I'm a scumbag

I was born to be fearless, touch the knife and the axe, fight and let bloodletting, go to the house to expose the tiles, pee on the grave, there is nothing I dare not do.

But I'm only afraid of one thing, horror movies.When I was a child, I watched a horror movie with Lin Zi, which was considered quite scary at the time. As a result, I dared not go to the toilet in the hut at the head of the village alone for five days.I even feel sick to my stomach when I see the food that appears in the film.

Since then, I have completely bid farewell to any movies related to horror and thrillers, and only depend on comedy and humor.

"Why do you have the expression of eating mung bean flies? Are you scared?" Han Yu seemed to have discovered a new world, his eyes were shining golden, waiting to see me get embarrassed.

How could I let him succeed? Naturally, I waved my hand nonchalantly, "How could I be afraid of such deceitful things."

So Han Yu immediately discarded the extremely boring TV series, turned on the computer and found the horror movie that he had downloaded a long time ago but never dared to watch.In order to create an atmosphere, the lights were turned off and the fire was turned off.

Who can understand how I, a person who avoids horror movies so much, have to bite the bullet and accompany that kid to watch horror movies for the sake of a man's face.Han Yu used a trick, but I fell for it, and now I can only reap the consequences.

Before the movie started for 3 minutes, Shenren's voice woke up all the hairs on my body, and I wanted to cry without tears, wondering how I would sleep alone in the next few days.

Han Yu was not much better than me. He said with great fanfare that he wanted to watch a horror movie. I thought he was more courageous than the sky, but in the end he turned pale with fright and kept leaning against me.

On the night of midsummer, the two of us covered ourselves with a thick blanket and felt the back was chilly. No one would believe us if we told it.

"Li Kai~ Are you afraid?"

"I'm not afraid!" I said to be brave, but in fact I was so scared to death in my heart, it was not much better than him who was trembling when he spoke.

Han Yu glanced at me, thinking that I might be telling the truth with my face unchanged, and immediately sent a look of admiration, "You are so brave."

"It's okay, hehe!"

He moved closer to me again, and finally turned himself into a small ball and squeezed himself into my arms.

"Stop watching if you're scared?"

"I'm not afraid." Han Yu's tone was quite guilty.

"Then what are you pushing on me?"

"a little cold."

This kid is tougher than me, I couldn't help but chuckle, but I gave him a little more warmth in my hand.However, he inadvertently felt Han Yu's heartbeat speeding up, which gradually turned into trembling and heavy breathing.

Just when I was puzzled, there was a sharp groan from the computer. I fixed my eyes and found that a man and a woman were entangled with each other on the screen.Can anyone tell me if this is a horror movie or a tertiary movie?

Well, I admit, in order not to affect my sleep in the next few days, I didn't put my eyes on the screen at all, and diverted my attention with random thoughts in my mind, and I didn't even know whether the protagonist was a man or a woman.

It is absolutely a miracle that this kind of lens that can pass the approval can make him excited and naturally it will also make me excited.

"Li Kai!"

"Ok?"

"Have you done it?"

"What did you do?" I thought I might be pretending to be confused.

"With women."

If I speak so bluntly, if I pretend to be confused, people will misunderstand that I have a problem with IQ.Although it is indeed embarrassing to live to be nineteen and still be a virgin, I still confess frankly, "No!"

"Me neither, I didn't even send out my first kiss."

"Congratulations." It turned out that he was still a little chick like me, and I really didn't know how to comfort him other than congratulations on such a shameless thing.

"Want to try it?"

How to try now?Go out to find Miss? "Let's not do anything illegal."

Han Yu bumped into me and said, "What are you thinking. I mean, I mean..."

"what?"

"...Shall we try it?"

My interest is greatly increased. I wonder if it is going out to find a one-night stand or something. Although I belong to the kind of man who is not courageous when I am interested, and who is not interested in critical moments when I am courageous, it is still possible to discuss fantasy fantasy. . "How to try?"

As soon as the words were finished, Han Yu's handsome face suddenly magnified in front of my eyes, and two warm things blocked my mouth instantly.

I was struck by a thunderbolt, my brain went blank, and all thinking ability disappeared in an instant.It's not that I'm shocked, it's that I'm so shocked that I've been completely scared out of my wits, okay?Growing up, I have never been kissed by anyone of the opposite sex, whether it is on the mouth or face or any part of the body, this is definitely the first time.Of course, when I was just born, my parents must have had it, so it can't be counted.If I were kissed by a little beauty now, I might be a little excited, but unfortunately, the one kissing me now is a male animal with the exact same body structure as mine!

When he left me, he made a swallowing motion and asked softly, "How is it?"

My eyes froze as if I saw a UFO. At this moment, he came up to me and kissed me on the lips. After regaining my senses, I quickly pushed him away and said, "Hey, hey, this is a big joke."

There was a friend's smile in my tone, but the strength in my hands was so strong that I could keep people away thousands of miles away, Han Yu was pushed by me and almost fell off the sofa.Embarrassed, I just wanted to quickly avoid the three-acre land, and then got up, but I didn't want to be grabbed by the hand, and I shook him off as if I had been electrocuted.

"Stop it!"

Han Yu, who seemed to be frightened, suddenly lost his composure, pushed me down on the sofa before I was ready, and rode on me, "Can't you see?" He kissed with gritted teeth, The movement of the hand obviously crossed the [-]th parallel.

At that moment, his expression was horrifying, as if he had risked everything, even if he continued to die, he would not hesitate to die. It wasn't until this moment that I realized that he was serious.I don't know where the strength came from, but the strength of his hands suddenly became astonishingly strong, and he pressed me firmly on the sofa, obviously to use a strong method.At this moment, I really treat him as a man. To put it bluntly, I only regarded him as a little girl who grew up as a man before.

However, he is still not my opponent due to his thin stature, so I pushed him away almost without hesitation, showing no mercy at all.

Han Yu who fell on the ground was a little embarrassed, with his head down, looking lonely like a criminal sentenced to death.

At that time, I was still trying to find a step for each other, "Don't make such jokes with me in the future!" I touched my mouth, but his aggression was actually limited to his lips, shock was greater than disgust, but I still couldn't accept.

"This is not a joke!" He refused to go down this step, he yelled at me, accusing me of being ruthless. "Can't you see that I like you?"

"Are you gay?" I was condescending, like an interrogation.

"I'm not gay, I just like you!" It's better to admit it directly than to make unreasonable excuses.

This space suddenly made me feel extremely depressed, and I decided to leave.While getting dressed, Han Yu suddenly put his arms around my waist from behind, as if he was about to lose his most precious treasure, his body was trembling with fear.

"Li Kai, I really like you! Don't go, please."

It took me a lot of force to pull his hand away, almost crushing his newly healed bones again.At this moment, I just want to stay as far away from him as possible.When he turned his head, Han Yu was holding his wrist and crying, crying silently.I admit, I'm a little soft-hearted.

"Is that why you hate me so much?"

I was about to say something that made him give up, but the phone rang at this moment.It was my younger sister Li Yan who called. As soon as she got through, I heard her questioning her head and face, "What are you busy with? It took me so long to answer the phone?"

"Tell me if you have anything to say." Afraid of seeing Han Yu's desperate eyes, I turned around and faced out the window, hoping to keep out of sight.

"I'll arrive tomorrow afternoon, remember to pick me up at the station."

"Understood, hang up."

"Are you so busy? You don't even have time to talk to me for a while?" The little girl refused to let go, which made me feel upset.

"Don't you have to get up early tomorrow? Be obedient and go to bed!"

She should have heard my bad tone, so she dared to find trouble with me again, "Oh, I see."

After hanging up the phone, I passed by Han Yu, not having the courage to look at his devastated face.

"who is she?"

The phone was very loud, and it was normal for him to hear it, not to mention that I didn't avoid it on purpose.

"nothing dealing with you."

"...Is it your girlfriend?" Dejected, he didn't even have the energy to cry, leaning against the wall like a broken puppet.

Thinking about it now, I was despicable to the extreme at that time. I knew that he would misunderstand me but deliberately didn’t explain it. Even at that moment, I thought about using this phone call that we didn’t call each other to completely dispel his wrongful feelings towards me. thought.

"Han Yu... If you treat me as a friend, I am happy to be with you, but if you have other thoughts about me, sorry, you have found the wrong person!"

I opened the door and fled without looking back at him!

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