Dressed as a cannon fodder in the blood of a wealthy dog
Chapter 080 Boys Don't Get Pregnant
[Shen Jiayan: What do you mean?Aren't you here to supervise my plot? 】
[System: To be precise, no.My task is to maintain the order in this novel world, and the most important part of this is the protagonist, that is, Bai Mo. 】
Shen Jiayan fell silent, the system waited for a while, saw that he didn't say anything, and continued.
[System: The most important thing in a novel world is the protagonist. It can be said that the whole world revolves around the protagonist.If the protagonist goes berserk, the world will collapse accordingly.Therefore, my task is to observe and confirm that the protagonist's various data are maintained in a safe range, the most important of which is the protagonist's happiness index. 】
[Shen Jiayan listened quietly for a while, and then couldn't help but ask: So, your task is to protect Bai Mo? 】
[System: To be precise, no, my mission is to protect this world, and Bai Mo happens to be the most important person in this world. 】
[Shen Jiayan: ...]
This is the first time he has heard of these things, and it will take time to slow down.
[When he recovered, he became angry: Then why have you been forcing me to go through the plot all this time!What I did was not necessary at all, was it! 】
[The system hurriedly said: No host, don't be angry, listen to me.Generally speaking, following the plot of the novel is the best way to maintain world order, and it is also the way to ensure the highest happiness index of the protagonist.Usually, if the plot deviates from the original text, the happiness index of the protagonist will drop sharply, which will eventually lead to the collapse of the world. 】
[Shen Jiayan couldn't help but frown when he thought about the present: But now that the plot has collapsed like this, the world hasn't collapsed, has it? 】
[System: That's right.In fact, not only now, the world did not collapse when it deviated from the original plot many times before.When the plot went wrong for the first time, I went back to the headquarters to investigate, but found that the world was not in danger of collapsing.What's even more bizarre is that all the indicators of the protagonist Bai Mo are within the safe range. 】
[After that, there were many times when the plot was messed up, but the data of the protagonist Bai Mo has always been kept in a safe area.In other words, this world does not know why, and it is not in danger of collapse due to the disorder of the plot.
【It was only later that I discovered that it was because the happiness index of the protagonist did not decrease, but instead increased due to the strange direction of the plot!This morning, Bai Mo's happiness index was already higher than in the ending of the original article! 】
The system's voice became excited, but Shen Jiayan's head was buzzing.
[Shen Jiayan: Wait a minute, the ending of this novel is that the protagonist's attack and cultivation will be successful, right?According to your words, this is the way to ensure that the protagonist's happiness value reaches the highest level.Last night, the protagonist Gong Shou was supposed to communicate with each other, which should be an important part of the ending.But they couldn't communicate with each other last night, so why is Bai Mo's happiness index higher than before? ? 】
[System: Yes, actually, when you interacted with Bai Mo, I checked his background data and found that his happiness index will be much higher than usual, and sometimes it will even soar.But when interacting with the protagonist Gong, his happiness value does not fluctuate at all, and sometimes even decreases.
[So, when he interacts with you, his happiness value is much higher than when he interacts with the protagonist Gong.To be precise, his happiness value will only increase when interacting with you, and there will not be much fluctuation at other times.
【In other words, the person he likes is not the protagonist Gong, but you. 】
"..."
"........."
[System: Host? 】
Shen Jiayan: "...No. There must be something wrong."
[System: Host, this is true.Otherwise, why do you think he took the initiative to talk to you last night... cough cough? 】
Shen Jiayan choked.
This is also what he has never figured out.
He knew that Bai Mo was not just a random person, so of course he could be anyone.
【He retorted: It's because of that medicine!Yes, he took that medicine yesterday, that's why he was like that... He must have lost his mind, he didn't recognize who I am, that's why he-]
[The system interrupted him mercilessly: Host, that little medicine won't have much effect on people at all.I looked at his data yesterday. Although he was slightly affected, his consciousness is still clear.He always knew it was you. 】
Shen Jiayan was speechless.
He still couldn't accept it. There must be something wrong.
Bai Mo...how could he like him?Didn't he consider himself a friend?
He was a little dizzy, and when he reached out to grab the sink for support, he accidentally knocked some sundries on the sink to the ground, making a loud noise.
Soon Bai Mo's worried voice came from outside, "Yanyan? What's the matter, are you okay?"
Shen Jiayan immediately recovered, "I'm fine!"
"Really? You've been in for a long time... Is there something uncomfortable?"
He paused, and said with some hesitation: "I cleaned it up for you yesterday, but it might not be cleaned up a little bit, can I help you take a look again?"
Shen Jiayan blushed immediately after hearing this, "Ahem, no need! Really! I'll be right out!"
Bai Mo could only say, "Okay, then I'll wait for you outside."
Shen Jiayan heaved a sigh of relief.
To be honest, he doesn't really want to face Bai Mo now, he hasn't even thought about how to face him.
After thinking about it, he decided to go back to school and hide for a while to calm down.But before that, he had to leave the bathroom and go back to his room.
Bai Mo was sitting on the bed, and when he saw him come out, a smile appeared on his face, "Yanyan, you came out."
Shen Jiayan avoided the other party's gaze, "Mmm, um."
He pretended to be nonchalant and walked to the end of the bed, picked up the T-shirt on the ground and put it on, thinking about getting dressed, he hurried away.
He wanted to be more natural, but the fiery gaze from the side was hard to ignore, so he couldn't help turning his head and glanced to the side.
Sure enough, the other party was staring directly at him.When he met his eyes, he showed a very harmless smile, "What's wrong?"
Gan, staring at others changing clothes and asking what's wrong?
"...Aren't you going to change your clothes?" He could only ask.
Bai Mo froze slightly, "Well, I'll change it now."
For some reason, he seemed to see a trace of disappointment in the other person's eyes.
Shen Jiayan: "..."
Bai Mo also picked up the white shirt on the ground and began to put it on slowly.Shen Jiayan couldn't help but glanced at it, and when he saw it, his eyes widened a little.Hey, Bai Mo looks very thin, but he still has abs after taking it off.Is he the only one in this world without abs?
He couldn't help but lifted the collar of his T-shirt sourly and looked down at his flat stomach.
"What are you looking at?" Bai Mo's voice came from the side.
Shen Jiayan was startled, and loosened his neckline, "No, it's nothing."
Bai Mo looked at him gently, as if to comfort him, "Yanyan is a boy, so he won't be pregnant."
Shen Jiayan: "..."
He felt that Bai Mo seemed to regard him as a fool.
"Just kidding." Bai Mo walked to him, hugged him from behind very naturally, put his head on his shoulder, and lowered his voice a little, "It would be great if Yanyan could really conceive my baby Now, does this mean that you can't escape from me?"
The author has something to say:
Bai Mo is a little sick
[System: To be precise, no.My task is to maintain the order in this novel world, and the most important part of this is the protagonist, that is, Bai Mo. 】
Shen Jiayan fell silent, the system waited for a while, saw that he didn't say anything, and continued.
[System: The most important thing in a novel world is the protagonist. It can be said that the whole world revolves around the protagonist.If the protagonist goes berserk, the world will collapse accordingly.Therefore, my task is to observe and confirm that the protagonist's various data are maintained in a safe range, the most important of which is the protagonist's happiness index. 】
[Shen Jiayan listened quietly for a while, and then couldn't help but ask: So, your task is to protect Bai Mo? 】
[System: To be precise, no, my mission is to protect this world, and Bai Mo happens to be the most important person in this world. 】
[Shen Jiayan: ...]
This is the first time he has heard of these things, and it will take time to slow down.
[When he recovered, he became angry: Then why have you been forcing me to go through the plot all this time!What I did was not necessary at all, was it! 】
[The system hurriedly said: No host, don't be angry, listen to me.Generally speaking, following the plot of the novel is the best way to maintain world order, and it is also the way to ensure the highest happiness index of the protagonist.Usually, if the plot deviates from the original text, the happiness index of the protagonist will drop sharply, which will eventually lead to the collapse of the world. 】
[Shen Jiayan couldn't help but frown when he thought about the present: But now that the plot has collapsed like this, the world hasn't collapsed, has it? 】
[System: That's right.In fact, not only now, the world did not collapse when it deviated from the original plot many times before.When the plot went wrong for the first time, I went back to the headquarters to investigate, but found that the world was not in danger of collapsing.What's even more bizarre is that all the indicators of the protagonist Bai Mo are within the safe range. 】
[After that, there were many times when the plot was messed up, but the data of the protagonist Bai Mo has always been kept in a safe area.In other words, this world does not know why, and it is not in danger of collapse due to the disorder of the plot.
【It was only later that I discovered that it was because the happiness index of the protagonist did not decrease, but instead increased due to the strange direction of the plot!This morning, Bai Mo's happiness index was already higher than in the ending of the original article! 】
The system's voice became excited, but Shen Jiayan's head was buzzing.
[Shen Jiayan: Wait a minute, the ending of this novel is that the protagonist's attack and cultivation will be successful, right?According to your words, this is the way to ensure that the protagonist's happiness value reaches the highest level.Last night, the protagonist Gong Shou was supposed to communicate with each other, which should be an important part of the ending.But they couldn't communicate with each other last night, so why is Bai Mo's happiness index higher than before? ? 】
[System: Yes, actually, when you interacted with Bai Mo, I checked his background data and found that his happiness index will be much higher than usual, and sometimes it will even soar.But when interacting with the protagonist Gong, his happiness value does not fluctuate at all, and sometimes even decreases.
[So, when he interacts with you, his happiness value is much higher than when he interacts with the protagonist Gong.To be precise, his happiness value will only increase when interacting with you, and there will not be much fluctuation at other times.
【In other words, the person he likes is not the protagonist Gong, but you. 】
"..."
"........."
[System: Host? 】
Shen Jiayan: "...No. There must be something wrong."
[System: Host, this is true.Otherwise, why do you think he took the initiative to talk to you last night... cough cough? 】
Shen Jiayan choked.
This is also what he has never figured out.
He knew that Bai Mo was not just a random person, so of course he could be anyone.
【He retorted: It's because of that medicine!Yes, he took that medicine yesterday, that's why he was like that... He must have lost his mind, he didn't recognize who I am, that's why he-]
[The system interrupted him mercilessly: Host, that little medicine won't have much effect on people at all.I looked at his data yesterday. Although he was slightly affected, his consciousness is still clear.He always knew it was you. 】
Shen Jiayan was speechless.
He still couldn't accept it. There must be something wrong.
Bai Mo...how could he like him?Didn't he consider himself a friend?
He was a little dizzy, and when he reached out to grab the sink for support, he accidentally knocked some sundries on the sink to the ground, making a loud noise.
Soon Bai Mo's worried voice came from outside, "Yanyan? What's the matter, are you okay?"
Shen Jiayan immediately recovered, "I'm fine!"
"Really? You've been in for a long time... Is there something uncomfortable?"
He paused, and said with some hesitation: "I cleaned it up for you yesterday, but it might not be cleaned up a little bit, can I help you take a look again?"
Shen Jiayan blushed immediately after hearing this, "Ahem, no need! Really! I'll be right out!"
Bai Mo could only say, "Okay, then I'll wait for you outside."
Shen Jiayan heaved a sigh of relief.
To be honest, he doesn't really want to face Bai Mo now, he hasn't even thought about how to face him.
After thinking about it, he decided to go back to school and hide for a while to calm down.But before that, he had to leave the bathroom and go back to his room.
Bai Mo was sitting on the bed, and when he saw him come out, a smile appeared on his face, "Yanyan, you came out."
Shen Jiayan avoided the other party's gaze, "Mmm, um."
He pretended to be nonchalant and walked to the end of the bed, picked up the T-shirt on the ground and put it on, thinking about getting dressed, he hurried away.
He wanted to be more natural, but the fiery gaze from the side was hard to ignore, so he couldn't help turning his head and glanced to the side.
Sure enough, the other party was staring directly at him.When he met his eyes, he showed a very harmless smile, "What's wrong?"
Gan, staring at others changing clothes and asking what's wrong?
"...Aren't you going to change your clothes?" He could only ask.
Bai Mo froze slightly, "Well, I'll change it now."
For some reason, he seemed to see a trace of disappointment in the other person's eyes.
Shen Jiayan: "..."
Bai Mo also picked up the white shirt on the ground and began to put it on slowly.Shen Jiayan couldn't help but glanced at it, and when he saw it, his eyes widened a little.Hey, Bai Mo looks very thin, but he still has abs after taking it off.Is he the only one in this world without abs?
He couldn't help but lifted the collar of his T-shirt sourly and looked down at his flat stomach.
"What are you looking at?" Bai Mo's voice came from the side.
Shen Jiayan was startled, and loosened his neckline, "No, it's nothing."
Bai Mo looked at him gently, as if to comfort him, "Yanyan is a boy, so he won't be pregnant."
Shen Jiayan: "..."
He felt that Bai Mo seemed to regard him as a fool.
"Just kidding." Bai Mo walked to him, hugged him from behind very naturally, put his head on his shoulder, and lowered his voice a little, "It would be great if Yanyan could really conceive my baby Now, does this mean that you can't escape from me?"
The author has something to say:
Bai Mo is a little sick
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