I'm a scumbag

Fortunately, he didn't have the cheek to even ask me to take off his underwear.

"Go out, no peeking!"

"You have it and I have it, no one cares."

I closed the door and listened to him talking nonsense inside, "Hey, I'll make you comfortable right away."

I think this kid may have really drunk too much today, and he himself admitted so.Going back to the private room, hanging on me and refusing to get off, he repeated over and over while playing drunk, "Li Kai, I drank too much, I feel dizzy and uncomfortable."

How come you are more drunk than just now?Is it because the body loses water and the alcohol concentration increases?He was so drunk that he couldn't even open his eyes.

"Then stop sticking to me and just lie down for a while."

"I don't, keep warm against you." Riding on my lap, he pouted, holding my neck like a koala with one hand.Seeing that I was about to speak to him again, he immediately showed a face of grievance, and pretended to cry and said, "Ugh!!! Do you hate me?" My nose burst into tears, and my overalls had to be washed tonight. .

Well, you drank too much and I don't have the same knowledge as you. "Okay, okay, don't hate it, don't hate it, you can do whatever you want."

"It's not too bad, lend me a shoulder to lean on for a while, or I'll spit on you." After speaking, she lay comfortably on my shoulder, taking me as a pillow for granted.

I doubt if this kid is acting!But it is true that his wrist was swollen like a pig's trotter, and the wooden board was pinched against my chest, which made my heart ache.Forget it, knowing that he feels wronged and uncomfortable, it's normal to find someone to comfort him.

"Li Kai!"

"Ok?"

"I drank too much today."

His breath hit my ear, itching so much that I wanted to go up and scratch it. "Well, I can see it."

"Don't blame me if I'm drunk and crazy."

You are not playing! "Okay, okay, I don't blame you."

He smiled, rubbed my neck, and said nothing.After a few minutes, my name was called again, "Li Kai!"

"Ok?"

"are we friends?"

"of course!"

"Best friend?"

"En! The best." I put my hands behind my head, thinking to myself what is the concept of a friend?Is it like now?Cry with him, laugh with him, let him occupy my thigh, and quietly listen to him complain about the injustice of life.

Lin Zi and I are also friends. We have spent more time together since childhood than I have with my parents.But he and I have never been so intimately attached to each other before.At most, when he drank too much, he was resisted upstairs like a sack, and then threw him on the bed with an over-the-shoulder throw.

Imagine the scene where the kid suddenly got up from the bed and rode on me, babbling nonsense to me while being coquettish on me, and even stained me with the smell of alcohol to make me join him.

I clenched my fists instantly and my whole body tensed up. In my fantasy, I kicked the big and round Lin Zi three feet away!deserve it!Who made him not cute enough!It caused all the hairs on my body to stand up on guard, stand upright, and solemnly protest.

I finally realized that I am actually a member of the Appearance Association, otherwise, how could I tolerate this kid on my body occupying my strong thighs and ruthlessly taking away what should belong to my girlfriend for the first time.

I have no resistance to cute children, just like the little brother next door to my house. Every time he sees me, he hugs my leg and begs for a lollipop. I can’t refuse his innocent and pitiful eyes. , spent all the change left in his pocket and left a promise: I will buy it for you next time.

It turns out that Han Yu has always been regarded as a younger brother to tolerate his excessive dependence. Whoever made me become an older brother after my mother's womb, I am born with overflowing sympathy.

"Li Kai!"

"what happened?"

"I am cold."

Don't talk to me in this tone, it's easy for me to misunderstand that I'm holding a coquettish little beauty.I wrapped my arms around his back and patted him again and again, "Are you feeling better?"

"En~~" "...Li Kai!"

"what happened again?"

"I am drunk."

I have a good memory and don't have to repeat 67 times. "I know I know."

"I'm so sad~"

"It's uncomfortable, isn't it..." I was stunned before I finished speaking, and he twisted his body as if he had lice.Of course, this was not the main reason why I was stunned, the hand that was still able to move freely was covering his own lower body was the culprit that surprised me so much.

Young people don't know what kind of business it is. I have experienced sex after drinking.The moment I was very hopeless, my old face flushed, and I said with a squeak, "Then you can solve it yourself, and I will guard the gate for you."

"OK."

Han Yu said good words but didn't mean to get off my body, and was afraid of pushing his injured arm away, so he said, "Be obedient, get up quickly."

"My hand~"

"Did I touch you?" I hurriedly checked his injured arm, which was hanging from a plank, but Han Yu raised his other hand to show me, "This one hurts."

Whoever hurt your hands and harbored evil intentions deserves it! "Then just bear with it."

"Do you consider me a friend?"

Does it have anything to do with it? "of course."

"Then help me."

"Ah?" I widened my eyes and thought I had an auditory hallucination. This kid actually asked me to help with that? "What an international joke!"

"Friends should help each other."

Nonsense, why didn't Xiao Linzi and I help each other like this? "Stop talking nonsense!" I was so flustered that I just wanted to send this kid outside to blow dry to sober up. "Get up quickly, I'll take you home."

Han Yu looked at me sadly with drunken eyes, "Please, I'm really uncomfortable."

I am most afraid that he will show this kind of eyes to me. How can I stand up to his soft bombardment, "Xiaoyu, you drink too much!"

This is a warning, but he, who has a short-circuited brain, misinterpreted my meaning. "Well, that's why I feel uncomfortable. Help me, just once." He moved his body with difficulty, found the most comfortable position, and firmly controlled me.

"Of course you have to do it yourself, how can you ask others to help you?"

"If I can use my hands, I won't beg you." After finishing speaking, he suddenly took my hand to cover the desire-desire he had raised his head, and I lost all thinking ability in an instant, only dumbfounded and stiff.By the time I recovered a little thinking ability, he had already unzipped the bird and pulled the bird out for a walk.

My hand really wanted to leave that thing that I shouldn't have touched at all, but a certain seriously injured person suddenly became extremely powerful and held my hand tightly. "It's just that I have trouble moving and need your help. Why are you so nervous?... Hurry up, let's go home after we're done."

Except in the bathhouse, this is the first time for me to appreciate the key parts of the same sex so closely. To be honest, it is not as disgusting as I expected, because his hair is really beautiful.It's just that the temperature is too high and my palms hurt.

"Ah~~ Good, so comfortable~~ Hurry up." Han Yu's voice suddenly became low and seductive, leaning against my ear and murmuring continuously, even more dreamy than AV actresses.I, whose brain was in a dull state, was dragged into the water by him at some point, and actually followed his instructions to provide him with services that were not within the scope of the service.

Seeing that I was hooked, he simply let go of the hand that tempted me to commit a crime and just waited to enjoy it. His small face was pressed against my neck tightly, and the breath he exhaled burned my skin like a heat wave.The mouth was haunted by my name, "Li Kai~Li Kai~"

"Shut up!" It's already audacious to do this kind of thing in my workplace, and if you call me by my name in such a tone, if people outside hear it, they won't think I'm cheating on you!In the future, if my gangster boss finds out and doesn’t peel off my skin and chop my bones, stew it, stew it, eat my meat.

Even though his mouth was covered, he couldn't stop him moaning and moaning. I just wanted to make a quick decision and didn't dare to look at his face that fascinated all living beings.

Some people in this world can't look carefully, and they can't get out of their eyes easily.They were all raised by their fathers and mothers. How could this kid have such good skin, and how could his eyelashes be so dense.I quickly moved my eyes away and closed my eyes tightly, speeding up the movements of my hands and sending him to orgasm as quickly as possible.

Fortunately, this kid's body was too weak and the battle ended within 3 minutes, otherwise I might have regretted halfway and pushed him aside and ignored his life and death.

"Get up?" I held a hand full of liquid and prepared to clean up the battlefield.

When I looked down and saw that little bastard was lying on top of me and fell asleep, I felt like strangling him to death.

I left Lin Zi to clean up the mess in the private room. He naturally owed me a big favor when he got his girlfriend last night. How dare he not help me if I have something to do today.

Han Yu slept like a dead pig and was carried home by me. He didn't wake up all the way up and down the stairs and the bumps of the car, but I couldn't sleep because of wild thoughts.

The hateful thing is that the boy rubbed his eyes and asked me blankly when he got up in the morning, "Huh? Li Kai, when did you come?"

I questioned him with two big panda eyes, "Don't you remember what happened yesterday?"

He thought foolishly for a long time before rubbing his head and saying, "Oh, I drank too much."

"and then?"

"Then?" He scratched at the chicken coop-like hair, "I don't remember!"

Who made my hands gooey last night?You don't even remember! "I really don't remember?" But looking at the expression on his face as a patient with amnesia, it seems that he did not lie.Those who don't know are not guilty, what else can I say.It can only be regarded as playing a drunken madness with him, watching flowers while drunk.

"I didn't do anything embarrassing last night, did I?"

"No!" I said in tears.

For many days after the incident, he repeatedly asked me what happened that night. I was annoyed by his questioning, so I had no choice but to avoid the seriousness and say that he was drunk, and I had to be wronged and carry him all the way home.

After hearing this, Han Yu blinked his long eyelashes to verify whether my words were true or false. Seeing that I nodded affirmatively, he smiled triumphantly, and kept saying that I was enough.

Clutching my forehead, I secretly wanted to go up and stab him in the third leg, to see if he would dare to harm an innocent boy like me in the future.

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