Koi Cheng Jing [Entertainment]

Lin Haiyang came out of the meeting room in a daze, picked up his phone, only to find that the notification bar was swiped with information, it was from Weibo.

"...Huh?" He clicked on the message notification and widened his eyes.

The [email protected] of the source of evil sent him a lot of emoticons:

[Sexy Day Solution Online Selling Amway]: Congratulations to @海阳阳不打了, this Taylor Swift mentions 233rmb! !Please private message my account number, sister day to send warmth [love][love][love]

His alias was probably specially set up by the company. He usually reposts information, but in the past two days, he deliberately changed it to the ID of this little fan. It looks like a real one. There are more than a dozen comments on the first blog.

Most of the comments are inhaling European spirit and rubbing luck. Lin Haiyang is still a little surprised, there are four to five hundred people!He hit it in one turn, so lucky...

No, it should be because he and this girl are predestined.

Lin Haiyang grinned bitterly, and sent her a private message:

"Hello, thank you for your lottery draw. I don't want any money. It's enough to be kind, thank you!"

He pondered for a while, then held back a few red hearts and sent them.

The message showed that it had been read, the girl on the opposite side was confused for a while, and replied:

"Why don't you want money?? No, you've won...??"

Lin Haiyang thought about it, and typed each word: "It would be great if you could tell me what some words mean..."

She seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and replied, "Science popularization? It turned out to be Mengxin... a small matter!"

After some intense unilateral indoctrination, Lin Haiyang understood many things.

Originally, his fans wanted to call him Little Sun, but ended up colliding with a popular fan in the circle. Afraid of being caught by the other fan's ruthless friction, he consciously changed it to Xiaori.

...No, what is Xiaori?

Jie Jiemei is a habitual name, because of Lin Haiyang's miraculous fall, he was given a strange nickname: Brother Wrestling.

Originally, the girls just had the mentality of watching jokes and playing tricks. After all, wrestling on stage is really not a good thing. As a result, when looking back at the past, this girl dug out Lin Haiyang's flashing martial arts scene:

Xiaozhu Miaozi with firm eyes faced the mirror, and his movements were crisp and neat. He was only wearing a pure white vest, sweat dripped from the corner of his firm forehead, and the muscle lines pulled out during exercise were incredible.

There was a stark contrast between the five-second shot and the wrestling posture, which attracted many passers-by fans for a while, and the popularity of the topic also increased.

Speaking of which, the girl on the opposite side was still a little worried. She felt that Lin Haiyang had retired from the competition, and her exposure and strength were not enough, and there was no work that could hold fans. She didn't know what the company was going to do...

Lin Haiyang quickly comforted: "It's okay, there will be."

She asked, "You really don't want money?"

Lin Haiyang: "I really don't want it."

The girl opposite cried bitterly and sent this little angel to her boudoir boudoir group, shouting: "Look, what kind of sweetheart is this!!"

Lin Haiyang looked at the gossip sent by the girl on the screen, and frowned in confusion: "Taylor is so cute! Knead! Look at your wb, you are also a cpy girl? Do you have any favorite articles? I will use your name to cast two deep waters provoke!"

Again and again, Lin Haiyang seemed to be dreaming back to the summer of 2008. The pain he felt when he didn't know a big character in Mars, but all his classmates were catchy, was no less painful than this.

He replied cautiously: "I don't read the articles very much."

The opposite Rijiejie patted his thigh and sent him a long picture: "Xiejie, open your eyes! Don't look, you are not a jj person! Look, this article is written by Mrs. X. The sweet love on campus is outrageous. If you read this article again, it’s written with a capital x, and the ancient abusive literature spills dog’s blood, which one would you like?”

Lin Haiyang didn't know how to answer, so he cut off a pink cover and sent it: "This is not bad."

"Tsk," she replied, "It's really a hero who sees the same thing. I suddenly found out that I haven't watched the update yet, so I kissed it. I'm going to pour some white ♂ liquid into the author!!"

......

Lin Haiyang put down his phone and collapsed on the sofa.

Communicating with contemporary girls is really tiring.

At the end of the day, Lin Haiyang was exhausted physically and mentally. His manager drove him home and did not forget to arrange tasks for him:

"You should take a good rest for a day. The third episode of your last recording will be broadcast the day after tomorrow. The company has arranged for you to go to Kenji to build a foundation. This is your first event and it is also the best time to attract fans. You must grasp it; There is an interview, think about what to say..."

Lin Haiyang was so frightened that he knocked his head on the car window, beeped, and his head ached: "Why, why so quickly..."

"When do you think?" The agent glared at him, "When your popularity passes and no one cares about you?"

Lin Haiyang withered.

"Let me remind you first, just think about who you want to set up, don't make any mistakes..." The manager was still thinking about it, and when he turned his head to see Lin Haiyang's eyes, he remembered being ghosted by a sand sculpture netizen. Touching his buttocks on the stage, he couldn't help sighing, "I was thinking, do you want to be a comedian?"

"..."

Lin Haiyang rubbed his butt, feeling aggrieved again.

He is obviously not suitable for comedians at all, he is so bored and boring, he can't even understand what fans are saying...

Lin Haiyang learned from the pain and planned to make up lessons in the next few days, trying to keep up with the brain circuits of the sisters from the previous day. This is his new goal!

The manager thought he was thinking, but within a few minutes, he heard a slight snoring sound from the back seat, and the corner of his mouth twitched involuntarily.

The heart is really big.

Back home, Haiyang's parents, who had been waiting for a long time, greeted him and happily dragged him to the sofa.

His family is an extremely ordinary family with a simple life, no big money but no small money; A rare species that didn't get a cell phone until college.

Lin Haiyang usually surfs the Internet to read news and check knowledge. When children of the same age are obsessed with online games, he plays minesweeper and spider solitaire when he is crazy.

...In short, he is a good boy.

Haiyang's parents never thought that such an obedient child would be popular if he became a star, until their relatives almost broke the threshold, and those who saw him all day came to ask for autographs and photos in advance. Shun away the old socks in Lin Haiyang's room.

When Lin Haiyang heard this, his face flushed red: "I put it there, it hasn't been washed yet..."

Haiyang's mother happily took out a green cucumber from the kitchen and sliced ​​it, "Now you have to take good care of your little face!"

Lin Haiyang groaned twice, his face was forcibly pasted with melon slices, he was still chewing, and he picked up his mobile phone to read Weibo.

Following the attention and comments of that day solution, he quietly followed a lot of fans, and when he refreshed, a blog that was reposted thousands of times ago three hours ago flashed up, with a picture, and the content was still "Hahahahahahahahaha Ha ha".

Lin Haiyang opened his eyes wide, and he clicked on the blurry picture: it was a flashing shot of the lounge, he was sitting in the corner, next to a group of crying players from the same company with pear blossoms and rain, with expressionless faces Staring at it, seven blood-red characters were stamped on his head:

"What are you crying for?"

Lin Haiyang clicked on the comment tremblingly, and the comment area below was full of strange pictures: a blurred headshot of his expressionless face and hair blurred by the wind, with the words "the wind is strong, I am very cool"; he was cut off The moment he danced and punched, he added the words "You might die if I punch this one"; in the dormitory, he saw the confused expression of his roommate wearing a mask, and added the words "It's not as good as cucumbers"...

Forward a piece of hahahahahahahahe hee hee hee, dancing youth happily, Lin Haiyang was paralyzed on the sofa, and his heart was desolate.

Is he really going to be a comedian?

Lin Haiyang got enough sleep on the bed, and when he got up, he received a text message from his manager, who sent him his tuba number, urging him, "Hurry up and post a selfie for business, and post an advertisement by the way."

He was in a daze with messy hair, and suddenly remembered that he had to go to Ken to start a business the next day. He struggled to get up, logged in to his account, and found that the number of fans had reached 10,000+. He was shocked: God knows this In the past few weeks, it was still a weed account with only a few hundred zombie fans.

Lin Haiyang has only posted a few blogs, most of which are forwarded. The latest one is a cute picture of penguins twisting their buttocks and queuing up to walk and wrestle wildly. When he forwarded it, he added four words:

"It's so funny."

It's so funny.

so funny...

He looked at these four words, and opened the comment with slightly trembling hands, and sure enough——

The hot comments in the comments are all in a uniform formation, a screenshot of the moment he wrestled, plus four words:

It's so funny.

What evil did I do...

Lin Haiyang is a straight steel 24K guy who doesn’t know what filters and light PS are. He used Apple’s own front-facing camera very honestly. When he was about to take a picture, he thought about it and ran to wash up before holding up the phone. ——

"Huh," Lin Haiyang stared at the photo in a daze, "Why is my face asymmetrical?"

The agent over there sent him a message to remind him, Lin Haiyang didn't think too much, so he posted this photo with the words:

[Lin Haiyang V]: Hello everyone, I'm Lin Haiyang, thank you for your love, tomorrow the company arranges for me to go to the foundation activity, I hope everyone can understand.

After posting, Lin Haiyang happily ran outside to eat boiled eggs.

As soon as the selfie came out, there was a wave of waves immediately:

[Sexy Day Solution Online Selling Amway]: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !Finally open for business [crying] [crying] [crying]

[Eat a mouthful of Haiyang raw]: ... Is Haiyang gg straight and blunt? Look at the dark circles under the eyes, the stubble, the small pimples, and the traces of unkempt hair? [doubt]

[Little Green Bamboo Drops Mother Fan]: This death angle death light death lens [email protected] Lin Haiyang V I order you to put down your phone immediately and stop taking selfies!

[Stop doing it and never do it again]: It's okay to understand, Brother Shou is going to be a domineering president?

[Bald Girl]: Brother Wrestling has amazing hair volume, it is recommended to endorse Bawang!

[Spent 500 yuan for one month of eating Kenda and gained 1 catties]: I’m going to play with you, don’t do activities with Kenda anymore, I’m about to vomit, and my best friend is about to vomit too!Sure enough, the fate of every star-chaser girl cannot escape the curse of Kenda? ! !

The agent didn't look at it for a while, and was so angry that he poked his heart and stomach, and quickly contacted his assistant. Soon, restless fans discovered that the blog had been edited and replaced with new content:

"Hello everyone, I'm Lin Haiyang~ Thank you for your support and love for me all the time. Thank you very much! [爱心] [爱心] Tomorrow I will mysteriously appear at the house of a certain white-bearded grandfather. Welcome everyone to come and catch Oh~ [Rabbit] loves you, love you~"

The accompanying picture is a photo taken by him. Lin Haiyang's mask is pulled back to his chin, revealing a straight nose bridge and slightly drooping thick eyelashes. He is not handsome:

[Rich Woman's Wire Ball]: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha This public relations is too obvious! 8! !I laughed out loud! !

[Demons and ghosts leave soon]: I suggest that everyone click to edit the record, and the harvest will fall soon today.

[Funny blogger Ba Liao]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I woke up the ten buildings with a big carp laughing in the morning! ! !

Lin Haiyang looked at Wei Bo, who was full of laughter and laughter in this forwarding, and was scolded by his manager, and felt that these few weeks were really the pinnacle of grievances in his life.