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[Private chat] butcher: I'm sorry, I don't like online dating.

[Private chat] Bubble Yiyi: Oh, I see.

He finally said it out, and was finally rejected. He Wei leaned back on his seat and let out a long sigh. He didn't like online dating either. He used to think that online dating was only done by people with low IQs. Things, now it seems that his IQ is not very high.Although there are many disappointments, they are not desperate. Since the lovers are not destined, they will just be brothers in the future.

He Wei is a personal demon account among adventurers. Of course, this is not a strange thing among adventurers. No one will think that the owner of this account is also a woman just because a person's game character is a woman.It's just that He Wei is not as rough as other old men who play games, and everyone in the guild agrees that he is a cute girl.

Since it is not based on the identity of a cute girl to cheat money, and the adventurer is just a game, He Wei is too lazy to clarify, let them continue to make mistakes.

The guild he is in "These Are All the Love I Give You♂" is a medium-sized guild in Aifu. It is also harmonious.

When He Wei's Bubble Yiyi was still a level [-] trumpet, he was pulled into the guild by the butcher who was developing the guild at that time.Yiyi watched "Give Love" with Butcher and Grandma Wolf all the way, from a small guild of level [-] to a full-level guild of level [-] now, how can I say that Bubble Yiyi can be regarded as half a veteran.

[Guild] Grandma Wolf: Yesterday I saw that Yuntu had quit the guild, and Yituan needed a new remote.

[Guild] butcher: There are no stable people in the guild anymore. I'll find someone in the world.In terms of distance, what profession do you like?

[Guild] Junior Bao Frog: Let's take a violent doctor this time. The violent doctor will bring a group damage reduction buff to the team, which can reduce the pressure on the nurse.

[Guild] butcher: Tyrant doctor, the equipment is not easy to get, and the technique is complicated, good violent doctor is hard to find.

[Guild] Grandma Wolf: It doesn't have to be a violent doctor, as long as the character is good and the skills are bad, it can be cultivated slowly.

[Guild] butcher: Okay, the task must be completed.

[Guild] Sad little bastard: Yiyi, let's fight the battlefield together.

[Guild] Moon Shadow: I'm just waiting for you, come and join the group.

In fact, He Wei doesn't like playing battlefields very much. He is a relatively quiet person. Every time he plays a battlefield, his spirit is tense. After one battle, he is more tired than playing a dungeon all night.But butcher likes to fight on the battlefield, so he can only bite the bullet and go into battle to protect butcher.

[Team] Bubble Yiyi: Huh? Isn't priest B coming?

[Team Leader] Moon Shadow: Taoist B is busy recruiting people, so there is no leisure to come and fight with us.

[Team] Bubble Yiyi: Remote ones should be easy to find, there are a lot of them at hand.

[Team] Teenager Bao Frog: It's easy to find long-distance, but hard to find people with good character.It is hard to find people with good character and strong skills.Although it can be cultivated slowly, after all, it is better to find someone who can play.

[Team] momo: That's right, and if the other party comes to the union, just like Yuntu, after learning the skills and getting the equipment, they just slap their ass and leave. At that time, they have to recruit new people, which is even more troublesome.

[Team] Moon Shadow: That's all, all right, butcher is going to be annoyed by this matter, since everyone is already in order, then we don't need ink marks, and we are ready to fight.

In the next few days, He Wei approached Butcher privately many times, but Butcher also seemed to ignore his answers. It can be said that his attitude was also very obvious.Moreover, the recruiting of the guild was not going well. Butcher recruited several people one after another.

However, there is really no rush for the guild team to find people. A good member can enhance the competitiveness of the entire team and make the entire team look brand new. On the contrary, a mouse dropping can easily ruin a pot of soup.

"Xiaowei, come and help me take a look."

He Wei came back from get off work and before his butt was hot, he heard his cousin He Jing calling him, and obediently rolled over. He Jing was on 5173, and the numbers of five pharmacists were lined up on the screen.

"You're planning to return to being an adventurer." He Wei pulled up a chair and sat beside him, looking at the numbers on the screen.

"Yeah, I'm too lazy to practice by myself, so I'm going to buy a well-equipped one." He Jing let the mouse scroll around on the first number, and asked, "What do you think of this one? It's well-equipped, has many mounts, and the price is cheap." .”

"This price is definitely not normal. I'm afraid that after you pay, the seller will go to complain about the account and ask for the account back. At that time, he will lose money and money." He Wei commented.

"What about this." The second account is basically an empty account of a studio. If you want money, you don't have money, you need equipment, you don't even have a mount, so it's really worthless to buy.

In the end, the two siblings spent a long time choosing each other, and there was only one violent doctor in Aifu.

"Holy doctor, if you want to play a dungeon, I still like the ordinary blood-boosting pharmacist." He Jing said regretfully.

Violent doctor?When He Wei heard that it was a violent doctor, he suddenly thought that the guild still wanted a violent doctor. He turned his eyes and asked He Jing: "What do you think of my pharmacist account?"

"Bubble Yiyi?"

"Ah, do you like it? If you like it, you can buy this elk lost and give it to me, and I will give you Bubble Yiyi."

"Why are you so generous all of a sudden? Didn't you always treat your pharmacist number like a wife, and you can be impatient if someone touches you." He Jing asked He Wei with a leer.

Of course, He Wei couldn't tell He Jing that he wanted to change his number because he was rejected by others, and he was basically blocked by others, so he just made up an excuse: "I'm tired of being a nanny, and I want to try dps boldness."

He Jing knew her younger brother too well, so she didn't expose it face to face: "It's a deal, don't regret it."

The first time He Wei boarded the Lost Milu account, he felt that he would definitely like this new account. The equipment of the Milu Lulu is the equipment of ordinary 25-person Ruodizhishang, and both life skills are at full level, although there is no money , but there are still a lot of things left in the backpack bank, and they can be worth a lot of money if they are hung up in the auction house.He Wei manipulated the elk to get lost to the stake and tried it out, and found it to be quite smooth.

Open the friend bar, add Bubble Yiyi to my friends, Bubble Yiyi is in the main city, it seems that He Jing should be thinking about ways.He Wei clicked on Add Friend without any hassle, wrote down the name Butcher in it without hesitation, and added him as a friend after hesitation.

[World] butcher: The full-level trade union "These are my love for you ♂" recruits all kinds of long-distance, and those who are interested will keep me private~

The moment he saw this world news came out, He Wei clicked on Butcher's name excitedly. After thinking about it, he felt that he was not reserved enough to ask so soon. He held his fingers on the keyboard for a long time until Butcher When the second world message was sent out, he couldn't wait to send his professional attributes to Bucher.

[Private Chat] Elk Lost: Full level violent doctor, equipment level 540, time stability.

[Private chat] butcher: Violent doctor, we are short of violent doctor, we can add you to the trade union first, but we are not sure if we can join the group.

[Private Chat] Elk Lost: It doesn't matter, when the time comes, we will speak according to our strength.

[Private chat] butcher: ^_^Okay, welcome to be a member of Give Love.

Guild Tips: Elk gets lost and joins the guild.

[Guild] Junior Bao Frog: Hmm, what did I see, Taoist B, you are quite capable, you can even find pandas like violent doctors, where did you see that.

[Guild] butcher: I was impressed by my brother's personal charm, so I came here.

[Guild] Elk Lost: ...

[Guild] Sad little bastard: ...

[Guild] Horse Head Doorbell: Do you know how to write the word shameless?

[Guild] butcher: Okay, no kidding, I just shouted in the world, everyone, don't bully him in the future.

[Guild] Three hooks and four: What, the little elk worshiped your pier as soon as it came in, and messed with you?

[Guild] butcher: That is, the people I recruited, of course I cover, little elk, mix with me, and guarantee that there will be more equipment in the future.

The chat channel in the guild was very lively, but He Wei didn't even have the energy to type one more word. What did Butcher say when Bubble Yiyi entered the guild? I can't remember it.

[Guild] Elk Lost: Hello everyone, I hope you will have a good time playing together in the future.

So far, He Wei has become a new member of "Give Love" with a new identity, and has become a new partner of Butcher.Originally, He Wei was quite satisfied with this arrangement, but as Butcher got closer to him, He Wei realized what kind of pain it was. He always had to pretend to be strangers with a group of familiar people, and warned himself not to Has an unreasonable taste for any intimacy with butcher.

Sometimes, He Wei felt that if he continued to play like this, he would get schizophrenia sooner or later.

Guild Tip: The elk is lost and online.

System prompt: butcher invites you to join the team.

Without the slightest hesitation, He Wei clicked to confirm and entered the team. It seemed to be a very normal thing to receive Butcher's team formation every day when he went online.

[Captain] butcher: By the way, tomorrow is the Qixi Festival. I plan to do the Qixi Festival mission. I want to do that mission and get the Qixi Festival rocket.

[Squad] Elk Lost: Ah, you like that pink rocket?

[Captain] butcher: Uh, no, I'm doing an achievement about mounts, so I'll make up the number with one.

[Squad] Elk Lost: Oh, well, it’s best to go early, and everyone will get married before Qixi Festival.

When the elk and butcher stood in front of Yuelao, He Wei felt as if two villains were arguing. The villain A said to He Wei, "Maybe butcher is interested in you."

Villain B slapped Villain A hard and said, "Don't be sentimental, he's just interested in that Qixi Festival rocket."

Then the two villains tore and entangled like crazy, beating He Wei's brains into a paste.

[Captain] butcher: Elk, elk.

[Captain] butcher: Make sure quickly, or it will be invalid.

[Squad] Elk lost: Oh.

He Wei clicked OK in a panic, and suddenly the guild prompted a line of yellow words: Congratulations to the guild's vice president, Butcher, and the guild's main force, the lost elk, for tying the knot.

…Before this, He Wei had never paid attention to the marriage system of the guild, and there were not many people getting married in "Giving Love". He always thought that this kind of thing was at best a matter between two people. There will also be a public announcement.

[Guild] Teenager Bao Frog: Butcher, you are too despicable to hook up an elk quietly! !

[Guild] butcher: Don't get me wrong, I'm just doing missions with the elk.

[Guild] Losing to Night: (#‵′) Convex

[Guild] Losing to the night: I believe in your evil.

[Guild] Young Bao Frog: I don’t even believe the punctuation marks you said.

Seeing everyone's ridicule, He Wei silently turned off the guild channel.During the Qixi Festival, the two successfully completed all the tasks, and also successfully got the pink rocket. The elk only sat on it and strolled around, and then permanently sealed up this mount full of girlish fantasy style. .I really don't know if the designer had a heart of revenge against the society when designing this mount.

Butcher seems to like this mount very much, and will take out this mount from time to time to drive the elk lost for a ride.It turns out that there is such a pink romance in the hearts of tough guys.Although the Qixi Festival mission was over and the mount was obtained, neither of the two mentioned the matter of breaking the engagement.

Since Butcher didn't mention it, He Wei wouldn't intentionally remind her, but just pretended to be "Butcher's lady" and occasionally flirted with herself.Just when he thought that such ambiguous ambiguity would last forever, Butcher made an unprecedented big step.

[Private Chat] Butcher: Elk, I've never been so moved by a girl. I've thought about it. I'm going to T City, and I want to meet you.