Koi Cheng Jing [Entertainment]
Chapter 35
That brawny man is also a habitual offender. The stars in the circle have more or less suffered from him. He used his relationship with the staff to spread the itinerary of idols everywhere. Fan came to all kinds of harassment, and once even hired two cars to chase the car, which almost caused a car accident.
Everyone in the fandom circle must hate him to death, but they can't stand the fact that there are so many illegitimate meals and a lot of money, which made him take risks so many times and try to break the law. However, he hasn't learned any lessons for so long and is still flourishing It's so hot, the little fans are itching their teeth with hatred.
This time, it is estimated that the strong man is floating, and he is doing more and more excessively. He dared to chase after the community, and even dared to use it. Who knew that he kicked the iron plate, and was directly beaten by Lin Haiyang. Two big teeth are really happy to see !
As we all know, the relationship between fans in the fan circle is generally not very good, and they all follow the principle that no one offends me and I don’t offend others. Let alone a good relationship, even fans between husband and wife have to tear up hot searches every now and then. It is also a clear boundary to draw each other's territory, to enclose the territory and not to interfere with each other, but this time, fans of all families have reposted this Weibo:
[Rich woman's wire ball]: Forward this dried seaweed, and your idol's illegitimate child will be rubbed on the ground, and two teeth will be knocked out! ! 【Dried seaweed practice.jpg】
IDs in various formats in the forwarding, there are many fans of teammates who were always eccentric towards Lin Haiyang during the draft, all of them with hands clasped together, sincerely wishing.
[Wu Yue's little baby]: The Laver Dried Immortal blesses all my idol's illegitimate children who have been caught in the trap!
[Icebreaker]: Dried laver, please do it so that all the illegitimate bastards who chased my treasure car yesterday explode into fireworks! !
When Lin Haiyang returned home, he was very disturbed. After the man was knocked down, he wailed vaguely on the ground, saying that he was not here to fight. The police uncle who was pulled by the driver was also shocked when he saw it: Hong Kong really only looks at the appearance now It should be Lin Haiyang who is lying on the ground and rolling, right?
In the end, when I was asked in the bureau, the big man was crying with a runny nose and mouth full of blood, saying that he had beaten someone for no reason, and that all the porcelain teeth he had just made fell out, and a piece cost 1 yuan. , To make Lin Haiyang lose money, he must also pay for his mental damage.
Just as the police uncle wanted to turn around to educate the perpetrator, he saw Lin Haiyang, who was brought along with him, with big innocent and nervous Kazilan eyes, his eyelashes flickering, and he nodded in shame. That good boy, he turned his head immediately Rebuke him: "Think about whether you are wrong in everything! Why doesn't he hit others, but you? Huh?"
The crying man: ...? ?
The surveillance video was pulled out, and the enthusiastic security guard also came to testify to Lin Haiyang: "My brother, let me tell you, this man had bad intentions from the beginning! He even called a lot of people to beat up the owner." !"
When the police uncle heard this, he frowned even more, "There are others? It's just lawless, it's too much!"
Uncle Security nodded repeatedly, full of enthusiasm, and actively testified, "It's them! Surrounded by five or six people! It's simply inhumane!"
The policeman turned his head immediately, and saw four or five girls sitting on the row of chairs, trembling with fright, "..."
The monitoring was quickly finished, and it was true that the other party was in ambush here first, and it was indeed the other party who made the first move. Lin Haiyang was defending, but he couldn't find any mistakes. The police uncle came out, still hesitating: "Young man! ..."
Lin Haiyang stood up fiercely, tremblingly: "Well, is he all right?"
Just as the policeman was about to say it was okay, he thought of the face of the big man with snot and tears inside, and fell silent: "...boy, from now on, don't be so angry, and be gentle..."
Lin Haiyang nodded, still a little aggrieved: "I didn't expect him to hide..."
Policeman: ...is that why you beat someone out with two teeth? ?
In short, the transcript was made, the video was recorded, Lin Haiyang was taken home by the manager who laughed so hard, and he had to watch himself being laughed by other people on the Internet, and he covered his injured hand for a while, feeling very lonely in his heart.
His hands are a little bruised, the skin on the joints is broken, and there is some bleeding. The nail scratches on his face will probably disappear tomorrow—Lin Haiyang has practiced martial arts since he was a child, and injuries are commonplace. If you don't deal with it, just wait for the wound to dry naturally, and at most take a piece of paper to wipe it twice and you're done.
The doorbell rang suddenly. Lin Haiyang stood up and went to open the door. It was still the familiar scene. There was a big man with a dark face embedded in the small anti-theft door, but there were no two uninvited guests following him today, "Brother Ling!"
Lin Haiyang was pleasantly surprised, and hurriedly welcomed him in, "Why are you here!"
Ling Yi looked back, quickly closed the door, and then looked at him seriously: "Why did you fight with others?"
Lin Haiyang didn't know what was going on, and felt guilty, "I thought he was here..."
"Are you here to seek revenge?" Ling Yi almost didn't laugh out loud, but he still maintained his personality very dedicatedly, and taught with a sullen face, "Do you think you are a gangster? There are enemies everywhere? Besides, who is looking for revenge?" Bring four or five girls?"
Lin Haiyang was speechless, and curled up into a ball with his head down.
Ling Cheng still wanted to carry out more ideological education for a while, but when he looked down, the child's hands were almost swollen into pig's hooves, with bruises, blood streaks, and nail marks on them. Don't hit one place: "I don't know how to deal with it when I'm injured?"
Now that Lin Haiyang had something to say, he lifted up the pig's hoof with great interest, "It's okay, it will be fine in a few days!"
Ling Cheng glanced at him, and didn't want to talk to him, so he said "you wait", hurried downstairs to get the medicine kit by himself, and ran up again, "sit still."
Lin Haiyang sat there obediently, lifted the pig's trotters, and was held by a big hand, tightly clenched. Ling Cheng's palm was warm, and he was a little shy, which made his hands heat up...
"Haiyang," Ling Yan, who lowered his head and put on the medicine, suddenly spoke sullenly, "Can you sweat a little less, it's a little slippery when you hold it."
Lin Haiyang: "Oh."
The air in the room is very quiet, and the birds outside the window are chirping joyfully, one to the left, one to the right, a group of them come, it is simply a three-dimensional surround sound, Lin Haiyang raised his hand, feeling that Ling Cheng was wrapped in medicine, and he was still facing him. He blew on his big pig's hoof, and immediately retracted a little sensitively. Before he could move much, he was immediately held down by Ling Yi, "...don't move."
At this moment, the sound of a key turning the door lock suddenly came from the entrance, and a chubby middle-aged woman with curly curls stepped in, with a chicken in her left hand and a duck in her right hand, and she yelled, "Son! Eh!"
"Mom!" Lin Haiyang also responded from a distance.
Yang's mother only found out about this after seeing the trending search today. Her son reported good news but not bad news every day. He ran to fight with others, entered the game and drank tea, and she didn't know that—
Yang's mother didn't worry about anything happening to someone at all. After all, Lin Haiyang still remembers clearly the great feat of beating up the junior high school students who were blackmailed along the way in elementary school.
It's been a long time since she came to see her son. She just came back from a trip recently, feeling refreshed, and she wanted to share a lot of new things with Yang Bao. Yang's mother shook her fleshy face, stepped into the living room, and immediately saw Lin Hai Yang was facing himself, and sitting in front of him was a tall man with his back to his face, who couldn't see his face clearly. He was holding his son's hand and still holding on.
Mama Yang was startled, her double chin disappeared.
She has always known that the entertainment industry is very chaotic, chaotic is chaotic, but she never thought that her son would be forced by others, it is really deceiving, she must teach her a lesson——
Ling Cheng turned his face, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, very politely, "Hello, Auntie."
"Haiyang," Yang's mother asked Lin Haiyang sullenly, "why are you holding on to his hand?"
Lin Haiyang, who was eating melons, said, "????"
After meaningless explanations, Yang’s mother finally realized that she was just taking medicine. Ling Cheng explained while secretly adding oil and vinegar, “Haiyang’s hands are bleeding, and there are bruises. It’s so swollen. No matter, I have to deal with him or not.”
Mama Yang raised her brows upside down immediately: "Okay, you brat!! You still won't let a handsome guy give you medicine!! Handsome guy!! Are you going to piss mom off to death!!"
Lin Haiyang: "...Mom???"
Ling Cheng: "..."
Yang's mother tugged Lin Haiyang's ears a few times, and then ran to the kitchen to get chickens and ducks, leaving the two people who had just sued and been accused looking at each other, the scene was a bit embarrassing.
"...Cough," Ling Cheng spoke first, "You said you..."
"Brother Ling," Lin Haiyang smirked without holding any grudges, "Would you like to eat here tonight? We have chicken today!"
Ling Yi: ...What kind of cute little frog is this?
Lin Haiyang was afraid that Ling Yan would not stay, so he continued to Amway, "My mother's meat is delicious... dipped in light soy sauce, dark soy sauce is fine, I can eat a whole one every time!"
As Lin Haiyang talked, his saliva almost stopped ticking, Ling Cheng looked at it silently for a while, and agreed, "Okay."
So at night, when they were eating chicken drumsticks around a table, the light on the table was warm yellow, and Lin Haiyang ate without raising his head, his mouth was full of oil, not knowing that the Internet was about to turn the sky upside down——
The MV will be released on the whole network tonight, and Qing Yunzhi will add an update near the end, just in time for Shen Liuliu to die of poisoning.
Lin Haiyang happily gnawed on the chicken leg, put his mobile phone on silent and put it there to charge, the manager made two calls but didn't see it, and almost scratched his bald hair on the other side of the phone: "Haiyang, you're on the hot search again Ah!!"
Ji Xiaobing is also sitting in front of the computer now, looking at the data of the MV with good eyes: Gangzhen is actually the company's charity for her. , but they have nothing to do with herself. She is thinking about transformation, and of course she needs the approval of fans and passers-by.
The MV was officially released at [-] o'clock in the evening, and the singer's fans were also waiting. As soon as it came out, they immediately clicked into the video.
"Wow, it's finally out!! I've been waiting for a long time, I don't know what the MV is like!!"
"Before the 'MV, I didn't reveal who will perform...I looked at my sister's itinerary before, and it seems to be handed over to the actors, but emmm, this style of music is not easy to perform, right?"
"At the beginning of wodema, there is even a recommendation for minors to watch it with their guardians...is it so scary!"
Ji Xiaobing secretly answered in his heart, yes, it is so terrifying, the director has cut down the bloodiest scenes as much as possible, and still almost failed the trial...
The prelude of the dark tone passed slowly, and suddenly there was some noise from the school. The vigorous boys and girls in white shirts were laughing and playing with each other. Ji Xiaobing saw his face with a ponytail appear on the screen, and played the The screen flashes over in an instant:
"Sisters, who is the heroine? Why do I feel familiar..."
"Isn't it Ji Xiaobing? When I saw her in line 8, I knew what kind of character this character is. Gentle and stubborn little white flower 2333"
"... Don't my sister upstairs think that Little White Flower doesn't match this song at all? What did the director think..."
When Ji Xiaobing saw the word "little white flower", a tide of disgust surged out like a conditioned reflex, alas, but there was nothing he could do, the impression was really ingrained, and it was not easy to change.
The horrified screams are accompanied by the singer's deep and treacherous voice, coupled with the completely weird picture and sound effects, and there are a lot of "shivering" and "huddled together for warmth" remarks on the bullet screen, until wearing a uniform, shaved and lean Lin Haiyang, with short hair and sharp eyes, appeared, and the bullet screen was densely packed in a second:
"Lin Haiyang??? I read wrong???"
"Damn it!!! Short hair is a bit handsome, brother!! In my impression, Brother Guai has always been stupid and cute (I am not much different from Shen Liuliu), I am shocked!"
"Hong Kong Ji went to inform the sisters on the day!! The little handsome guy is really good-looking, and I really admire it too!!"
Ji Xiaobing looked at it, and after a while, the barrage behind it suddenly multiplied geometrically:
"Sister Wild Day came to see my fresh Yang Bao!! It's amazing!! Sister Ji is also pretty!!!"
"This uniform, I'm in love!"
"Woooooo what a boyfriend! My younger brother who is pulled into his arms has been so handsome for more than [-] years! He really fits this look!!"
"...When Jiejie earlier knocked out two teeth of the illegitimate student with a punch at noon, he was actually quite a boyfriend..."
Ji Xiaobing's mind flashed Lin Haiyang's stupid and cute silly smile, and he curled his lips.
The MV is not long, just over five minutes in total. With the development of the plot, not only the barrage, but also the discussion on Weibo has become more and more popular. Picture - Ji Xiaobing has not acted in such a pure female role for a long time in order to transform.
In the last 30 seconds of the MV, the policeman who had been protecting the female student was inexplicably arrested and imprisoned. Facing the well-behaved girl who smiled as usual, his pupils dilated: "It's you..."
Barrage:"??????!"
Ji Xiaobing's pure and well-behaved face slightly lifted up, squinting his eyes, revealing his sweet dimples, and pulled out a creepy smile: "Thank you."
The screen went black, then brightened again, revealing the female student's face stained with blood, her thin white wrist showing veins, holding a knife, throwing the first victim's head into the cement bucket, and the MV ended.
The bullet screen was silent for a while:
"Md, I'm going to have a nightmare tonight...Miss Ji is too sincere, is she smiling too scary?"
"Which sister mentioned at the beginning, the little white flower, came out to be beaten, this black one is darker than Lin Haiyang's leg hair, okay!!!"
"Refuting the rumors, my brother's leg hair is not black, but thick! Don't talk nonsense!!"
"Brother's aggrieved face, after all, her boyfriend Li was cheated by 2333 little black flower nb!"
Ji Xiaobing watched the discussion quickly explode after the first broadcast of the MV, and finally let go of his heart, and called Lin Haiyang to announce the good news.
Then Lin Haiyang didn't answer.
Ji Xiaobing: "...that's great."
If it's just the first release of the MV, Lin Haiyang won't be on the hot search again. The main reason is that the Japanese sisters watched the MV and happily posted pictures of Amway everywhere. They wrote articles and drew pictures, which attracted a new wave of favor. Passers-by plopped into the pit, everyone was free on Saturday night, isn't it time to play.
Lin Haiyang's impression in the eyes of passers-by is relatively simple, just three: lucky, tall, and silly.Among them, good luck accounts for a huge proportion. At present, he only has one Qingyun broadcast, and Shen Liuliu won the best newcomer. Many people attribute his performance as a half-way actor to his true performance. After all, the two are exactly the same. The silly and cute temperament is really joyful.
Today, he has broken away from the ancient costume and has shaved hairy short hair close to an inch. His eyebrows are sharp and strong, his body proportions are excellent, his long legs are small and his waist is thin, he is strong and capable, and his force value is high. Some passers-by who like a tough guy temperament are attracted to him. Then I watched the interview in Chaohua in a daze:
Is this horse riding alone? ?
Lin Haiyang didn't know, Lin Haiyang didn't look at his phone, Lin Haiyang was still chewing on the chicken, he seemed to really like Yang's mother's chicken, he didn't even want to throw away the bones, he had to crunch the chicken after eating Bite and lick a few mouthfuls before letting go.
Ling Cheng finished eating long ago, he silently looked at Lin Haiyang whose plate could be piled up into a small mountain, and then looked at him showing his fine white teeth and gnawed hard on the bone, making a toothache sound, Suddenly, I thought of a golden retriever that I used to raise next door, stupid and greedy, drooling every day when I saw people, and clinging to my feet, a good hound has grown into a big lump, and it walks like a dog All shaking.
Lin Haiyang was eating, and suddenly felt someone was looking at him, raised his eyes and asked blankly, "Brother Ling, have you stopped eating?"
"...I'm full," Ling Cheng peeked at the captured bag without blushing at all, and gave him another wing, "Eat it."
Yang's mother shouted in the kitchen, "Son, you are almost ready! The indigestion you ate last time made you roll your eyes, have you forgotten?"
When Lin Haiyang was told by her, she blushed like a monkey's ass: "Mom, Brother Ling is still here, save me some face..."
Although shy, Lin Haiyang still gnawed on the wings that Ling Yi had just clipped, crunching and crunching with great sincerity.
Ling Yi left the table, put his bowl in the kitchen, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and saw Lin Haiyang's name was listed on the trending search: "..."
He glanced at Lin Haiyang with his eyes, and in exchange for a smirk, he shook his head helplessly: "Forget it, let him see for himself..."
After Lin Haiyang finished his meal, he went out for a few laps for a walk. When he came back with a full belch, Yang Ma and Ling Yi had already gone back. He went to get his phone excitedly, and when he opened it, he saw three Missed calls, two managers' calls, one Ji Xiaobing's call, both from three hours ago.
Lin Haiyang shook his hands with a guilty conscience: "What did I do again..."
He called back to his agent, and the agent connected, and then hung up coldly, "I'm watching Weibo by myself, I'm not free." Announcement is running.
Lin Haiyang opened Weibo, and at a glance, he saw "Lin Haiyang came out to be beaten" very conspicuously hung on the search bar.
Lin Haiyang:? ? ? ? ?What did I do?
One click to open the hot search, and it is a familiar style of painting, a familiar ID, and a familiar Art:
[Sexy Day Solution Online Selling Amway]: @林海阳V Come out and get beaten! !Originally I was happy today, the uniform is very beautiful, I haven’t been happy for half an hour, you are going to feed me a knife, my tears fill the Caribbean Sea, and the cry lingers for three days, Shen Wu died Forget it, Shen Liuliu is going to die too, @清云志电视剧, are you devils riding horses! !See for yourself how the official introduction was when it first appeared on the stage! !You are so kind! ! @林海阳V You pay for my tears! !I'm crying on my bed right now, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ! !
Lin Haiyang saw the exclamation marks all over the screen at a glance, and immediately felt that Ri Jiejie's resentment was about to overflow the screen, and the underground comments were also miserable:
[It's so difficult to name it]: I cried, let him die quickly if he wants to die. After looking for his mother for so long, he was poisoned to death by his mother on the first meeting. Liuliu is still a child! !He doesn't know anything! ! !
[Choose one at random]: I thought at least Liuliu wouldn't die! !The result is still dead! !I feel so bad for that little look 55555 I have a heart attack! !
[Is the author dying today?]: I don't care, is there any big hand to help write a happy ending!Otherwise, I will be in trouble for the rest of my life, crying! !
Originally, although Lin Haiyang felt uncomfortable watching it, he didn't go on the hot search. After opening his ID, he found out that the broadcast happened to be the time when Shen Liuliu was getting his boxed lunch. The official blog of Qingyunzhi TV series specially posted A tidbit:
[Qingyunzhi TV series]: Shen Liuliu's journey in Qingyunzhi is officially over~ Here is a little tidbit of joy, I wish everyone a happy day! 【video】
The video is not long, only five or six minutes. It is the scene where Lin Haiyang was poisoned and died at the end. In the video, he has long hair tied up. The shooting scene is very messy. You can even see the wires strewn everywhere on the floor. Machine, the director's voice came from the voiceover: "Action!"
Lin Haiyang's originally smirking face suddenly turned away, and he clutched his belly with a confused look on his face. Even if there was no set, the two actors' confrontation did not make people feel like a drama at all.
Finally, when he vomited blood, Lin Haiyang pursed his lips very sincerely, and with a "puchi", he spit out a fountain from his mouth, profusely, with a huge amount of blood. The director's furious voice: "Who the hell put so much syrup in his blood bag!!!"
In just one hour, this Weibo has been forwarded more than 4000 times, and the sister Ri in the comments is in a mixed mood:
[Xiao Haiyang is looking for her mother]: click-click-look-sex-sensitivity-lin-hai-yang-on-line-vomit-blood! !
[Suddenly I feel my head is so cold]: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! !My brother's ventriloquist is amazing, the parabola of this waterfall is perfect!And it doesn't leak at all, I think ojbk, keep it up
[I don't take the blame]: ... @林海阳V Although you are very cute, you still have to come out and beat me up! !The damn man actually made me cry and laugh all night, I hate it so much! !
Lin Haiyang was in a daze, and even wanted to call Shen Liunao: Why are you doing this, it's embarrassing!
A few days later, Lin Haiyang received a call from his agent, saying that Yu Mengmeng was about to start the machine, and he had to go to Hengdian to film a movie, and he would have to stay there for at least the next three months.
Lin Haiyang panicked when he heard that, he rarely travels far, and basically travels with his parents, but now he has to go by himself, and he doesn't know what to bring and what to pay attention to.
Fortunately, both Ji Xiaobing and Wu Yue were there, they had already set off early, and Wu Yue happily sent him a WeChat message saying that the hotel provided by the crew had a small hot spring, and told him to come over and take a bath——
Lin Haiyang bid farewell to Yang's parents and Yang's mother, took his own small suitcase, and went to talk to Brother Ling next door, "Brother Ling, I'm going to Hengdian."
Ling Cheng was eating hot pot on the balcony next door again. I don't know why he likes hot pot so much. He was taken aback when he heard this, "Hengdian?"
Lin Haiyang showed him his small bright yellow box: "I'm leaving in the afternoon, my manager is with me, and they said they will stay for three months..."
Ling Cheng's chopsticks for stirring the hot pot froze, thinking how this could be done, but his face was calm and calm: "Take good care of yourself."
Lin Haiyang responded well, and boarded the plane with his ticket, his agent and assistant Qingzi.
Speaking of the little assistant Qingzi, because when I first hired her, she was just for meeting, and there was really nothing she could do to help, so every day I was too idle to pick my feet in the company. This time, when I heard that I was going to come to Hengdian , immediately recommended himself and wanted to follow.
The agent thought that the girl might be more careful and could help take care of it, so he brought her along, and now she is dancing in the cabin, sticking her head out to see the clouds outside.
The agent looked at it, and didn't know which of the two was more stupid.
Lin Haiyang was airsick, so he covered himself with a blanket and fell asleep all the way. It was almost evening when he arrived, and his manager took him to the hotel provided by the crew, and he had to educate him along the way:
"This director's name is Niang, don't ask him what his real name is, he only lets others call him by this name - a very harsh man, with a poisonous and sharp tongue, the one I took before was so angry that he cried, you know Right?" The manager didn't forget to complain, "He really hates gays, I don't know why, obviously he looks—ahem, he doesn't look like he discriminates against homosexuals..."
Although Lin Haiyang is stupid, he still understands what the agent didn't say: "Brother Ji..."
Qingzi sat next to him, staring at his round eyes: "Niang? Mother? How can someone only let others call him mother? It's too easy to take advantage of it! Then I said my English name is Di, isn't it true? Everyone has to call me Dad?"
The manager and Lin Haiyang couldn't help but fell into deep thought: What a strange angle...
When he arrived at the hotel where he was staying, Lin Haiyang saw Ji Xiaobing, but he didn't see the little gray hair, and asked blankly, "Sister Ji, where is Wu Yue?"
"Shouldn't you ask where the director is first?" Ji Xiaobing was in the process of successful transformation, with a ruddy complexion and an excellent attitude, "It seems that he ran to a hot spring. You said that this person is really strange, so we will come here for two God, he soaked it at least four times, and the skin is about to soak off..."
"Sister Ji, you don't understand," Lin Haiyang said with a deep complexion and a serious tone, "This is a hobby."
Ji Xiaobing: "...??"
Ever since Wu Yue left, Lin Haiyang had no company and was thin-skinned, so he didn't dare to take a bath alone. Now that he finally saw someone, he immediately went to the front desk to get a bath towel, changed into a bathrobe, and slapped his big feet He hurriedly ran to the male hot spring room, "Wu Yue! I'm coming!"
Although the area of the hot spring is small, it is more than enough to squeeze four or five people. Lin Haiyang wandered between the two doors for a long time, but no one answered his call, so he decided to open it. It is a public place, not a female hot spring. He should No offence--
"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
At first glance, there was a man with an unshaven beard standing in the lingering mist, holding on to his bathrobe tightly. Just as Lin Haiyang wanted to say sorry, a towel covered his face: "Get out quickly!! !"
A moment later, Lin Haiyang was sitting on the sofa in the hotel lobby, surrounded by staff walking around, looking at him with strange eyes.
In front of him was a young man of average build, with a beard, very excited, pointing at Lin Haiyang and yelling, "You did it on purpose!! You came in to take a peek at someone else's hot spring, and you didn't even knock on the door, what are you doing?" Wasn’t it intentional?? If I hadn’t covered it up quickly, I would—”
Lin Haiyang lowered his head, looked at the pair of black legs with fluttering hair in front of him, and felt very wronged, "I'm sorry...but that's obviously a male hot spring..."
The man raised his brows: "You mean that men can enter the hot springs at will, but I'm guilty of not letting men see?? Let me tell you, I'm not gay!! I'm simply angry!!"
Lin Haiyang slapped a black pot on his head, and everyone who was pressed was stunned: "I, I didn't mean that..."
Sitting next to him, Qingzi casually said, "But brother Haiyang is also a man, he accidentally entered the wrong door, why his first reaction was to be peeked... why is he looking at men when he's fine?"
The man fell silent suddenly, and fell into deep thought: It seems that what he said made sense. If he continued to scold, wouldn't he look gay?
Lin Haiyang still lowered his head, how dare he speak, he is just a younger brother.
Suddenly Wu Yue's voice came from the stairs. He had wet hair, was wearing a bathrobe, and was holding a corgi with a fat butt in his hand: "Eh? Haiyang, you're here too? Director, you're here too, what a coincidence!"
Lin Haiyang suddenly raised his head: "Director, director...!"
Niang also lowered his head, the two of them looked at each other awkwardly, the atmosphere became inexplicably strange, and finally Niang turned his head first, "Forget it, I won't pursue it this time, not necessarily next time!"
Lin Haiyang responded quickly: "Okay, okay..."
The villain in his heart is shaking lasagna tears wildly, he offended the director when he joined the group for the first time, what will he do for the next three months...
Lin Haiyang followed Niang listlessly, passing by Wu Yue, the corgi's fat buttocks trembled, and he grinned, wanting to hug him.
Niang touched it tentatively. The corgi is probably a dog raised by the staff. It has a very good temper. Anyone can touch it. It doesn’t matter if it pulls the tail. The fat buttocks are shaking. : "Male and female?"
"Ah?" Wu Yue didn't understand why the director asked this all of a sudden, but he still squatted down very professionally and took a peek at Fat Corgi's indescribable parts, and replied: "Fat!"
When Niang heard that it was a male, he immediately threw away his hands, turned his head, turned and left, and looked back deliberately, adding, "I only hug my mother."
Wu Yue and Lin Haiyang looked at each other in dismay: "...Is there something else in his words? Is he implying something?"
Corgi, who didn't know that he had been looked down upon but also disgusted, shook his butt, still grinning happily, Lin Haiyang kissed his wet little black nose, and went upstairs to sleep.
In the early morning of the next day, Lin Haiyang woke up very early. When he woke up, he was still in a daze, thinking that he was at his own home, and wanted to go to the balcony to see the neighbors, only to find that there was no balcony at all.
He went downstairs listlessly. Before Ji Xiaobing and Wu Yue got up, Lin Haiyang ran to the cafeteria of the hotel, and when he was loading his plate, he bumped into Niang head-on, "Director, director... ..."
Niang was very cold, and snorted out of his nose as an answer, "Yeah."
The two inevitably sat at the same table. Lin Haiyang was fine, with a wide heart, and he ate as soon as he wanted. When he was trying to put the last ham sausage into his mouth, he heard a sentence floating from the opposite side: "What do you think of this show?"
Oops, this is the director coming to test the actors!
Lin Haiyang almost choked, swallowed the ham sausage, and answered very poorly, "I think it's good..."
Niang was silent: "..."
Seeing his expression, Lin Haiyang knew that something was wrong, and quickly added: "I think that being able to shoot so many versions shows that it is excellent!"
Niang's heels tapped on the tiled floor, making a crisp sound: I don't know if a big man is used to wearing such high heels, he raised his head slightly, "Yes, it has been shot many times, but I want to Do it, turn this version into the most perfect version!"
Lin Haiyang bulged his cheeks: "Hmm..."
Although Niang has a shaggy beard, he has a romantic heart: "I want to shoot the beautiful love in the original book as it is, and release his light! It's not that I haven't read the previous editions, Other than the first and second editions, which ones did the hero choose? Hot eyes!"
Lin Haiyang almost spit out: "Why are you suddenly swearing..."
"Actually, you and I are not very satisfied," Niang raised his eyes, and turned a little disdainfully at Lin Haiyang's face, "Have you recited all the lines?"
Lin Haiyang regained his energy in an instant: "I recited it!"
"Then come on now?" Niang teased him with a joking attitude, "Just face me, you know that when you are acting, you have to perform against the air, understand?"
Lin Haiyang puffed his cheeks and swallowed what was in his mouth, wiped his mouth with a napkin, grabbed some messy hair, and slowly raised his eyes to look at Niang.
Niang: "???"
Lin Haiyang spoke affectionately, his eyes were like a sea, and people couldn't help but fall into it. He approached slowly, leaned on the table, and said slowly: "You know that your position in my heart is so lofty, so Noble! No one in the whole world has your status in my heart!"
He shook his head violently, turned his face in front of Niang, and said affectionately: "I respect you, pity you, love you, admire you, miss you, and make myself almost torn apart, about to collapse, this kind of feeling How can there be any disrespect in here? How can I bully you? Insult you? What I do, I just can't help it! I love you so much!"
Lin Haiyang suppressed his shame and finished his lines. He was embarrassed when he said a sentence, and he almost didn't laugh out loud, but he found Niang on the opposite side with a dazed face, blushing up to his neck:
Suffer, suffer... This is the feeling of being in love!
Everyone in the fandom circle must hate him to death, but they can't stand the fact that there are so many illegitimate meals and a lot of money, which made him take risks so many times and try to break the law. However, he hasn't learned any lessons for so long and is still flourishing It's so hot, the little fans are itching their teeth with hatred.
This time, it is estimated that the strong man is floating, and he is doing more and more excessively. He dared to chase after the community, and even dared to use it. Who knew that he kicked the iron plate, and was directly beaten by Lin Haiyang. Two big teeth are really happy to see !
As we all know, the relationship between fans in the fan circle is generally not very good, and they all follow the principle that no one offends me and I don’t offend others. Let alone a good relationship, even fans between husband and wife have to tear up hot searches every now and then. It is also a clear boundary to draw each other's territory, to enclose the territory and not to interfere with each other, but this time, fans of all families have reposted this Weibo:
[Rich woman's wire ball]: Forward this dried seaweed, and your idol's illegitimate child will be rubbed on the ground, and two teeth will be knocked out! ! 【Dried seaweed practice.jpg】
IDs in various formats in the forwarding, there are many fans of teammates who were always eccentric towards Lin Haiyang during the draft, all of them with hands clasped together, sincerely wishing.
[Wu Yue's little baby]: The Laver Dried Immortal blesses all my idol's illegitimate children who have been caught in the trap!
[Icebreaker]: Dried laver, please do it so that all the illegitimate bastards who chased my treasure car yesterday explode into fireworks! !
When Lin Haiyang returned home, he was very disturbed. After the man was knocked down, he wailed vaguely on the ground, saying that he was not here to fight. The police uncle who was pulled by the driver was also shocked when he saw it: Hong Kong really only looks at the appearance now It should be Lin Haiyang who is lying on the ground and rolling, right?
In the end, when I was asked in the bureau, the big man was crying with a runny nose and mouth full of blood, saying that he had beaten someone for no reason, and that all the porcelain teeth he had just made fell out, and a piece cost 1 yuan. , To make Lin Haiyang lose money, he must also pay for his mental damage.
Just as the police uncle wanted to turn around to educate the perpetrator, he saw Lin Haiyang, who was brought along with him, with big innocent and nervous Kazilan eyes, his eyelashes flickering, and he nodded in shame. That good boy, he turned his head immediately Rebuke him: "Think about whether you are wrong in everything! Why doesn't he hit others, but you? Huh?"
The crying man: ...? ?
The surveillance video was pulled out, and the enthusiastic security guard also came to testify to Lin Haiyang: "My brother, let me tell you, this man had bad intentions from the beginning! He even called a lot of people to beat up the owner." !"
When the police uncle heard this, he frowned even more, "There are others? It's just lawless, it's too much!"
Uncle Security nodded repeatedly, full of enthusiasm, and actively testified, "It's them! Surrounded by five or six people! It's simply inhumane!"
The policeman turned his head immediately, and saw four or five girls sitting on the row of chairs, trembling with fright, "..."
The monitoring was quickly finished, and it was true that the other party was in ambush here first, and it was indeed the other party who made the first move. Lin Haiyang was defending, but he couldn't find any mistakes. The police uncle came out, still hesitating: "Young man! ..."
Lin Haiyang stood up fiercely, tremblingly: "Well, is he all right?"
Just as the policeman was about to say it was okay, he thought of the face of the big man with snot and tears inside, and fell silent: "...boy, from now on, don't be so angry, and be gentle..."
Lin Haiyang nodded, still a little aggrieved: "I didn't expect him to hide..."
Policeman: ...is that why you beat someone out with two teeth? ?
In short, the transcript was made, the video was recorded, Lin Haiyang was taken home by the manager who laughed so hard, and he had to watch himself being laughed by other people on the Internet, and he covered his injured hand for a while, feeling very lonely in his heart.
His hands are a little bruised, the skin on the joints is broken, and there is some bleeding. The nail scratches on his face will probably disappear tomorrow—Lin Haiyang has practiced martial arts since he was a child, and injuries are commonplace. If you don't deal with it, just wait for the wound to dry naturally, and at most take a piece of paper to wipe it twice and you're done.
The doorbell rang suddenly. Lin Haiyang stood up and went to open the door. It was still the familiar scene. There was a big man with a dark face embedded in the small anti-theft door, but there were no two uninvited guests following him today, "Brother Ling!"
Lin Haiyang was pleasantly surprised, and hurriedly welcomed him in, "Why are you here!"
Ling Yi looked back, quickly closed the door, and then looked at him seriously: "Why did you fight with others?"
Lin Haiyang didn't know what was going on, and felt guilty, "I thought he was here..."
"Are you here to seek revenge?" Ling Yi almost didn't laugh out loud, but he still maintained his personality very dedicatedly, and taught with a sullen face, "Do you think you are a gangster? There are enemies everywhere? Besides, who is looking for revenge?" Bring four or five girls?"
Lin Haiyang was speechless, and curled up into a ball with his head down.
Ling Cheng still wanted to carry out more ideological education for a while, but when he looked down, the child's hands were almost swollen into pig's hooves, with bruises, blood streaks, and nail marks on them. Don't hit one place: "I don't know how to deal with it when I'm injured?"
Now that Lin Haiyang had something to say, he lifted up the pig's hoof with great interest, "It's okay, it will be fine in a few days!"
Ling Cheng glanced at him, and didn't want to talk to him, so he said "you wait", hurried downstairs to get the medicine kit by himself, and ran up again, "sit still."
Lin Haiyang sat there obediently, lifted the pig's trotters, and was held by a big hand, tightly clenched. Ling Cheng's palm was warm, and he was a little shy, which made his hands heat up...
"Haiyang," Ling Yan, who lowered his head and put on the medicine, suddenly spoke sullenly, "Can you sweat a little less, it's a little slippery when you hold it."
Lin Haiyang: "Oh."
The air in the room is very quiet, and the birds outside the window are chirping joyfully, one to the left, one to the right, a group of them come, it is simply a three-dimensional surround sound, Lin Haiyang raised his hand, feeling that Ling Cheng was wrapped in medicine, and he was still facing him. He blew on his big pig's hoof, and immediately retracted a little sensitively. Before he could move much, he was immediately held down by Ling Yi, "...don't move."
At this moment, the sound of a key turning the door lock suddenly came from the entrance, and a chubby middle-aged woman with curly curls stepped in, with a chicken in her left hand and a duck in her right hand, and she yelled, "Son! Eh!"
"Mom!" Lin Haiyang also responded from a distance.
Yang's mother only found out about this after seeing the trending search today. Her son reported good news but not bad news every day. He ran to fight with others, entered the game and drank tea, and she didn't know that—
Yang's mother didn't worry about anything happening to someone at all. After all, Lin Haiyang still remembers clearly the great feat of beating up the junior high school students who were blackmailed along the way in elementary school.
It's been a long time since she came to see her son. She just came back from a trip recently, feeling refreshed, and she wanted to share a lot of new things with Yang Bao. Yang's mother shook her fleshy face, stepped into the living room, and immediately saw Lin Hai Yang was facing himself, and sitting in front of him was a tall man with his back to his face, who couldn't see his face clearly. He was holding his son's hand and still holding on.
Mama Yang was startled, her double chin disappeared.
She has always known that the entertainment industry is very chaotic, chaotic is chaotic, but she never thought that her son would be forced by others, it is really deceiving, she must teach her a lesson——
Ling Cheng turned his face, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, very politely, "Hello, Auntie."
"Haiyang," Yang's mother asked Lin Haiyang sullenly, "why are you holding on to his hand?"
Lin Haiyang, who was eating melons, said, "????"
After meaningless explanations, Yang’s mother finally realized that she was just taking medicine. Ling Cheng explained while secretly adding oil and vinegar, “Haiyang’s hands are bleeding, and there are bruises. It’s so swollen. No matter, I have to deal with him or not.”
Mama Yang raised her brows upside down immediately: "Okay, you brat!! You still won't let a handsome guy give you medicine!! Handsome guy!! Are you going to piss mom off to death!!"
Lin Haiyang: "...Mom???"
Ling Cheng: "..."
Yang's mother tugged Lin Haiyang's ears a few times, and then ran to the kitchen to get chickens and ducks, leaving the two people who had just sued and been accused looking at each other, the scene was a bit embarrassing.
"...Cough," Ling Cheng spoke first, "You said you..."
"Brother Ling," Lin Haiyang smirked without holding any grudges, "Would you like to eat here tonight? We have chicken today!"
Ling Yi: ...What kind of cute little frog is this?
Lin Haiyang was afraid that Ling Yan would not stay, so he continued to Amway, "My mother's meat is delicious... dipped in light soy sauce, dark soy sauce is fine, I can eat a whole one every time!"
As Lin Haiyang talked, his saliva almost stopped ticking, Ling Cheng looked at it silently for a while, and agreed, "Okay."
So at night, when they were eating chicken drumsticks around a table, the light on the table was warm yellow, and Lin Haiyang ate without raising his head, his mouth was full of oil, not knowing that the Internet was about to turn the sky upside down——
The MV will be released on the whole network tonight, and Qing Yunzhi will add an update near the end, just in time for Shen Liuliu to die of poisoning.
Lin Haiyang happily gnawed on the chicken leg, put his mobile phone on silent and put it there to charge, the manager made two calls but didn't see it, and almost scratched his bald hair on the other side of the phone: "Haiyang, you're on the hot search again Ah!!"
Ji Xiaobing is also sitting in front of the computer now, looking at the data of the MV with good eyes: Gangzhen is actually the company's charity for her. , but they have nothing to do with herself. She is thinking about transformation, and of course she needs the approval of fans and passers-by.
The MV was officially released at [-] o'clock in the evening, and the singer's fans were also waiting. As soon as it came out, they immediately clicked into the video.
"Wow, it's finally out!! I've been waiting for a long time, I don't know what the MV is like!!"
"Before the 'MV, I didn't reveal who will perform...I looked at my sister's itinerary before, and it seems to be handed over to the actors, but emmm, this style of music is not easy to perform, right?"
"At the beginning of wodema, there is even a recommendation for minors to watch it with their guardians...is it so scary!"
Ji Xiaobing secretly answered in his heart, yes, it is so terrifying, the director has cut down the bloodiest scenes as much as possible, and still almost failed the trial...
The prelude of the dark tone passed slowly, and suddenly there was some noise from the school. The vigorous boys and girls in white shirts were laughing and playing with each other. Ji Xiaobing saw his face with a ponytail appear on the screen, and played the The screen flashes over in an instant:
"Sisters, who is the heroine? Why do I feel familiar..."
"Isn't it Ji Xiaobing? When I saw her in line 8, I knew what kind of character this character is. Gentle and stubborn little white flower 2333"
"... Don't my sister upstairs think that Little White Flower doesn't match this song at all? What did the director think..."
When Ji Xiaobing saw the word "little white flower", a tide of disgust surged out like a conditioned reflex, alas, but there was nothing he could do, the impression was really ingrained, and it was not easy to change.
The horrified screams are accompanied by the singer's deep and treacherous voice, coupled with the completely weird picture and sound effects, and there are a lot of "shivering" and "huddled together for warmth" remarks on the bullet screen, until wearing a uniform, shaved and lean Lin Haiyang, with short hair and sharp eyes, appeared, and the bullet screen was densely packed in a second:
"Lin Haiyang??? I read wrong???"
"Damn it!!! Short hair is a bit handsome, brother!! In my impression, Brother Guai has always been stupid and cute (I am not much different from Shen Liuliu), I am shocked!"
"Hong Kong Ji went to inform the sisters on the day!! The little handsome guy is really good-looking, and I really admire it too!!"
Ji Xiaobing looked at it, and after a while, the barrage behind it suddenly multiplied geometrically:
"Sister Wild Day came to see my fresh Yang Bao!! It's amazing!! Sister Ji is also pretty!!!"
"This uniform, I'm in love!"
"Woooooo what a boyfriend! My younger brother who is pulled into his arms has been so handsome for more than [-] years! He really fits this look!!"
"...When Jiejie earlier knocked out two teeth of the illegitimate student with a punch at noon, he was actually quite a boyfriend..."
Ji Xiaobing's mind flashed Lin Haiyang's stupid and cute silly smile, and he curled his lips.
The MV is not long, just over five minutes in total. With the development of the plot, not only the barrage, but also the discussion on Weibo has become more and more popular. Picture - Ji Xiaobing has not acted in such a pure female role for a long time in order to transform.
In the last 30 seconds of the MV, the policeman who had been protecting the female student was inexplicably arrested and imprisoned. Facing the well-behaved girl who smiled as usual, his pupils dilated: "It's you..."
Barrage:"??????!"
Ji Xiaobing's pure and well-behaved face slightly lifted up, squinting his eyes, revealing his sweet dimples, and pulled out a creepy smile: "Thank you."
The screen went black, then brightened again, revealing the female student's face stained with blood, her thin white wrist showing veins, holding a knife, throwing the first victim's head into the cement bucket, and the MV ended.
The bullet screen was silent for a while:
"Md, I'm going to have a nightmare tonight...Miss Ji is too sincere, is she smiling too scary?"
"Which sister mentioned at the beginning, the little white flower, came out to be beaten, this black one is darker than Lin Haiyang's leg hair, okay!!!"
"Refuting the rumors, my brother's leg hair is not black, but thick! Don't talk nonsense!!"
"Brother's aggrieved face, after all, her boyfriend Li was cheated by 2333 little black flower nb!"
Ji Xiaobing watched the discussion quickly explode after the first broadcast of the MV, and finally let go of his heart, and called Lin Haiyang to announce the good news.
Then Lin Haiyang didn't answer.
Ji Xiaobing: "...that's great."
If it's just the first release of the MV, Lin Haiyang won't be on the hot search again. The main reason is that the Japanese sisters watched the MV and happily posted pictures of Amway everywhere. They wrote articles and drew pictures, which attracted a new wave of favor. Passers-by plopped into the pit, everyone was free on Saturday night, isn't it time to play.
Lin Haiyang's impression in the eyes of passers-by is relatively simple, just three: lucky, tall, and silly.Among them, good luck accounts for a huge proportion. At present, he only has one Qingyun broadcast, and Shen Liuliu won the best newcomer. Many people attribute his performance as a half-way actor to his true performance. After all, the two are exactly the same. The silly and cute temperament is really joyful.
Today, he has broken away from the ancient costume and has shaved hairy short hair close to an inch. His eyebrows are sharp and strong, his body proportions are excellent, his long legs are small and his waist is thin, he is strong and capable, and his force value is high. Some passers-by who like a tough guy temperament are attracted to him. Then I watched the interview in Chaohua in a daze:
Is this horse riding alone? ?
Lin Haiyang didn't know, Lin Haiyang didn't look at his phone, Lin Haiyang was still chewing on the chicken, he seemed to really like Yang's mother's chicken, he didn't even want to throw away the bones, he had to crunch the chicken after eating Bite and lick a few mouthfuls before letting go.
Ling Cheng finished eating long ago, he silently looked at Lin Haiyang whose plate could be piled up into a small mountain, and then looked at him showing his fine white teeth and gnawed hard on the bone, making a toothache sound, Suddenly, I thought of a golden retriever that I used to raise next door, stupid and greedy, drooling every day when I saw people, and clinging to my feet, a good hound has grown into a big lump, and it walks like a dog All shaking.
Lin Haiyang was eating, and suddenly felt someone was looking at him, raised his eyes and asked blankly, "Brother Ling, have you stopped eating?"
"...I'm full," Ling Cheng peeked at the captured bag without blushing at all, and gave him another wing, "Eat it."
Yang's mother shouted in the kitchen, "Son, you are almost ready! The indigestion you ate last time made you roll your eyes, have you forgotten?"
When Lin Haiyang was told by her, she blushed like a monkey's ass: "Mom, Brother Ling is still here, save me some face..."
Although shy, Lin Haiyang still gnawed on the wings that Ling Yi had just clipped, crunching and crunching with great sincerity.
Ling Yi left the table, put his bowl in the kitchen, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and saw Lin Haiyang's name was listed on the trending search: "..."
He glanced at Lin Haiyang with his eyes, and in exchange for a smirk, he shook his head helplessly: "Forget it, let him see for himself..."
After Lin Haiyang finished his meal, he went out for a few laps for a walk. When he came back with a full belch, Yang Ma and Ling Yi had already gone back. He went to get his phone excitedly, and when he opened it, he saw three Missed calls, two managers' calls, one Ji Xiaobing's call, both from three hours ago.
Lin Haiyang shook his hands with a guilty conscience: "What did I do again..."
He called back to his agent, and the agent connected, and then hung up coldly, "I'm watching Weibo by myself, I'm not free." Announcement is running.
Lin Haiyang opened Weibo, and at a glance, he saw "Lin Haiyang came out to be beaten" very conspicuously hung on the search bar.
Lin Haiyang:? ? ? ? ?What did I do?
One click to open the hot search, and it is a familiar style of painting, a familiar ID, and a familiar Art:
[Sexy Day Solution Online Selling Amway]: @林海阳V Come out and get beaten! !Originally I was happy today, the uniform is very beautiful, I haven’t been happy for half an hour, you are going to feed me a knife, my tears fill the Caribbean Sea, and the cry lingers for three days, Shen Wu died Forget it, Shen Liuliu is going to die too, @清云志电视剧, are you devils riding horses! !See for yourself how the official introduction was when it first appeared on the stage! !You are so kind! ! @林海阳V You pay for my tears! !I'm crying on my bed right now, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ! !
Lin Haiyang saw the exclamation marks all over the screen at a glance, and immediately felt that Ri Jiejie's resentment was about to overflow the screen, and the underground comments were also miserable:
[It's so difficult to name it]: I cried, let him die quickly if he wants to die. After looking for his mother for so long, he was poisoned to death by his mother on the first meeting. Liuliu is still a child! !He doesn't know anything! ! !
[Choose one at random]: I thought at least Liuliu wouldn't die! !The result is still dead! !I feel so bad for that little look 55555 I have a heart attack! !
[Is the author dying today?]: I don't care, is there any big hand to help write a happy ending!Otherwise, I will be in trouble for the rest of my life, crying! !
Originally, although Lin Haiyang felt uncomfortable watching it, he didn't go on the hot search. After opening his ID, he found out that the broadcast happened to be the time when Shen Liuliu was getting his boxed lunch. The official blog of Qingyunzhi TV series specially posted A tidbit:
[Qingyunzhi TV series]: Shen Liuliu's journey in Qingyunzhi is officially over~ Here is a little tidbit of joy, I wish everyone a happy day! 【video】
The video is not long, only five or six minutes. It is the scene where Lin Haiyang was poisoned and died at the end. In the video, he has long hair tied up. The shooting scene is very messy. You can even see the wires strewn everywhere on the floor. Machine, the director's voice came from the voiceover: "Action!"
Lin Haiyang's originally smirking face suddenly turned away, and he clutched his belly with a confused look on his face. Even if there was no set, the two actors' confrontation did not make people feel like a drama at all.
Finally, when he vomited blood, Lin Haiyang pursed his lips very sincerely, and with a "puchi", he spit out a fountain from his mouth, profusely, with a huge amount of blood. The director's furious voice: "Who the hell put so much syrup in his blood bag!!!"
In just one hour, this Weibo has been forwarded more than 4000 times, and the sister Ri in the comments is in a mixed mood:
[Xiao Haiyang is looking for her mother]: click-click-look-sex-sensitivity-lin-hai-yang-on-line-vomit-blood! !
[Suddenly I feel my head is so cold]: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! !My brother's ventriloquist is amazing, the parabola of this waterfall is perfect!And it doesn't leak at all, I think ojbk, keep it up
[I don't take the blame]: ... @林海阳V Although you are very cute, you still have to come out and beat me up! !The damn man actually made me cry and laugh all night, I hate it so much! !
Lin Haiyang was in a daze, and even wanted to call Shen Liunao: Why are you doing this, it's embarrassing!
A few days later, Lin Haiyang received a call from his agent, saying that Yu Mengmeng was about to start the machine, and he had to go to Hengdian to film a movie, and he would have to stay there for at least the next three months.
Lin Haiyang panicked when he heard that, he rarely travels far, and basically travels with his parents, but now he has to go by himself, and he doesn't know what to bring and what to pay attention to.
Fortunately, both Ji Xiaobing and Wu Yue were there, they had already set off early, and Wu Yue happily sent him a WeChat message saying that the hotel provided by the crew had a small hot spring, and told him to come over and take a bath——
Lin Haiyang bid farewell to Yang's parents and Yang's mother, took his own small suitcase, and went to talk to Brother Ling next door, "Brother Ling, I'm going to Hengdian."
Ling Cheng was eating hot pot on the balcony next door again. I don't know why he likes hot pot so much. He was taken aback when he heard this, "Hengdian?"
Lin Haiyang showed him his small bright yellow box: "I'm leaving in the afternoon, my manager is with me, and they said they will stay for three months..."
Ling Cheng's chopsticks for stirring the hot pot froze, thinking how this could be done, but his face was calm and calm: "Take good care of yourself."
Lin Haiyang responded well, and boarded the plane with his ticket, his agent and assistant Qingzi.
Speaking of the little assistant Qingzi, because when I first hired her, she was just for meeting, and there was really nothing she could do to help, so every day I was too idle to pick my feet in the company. This time, when I heard that I was going to come to Hengdian , immediately recommended himself and wanted to follow.
The agent thought that the girl might be more careful and could help take care of it, so he brought her along, and now she is dancing in the cabin, sticking her head out to see the clouds outside.
The agent looked at it, and didn't know which of the two was more stupid.
Lin Haiyang was airsick, so he covered himself with a blanket and fell asleep all the way. It was almost evening when he arrived, and his manager took him to the hotel provided by the crew, and he had to educate him along the way:
"This director's name is Niang, don't ask him what his real name is, he only lets others call him by this name - a very harsh man, with a poisonous and sharp tongue, the one I took before was so angry that he cried, you know Right?" The manager didn't forget to complain, "He really hates gays, I don't know why, obviously he looks—ahem, he doesn't look like he discriminates against homosexuals..."
Although Lin Haiyang is stupid, he still understands what the agent didn't say: "Brother Ji..."
Qingzi sat next to him, staring at his round eyes: "Niang? Mother? How can someone only let others call him mother? It's too easy to take advantage of it! Then I said my English name is Di, isn't it true? Everyone has to call me Dad?"
The manager and Lin Haiyang couldn't help but fell into deep thought: What a strange angle...
When he arrived at the hotel where he was staying, Lin Haiyang saw Ji Xiaobing, but he didn't see the little gray hair, and asked blankly, "Sister Ji, where is Wu Yue?"
"Shouldn't you ask where the director is first?" Ji Xiaobing was in the process of successful transformation, with a ruddy complexion and an excellent attitude, "It seems that he ran to a hot spring. You said that this person is really strange, so we will come here for two God, he soaked it at least four times, and the skin is about to soak off..."
"Sister Ji, you don't understand," Lin Haiyang said with a deep complexion and a serious tone, "This is a hobby."
Ji Xiaobing: "...??"
Ever since Wu Yue left, Lin Haiyang had no company and was thin-skinned, so he didn't dare to take a bath alone. Now that he finally saw someone, he immediately went to the front desk to get a bath towel, changed into a bathrobe, and slapped his big feet He hurriedly ran to the male hot spring room, "Wu Yue! I'm coming!"
Although the area of the hot spring is small, it is more than enough to squeeze four or five people. Lin Haiyang wandered between the two doors for a long time, but no one answered his call, so he decided to open it. It is a public place, not a female hot spring. He should No offence--
"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
At first glance, there was a man with an unshaven beard standing in the lingering mist, holding on to his bathrobe tightly. Just as Lin Haiyang wanted to say sorry, a towel covered his face: "Get out quickly!! !"
A moment later, Lin Haiyang was sitting on the sofa in the hotel lobby, surrounded by staff walking around, looking at him with strange eyes.
In front of him was a young man of average build, with a beard, very excited, pointing at Lin Haiyang and yelling, "You did it on purpose!! You came in to take a peek at someone else's hot spring, and you didn't even knock on the door, what are you doing?" Wasn’t it intentional?? If I hadn’t covered it up quickly, I would—”
Lin Haiyang lowered his head, looked at the pair of black legs with fluttering hair in front of him, and felt very wronged, "I'm sorry...but that's obviously a male hot spring..."
The man raised his brows: "You mean that men can enter the hot springs at will, but I'm guilty of not letting men see?? Let me tell you, I'm not gay!! I'm simply angry!!"
Lin Haiyang slapped a black pot on his head, and everyone who was pressed was stunned: "I, I didn't mean that..."
Sitting next to him, Qingzi casually said, "But brother Haiyang is also a man, he accidentally entered the wrong door, why his first reaction was to be peeked... why is he looking at men when he's fine?"
The man fell silent suddenly, and fell into deep thought: It seems that what he said made sense. If he continued to scold, wouldn't he look gay?
Lin Haiyang still lowered his head, how dare he speak, he is just a younger brother.
Suddenly Wu Yue's voice came from the stairs. He had wet hair, was wearing a bathrobe, and was holding a corgi with a fat butt in his hand: "Eh? Haiyang, you're here too? Director, you're here too, what a coincidence!"
Lin Haiyang suddenly raised his head: "Director, director...!"
Niang also lowered his head, the two of them looked at each other awkwardly, the atmosphere became inexplicably strange, and finally Niang turned his head first, "Forget it, I won't pursue it this time, not necessarily next time!"
Lin Haiyang responded quickly: "Okay, okay..."
The villain in his heart is shaking lasagna tears wildly, he offended the director when he joined the group for the first time, what will he do for the next three months...
Lin Haiyang followed Niang listlessly, passing by Wu Yue, the corgi's fat buttocks trembled, and he grinned, wanting to hug him.
Niang touched it tentatively. The corgi is probably a dog raised by the staff. It has a very good temper. Anyone can touch it. It doesn’t matter if it pulls the tail. The fat buttocks are shaking. : "Male and female?"
"Ah?" Wu Yue didn't understand why the director asked this all of a sudden, but he still squatted down very professionally and took a peek at Fat Corgi's indescribable parts, and replied: "Fat!"
When Niang heard that it was a male, he immediately threw away his hands, turned his head, turned and left, and looked back deliberately, adding, "I only hug my mother."
Wu Yue and Lin Haiyang looked at each other in dismay: "...Is there something else in his words? Is he implying something?"
Corgi, who didn't know that he had been looked down upon but also disgusted, shook his butt, still grinning happily, Lin Haiyang kissed his wet little black nose, and went upstairs to sleep.
In the early morning of the next day, Lin Haiyang woke up very early. When he woke up, he was still in a daze, thinking that he was at his own home, and wanted to go to the balcony to see the neighbors, only to find that there was no balcony at all.
He went downstairs listlessly. Before Ji Xiaobing and Wu Yue got up, Lin Haiyang ran to the cafeteria of the hotel, and when he was loading his plate, he bumped into Niang head-on, "Director, director... ..."
Niang was very cold, and snorted out of his nose as an answer, "Yeah."
The two inevitably sat at the same table. Lin Haiyang was fine, with a wide heart, and he ate as soon as he wanted. When he was trying to put the last ham sausage into his mouth, he heard a sentence floating from the opposite side: "What do you think of this show?"
Oops, this is the director coming to test the actors!
Lin Haiyang almost choked, swallowed the ham sausage, and answered very poorly, "I think it's good..."
Niang was silent: "..."
Seeing his expression, Lin Haiyang knew that something was wrong, and quickly added: "I think that being able to shoot so many versions shows that it is excellent!"
Niang's heels tapped on the tiled floor, making a crisp sound: I don't know if a big man is used to wearing such high heels, he raised his head slightly, "Yes, it has been shot many times, but I want to Do it, turn this version into the most perfect version!"
Lin Haiyang bulged his cheeks: "Hmm..."
Although Niang has a shaggy beard, he has a romantic heart: "I want to shoot the beautiful love in the original book as it is, and release his light! It's not that I haven't read the previous editions, Other than the first and second editions, which ones did the hero choose? Hot eyes!"
Lin Haiyang almost spit out: "Why are you suddenly swearing..."
"Actually, you and I are not very satisfied," Niang raised his eyes, and turned a little disdainfully at Lin Haiyang's face, "Have you recited all the lines?"
Lin Haiyang regained his energy in an instant: "I recited it!"
"Then come on now?" Niang teased him with a joking attitude, "Just face me, you know that when you are acting, you have to perform against the air, understand?"
Lin Haiyang puffed his cheeks and swallowed what was in his mouth, wiped his mouth with a napkin, grabbed some messy hair, and slowly raised his eyes to look at Niang.
Niang: "???"
Lin Haiyang spoke affectionately, his eyes were like a sea, and people couldn't help but fall into it. He approached slowly, leaned on the table, and said slowly: "You know that your position in my heart is so lofty, so Noble! No one in the whole world has your status in my heart!"
He shook his head violently, turned his face in front of Niang, and said affectionately: "I respect you, pity you, love you, admire you, miss you, and make myself almost torn apart, about to collapse, this kind of feeling How can there be any disrespect in here? How can I bully you? Insult you? What I do, I just can't help it! I love you so much!"
Lin Haiyang suppressed his shame and finished his lines. He was embarrassed when he said a sentence, and he almost didn't laugh out loud, but he found Niang on the opposite side with a dazed face, blushing up to his neck:
Suffer, suffer... This is the feeling of being in love!
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