Boss, do you have a card?

This time it was Gojo Satoru's call that saved the White House in September.

The innocent Yidizhi Jiegao was mercilessly attacked and ridiculed by the strongest who had just come up with a certain party.

The sobbing and wronged voice on the other end of the phone was so pitiful that it seemed like it was about to cry.

White House September: "…"

Anyway, Mr. Yizhizhi, she will definitely remember this life-saving grace!I will trouble you less in the future!

If it was not a last resort, Yidizhi Jiegao would not take the initiative to contact Wutiao Wu to scold him (...). Time to drop the chain.

"I really can't help it." Hanging up the phone, Gojo Satoru sighed, he slightly pushed the woman off his body, and pulled the sling that had slipped off her arm back to her shoulder, "Sorry, Lilith-chan, it seems that we can only do it next time." gone."

White House September: No, no, there will be no next time! !

Outwardly disgusted and lost interest, His Royal Highness the Demon King of the Shell, who was in a desperate situation inside, drove Wujo Wu away with great joy.

The White House breathed a sigh of relief in September, but at the same time became tense.

That does not work!

You can't always find a way to fool the past, or wait for emergencies to save people, right?This is too un-Lilith!

She immediately contacted the system: "Tong, in this situation just now, do you have any solutions?"

System: "The card characters are all modeled on real people, and the degree of simulation is 100%."

White House September: "...what does that mean?"

System: "Intimacy is not prohibited during the test period, and card autonomy mode is allowed."

The White House was shocked in September: "...any degree is okay?"

The system lists dozens of [■■] (name masked) test reports exported by testers after finishing their tasks.

The White House read it in September: "..."

Awesome.

One sentence was awesome to carry through her mood at this time.

Looking at these records, there are quite a lot of situations similar to hers.

There are many types of card characters in "Heart of Bonds". In addition to Lilith's straightforward meat-eating type, there are also double-faced sickly types, black-bellied and vicious types, and many innocent, cute and gentle types. Through various game statistics It proves that characters with bad personalities and stories are more likely to be favored by players.

The company also needs to be well-balanced, and must cater to the market.

As a result, testers will inevitably face some dangerous situations below the neck when testing certain cards.

The way other testers deal with it is: avoid it if you can, and let nature take its course if you can’t. Anyway, once the autonomous mode is turned on, the next actions will all belong to the card character’s own thoughts. have no idea!

Throw it away!This is a justifiable act of dumping the pot!

The White House was sluggish in September: "Isn't our game for all ages?"

Can people of all ages do this? !

System: "All ages: Players need to scan the real person's information to log in, and the game will arrange the game entrance according to the real age classification."

White House September: "..."

This wave... This wave is caused by a different understanding of the word "all ages" caused by the difference in the world!

I thought the "all ages" you mentioned meant a game that could face players of all ages [1], without violence and blood and no sex, but your "all ages" was for people of all ages Graded!

So why has no one ever explained this to her!

The system said that this is common sense in their world, and——

System: "Tester, you just had your 36th birthday 20 days ago."

——Although the law of the main world is 18 years old, considering the health of women, some behaviors can only be touched at the age of 20.

Of course, they cannot absolutely require the behavior of citizens, but all games must be played according to the regulations, which is the age group classification in the system.

When participating in the training, the White House was not yet 20 years old in September, so it was naturally impossible for the training system to tell her about this in detail.

The system popularizes science by the way: "In fact, about 5% of the citizens of the main world choose to start families with virtual characters, and the gradually declining birth rate is becoming a crisis issue that the government is focusing on."

White House September: "..."

She is aware of this phenomenon, and there are colleagues in the same department who have paper wives (real wives), but she did not expect that the proportion is so high...

... I can understand it, after all, it is a high-tech world where games and reality are completely integrated, game characters can be realized, a paradise for nerds and nerds.

Okay, don't be surprised, when she goes back, she will get a marriage certificate (bushi) with the pastor.

In fact, the White House, which only trained for a month, opened the door to a new world in September, and then she calmed down. Since she knew that she would not be deducted from her salary, she would let it go next time. Anyway, the bed collapsed and [ Lilith] Your Highness presses down:)

Determined to let go of himself, the Demon King turned around and went to Knotabagi Yuhito.

Yuzu Yuhito was watching a movie with a sleeping doll in his arms, when he heard the sound of the door, he turned his head to look.

"Eh? Sister Lilith?"

The pink-haired boy who has become more and more used to this address recently had a surprised expression on his face. He quickly got up and gave up the only sofa.

The Demon King is wearing a black suspenders today, denim shorts, and long boots. At first glance, she is much more down-to-earth than the previous outfits, but the arrogance engraved in her bones still makes her wear this outfit as if she is walking on a red carpet. .

She sat down on the sofa as a matter of course, with her legs crossed, her elbows resting on her thighs, and she tilted her head to look at the bear doll wearing a boxing glove in Knotaba Yuhito's hand: "What is this?"

"It's the skeleton of the curse given to me by Teacher Gojo." Hirohito Katsuo scratched his hair, "It is said that the spell power should be continuously and steadily injected, otherwise it would be like this."

He raised the curse skeleton in a demonstration, and the next second, Boxing Bear opened his eyes, jumped up, and punched him hard on the cheek!

Yuzu Yuhito was prepared to stop him, but when he blinked his eyes, the other hand pinched his head.

The White House in September curiously poured its magic into it.

Cursed skeleton fell asleep immediately.

Eh?Does it have the same effect as spell power?

"It's amazing, Sister Lilith!" Knotweed Yujin beside him enthusiastically cheered, "I couldn't do it at first."

In September, the White House asked the system to record the commonality of spell power and magic power, and then threw the spell skeleton back into Knotabagi Yuhito's arms as if he lost interest after trying it once, and then hooked his hand to him: "Come here."

The lights that were turned off for watching movies made the room look very dark, only the scene that was still playing on the screen switched the light back and forth.

Reflected on the beautiful side face of a woman.

Knotabagi Yuhito stared uncontrollably for a moment, and then was punched on the cheek by the curse.

"Ugh!" He screamed, holding his nose.

The entertained Demon King laughed unabashedly.

"Ah... sorry." Knotabagi Yujin rubbed his face embarrassedly, "If you don't pay attention..."

Immediately, he was grabbed by the wrist and pulled onto the sofa, and the cursed skeleton in his arms was thrown out by the demon king. The other party lowered his body, and the corners of his glowing red eyes were slightly bent.

The stunned Knotabagi Yuhito said in a panic: "That! Sister Lilith...I'm not an adult yet!!"

Oops Oops Oops! !Wujo teacher——!come back quickly! !

"Quiet."

The devil's fingernails were inserted into the hollowed-out decoration on the zipper slider of the pink-haired boy's jacket, and he pulled it down slowly, completely revealing the skin on the opponent's neck.

Her face was gradually enlarged in the widened eyes of Yuzu Yujin, and the fangs in her mouth were clearly elongated.

"It's meal time~"

Through the system, I learned that another self "Because it is easy to lose morals in front of Gojo Satoru, so I decided to go to his students to stabilize the personality" White House September · Priest Edition: "..."

Forgive her for being a pastor, who is currently ascetic and can't empathize with it, so she can only silently support it.

Come on! [I]!You can do it for sure!

After playing with the devil version of himself and leaving, the White House went back to find the twins in September.

The script for the system is this:

Usses will not stop any chaotic behavior of Lilith on the surface, including the relationship between men and women as he pleases, because that is the nature of the devil born from "evil", but not stopping does not mean that he does not care, so he will secretly, Unknowingly exclude those who get the attention of His Majesty the Demon King.

"The 'monster' you mentioned last time, he is cooperating with the curse, right?"

the priest inquired kindly.

……

Before finding his target, the first thing the White House saw in September was a humanoid mantra with a stitched face.

The other party suddenly accosted the pastor on the street.

"You - you are very special." He just approached, and a pair of different pupils stared at him curiously, "It doesn't look like a human being, but it's not a curse either. This is the first time I've seen you like this."

The silver-haired priest looked at him in the same way, unhurriedly.

Confirming that he can be seen, the human-shaped mantra smiled and stretched out his hand, as if imitating a human being to make friends: "I am a real person, I am a mantra, how about you?"

The pastor paused, and did not shake back, but asked, "Is it okay to just say it directly?"

"Because it feels like you shouldn't mind this aspect." The real person withdrew his hand indifferently, and put it on his waist casually.

There was a polite and gentle smile on the pastor's face, and he continued to walk forward.

It was odd to stop suddenly to speak into the air on a busy street—normal humans couldn't see the spirit—and whenever he slowed down, many people would always be drawn to stop with him.

"You are really likable." The real person next to him explored in a tone, "It is the same for human beings, and it is also the same for curse spirits. How can you do it?"

The pastor continued to answer the question: "In your eyes, what do I look like?"

"If I really want to say it—" Zhenren thought about how to describe it, "it feels like 'moths to the flame'~"

He can feel that the other party is dangerous, a danger that cannot be touched, but he still can't help approaching like other low-level spell spirits.

Because he was really curious, he had never seen such a special soul.

——There is no specific shape, just like an intangible light source that exists in the dark night, but it does exist there.

The White House was shocked by this learned mantra in September.

Don't look at her calmness all the time, but when the real person first came, she was actually very defensive, including now.

The curse aura on the other party is very strong, standing in the crowd is like a light bulb in the dark night, although not as good as Su Nuo, but compared to other ordinary curse spirits, it is already very strong.

Definitely premium.

But it's weaker than the priest, so it's not a big problem.

"You are different from other curse spirits."

It seems that the desire to communicate was raised because of the real person's words just now, and the pastor's answer this time is no longer so perfunctory.

"Can you see it?" Zhenren laughed happily, "I'm studying, and I think this world and human beings are very interesting. Speaking of which, do you think souls exist?"

Of course, September of the White House wearing the flower fairy vest replied: "It exists."

The real person was a little surprised by the other party's decisiveness.

September of the White House naturally expressed the meaning of soul in Fu's eyes - in order to improve the quality.

"Not only does it exist, it has shape, it has color, and it changes according to the emotional state."

The real person blinked: "..."

The pastor tilted his head: "What's wrong?"

The real person's interest suddenly rose, and he moved closer and asked, "Can you see the soul too?"

"It's just that I have come into contact with people who can see the soul before."

also?So this guy can see souls?

"That's it." The real person was not disappointed, he was very thirsty for knowledge, and asked continuously, "Is it also a curse spirit?"

"No, it's a goblin."

"I see." Daoist made an understanding expression.

Among his companions was a curse spirit whose aura was close to that of an elf, so he did not doubt what the priest said.

The existence of goblins and elves is sometimes so unbelievable. After all, Hua Yu can convey completely incomprehensible words to other people's minds in an understandable way.

This series of conversations has made Zhenren more and more interested in this young man who does not look like a human being. If he just wanted to get in touch with him out of curiosity at the beginning, then now he has the idea of ​​"it seems good to talk to him more in the future". .

The real person asked: "By the way, you haven't told me if you are human yet.".

The pastor replied: "Well, according to your understanding, I should not be."

The real person rolled his eyes in relief: "Ah, that's really great."

It would be too boring if it was human.

Then he said again: "Have you walked this road before? Are you looking for someone? I can help."

The real person would propose this, but he simply thought: Since he is so special, then what he is going to do should also be very special, right?

However, the priest who heard these words stopped abruptly, as if suddenly remembering something, his golden eyes turned to the real person.

"Maybe you can really help me. Do you know a curse master named Xia Youjie?"