There is a terrible disease called control

Gu Qu looked at He Wei next to him, and felt like a cat basking in the sun beside him.Couldn't help stretching out his hand to silence his short hair.

An old woman with her grandson trembled past beside her, scaring back He Wei's few charming thoughts.

"Well, just wait for me a little longer, I'll be fine soon." He Wei wriggled a bit, trying to tell Gu Qu that his digestive system was working hard to get rid of the contents in his stomach.

"Well, don't worry, it's good to sit here."

By the time He Wei finally digested part of the contents of his stomach and could walk in a normal posture, it was already half an hour later.He Wei took him to a nearby small street. There were many specialty shops on the small street, and one of them was a small shop that made all kinds of key chains by hand.

Gu Qu picked a lot, and finally chose a hand-stitched elk.

"Will your sister like this?" Gu Qu turned around and asked He Wei.

"Should be." Then He Wei took down a fat man made of soft clay from another shelf, and the fat man was holding a blood-stained butcher knife. Ridiculously small if the button packs it up.

When the two checked out and left, Gu Qu handed He Wei a wrapped gift.

He Wei opened it and saw that it was actually the elk that Gu Qu had chosen earlier.

"Hey, you got it wrong, this one is for He Jing." He Wei stood up the box and showed it to Gu Qu.

Gu Qu looked at it and said: "That's it. I thought about it, and I always felt that He Jing would not like this, so I chose a silver crown pendant. But this elk is so cute, I really can't bear to put it down." , so I bought it for you.”

He Wei poked the elk's horns, and hung this cute little thing on his key.Then he turned his head and asked Gu Qu: "Isn't it a little girly to hang up like this?"

Gu Qu took out the key from the elk key chain that he was wearing from his pocket, looked at it carefully and replied: "It's a very mother."

After speaking, the two laughed together.

Each of the shops here is unique, and there is even a small shop that specializes in adventurer-related peripherals.It made the two big men who hated shopping until two o'clock in the afternoon that they ended their sightseeing trip on this street.

After that, the two of them didn't look like real sightseeing trips, but wandered aimlessly on the streets, seeing places of interest before going in to visit.Although He Wei grew up in this city since he was a child, He Wei has never been to many places by himself.

Back home at night, He Wei went online to make materials, and saw lively people chatting in the guild.

[Guild] Losing to the night: I am really ashamed today.

[Guild] Teenager Bao Frog: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Guild] Losing to the night: ... a group of sluts.

[Guild] momo: No more ink marks, let's tell a story.

[Guild] Losing to the night: We asked me to go on a blind date yesterday. I didn't want to go, but when I went today, the girl is quite nice, I think it's the type I like.

[Guild] doubleQ: It's not shameful to like your blind date partner.

[Guild] Losing to the night: It wasn’t shameful at first, but I was too nervous, and I couldn’t think of anything to talk about for a while. I wanted to talk to someone I was familiar with, but I ended up talking to her about Navier Stowe The existence and smoothness of the Kex equation... She will definitely think I am a weirdo TAT.Now I have no chance at all.

[Guild] Boy Frog Bao: Let me go, what is this equation or something.

[Guild] Losing to the night: Simply put, it is one of the top ten math problems in the world.

[Guild] Hook three and four: ...

[Guild] momo: ...

[Guild] Junior Bao Frog: Night, what do you major in?

He Wei looked at the content of the night, and sat alone at the desk laughing, this night must be a joke, how can someone be so stupid when they are on a blind date, talking about the top ten math problems in the world with the blind date.

There was a sound of opening the door of the living room, and when he was on guard, he heard He Jing cursing.

"I'm going, today is really unlucky."

He Wei stood up and stood by the door, watching He Jing slam the high heels off her feet, and sat on the shoe stool at the door with an angry expression on her face.

"What's the matter?" He Wei knew that if he didn't ask now, it would be too late when He Jing bored himself to the point of having a seizure.

"What's more, didn't I go on a blind date today? I seem to remember that I was engaged in mathematics. Then they introduced me to someone who actually discussed that equation with a person who graduated from a literature major. Vienna?"

"Existence and smoothness of the Navier-Stokes equation?" He Wei asked tentatively.

"Yes, that's it. It's said to be one of the top ten math problems in the world. Did he f*ck do the problems and ruin his brain?"

"..."

It turns out that the stories in fairy tales are not all lies.Moreover, sometimes it has to be said that evil fate is also a kind of fate.

After He Wei comforted He Jing, he retreated into the room and lost to Ye Ye silently and privately.

[Private Chat] Elk Lost: Uh, if you really like this girl, I recommend that you chat with her about some down-to-earth things next time, for example, games, adventurers and so on.

[Private chat] Losing to the night: I wanted to chat before, but I think girls generally don't like games.

[Private chat] Elk Lost: But they don't like math problems...

In the end, He Wei had a brother-in-law who majored in applied mathematics and a sister who majored in Chinese classical literature.

In the next few days, He Jing could always find various reasons to be busy, and every time he sent He Wei and Gu Qu together.He Wei and Gu Qu walked almost every corner of T City.

The two of them are like two old friends who have been together for a long time, as if everything they do has been done a million times.

Taking advantage of the cold weather, Gu Qu and He Wei gave up the bustling food stalls and noisy bars, and instead sat on the sightseeing bridge near the hotel with wine to drink.Two boring people ask each other questions alternately.

"When was your first love?" Gu Qu asked.

"When I was in college." I had a crush on a senior at the time, and it should count as a crush.He Wei only said the first sentence and didn't say the last sentence, so it was his turn to ask: "When did you first fall in love?"

"I haven't been in a relationship since high school." When Gu Qu said this, he suddenly thought of something, sighed with emotion, and continued: "Don't talk about this, it's too disappointing. Come on, cheers."

"Dry."

"I'm going back tomorrow. There will be something different this time. I didn't expect it to be the same. Hey." Gu Qu sighed, deformed the soda can in his hand, and threw it into the trash bag.

Hey, what should end will end after all.He Wei raised his head to look at Gu Qu, in the haze of drunkenness, he could only see Gu Qu's sharp jaw.

Sometimes, He Wei wondered whether he could really have sex after drinking, or whether the alcohol had strengthened his cowardly courage, so he kissed Gu Qu while he didn't check for a while, he thought about it, and finally The bad ending is that Gu Qu thinks that the elk has a perverted younger brother.But I don't know if it's because Gu Qu is also drunk, but Gu Qu is actually responding to his kiss.

He Wei thought, if possible, let's treat this night as a gift from God.

The next day, the exhausted He Wei was awakened by bouts of abdominal cramps. He tossed and fell from the bed and rushed to the bathroom. Left, leaving only a mess.

Standing under the shower, He Wei combed the hair scattered on his forehead to the back of his head with his fingers, and let the hot water wash over his skin. He, he felt that his previous prediction was completely wrong. He had hoped that he could Continue to play with butcher as if nothing had happened, and now he finds that there is no way for him to continue to pretend as if nothing had happened.If he was only curious about Butcher before, then in these days of contact, he has already fallen in love with this person.

The front desk called to ask if they wanted to check out.

"Get back." He Wei stood up and picked up his clothes. A small box rolled out of his coat pocket. He Wei walked over, picked up the small box from the ground, took a deep breath and clenched the box tightly. The hard paper corners It hurts the palm of the hand,

It seems that the adventurer should not be able to continue playing, but before leaving the adventurer, he still has one thing to do.

He Wei went online after returning home. He got the blueprint of [Glutton Heart] when he was playing dungeon, and planned to make it quietly to surprise Butcher. Now it seems that it has a better effect.

[Private Chat] Elk Lost: Binghe, are you busy?

[Private Chat] Icebreaker: No, I'm probably the most idle person in the guild right now.

[Private Chat] Elk Lost: I want to ask, where did that gluttonous heart come from.

[Private Chat] Glacier Breaker: Oh, the gluttonous heart is the hidden boss Yuchu who wants to fight the emperor, she will drop a necklace, and then take it to the foundry town, where it is cast with the essence of flames.

[Private chat] Elk Lost: Do you have to want the H version of the Emperor's Death?

[Private Chat] Icebreaker: I'm not sure about this, anyway, I'm using the H version.

[Private Chat] Elk Lost: Thank you.

He Wei asked what he needed in the end, so he sold everything in his backpack, bought a Ruth Emperor gold group at a high price, and got the last material needed for the heart of Ruth Emperor.Then this orange ornament was made in the foundry town.

Perhaps he could deliver the trinket to butcher himself.

It's just that He Wei waited for several days and didn't see Butcher go online. Thinking about it, on such a chaotic night, there would be no chance for Butcher and Elk to meet again.He made a parcel and mailed the jewelry to Butcher.Originally, He Wei wanted to delete this character, but the mouse hovered over Xu Xiu's delete button, and he couldn't click it in the end.Even though this account was not practiced by himself, he still had an unforgettable experience in his life because of this account.

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"If you keep pretending to be dead, I'll call your mother." He Jing walked in, kicked He Wei off the bed, then tore off the bed sheet and quilt that smelled heavily of alcohol, and opened the window .

The cold wind of late autumn poured in, and He Wei, who was only wearing a shirt, shrank into a ball with the cold.

"Leave me alone, I'll just be sad for one more day today, and I'll be back to normal tomorrow." He Wei squirmed toward the window sheltered from the wind, and was caught by He Jing.

He Jing grabbed his collar and shouted in a sharp voice: "You look like a ghost now, I'll give you half an hour now to wash off the bad smell on your body, and then wash off the smell in your hair. All the mushrooms were pulled out, and then we went out to meet someone."

"I don't want to see people." He Wei was still squirming.

Under the clutches of He Jing, He Wei still wanted to run away. He was looking for death. He Jing grabbed him by the collar and dragged him back, saying with a dark face, "Don't make me say the same thing a second time."

He Wei looked at his cousin who was like a yaksha in front of him, his eyes were wide open.Then I rolled and crawled to take a bath.

He Jing took He Wei to Sky Plaza, then pushed He Wei down, and drove away in the car.He Wei gathered the collar of his coat and walked aimlessly in this place.

He still remembered that he and Gu Qu were sitting on the east bench.Now there was a tall young man in a hat sitting on the bench, feeding the pigeons there. After he finished feeding the things in his hand, he clapped his hands and stood up.

"I'm about to freeze to death." Gu Qu opened his arms to He Wei and asked with a smile, "Can you give me a warm hug?"

"I'm afraid not." He Wei stood there without moving, and continued, "Because I'm about to freeze to death."

Gu Qu came over and pulled He Wei into his arms and said, "Then let's keep each other warm."

"I didn't expect that I've only been away for a few days, and it has become so cold here." Gu Qu put He Wei's cold hands into his pocket, and found a matcha-themed dessert shop nearby.

The reason why I chose this place is not because they are very artistic, but because this store looks very warm.

"Why are you back?" He Wei asked.

"This is a long, long story, and I'm going to tell it slowly." Gu Qu frowned and put down the coffee cup, muttering in a low voice, "Matcha is so bad, why do people still like it?"

When Gu Qu was in high school, because of his appearance, height and many other reasons, he managed to get the school belle.But it was also from then on that Gu Qu began to doubt his own sexuality. He felt that he didn't like women, even a beautiful and pure woman.

Later, Gu Qu came out of the closet and was severed by his family.I live alone in City Y, except for occasional drinking in gay bars, I spend all day playing games online.

It wasn't until he met the elk that he lost his way that he began to feel that maybe he wasn't necessarily a pure gay, but that he hadn't met the right person, so he went to T City to meet the elk without hesitation, but in the end, he missed him The elk who has been with him for a long time has no interest at all, but finally fell in love with the elk's younger brother.

"Later, I thought, it seems that I can't straighten up anymore, so I planned to go to the elk to apologize." Gu Qu said.

He Wei was about to open his mouth, but was stopped by Gu Qu, who only heard Gu Qu continue: "In the end, when He Jing heard that I was with you, that vicious voice seemed to crawl to my side along the radio waves. strangle me."

"Yes, my sister is indeed a bit violent." He Wei touched the rim of the cup, not knowing how to protect He Jing's image.

"I was just thinking, it's great to have such a family." After Gu Qu finished speaking, he laughed without knowing what he thought of, and he continued: "In the end, she actually told me that you are actually the elk, and I was relieved at that time , I think it’s okay, thankfully the elk is not her, thankfully I fell in love with the right person.”

"I'm sorry, but I didn't mean to lie to you."

"If you really want to apologize, it should be me. I patted my ass and ran away after eating and wiping it up. Now I want to come back and take responsibility, is there still time?" Gu Qu asked.

He Wei nodded unreservedly and replied: "It's too late, it's too late."

Hearing He Wei's answer, Gu Qu heaved a long sigh of relief, and said, "Fortunately, I had time, otherwise I would have quit my house and my job, and I would be living on the streets tonight."

"By the way, I have something for you." He Wei dug out the butcher's keychain from his pocket and handed it to Gu Qu.

Gu Qu hung the butcher and the elk on his key together, the two keychains bumped together, and shook happily, just like that, the butcher and the elk were finally together.