I'm a scumbag

My name is Li Kai, Muzi Li, and Kaixuan Kai. Standing on the street and shouting, there must be several names that respond so ordinary that they cannot be more ordinary.Eighteen years old, nineteen years old, looks passable.

Don't blame me for being narcissistic, I'm just telling the truth. With a height of 1.7 meters [-], coupled with the facial features inherited from his mother, he was considered a romantic figure in school.But if you really want to compare, my younger sister who is twinned is better than me.

Almond eyes and cherry lips, gentle and pleasant, and a smile full of peach blossoms, will definitely fascinate all unmarried young men in the village.In fact, only I, who knows her well, knows how arrogant and unreasonable that girl is, arrogant and domineering, and I can't find the slightest bit of femininity in her whole body.

Let’s take the fight when I was a child. I just pressed her on the kang and gave her a symbolic spanking twice, and she jumped up and grabbed the flesh on my shoulder until I begged for mercy and gave her The candied haws were all given to her, and she let go of her small white teeth.While nibbling the syrup on the hawthorn, I watched triumphantly as I wiped the blood on my shoulders. So far, there are still obvious small tooth marks on my shoulders.

Combining my sister's domineering and strong personality, lofty ideals and ambitions, and good grades that are at least several points higher than mine, I decided to give up my studies before the college entrance examination and gave her the only chance to go to college in my family.This is not greatness, this is throwing pawns to save the car, sacrificing 70.00% of hope and preserving [-]% of opportunities. All the future hopes of the Li family are left to her alone.In fact, thinking about it carefully, she is much more stressed than me.

I chose to drop out of school, and not long after that, I went to the city with my friends from the same village and worked as a waiter in this KTV.

At the beginning, I was really not used to it. After all, it is a job of serving people. We watch people eat, stand while they play, and smile every day (don’t get me wrong, we just serve with a smile).After a long time, I got used to it. Not only did I get used to it, but I also seem to like this job more and more recently.

Although you can't learn much knowledge here, you can exercise your temper and patience, as well as your eyesight.And I can get a lot of tips, which is even higher than my salary at the end of the month.If we continue to do this for several years, we will soon be able to pay off all the foreign debts owed by my family.

Of course, not all waiters can get as much tips as I do, it's a matter of talent and luck.The fortune teller said that my luck this year is particularly good, not only the fortune is prosperous, but also the nobles will help me.

No, I just sent all the money back to my hometown yesterday, and I was worrying about where to drink the northwest wind this month, so I picked up two packages of big customers in the evening. 301 There are three men and two women, the consumption has already exceeded a thousand, and they are still adding wine. Such customers will at least give me an "old man's head" when they leave. 303 is a group of second-generation ancestors, regular customers who come here every three days. As long as they have desserts, they can get at least two tips when they go in to toast at an appropriate time. However, they always choose the largest prince bun on the fifth floor. I don't know what's wrong with my height and chose my middle bag.

Hey, there is no way, even if people are lucky, they can't stop it.

"Li Kai, 302 is ready to pick up customers!"

The little beauty at the front desk is just like my sister, she looks so pretty, but she doesn't speak softly at all. Is it true that girls are like this nowadays?What a man!

But having said that, it's already one o'clock in the middle of the night, why are you still arranging guests for me?You don't want me to get off work, do you?

"Hey, I've already picked up two packages, why do you still arrange for me?" In fact, it's not that I don't want to pick up, but I just don't want to make a big deal out of small things.

"I haven't finished packing the other small bags. You have the ready-made ones. If you don't arrange them with you, where can I arrange them? Why? Do you have an opinion?"

I don't dare to have an opinion. If you sue me later, I won't even think about accepting the package for three days.Under such threats, I had no choice but to smile flatteringly into the walkie-talkie, "It's too late for me to be happy to earn more, how can I have any objections."

"It's almost the same. The customer has already gone up. There is only one person. You can go to the elevator to pick it up. By the way, it's best to let him buy the order first, so that I won't have to work overtime."

You don't want to work overtime, do I?I haven't eaten for a day, and I'm so hungry that I want to cry and sleepy to death, but facing the "God" that appeared in front of me, I still stood in a standard posture, bowed thirty degrees, and said politely, showing a row of neat teeth, "Hello, welcome!"

To be honest, when I said hello, I didn't look at the person's face at all, and I didn't even see clearly whether the person was male or female.So when I looked up at the culprit that kept me from getting to get off work on time, I froze in shame.

White shirt and jeans, undyed straight black hair, clear eyes, small nose, thin lips, looks very clean like a high school student.The first impression he gave me was that he was quiet!Please forgive me for using such a word that usually describes girls to describe him, I really can't think of other adjectives besides this.

He is said to be quiet because of the breath on his body, which is as fresh and lonely as moonlight.Coupled with his delicate facial features, it is really easy for people to fall in at a glance.

Don't get me wrong, I have always supported the truth that same-sex repels and opposite-sex attracts, and I have never had any unreasonable thoughts about any man, it's just pure envy and hatred.Women are hostile to those of the same sex who are more beautiful than themselves, and this symptom also exists in some men, such as me.

The reason why I was stunned by him was mainly because it was strange. His image was completely incompatible with the guests here and the bright and colorful environment here. It is hard for me to imagine that such a simple-looking person would patronize such a place with eighteen forbidden places.For a moment, I even wanted to ask him: Little brother, did you just come here from school to ask your dad to come home for dinner?

"How to get to 302?"

Obviously, my guess was wrong. "Oh, this way please!" Fortunately, I didn't lose my composure too much, but when I was about to turn a corner, I still couldn't help taking a sneak peek in the direction of the elevator. Is he really the only one?

Forget it, I don't care if you come to Haoge to relieve stress or find a girl to have fun, or find a corner to cry bitterly after falling out of love, it has nothing to do with me.After delivering the goods and collecting the money, the master of the two packs is still waiting for me to serve. If the service is not good and I can’t collect the money, I will lose a lot. As for this one, he must be the one who has no money to give tips, and do his job well. That's it.

Contrary to my expectation, he was very happy and told me to order casually according to the minimum consumption, without even looking at the wine list.Of course I will pick the things with high commissions and put them on the top, regardless of whether he drinks beer or not, I will start with half a dozen.I was also afraid that he would go back on his word and ask me to quit the drink, so I just opened all the bottles for him.

"Sir, do you need anything else?" This is the rule, no matter how old you are, you have to be called Mr. If you want to get close, you can just call him brother, but I can't say the word "brother" with this face.

He glanced at the six bottles of beer, four snacks and a small fruit plate on the coffee table, and gently floated three words to me, "No need."

"If you don't need anything else, can you settle the bill first?" After paying the bill, I won't worry about you running the bill!

"How many?"

"268 yuan!" These things are up to 68 yuan outside, our boss is really black!

Without saying a word, he took out three hundred from his pocket and gave it to me, "You don't need to look for it!"

Wow, he's even more generous than I thought.So I sent a bunch of cute smiles like a dog, and asked with concern, "Sir, do you want to call a singer?"

His face immediately turned red. Although the light was dim, I could still see him clearly.

"No, you go out first."

"I'm right outside the door, just call me if you need anything."

He nodded and then ignored me again, and my interest disappeared immediately.

Some things in this world are like this, and many expected things often turn out to be unexpected.Like I thought the guest wouldn't tip and ended up tipping me instead.But the customer who should definitely tip me did not tip me.It's not that my service is bad, it's because they just spent all the money in their pockets when they checked out, and I can't be cheeky to ask for the remaining 20 yuan for a taxi, right?

The other group of guests just drank and lay down. When they left, none of them were sober and I helped them into the car one by one. I guess they didn’t even remember where their own homes were, so they still had the heart to give me a tip.

After cleaning up the mess of the two bags, I took out the 32 yuan in my pocket and looked at it again and again. Finally, I laughed. I still can’t starve to death. Although the money is not much, it is enough for me to eat for three days at least. .

In the private room opposite, there was still background music, and no one sang.I don't know what that kid is doing?Drinking alone?What a strange man.

I couldn't help but glanced in through the small window on the door, the light was too dim, and I didn't even see anyone.I was worried that he was doing something wrong in the private room, such as playing with illegal drugs or something, so I knocked on the door and entered the room on the grounds of cleaning up the table.

Strangely, there was no one in the room.Is it already gone?I wish for it!

It's a pity that I thought too beautifully, maybe he drank too much, and he was vomiting in the bathroom.

"Little brother, did you drink too much?" There was a person standing beside him, but I didn't see it just now because of the position.I was about to retreat and wait, but I accidentally saw the man's hand, which seemed to be plotting something wrong.

This is the first time I have encountered such a situation. Although there have been customers who took advantage of the toilet in the past, they were all women without exception.Molesting a man, is this simply perverted!

My guest may have drunk too much, and his reaction was not sensitive enough, so he pushed and pushed several times in annoyance but did not avoid the salty pig's hand.I really couldn't stand it anymore, I swaggered in and patted the man's shoulder, "Brother, are you his friend?" I asked politely with a smile on my face, but I pulled him away calmly. behind me.

The "pig man" would use the slope to get down the donkey, and his old face flushed with embarrassment and said, "Yes, we are friends."

"Oh, can I trouble you to settle the bill for him? It's [-] yuan in total!"

The colorful expressions flew across the man's face one after another, it was absolutely wonderful.In the end, that person naturally slipped away.

I looked down at the drunk hanging on my body, it was really pretty, no wonder even men wanted to tease him!

Working in this kind of place can't meet a few drunk guys every day, and most of the time I don't pay attention to it.But I couldn't bear to see him. Maybe because of the 32 yuan, I gave him a paper towel, a cup of warm water, and two words of concern.

Hanging on my body, he kept looking at me blankly, thanked him softly, and asked: "Can, can you help me go back?" Actually, even if he didn't tell me, I still planned to do so.

It's a pity that this kid doesn't have a long memory and still holds the bottle to drink like his life, weeping silently while drinking, and even dumped me a hundred and a half dozen to continue drinking.I suddenly lost interest in earning a commission, and I only opened a bottle of wine for him.I, who was supposed to leave, stood silently at the door, looking at him who was lying on the sofa, smoking and drinking, at a loss.

"Come on, have a drink with me!"

"Sorry, the company stipulates that alcohol is not allowed during working hours."

"Drink with me, and I'll give you money." He slapped a pile of money on the coffee table in a cool manner, how could I not be moved when I saw the money.It's bullshit not to drink alcohol during working hours. I drank more than five bottles tonight alone, and this one is not bad.

So I hesitated for a while pretending to be embarrassed, and finally picked up the wine bottle, "As long as you are happy... I respect you, let's do it first!"

He smiled and watched me drink a bottle of wine upside down, patted the sofa next to him and motioned me to sit down, "...Can you sing? Sing a song for me."

Originally, I wanted to find a cheerful song to make him happy, but he chose to listen to the extremely sad song, which happened to be my favorite song.

When I heard this song for the first time last year, I was fascinated by its sadness. I listened to it when I was sad, and used it as an excuse for a man to cry.

Looking back, he didn't know when he was drunk and collapsed on the sofa, and the smoke filled his face. I couldn't see his sadness. I only felt that the thin figure was shrouded in loneliness and loneliness and had nowhere to hide.

"What's your name?"

"Li Kai!"

"What a sad name."

sad?It's the first time I've heard someone say that, and I don't understand the meaning of his words.

He buried his head in the sofa, grabbed my hand as if to express the sadness, "Sing it to me again, okay?"

Later, I always thought that if I hadn't meddled in my business that night and hadn't sung that song for him, maybe he and I would have just been each other's passers-by, disappearing the moment we turned around.

In the night when I miss you, I cry so weakly, let the autumn wind take away my thoughts and take away my tears, I have been quietly waiting at the place where we met...I couldn’t have predicted that at that time, This song has become a true portrayal of our future life like a curse!

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