There is a terrible disease called control

Xu Xiu raised his eyebrows proudly when he saw that he was ranked first in output in the dungeon.

"Tomorrow I'm going out to look at the house, do you want to go?" Roommate Zhou Zuo pushed the door in, holding a stack of freshmen's resumes in his hand, and he casually filled in Xu Xiu's resumes trash can.Zhou Zuo is the director of the external relations department of the school's student union, and he is busy recruiting new students for the student union as soon as school starts.

Xu Xiu turned around and glanced at Zhou Zuo and said, "I have to teach the children tomorrow, so I'm not in a hurry to move out, let's talk about it in a few days."

"Oh, I see." Zhou Zuo responded and continued to look at the resume in his hand, and suddenly laughed, he handed the resume to Xu Xiu and said, "Look at this kid."

Every year, there are countless wonderful children with their "great" dreams, desperately wanting to squeeze into the student union, and their resumes become the talk of these old and disrespectful seniors, Xu Xiuqing He cleared his throat and read: "Name, Zhou Wenze. Gender, male. The specialty is that he is handsome and his father is the chief of the bureau. It doesn't matter if he is handsome, but his dad is the chief of the bureau is also considered a fucking specialty?"

"This kid is so talented, I have to call him for an interview no matter what." Zhou Zuo put this resume into the pile of resumes that notified the interview.

"Fine, his little trick worked." Every year there is no shortage of people who try to get attention with this kind of cleverness, and of course some succeed, and some never get promoted in the school because of it.

After Xu Xiu finished speaking, he turned his attention back to the computer, and saw that the others had almost rectified.

[Team Leader] Old man, old dream: Don't make mistakes, fight for it once.

In fact, fighting the boss in the dungeon is like fighting in a group. T is responsible for standing in front and scolding the boss to attract hatred. Melee is responsible for hiding beside the boss and hitting the boss with a sap and poking his ass. The remote is responsible for throwing stones at the boss. .

However, such tasks as throwing stones and cursing in the street also require skills and tactics. For example, Dawa King Kong is not bad among them. He knows how to scold, what to scold, and where to stand to scold.He can always bring the boss to the best position, leaving the best output environment for other teammates.

But unfortunately, this time they still rushed to the street when the boss had 30.00% HP.

[Team leader] Old man, old dream: The elk is lost and the DPS is too low, so let someone else come in.

Team tip: Elk got lost and was removed from the team.

Team Tip: Little Matches enter the team.

[Team] Little Match: I'm at the auction house in the main city, and the boss pulls me into the dungeon.

It may be because someone was kicked out of the team just now, and the rest of the team fought hard and overthrew the two concubines at once. The two concubines produced two pieces of hunter's equipment and a poison doctor's weapon. The only poison doctor Elk Lost was kicked out of the copy before.It's a pity that the weapons dropped by the boss in the adventurer team copy cannot be traded, and only those who participate in the boss fight can pick them up.

[Team leader] Old people, old dreams: There is no poison doctor in the team, and the weapons are thrown to the nanny to deal with.Let's move on to the next boss.

[Team] God of Ninja: I never play Poison Doctor. It seems that weapons can only be sold to shops, which is a pity.

[Team] Cruel little mushroom: The next boss will bring out my weapon, comrades, go! ! ! ! !

The last boss, Emperor Li, a dead sissy lying on her side under the cherry blossom tree, is particularly resistant to beatings, and her attacks are ruthless.The whole dungeon ended after twelve o'clock, and it was because the old man Jiumeng's house was cut off, otherwise it might be two or three o'clock as usual.Jian Shenghua tore off the city return talisman and ran back to the main city to repair equipment. At this time, even in the busiest main city, there are only a few people left now.

When Jian Shenghua passed the stake on his mount, he saw someone practicing output in front of the stake.

Who is still so diligent at this late hour, Jian Shenghua glanced at the stake and saw a familiar name, elk lost.Milu Milu is a relatively quiet girl in the guild, she can't be cute or play tricks.She put her skills there alone and practiced running positions.Stopped from time to time, maybe thinking about something.

[Nearby] Jianshenghua: I haven't slept yet.

The elk lost its way and stopped slowly, with a white bubble floating above its head.

[Nearby] Elk lost its way: Can't sleep, so come up and have a look.

[Nearby] Jianshenghua: Don't worry about today's matter, your technique is actually pretty good, but the boss has always had high requirements for DPS.

[Nearby] Elk Lost: Well, I know.

[Nearby] Arrow Blossom: Games can only be regarded as entertainment, don't burden yourself indiscriminately. .

In fact, guild groups often have this kind of situation of driving people out, and everyone has already felt nothing. After all, even in a large guild like Silver Dawn with 500 members, there are only a few people who are acquainted with them. There are very few who can be called friends.But this time, Xu Xiu suddenly felt an indescribable feeling stuck in his chest, and his fingers stayed on the keyboard for a long time, as if he wanted to type something, but he didn't know what to say, so he could only say one sentence in the end.

[Nearby] Jianshenghua: Go to bed early.

[Nearby] Lost elk: Yes.

[Guild] Perseus: Xiaohua, do you want to go to the battlefield?

[Guild] Jianshenghua: Stop playing, everyone in the dormitory is asleep, and I will disturb others' rest if I come again.

[Guild] Arrows Blossom: Down, bye.

Xu Xiu clicked to log out, stretched while sitting in front of the desk, turned over to the big fat man on the bed, making the bed creaking under the pressure, and Heizi on the bed next to him was still awake, lying on the bed and looking at his mobile phone, the screen of the mobile phone was shining green The light shone on his face like a zombie about to sit up.The fat man didn't sleep either, he didn't know what to do in bed with his computer in his arms.On Han Xiao's side, the phone is not on, and there is no other sound, he may have fallen asleep.

Zhou Zuo's bed was pitch black. Xu Xiu thought he was already asleep, but he heard Zhou Zuo's low voice: "Dude, can we change the mouse? Your broken mouse is like playing an allegro at night. , In the past two nights, I have dreamed of Mr. Feng Gong talking about cross talk every day."

Xu Xiu held his breath and laughed twice, and said in a low voice, "I'll go buy a new mouse tomorrow."

Xu Xiu was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, and when he was so sleepy that he lost his will, he let go of his hand and the mobile phone fell directly on the front door, hurting the bridge of his nose.He touched his nose in the dark.He turned off his phone and threw it under his feet, and went to make a date with Zhou.

When Xu Xiu woke up the next day, it was already past nine o'clock. Several people in the dormitory hadn't woken up yet, and only Zhou Zuo was sitting in a dark corner looking at his mobile phone.

"Puff. Puff." Seeing Zhou Zuo turning his head, Xu Xiu lowered his voice and asked, "Why haven't you left yet? Didn't you say you were going out to rent a house this morning?"

Zhou Zuo's expression now looks like he just ate a pile of hot poop, and his tone is not good: "I have already walked to the school gate, and I was called back by the president. The first round of interviews in the student union arrived early It's noon today, and I'm going to notify them to come for an interview."

Xu Xiu shrinks his head, knowing that it is best not to continue asking at this time, otherwise he will detonate a bomb that can blow him to pieces.

He got up from the bed, washed up briefly, turned on the computer with bread in his mouth, and prepared to play games.

Today is Friday, so there are not too many people online in the morning, so the guild also looks deserted.

[Guild] Prunella vulgaris: [Lv Jiuyue's Secret] Is there anyone who can help me with this task, or just do this task too, let's form a team and do it together.

[Guild] Prunella vulgaris: Ask kind people to help with the task.

[Guild] Perseus: Can't you pass this mission by yourself?

[Guild] Prunella vulgaris: I am not good at TAT, I have died several times.

[Guild] Prunella vulgaris: Please everyone.

Xu Xiu saw that this guy had been shouting in the guild for a long time and no one helped him. He looked very pitiful, and finally heaved a sigh and sent a team application.

[Team] Prunella vulgaris: Good-hearted people, I can't bear you to death.

[Team] Jianshenghua: Wait there, I'll go there now.

[Team] Prunella: I went to kill you yesterday, do you still remember?

[Team] Prunella vulgaris: Why is your mission model so beautiful? I can't make it.

[Team] Prunella vulgaris: Alas, there is a rare monster here.

[Team] Prunella vulgaris: TAT is dead again, my equipment is all red, this rarity is only level [-], how did I get killed.

[Team] Prunella vulgaris; Oh yes, that grandma wolf gave me a thousand gold without even looking at the screenshot. When I was about to trade it to you last night, you went to download the dungeon.

Xu Xiu ignored the other party and saw that the other party was like a chatterbox, chattering endlessly on the team channel.When Jian Shenghua finally flew to the place, his chat channel had been swiped several pages by the other party.Seeing the densely packed pink characters made Xu Xiu's brain ache.

Jian Shenghua saw that not far away, Prunella vulgaris was fighting with a small rare monster of level 80. The rare monster released skills, and Prunella vulgaris didn't know how to dodge, and the blood that was not much at all suddenly bottomed out.

Arrows bloom like birds and birds, recruited his own white wolf, and killed the monster that beat Prunella vulgaris so helplessly with a few skills.Prunella vulgaris was already at the full level, but the equipment was not good, and the operation and consciousness were basically lacking, so he was bullied by a rare monster five levels lower than himself.

[Team] Prunella vulgaris: Amazing (⊙v⊙).

[Team] Jianshenghua: Go talk to the NPC later, I'll be in charge of fighting monsters, you just hide your skills and don't die.

[Team] Prunella vulgaris: But, the group attack of the boss has a wide range, I can't avoid it.

Xu Xiu felt his veins throbbing and typed a few words in a crackling voice.

[Team] Arrow Blossom: Won't you hide behind the boss?

[Team] Prunella vulgaris: Hehehe.

Although Jianshenghua had already explained it before, Prunella vulgaris was still dead, so as long as no one in the team died among the adventurers, the mission would be considered complete.

[Team] Arrow Blossom: Why are you standing so close when the boss releases skills!

[Team] Prunella vulgaris: I'm standing behind the boss, but I'm still dead...

Xu Xiu took a deep breath and resolutely withdrew from the team. He felt that if he said anything to this person, he would be so angry that he would vomit blood.

[Guild] Prunella: Peanut, you are such a good girl.

[Guild] Perseus: Who is Peanut, our guild has a new girl?

[Guild] Kung Fu Chest Hair: I heard someone say girl, where is it?

[Guild] Prunella vulgaris: Oh, that’s right, I read it wrong, it’s Arrow Blossom, you’re such a good girl TAT.

[Guild] Perseus: ...

[Guild] Watermelon Big Wolf: Xiaohua is a boy, okay?

[Guild] Perseus: When did Xiaohua have sex reassignment surgery, come and inspect the goods for brother.

[Guild] Prunella vulgaris: But it was obviously a woman just now.

[Guild] Kung Fu Chest Hair: It is very common for boys to play with girls in adventurers, okay?

[Guild] Prunella vulgaris: Ah... so when you enter the game, the option of male and female is not to fill in the player's own gender?

[Guild] Arrow Blossom: Who added this Xiaobai to the guild...

Just after he finished speaking, Xu Xiu heard a voice coming from the earphones. He was very familiar with this voice, the voice of the thief when he was invisible.Jian Shenghua took two steps back and quietly placed a trap under his feet. Get ready and click on the button to summon pets. The best way to fight thieves is to use ice snakes. Ice snakes have a deceleration skill, which can prevent them from being stuck by thieves. fight.But he didn't intend to look for pets or release flares now, because he didn't want the other party to feel that he was on guard.

A dizzy effect suddenly appeared above Jian Shenghua's head, which was the thief's sap, and then a large ice block appeared behind Jian Shenghua, which was a trap that froze the thief.Jian Shenghua clicked on the calming skill, relieved the dizziness and turned around to find the ice snake, and the opponent activated the skill to break through the ice almost at the same time.

This thief Benz is a bit stupid, but he responded well.

It's just that Jian Shenghua just released two skills, and was tied to the ground by some black tentacles that came out of the ground.

Poison doctor!

Xu Xiu's heart skipped a beat, and he finally realized that there was more than one person coming, but it seemed that he had discovered it too late.A chain of lightning rushed over from behind, and by coincidence, he was hit with a critical hit, and his blood was reduced by a quarter in an instant.

The equipment in the adventurer is divided into two types, one is PVE, and the other is PVP. PVE equipment is mainly used to play dungeons, the attack is high, and the defense is poor. PVP equipment is used to PK with other players. Although the attack power is much lower than PVE equipment, it can effectively reduce the damage caused by the opponent.

Now Jianshenghua is unfortunately wearing PVE equipment all over his body, and he cannot change his outfit in combat state.The opponent now has at least three people, the poison doctor, the lightning priest, and the thief.Jian Shenghua finally decided to run away first.After using the battle emblem to undo the current state of confinement, his blood volume is less than half at this time.

Jian Shenghua has never been a person who likes to fight to the death. He has always pursued the policy of hitting if he can beat it, and running for his life if he can't beat it. He uses his protective shield, jumps back, and speeds up his shoes.

However, the other party was obviously still wary of him escaping for a long time. Seeing that he activated his skills, a genius doctor immediately came out and dispelled the shield, and the other three immediately threw all the slowing skills on him.No matter how superb Jianshenghua's skills were, he couldn't handle four people fighting, so he simply rushed to the street.

He didn't release his soul, but watched the other five people gather around him.