Koi Cheng Jing [Entertainment]
Chapter 40
Accompanied by this long howl, the airport suddenly became chaotic, and the voices rose up like heaven and earth, and they all turned their faces and asked, "Where is where?"
Lin Haiyang shrank his face back like a rabbit, and the agent next to him with a toothache expression glanced at him and asked, "Do you really want to go out?"
Lin Haiyang nodded firmly: "Yes."
After waiting, the airport staff outside came, but they didn't disperse the crowd, they just pulled up a few isolation belts. In fact, the fans didn't really think that their brother would come over. There were too many people, it was really unsafe.
Seeing the isolation zone, they immediately became excited: "Isn't it really coming??"
Everything was ready, the manager was dragged by Lin Haiyang, forced to hide behind him, and staggered forward, the moment he walked out of the door, the monstrous sound almost deafened his eardrums: "Haiyang Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!"
Lin Haiyang smiled and waved in front of him, striding forward, the fans also stretched forward desperately, the manager followed behind him, in just a few steps, his clothes were torn apart, and even his buttocks were touched for five minutes Second-rate.
... Good Lin Haiyang, let me walk behind you, so it's just to cover your ass! !
Lin Haiyang's performance was not bad, blushing, and walking for a while, the fans next to him were afraid that he could not hear, and almost yelled into his ears:
"How is brother filming!! Are you tired!!!"
"Why don't you post on Weibo!!! Ahhh!"
"What the hell is your trumpet!!! Tell us!!!"
Lin Haiyang was obedient, and answered one by one: "Not tired! Don't post! Don't tell!"
The line was winding, and at the end was a long straight road. Just as Lin Haiyang was about to walk over, he felt his manager tugging at his arm and yelling next to his ear, "Would you like to shake hands with the fans!"
Lin Haiyang was stunned, and asked, "How do I hold this? My hands will swell."
The manager looked at the arms stretched out like a group of demons dancing wildly above and below the isolation belt, which were crowded and waving continuously, and fell into deep thought.
Lin Haiyang thought about it, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration: "Just touch it with your hand! Just take it as a shake..."
"That's right," the manager reminded him, "Just like other people's concerts, you have to run a little faster, otherwise you will be easily caught and you may fall..."
Lin Haiyang was full of confidence: "Don't worry!"
The manager watched Lin Haiyang open his arms towards the crowd, and just wanted to nod in relief, when he saw him slowly bending down, kneeling on one knee, raising his head slightly, and looking straight ahead——
It is a standard starting posture!
"Wait, Haiyang!" The manager sensed something was wrong, and stammered, "No, Haiyang, wait a minute..."
In front of the enthusiastic support hands, Lin Haiyang's eyes were firm, his legs were strong, and he rushed out with a whoosh. His speed was comparable to that of the 50-meter sprint champion in the Provincial Games. He turned into a small whirlwind and still stretched out his hand In front of the fans, even the bangs of the girls in the front row were lifted so quickly that they disappeared outside the gate in the blink of an eye.
Confused fans: "...?"
The manager who was left behind to bear the world's malice alone: "..."
A completely useless personal security guard: "..."
The Japanese sisters rubbed their hands together and asked each other confusedly: "Did you touch it just now?" "I touched it, it seems to have happened, I felt it!" "It was too fast, I didn't see it clearly..."
Lin Haiyang flicked his hair and stood at the gate, calming down his heart rate which was a little disturbed by the strenuous exercise. He was very happy. He was about to chat with his manager, but when he turned around, he found that there was no one behind him: "...Ji Brother? Where are you?"
After returning home, Lin Haiyang was scolded bloody by his manager, and his ear was pulled severely. He was so wronged that he just shrank on the sofa and didn't speak.
The manager flipped through Weibo with his mobile phone, and spit was about to fly out: "Look at you! What are you asking fans to take pictures of? Ah? Why don't you go to the Olympics if you run so fast?"
Lin Haiyang was sprayed all over the face, and lowered his head in shame: "I'm sorry!"
My younger brother, who has been in retreat for a long time, finally came out. The Japanese sisters were all very excited, and the slightly quiet homepage immediately became lively, they were all scanning the airport map, and the demons danced wildly, so happy.
Among them, the most retweeted Weibo is a website that has always passed the online photo editing technology. It posted nine pictures in unison. The first four pictures were normal. Lin Haiyang poked his head out quietly and looked curious. The appearance; the way he came out smiling and waving his hands; the obedient look of lowering his head to answer fans' questions, the color tone has been adjusted to a warm color, it is so cute, Ling Yi wants to touch his head when he sees it.
There are only five pictures left, and the painting style suddenly changes. The whole picture is very dynamic and magical in an instant. If you draw five pictures in a row, even if you see a hole on the screen with your eyes, you can only see a bunch of curly hairs. And a straight nose bridge, nothing more.
Fans asked black question marks below: "What's going on???"
Zhanzi couldn't bear being asked, and after a few minutes, a video was uploaded, which was shot from a bird's-eye view. There was a long queue in the spacious airport hall, and the isolation belt was pulled. The queue in front suddenly It boiled up, and in the video, a black curly hair appeared on the top of its head, with a small pair of glasses behind it, walking slowly forward.
Halfway through, Little Curly stopped, said a few words, opened his arms towards both sides of the long queue, first touched the hands of the two fans in front, and measured the distance, it was just right.
In the next second, the little curly hair flew over like a galloping hippopotamus, rushed straight over the separation line, and flew to the outside of the door. The little glasses were thrown behind with a dazed expression, and turned around helplessly. Turning around, the fans didn't react, and the whole picture seemed to be still.
Lin Haiyang turned his hands trembling, and sure enough, the following was ridiculed again:
[Passerby who still gets snot from the cold after wearing four pieces]: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I feel a little bit out of sorts in the past few months, so it turns out that the source of falling quickly is missing! !I laughed until the mental hospital caught me and gave me electric shocks
[The rich woman hugs me]: It's true! !I'm right there! !I wasn't happy to see my brother coming over, but he disappeared in front of me after a while! ! !Surprised! !
[Big Bamboo Is Really Broad Love]: ... I am in a complicated mood. Let me show you the palm of my hand that is standing second in the mirror. I should be happy that I have at least touched it. This brat slapped me on the horse and made me red half an hour (picture)
[I heard the news of the passerby]: Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha haha hahaha haha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha haha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha haha hahaha hahaha haha hahaha haha haha hahaha haha hahaha haha hasty to laugh at my wet fourth floor quilt and be caught by my mother and throw away the fifth floor hahahahahahahahahahahaha! !
Lin Haiyang silently put away the phone, paralyzed.
The company gave him a vacation. After half a month of leisure, Lin Haiyang finally received an invitation to be a guest on a variety show.
This show is a very popular reality show recently, and the name is also very fresh and refined, with two punctuation marks in the three words, it is called: "Ah, haunted house!"
"...that name," the manager couldn't help complaining while holding the information, "it's really easy to tell what the content is at a glance."
Lin Haiyang shivered and wrapped himself in his overcoat. Although it was almost early spring, the weather was still too cold. Although Lin Haiyang was in good health, his fear of the cold prompted him to put on four layers of clothes and long johns. Stand up and take a look, just like a ball spirit.
The manager even praised him for this, wearing it like this, no one would be able to tell that this person is a little fresh meat!
"Guest?" Lin Haiyang stuffed his hands under his ass to keep warm, the scene was hard to see, "What am I going to do?"
"The program group said that this kind of reality show has no script..." The agent thought for a while, and added, "It's better to say that even if there is a script, it's not very useful. If you are scared to pee in a haunted house, you can Follow the script, that's really powerful."
Lin Haiyang pulled his hand out from under his ass, shivering and shoved it between his legs, "Is it a haunted house? I haven't been there yet."
"No way!" The manager almost dropped his glasses in shock, and said in a broken voice, "What an adult! I've never been in a haunted house before, so I'm thinking about pushing it away. It would be so embarrassing to go in there and cry. ..."
Lin Haiyang quickly changed his words: "I shouldn't be afraid. My cousin is studying medicine. When I was a child, I read anatomy diagrams at home every day. I am not afraid!"
"Do you have any misunderstandings about the haunted house?" The manager dropped the sentence bluntly and knocked Lin Haiyang on the head.
So when Lin Haiyang was standing at the door of the haunted house wearing four pieces of clothes, he regretted what he had said and even wanted to go home.
It is indeed a program with extremely high ratings, and the program team is really willing to spend money. The haunted houses in each episode have different styles and themes. Lin Haiyang heard from the agent that the haunted house in the last episode was a mental hospital. layers, especially large.
This episode was even more astonishing. The program team directly rented an old house similar to a courtyard house. It was dilapidated and gloomy from the outside. It has fallen off and hangs there obliquely. There are several red to black handprints printed on the half-collapsed red tile wall next to it. It is clearly daytime outside. Looking in from the gate, there is an unknown god The statue was facing the gate directly, the light was dim, and the occasional soft sound of stray cats walking could make Lin Haiyang startled.
He began to understand the senior who was said to be a tough guy in the last issue and then cried out in fright, causing him to lose a lot of fans. Lin Haiyang felt that he had just missed the mark, why is it so scary!
The crew of the show is gone. In order to create a scary atmosphere, they don't need to come over. There are countless cameras all over the haunted house, which can clearly capture the expressions and movements of all the guests.
There are four guests in this episode. Lin Haiyang stood there, and a recently popular Xiaohuadan walked over slowly, frowned and said, "Brother Haiyang, I'm so scared, will you protect me later?"
According to the routine process, at this time, men should pat their chests and promise loudly. Even if they are scared to the ground immediately after entering, it can be regarded as a program effect, but Lin Haiyang is different. Lin Haiyang is very painful, tangled, and spit out In a word:
"I... can't protect myself."
Xiaohuadan: "?"
Lin Haiyang shrank his face back like a rabbit, and the agent next to him with a toothache expression glanced at him and asked, "Do you really want to go out?"
Lin Haiyang nodded firmly: "Yes."
After waiting, the airport staff outside came, but they didn't disperse the crowd, they just pulled up a few isolation belts. In fact, the fans didn't really think that their brother would come over. There were too many people, it was really unsafe.
Seeing the isolation zone, they immediately became excited: "Isn't it really coming??"
Everything was ready, the manager was dragged by Lin Haiyang, forced to hide behind him, and staggered forward, the moment he walked out of the door, the monstrous sound almost deafened his eardrums: "Haiyang Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!"
Lin Haiyang smiled and waved in front of him, striding forward, the fans also stretched forward desperately, the manager followed behind him, in just a few steps, his clothes were torn apart, and even his buttocks were touched for five minutes Second-rate.
... Good Lin Haiyang, let me walk behind you, so it's just to cover your ass! !
Lin Haiyang's performance was not bad, blushing, and walking for a while, the fans next to him were afraid that he could not hear, and almost yelled into his ears:
"How is brother filming!! Are you tired!!!"
"Why don't you post on Weibo!!! Ahhh!"
"What the hell is your trumpet!!! Tell us!!!"
Lin Haiyang was obedient, and answered one by one: "Not tired! Don't post! Don't tell!"
The line was winding, and at the end was a long straight road. Just as Lin Haiyang was about to walk over, he felt his manager tugging at his arm and yelling next to his ear, "Would you like to shake hands with the fans!"
Lin Haiyang was stunned, and asked, "How do I hold this? My hands will swell."
The manager looked at the arms stretched out like a group of demons dancing wildly above and below the isolation belt, which were crowded and waving continuously, and fell into deep thought.
Lin Haiyang thought about it, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration: "Just touch it with your hand! Just take it as a shake..."
"That's right," the manager reminded him, "Just like other people's concerts, you have to run a little faster, otherwise you will be easily caught and you may fall..."
Lin Haiyang was full of confidence: "Don't worry!"
The manager watched Lin Haiyang open his arms towards the crowd, and just wanted to nod in relief, when he saw him slowly bending down, kneeling on one knee, raising his head slightly, and looking straight ahead——
It is a standard starting posture!
"Wait, Haiyang!" The manager sensed something was wrong, and stammered, "No, Haiyang, wait a minute..."
In front of the enthusiastic support hands, Lin Haiyang's eyes were firm, his legs were strong, and he rushed out with a whoosh. His speed was comparable to that of the 50-meter sprint champion in the Provincial Games. He turned into a small whirlwind and still stretched out his hand In front of the fans, even the bangs of the girls in the front row were lifted so quickly that they disappeared outside the gate in the blink of an eye.
Confused fans: "...?"
The manager who was left behind to bear the world's malice alone: "..."
A completely useless personal security guard: "..."
The Japanese sisters rubbed their hands together and asked each other confusedly: "Did you touch it just now?" "I touched it, it seems to have happened, I felt it!" "It was too fast, I didn't see it clearly..."
Lin Haiyang flicked his hair and stood at the gate, calming down his heart rate which was a little disturbed by the strenuous exercise. He was very happy. He was about to chat with his manager, but when he turned around, he found that there was no one behind him: "...Ji Brother? Where are you?"
After returning home, Lin Haiyang was scolded bloody by his manager, and his ear was pulled severely. He was so wronged that he just shrank on the sofa and didn't speak.
The manager flipped through Weibo with his mobile phone, and spit was about to fly out: "Look at you! What are you asking fans to take pictures of? Ah? Why don't you go to the Olympics if you run so fast?"
Lin Haiyang was sprayed all over the face, and lowered his head in shame: "I'm sorry!"
My younger brother, who has been in retreat for a long time, finally came out. The Japanese sisters were all very excited, and the slightly quiet homepage immediately became lively, they were all scanning the airport map, and the demons danced wildly, so happy.
Among them, the most retweeted Weibo is a website that has always passed the online photo editing technology. It posted nine pictures in unison. The first four pictures were normal. Lin Haiyang poked his head out quietly and looked curious. The appearance; the way he came out smiling and waving his hands; the obedient look of lowering his head to answer fans' questions, the color tone has been adjusted to a warm color, it is so cute, Ling Yi wants to touch his head when he sees it.
There are only five pictures left, and the painting style suddenly changes. The whole picture is very dynamic and magical in an instant. If you draw five pictures in a row, even if you see a hole on the screen with your eyes, you can only see a bunch of curly hairs. And a straight nose bridge, nothing more.
Fans asked black question marks below: "What's going on???"
Zhanzi couldn't bear being asked, and after a few minutes, a video was uploaded, which was shot from a bird's-eye view. There was a long queue in the spacious airport hall, and the isolation belt was pulled. The queue in front suddenly It boiled up, and in the video, a black curly hair appeared on the top of its head, with a small pair of glasses behind it, walking slowly forward.
Halfway through, Little Curly stopped, said a few words, opened his arms towards both sides of the long queue, first touched the hands of the two fans in front, and measured the distance, it was just right.
In the next second, the little curly hair flew over like a galloping hippopotamus, rushed straight over the separation line, and flew to the outside of the door. The little glasses were thrown behind with a dazed expression, and turned around helplessly. Turning around, the fans didn't react, and the whole picture seemed to be still.
Lin Haiyang turned his hands trembling, and sure enough, the following was ridiculed again:
[Passerby who still gets snot from the cold after wearing four pieces]: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I feel a little bit out of sorts in the past few months, so it turns out that the source of falling quickly is missing! !I laughed until the mental hospital caught me and gave me electric shocks
[The rich woman hugs me]: It's true! !I'm right there! !I wasn't happy to see my brother coming over, but he disappeared in front of me after a while! ! !Surprised! !
[Big Bamboo Is Really Broad Love]: ... I am in a complicated mood. Let me show you the palm of my hand that is standing second in the mirror. I should be happy that I have at least touched it. This brat slapped me on the horse and made me red half an hour (picture)
[I heard the news of the passerby]: Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha haha hahaha haha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha haha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha haha hahaha hahaha haha hahaha haha haha hahaha haha hahaha haha hasty to laugh at my wet fourth floor quilt and be caught by my mother and throw away the fifth floor hahahahahahahahahahahaha! !
Lin Haiyang silently put away the phone, paralyzed.
The company gave him a vacation. After half a month of leisure, Lin Haiyang finally received an invitation to be a guest on a variety show.
This show is a very popular reality show recently, and the name is also very fresh and refined, with two punctuation marks in the three words, it is called: "Ah, haunted house!"
"...that name," the manager couldn't help complaining while holding the information, "it's really easy to tell what the content is at a glance."
Lin Haiyang shivered and wrapped himself in his overcoat. Although it was almost early spring, the weather was still too cold. Although Lin Haiyang was in good health, his fear of the cold prompted him to put on four layers of clothes and long johns. Stand up and take a look, just like a ball spirit.
The manager even praised him for this, wearing it like this, no one would be able to tell that this person is a little fresh meat!
"Guest?" Lin Haiyang stuffed his hands under his ass to keep warm, the scene was hard to see, "What am I going to do?"
"The program group said that this kind of reality show has no script..." The agent thought for a while, and added, "It's better to say that even if there is a script, it's not very useful. If you are scared to pee in a haunted house, you can Follow the script, that's really powerful."
Lin Haiyang pulled his hand out from under his ass, shivering and shoved it between his legs, "Is it a haunted house? I haven't been there yet."
"No way!" The manager almost dropped his glasses in shock, and said in a broken voice, "What an adult! I've never been in a haunted house before, so I'm thinking about pushing it away. It would be so embarrassing to go in there and cry. ..."
Lin Haiyang quickly changed his words: "I shouldn't be afraid. My cousin is studying medicine. When I was a child, I read anatomy diagrams at home every day. I am not afraid!"
"Do you have any misunderstandings about the haunted house?" The manager dropped the sentence bluntly and knocked Lin Haiyang on the head.
So when Lin Haiyang was standing at the door of the haunted house wearing four pieces of clothes, he regretted what he had said and even wanted to go home.
It is indeed a program with extremely high ratings, and the program team is really willing to spend money. The haunted houses in each episode have different styles and themes. Lin Haiyang heard from the agent that the haunted house in the last episode was a mental hospital. layers, especially large.
This episode was even more astonishing. The program team directly rented an old house similar to a courtyard house. It was dilapidated and gloomy from the outside. It has fallen off and hangs there obliquely. There are several red to black handprints printed on the half-collapsed red tile wall next to it. It is clearly daytime outside. Looking in from the gate, there is an unknown god The statue was facing the gate directly, the light was dim, and the occasional soft sound of stray cats walking could make Lin Haiyang startled.
He began to understand the senior who was said to be a tough guy in the last issue and then cried out in fright, causing him to lose a lot of fans. Lin Haiyang felt that he had just missed the mark, why is it so scary!
The crew of the show is gone. In order to create a scary atmosphere, they don't need to come over. There are countless cameras all over the haunted house, which can clearly capture the expressions and movements of all the guests.
There are four guests in this episode. Lin Haiyang stood there, and a recently popular Xiaohuadan walked over slowly, frowned and said, "Brother Haiyang, I'm so scared, will you protect me later?"
According to the routine process, at this time, men should pat their chests and promise loudly. Even if they are scared to the ground immediately after entering, it can be regarded as a program effect, but Lin Haiyang is different. Lin Haiyang is very painful, tangled, and spit out In a word:
"I... can't protect myself."
Xiaohuadan: "?"
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