , when he thought that the perpetrator was still dangling in front of him, and that he would continue to ruin his hairline in the new year, he was furious: "What kind of snowball fight are you doing? Do you think you are not big enough? If you want to hit you, call me! Young People, don’t even think about making big news!”

Lin Haiyang was about to kowtow and apologize to the staff of the public relations department, but was stopped by the agent, with a cold expression on his face: "Don't go, I'll give them a holiday, anyway, everyone is used to it, public relations come and go, deception, alas .”

Lin Haiyang was frightened by the manager's sudden vicissitudes of life, and cautiously probed: "Brother Ji, I..."

"Stop talking!" The agent covered his mouth, "Do you want to ask, are you still my little sweetheart? Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you mercifully——just now It was a month or two after leaving the factory! I was so naive, I thought I had found a cutie, look at me, look at my hairline, can you bear it, huh?"

Lin Haiyang easily pulled his hand away, with a worried tone: "Brother Ji, my mother said that you can use ginger slices to smear the roots of your hair if you are less bald, or you can buy Bawang shampoo to see if it works..."

The manager looked at Lin Haiyang, who was serious about teaching him how to popularize scientific hair growth: "...you are so good."

The two chatted for a while, and when the manager was just two sentences away from being pissed off, the assistant came over to remind him that it was almost time for the interview, so he had to hurry over and make preparations.

The evaluation and favorability of reporters and media are almost crucial to an artist. If you offend the entertainment reporters, they will not deliberately smear you on the surface, but make small trips and deliberately target you twice in the dark. It hurts an artist.

But to be honest, it is really easy to get their favorability. For example, people like Lin Haiyang, who always arrive 10 minutes early for interviews and activities, are as punctual as they were rushing to the examination room when they were students; "Brother" and "Sister", people are comfortable listening; plus the industry has already recognized him as one of the best entertainers to interview, so he really has something to say, he won't be vague and secretive, and He doesn't know how to do Tai Chi, and he doesn't let the manager next to him come up to interrupt the interview and threaten the reporter. Instead, he answers whatever he asks. It's not an official formula at all, and he is very sincere.

Today, Lin Haiyang accepted an interview for his first small endorsement in the new year. It is a new chocolate product from a famous international food brand. , tied with blue silk, and when he opened it, there were four smaller pieces of chocolate wrapped in shiny sugar wrappers, and he doubted he could swallow the whole box in one sitting—a box like this , can ask for 300 yuan.

In fact, he still has the mentality of a small citizen, he can't eat expensive things, and he doesn't know the price is good. After knowing that one is 75 yuan, he can't wait to spit out the two that Zhu Bajie ate like ginseng fruit just now, and eat it again.

Soon they arrived at the shooting location, they came 10 minutes early, and the girl in charge of the interview had also arrived earlier, and quickly asked them to sit down.

Lin Haiyang greeted obediently: "Sister Lin, what questions do you want to ask later?"

The girl called Sister Lin turned around, a little surprised: "Oh, do you still remember me?"

Lin Haiyang scratched his head: "You and I have the same last name."

Miss Lin pursed her lips and smiled, and gave him a list of the most basic routine questions, and she would add some more later. Lin Haiyang looked through it and organized the answers in her mind. Twenty minutes passed quickly.

The camera was pointed at him, and the shooting started. Lin Haiyang was sitting on the sofa, looking forward, smiling and waving: "Hello, everyone."

The girl who interviewed exchanged some pleasantries with him, mentioned that "Love is Deep and Rainy and Mengmeng" was about to end, and asked Lin Haiyang whether he was satisfied with his grades, and so on.

After chatting for a few words, the interview got to the point and started to mention this new product. Sister Lin asked: "Haiyang must have tasted this chocolate, can you tell me about its taste?"

Lin Haiyang recalled, and said word by word: "It's very sweet, not astringent, a little bit bitter, quite delicious."

Sister Lin asked: "That's it?"

Lin Haiyang smiled a little awkwardly: "Because it's a little small, if I hit it twice, it's gone..."

Although Sister Lin really wanted to ask him why he didn't add a few more to eat together, she held back and asked, "Is there anything you want to say to fans about this product?"

Lin Haiyang scratched his ears, and began to read word by word with his fingers: "If you want to try it, you can buy one box, and because the packaging is very beautiful, it can be used as a snack." Gifts for people! If you eat, remember to eat slowly, don’t swallow it all at once, more, lick it twice to taste the taste, don’t be like me, just swallow it after a few bites, one piece is 10, it’s a shame ...Besides, this is made of low-fat ingredients, so it won't affect you if you eat it. If you like it, you can think about it, don't force it!"

Sister Lin couldn't help laughing after hearing his rambling, and asked, "How much did you eat?"

"I ate two." Lin Haiyang took the small box from the manager, opened it, and there was the rest of the chocolate lying quietly inside: "There are two left, don't eat it yet."

Although there was no such content in the script, Sister Lin decided to play tricks: "Haiyang, just now you said that you didn't taste it well, so why don't you try it on the spot? Take your time and show it to fans?"

Lin Haiyang was a little confused, how should he show his food?Isn't it just putting it in your mouth, closing it, chewing it twice and swallowing it?

Sister Lin deliberately added to him: "What you said just now, eat slowly, lick it twice to taste the taste..."

Lin Haiyang suddenly realized, his face turned red: Sister Lin wanted him to slow down that action in front of the camera and do it again... This, this is too shameful!

He was embarrassed to refuse others, and for the first time he glanced at the manager outside the arena, who knew that the manager stood ruthlessly by the side, completely ignoring his help-seeking eyes, under sister Lin's constant persuasion, Lin Haiyang finally compromised: " well."

In front of the camera, Lin Haiyang stretched out his hand, and gently peeled off the chocolate candy wrapper that was slightly wider than his thumb, revealing the shiny shell inside. He frowned slightly, blushed, and held his hand tremblingly, Bringing the chocolate to his mouth, his eyes kept wandering, and finally, as if bearing the burden of humiliation, he stuck out his red tongue and licked it: "呵刘."

Sister Lin and her manager behind the camera couldn't hold back, and let out a small gasp in laughter. In this situation, Lin Haiyang looked just like the big yellow dog at home who loves to lick meat and bones, paws Looking at things, eyes wandering around, sticking out the big tongue from time to time to lick a few times, flicking the fluffy tail.

...But, it doesn't match the sex appeal in advance. It was originally planned to promote the Valentine's Day gift box. Sister Lin rubbed her chin, a little dumbfounded.

Sister Lin didn't stop, Lin Haiyang was very dedicated, and continued to lick, making "呵勒", "呵勒" and "呵勒勒" sounds, and the shell was almost melted by him, so he couldn't help but grimaced. Ask: "Is it okay?"

"It's okay, it's okay!" Sister Lin smiled so much that she couldn't see her eyes. She really likes the artist who cooperates so much. "Then it's almost over here~ Thank you for your cooperation!"

"You too, thank you!" Lin Haiyang clutched his sore cheeks, blushing and walked away.

On the third day, with the first launch of the new product on the official website, advertisements and interviews also appeared on the homepage of Lin Haiyang’s trumpet. When he clicked in, a group of Japanese sisters danced on it again:

[Sexy Day Solution Online Selling Amway]: Click to see sexy Haiyang licking online... Click the link to view [Love] [Love] [Love]

[Eating Haiyang's ass]: Brother, you are 484 stupid. When people ask you what you want to tell your fans, they don't really ask, they want you to advertise! !Look at what you said, can you be a little bit more angry, what's wrong with a 75!My sister will buy you one for seven hundred and five! ! !

[Rich woman's steel wool ball]: Is Lin Haiyang reluctant to eat it, and saving it?How much are you worth? Why are you so picky?I don’t see you being picky about your fans too much. Before, when you didn’t have much money, you still forwarded and sent your mobile phone. Why are you being so picky about yourself? Saving money for your wife?

[The little green pillar screams]: Didn't the previous solution see the easter egg?At the beginning, Taylor Swift felt a little lewd when she heard that her sister asked her younger brother to lick chocolate. She was looking forward to it, but Lin Haiyang gave me a big blow in the head!Why are you so serious about licking!The slobbering sound also has sound effects, which exactly coincides with the sound of my dog ​​licking snacks! ! !I'm mad! !

【Haiyang's ass fans】: 呵呵呵味呵呵呵呵呵勒...Do you know how sexy I am? [Haiyang Zhensheng]

On the other hand, Ling Yi, who is far away in a foreign country, broadcasts Lin Haiyang's interview on Weibo. The short-haired sister behind him leans over and watches with him, laughing while watching: "Brother, who is this! It seems like we used to The male golden retriever named Fat Woman next door!!"

Ling Cheng didn't speak, he looked at Lin Haiyang's slightly flushed face, lowered eyes, and red tongue on the screen, and he suddenly sat up straight unnaturally.

Oops, oops, this is... the feeling of raising the flag! !

The author has something to say: Is everyone’s Xiaolongbao different from mine?A cage of six is ​​too little!Yours must be bigger!

I have one bite here!And it costs eight yuan a cage, it’s delicious hehe, the author eats three cages alone

By the way, I only found out when I was chatting with my friends. If you want to comment after reading the article, you can comment first. For discussions on irrelevant articles such as Zuohua, it is best to post the second article or distribute zero, because Zuohua asks questions The author didn’t tell the readers to score zero for [watering discussion], it’s considered a score...~(￣▽￣～)~