And through the sticker

Although the proposal was quick, the real marriage to Rei Furutani was in the second year after I joined my company.

In other words, it has been more than a year since that rainy day before we went to fill in the marriage application.

And according to the post-event description of the shop owner, Fugu Ling and I looked like a couple with "the eyes are shining and I can't wait to rush to fill in the rain in the next second".

Me: "...not at all!"

Although I did go back to Jiangjiang Niangniang afterwards.

But we are not in a hurry to go through the process.

"Because I want to call Sasaki Yumeko a little longer."

I signed the work document without looking up, and said nonsense.

"Furuya Yumeko sounds boring."

The very deceitful assistant blinked and nodded in agreement: "I think so, too."

In fact, it is not because of this.

It’s just that during the first few days when the idea of ​​filling in the marriage exam came up, our free time was always not right.

After a long time, it gradually became less urgent.

Anyway, for us, whether there is such a form and process is not a big problem.

When squatting by the coffee table looking for a tape measure, I said frankly: "Anyway, you are not a kid trying to divide the property for my money...but I hope you are after my money."

We bought a relatively large apartment, and we had just moved in, and I wasn't very familiar with the placement of things.

"..." Jiang Gu Ling, who was sitting on the sofa wiping the picture frame, twitched the corners of his mouth, "Why?"

I turned my head, stared at him with shining eyes, and said earnestly, "So I can use money to lure you to wear a vacuum apron to show me, and then slowly tuck it on your apron belt."

Jiang Guling: "..."

Speaking of this, I fell back, lay on Fugu Rei's lap, and started to rub around, trying to play tricks: "You let Kazami dress you up! But you don't want to wear my carefully designed clothes!!"

Jiang Gu Ling fixed my scrambling head with his hands, and mercilessly exposed the reality: "The styles and designs of your clothes are not very serious."

I was shocked, and my pupils trembled: "What's the point of wearing decent clothes! I'm tired of watching it! Did I fall in love with you to see you wearing decent clothes?"

Jiang Guling: "..."

I pushed away Jiang Gu Ling's hand, and continued to rub my hands: "I don't care, I don't care, I don't care - I won't be with you if you don't show me what you wear today - Anyway, we are not married now, I You can run easily anytime!"

Even if you are married, you still need to consider divorce. Now you only need to consider breaking up =v=.

After rubbing for a long time, my head was ruthlessly fixed by Jiang Guling again, and I lifted it slightly.

Jiang Gu Ling lowered his head slowly, looked straight into my eyes, and suddenly smiled deeply: "Don't regret it."

I uttered nonsense: "I won't regret it."

At most, my legs will be weak tomorrow.

……I am used to it.

Then I enjoyed my long-coveted Fugu Zero (vacuum apron version).

My eyes looked straight: "...Why don't you just wear it like this from now on, nicebody."

Jiang Gu Lingyun calmly changed the topic: "It's almost noon."

I didn't respond: "...really?"

Rei Furutani: "Put on an apron and start cooking."

I started to order: "Oh, I want to eat pork chop rice later."

Jiang Gu Ling didn't nod or shake his head, but gently rolled up the hanging tie with his fingers: "Cooking usually uses kitchen utensils, I prefer to use the newly bought one, I haven't tried that kind of function before. .”

I began to feel that something was wrong: "..."

Having known Rei Furutani for so long, I already have my own set of strict classifications for his expression system.

Amuro Toru Version, Fugu Zero Version, Bourbon Version.

At this point, it's the bourbon version.

The look on his face was predictable—someone was going to be unlucky.

Still a big mold.

And there were apparently only two people in the room.

I quietly picked up my phone, wanting to secretly take some precious photos as souvenirs, and by the way slowly moved towards the guest room where Harrow was staying: "Ah, it doesn't matter, you can use whatever you want..."

Hello, hello, come out! !Help me block it! !

Humans are scary! !The world needs dog hooks! !

However, Yugu Ling's words made me a little puzzled.

"..."

When did we buy new kitchen utensils?

...It is true that I changed to a big and soft bed.

Kacha Kacha took several photos, and I took a moment to glance contentedly as I moved.

Hehe... so fragrant...

A shadow suddenly cast in front of him.

Jiang Gu Ling quietly appeared in front of me with a kind smile on his face.

I:"……"

I turned my head and wanted to run inside, but the door of the guest room was quickly closed by Jiang Guling.

My back was against the door panel, and there was no way I could retreat.

I was dying: "...hello it's lunch time!"

Jiang Gu Ling smiled softly: "I just took a look, it is sleeping."

At this time, it is Jiang Gu Ling (Amuro Toru version).

I:"……"

Jiang Gu Ling kindly reminded me: "Hello went to the dog sports meeting yesterday, I was tired all day, so..."

Me: "So let's go cook something delicious for Harrow now—"

Jiang Gu Ling: "So you will remember to keep the voice softer later, so as not to wake it up."

Like a demon whispering.

Although it sounds like a very normal exhortation, but with the expression on the Bourbon version, I always feel that it is not serious.

I:"……"

After thinking for a long time, I finally figured it out: "...Why are you playing hooligans in broad daylight?"

Jiang Gu Ling looked at me with lowered eyes, and smiled like a businessman: "What I said is very normal."

I didn't answer, and gritted my teeth to retort: ​​"...and!! My voice is not loud at all!!!"

Jiang Gu Ling (Bourbon version) raised his eyebrows casually, and gently lowered his head and approached me: "You will know after you hear it."

……

I think it's too simple, it's not a question of whether the legs are soft or not, it's a question of not being able to stand up.

Xindao...ah no, there are quite a lot of kitchen utensils.

Today, in order to prove the correctness of my words, I bit my lips and pinched my palms desperately unwilling to make a sound.

However, as I expected, someone is going to have some bad luck today.

Under the torment of Fugu Zero (bourbon version), I finally couldn't hold back, and a weak voice leaked from my lips.

At this moment, he slowly approached my ear: "Don't wake up Hello."

As he said this, he decisively made some actions that would raise the volume of others even more.

He also deliberately teased/teased my ears with warm breath.

I:"……"

you are vicious……

...but the new bed is very soft.

I couldn't get up until dinner time.

The satisfied Fugu Zero glanced at the time very seriously: "It's time to make dinner."

But he didn't have the slightest intention to get up and go to the kitchen.

Me: "..." Are you serious about cooking...

Starting to dread some future honeymoons(.)

It is an ordinary afternoon to fill in the marriage certificate.

That day, I held an afternoon meeting.

When I was released from the conference room, I was exhausted and out of breath.

I looked at my pretty face in the bathroom mirror, and a sudden impulse rose in my heart.

...Well, I am a person who is often inexplicably impulsive when I am depressed.

For example, I would suddenly tidy up the room all night before reviewing for the exam all night.

So I took the car keys and went downstairs, and called Jiang Guling: "Where is it? Can you let me come here?"

Jiang Gu Ling said a location, and explained that it was not a confidential job, so he could go there.

After half an hour.

I stepped on the brakes and parked the blinding sports car in front of the uniformed staff.

Bring a gust of wind.

Then, I rolled down the window with a serious look on my face.

"Should I take a free ride? The kind that goes straight to the district office to get married, only one person can come up."

Jiang Guling: "..."

other people:"…………"

Everyone looked at Fugu Ling in unison.

Jiang Guling: "..."

After Jiang Guling got into the car, I seriously reflected: "Did I be too attractive and charming just now, like a domineering president who forced you to submit."

Jiang Gu Ling looked straight ahead and commanded domineeringly: "Hurry up, the district office is going to get off work."

I:"……"

So we quickly filled out the marriage section very domineeringly.

When the form was handed in, the staff didn't seem busy.

After I got the certificate, I couldn't help it, and asked curiously: "What if you want to get a divorce just after the marriage certificate is given to you? Can you just grab the certificate back? Or do you have to go through the divorce procedures?"

Jiang Guling: "..."

staff member:"……"

Staff: "Uh, this question..."

I was ruthlessly captured by Jiang Gu Ling.

……

When I walked out the door with my arms around my waist, I poked his waist pretending to be dissatisfied: "Won't it be more excessive in the future if you touch your hands and feet within 3 minutes of getting married."

"..." Jiang Gu Ling has completely gotten used to my out-of-the-box thinking, and quickly picked up the stalk, "Yes."

I criticized: "This shows that you are not reserved."

Jiang Guling countered innocently: "You didn't look dissatisfied last night."

I:"……"

I was shocked: "Public places! It's broad daylight! Shameless!"

Rei Furuya reached out and pinched my face: "Furuya Yumeko, I can't escape."

On my wedding day, I decided not to drink at all.

Because I found a professional photographer to follow up the shoot, I want to pay attention to expression management and image management at all times.

And alcohol is the devil.

My dad drank too much when he and my mom got married, and the image in the wedding photos they left behind was horrible(.)

...like clinging to my mom like a koala.

I'm a bit distressed that "no alcohol on my wedding day" is a difficult goal to achieve.

... After all, toast politely.

Ayano smiled confidently: "Baby, leave it to me."

After the whole wedding is over, everyone who sees me will take the initiative to hand over juice.

Even when I was a little embarrassed, they waved openly: "We understand."

I:"?"

But I don't understand.

Everyone chose to besiege Jiang Gu Ling——

After all, there are a few days in a person's life where he can bully Jiang Gu Ling wantonly without worrying about being retaliated against.

Sitting in the corner drinking orange juice through a straw, I watched Rei Fuguya surrounded by the crowd from a distance, and commented very leisurely: "It's so miserable."

There is also Ayano, who is eating soufflé leisurely at the side: "I'm going out, don't worry, you can eat the wedding feast happily, and be a fish-catching bride-this souffle is super delicious! Photographer Come and help us take pictures!!"

……

After eating a few pieces of soufflé, I was suddenly curious, and turned to look at Ayano: "How did you do it?"

Ayano blinked: "I pointed at you, and then touched my belly, and that's it for them."

I:"……"

I:"……?"

Alarm bells rang in my heart: "Wait, what did you mean?"

Ayano said cheerfully, "Tell them you can't drink anymore, your stomach will bloat—but what do you mean by 'originally'?"

I:"……"

I:"…………"

Just then, my dad just showed up.

He had obviously drunk enough, held my hands with tears in his eyes, and shook them up and down several times: "Yesterday, Mengzi seemed to be the same little girl who rolled on the ground and refused to go to school—"

I:"……"

My mother also showed up: "I know a very good hospital, the care is very attentive--"

I:"…………"

I ran away and went to chat with everyone.

Chiyo's face was full of excitement: "A boy is still a girl!! When will you be born!"

Mao Lilan sincerely wished: "It's really great! It must be very cute!"

Miyano Shiho calmly judged: "Don't drink iced orange juice."

……

I turned to look at Ayano: "How many people have you done this with?"

Ayano scratched her head: "It seems that there are not many..."

I don't know how many people Ayano has done this with, but what I can be sure of is——

She definitely did this move with Furutani Rei _(:з)∠)_.

After Jiang Gu Ling got drunk, he didn't do anything special.

He looks very calm, rational, and normal, and he doesn't talk nonsense.

They can even communicate in an orderly manner.

...but not very logical.

For example, when I wanted to open the door for him by the way, he pressed my hand and said seriously: "No need."

I oh and was about to get out of the car when he said again: "I'll help you drive."

Then he turned sideways and helped me open the car door that was already open a little.

I:"?"

...it just gets a little childish.

Not long ago, when the wedding was over, I casually asked Miyano Shiho: "How much did he drink?"

Miyano Shiho recalled it calmly and told me an astonishing number.

I:"……"

To be able to behave so normally after drinking so much is really worthy of being a former undercover agent...

I asked the driver to go home first, and turned to look at Jiang Gu Ling: "You can go by yourself, I won't support you."

... Furuya Zero can even walk in a straight line when drunk (.)

Jiang Gu Ling nodded, and said righteously: "You have to be careful."

Then he reached out to support me.

I:"……?"

A bad premonition rose in my heart.

The sober Jiang Gu Ling would definitely be able to deduce something is wrong in a second.

However, at this time, Jianggu Zero is obviously not working.

...And he talked a lot today, unlike last time when he didn't say anything.

such as.

Before I was about to take off my makeup, he leaned over and looked at me: "You look so good today."

I made things difficult casually: "Am I not good-looking at other times?"

Jiang Gu Ling blinked, with a calm face: "In my eyes, every moment looks better."

"..." I turned my head slowly, "Stop watching idol dramas."

such as.

Before I went into the bathroom to take a shower, he reminded me seriously: "Be careful of slipping."

Me: "...Isn't there a non-slip mat in our bathroom?"

Jiang Gu Ling looked at me very sincerely: "I don't want to see you make any mistakes."

"..." I threw the towel on his face, "Where did you wholesale a whole bunch of old-fashioned idol drama lines, I panicked."

such as.

When I finished washing and getting ready for bed, he approached me very naturally: "I'm very happy."

Want to post.

I:"……"

Still, the quiet drunk Jiang Gu Ling is cuter!

I thought about it and changed the subject: "Didn't I say today that from now on, my family will be your family."

Fugu Ling didn't have any family members who could come to the wedding.

I was a little concerned. I wanted to take care of Jiang Gu Ling's mood, so I offered to hold a small wedding, the kind that only invited a few relatives and friends.

I think, in this way, Jiang Guling's psychological gap may be slightly smaller at the wedding scene.

At that time, Jiang Gu Ling looked at me for a while, then smiled softly: "Mengzi, you deserve the grandest wedding."

I was stunned for a long time, and finally pretended to be natural and said: "Okay."

After taking the oath today, I secretly said to Fugu Ling on stage:

"My family is your family."

Thinking of this, I pinched the quilt and said confidently: "Then do you want to call Feng Jian cousin?"

Jiang Guling: "..."

Even if he drank too much, Jiang Gu Ling was still able to distinguish which words could be answered and which words needed to be skipped nonchalantly, so he skipped this question very naturally: "We will have a new family."

My heart moved: "..."

coming.

coming.

Ayano, this is all your work.

I thought Jiang Gu Ling was a bit amusing at this time, so I held his hand in a mysterious way and placed it on my lower abdomen: "Do you know what this means?"

"..." Jiang Gu Ling was silent for a moment, as if he was speaking carefully.

I said coldly, "No more copying lines from idol dramas."

Fugu Ling still seems to be speaking, it may be that kind of touching confession.

I paused and said slowly, "It means my joy and happiness."

I said it sincerely, and gently covered Jiang Guling's hand with both hands, interlocking my fingers.

No matter how you look at it, it is a picture of incomparable happiness.

"...ovo"

Jiang Gu Ling who wakes up tomorrow morning will definitely be able to figure out the twists and turns in an instant.

So, if you don't make fun at this time, when will you wait =v=.

then.

I said quickly and ruthlessly, "But the child is not yours."

...it's orange juice and soufflé.

Jiang Guling: "?"

I heard the sound of getting up instantly from around me, quickly covered my head with the quilt, and reached out to turn off the light.

"Sleep, good night."

After thinking about it, I added viciously: "If you talk to me again tonight, I will never talk to you again. I will do what I say."

...the perfect ending!

Tuliu Jiang Gu Ling (not so sober version) was alone in the dark and his thoughts stagnated.

Jiang Guling: "...?"

...was severely repaired the next day.