I slapped the bank card on the face of the richest man [Rebirth]

Chu Wei was silent, he really didn't expect that Lu Jianliang was also drunk, so did he just take advantage of the danger?

...It doesn't count.

He is innocent, Chu Wei complained to himself in his heart.He was really just thirsty and wanted a glass of water.

Chu Wei's mind was in a mess. Before he could think about anything else, Lu Jianliang took the cup in his hand and put it on the table beside him: "Can we go home now?"

Chu Wei may have just instilled in himself the idea of ​​making a fuss about Lu Jianliang too deep in his bones. After hearing this, he subconsciously let himself shrink back on the sofa, and hugged the sofa chair tightly, expressing his attitude .

After realizing what he had done, Chu Wei felt a little embarrassed.

If Lu Jianliang is sober, there is no problem, but Lu Jianliang seems to be drunk now, and it seems that there should be no trouble.

But Lu Jianliang felt that he was sober and not drunk at all. It was quite novel to see Chu Wei's self-willed appearance, as if he had a sense of accomplishment that he had unlocked a new Wei Wei.

Squatting down as if coaxing a child, Lu Jianliang slightly raised his head and looked at Chu Wei who was full of resistance: "Why don't you want to go home?"

Chu Wei's mouth moved, and he didn't know what reason to talk about. He struggled between whether to continue pretending to be drunk, but still felt that there was no turning back when he opened the bow.In reality, it's not like in the TV series, when you wake up drunk and don't know anything about what happened when you were drunk.

It's fine if you're really drunk, but if Lu Jianliang wakes up tomorrow and thinks back to what happened tonight, remembering that he pretended to be drunk, then when he faces Lu Jianliang tomorrow morning, won't he have to dig out another two rooms and one living room ?

Chu Wei quickly made a decision.

Turning her head, Chu Wei looked at Lu Jianliang innocently, opened her mouth and began to say drunken words: "Because I'm a sofa, I can't leave my body."

"Pfft." Chu Wei clearly heard Lu Jianliang laugh, and then quickly suppressed the smile, coaxing him with a suppressed voice, "Yes, you are a sofa, but not the current one."

"It's the first time you've seen this sofa, right? You're the sofa at our house, and your body is still at home, so we have to go home, you know?" Lu Jianliang said to Chu Wei seriously, but his tone couldn't be restrained. smile.

How about lying to a child?

Chu Wei pouted, but still didn't let go of his hand, and decided to do it again, making it more real that he was drunk: "What evidence do you have to prove that my body is at home, and I will go home with you only if you show the evidence ?”

"Okay, okay." Lu Jianliang replied very patiently, holding back a smile and trying to think of how to prove that Chu Xiaowei is their sofa.I don't know if alcohol really lowers IQ, but it really reminded Lu Jianliang.

This time it was Chu Wei's turn to bury her face in the sofa and hold back a smile.

Because Lu Jianliang began to describe to him the style of their sofa in great detail, from the pattern to the style, the softness, the feeling of lying on it, and even the price.

Actually, it’s nothing, the main reason is that what Lu Jianliang is talking about is not the sofa in the two-bedroom apartment they live in now, what Lu Jianliang is describing to Chu Wei in detail now is the small house that lived near X University before. Here, Lu Jianliang sleeps on the sofa after working overtime every day.

God knows that Chu Wei himself doesn't know how much that sofa is, and what kind of obsession Lu Jianliang has with that sofa.

Chu Wei felt that he was going to be laughed to death by Lu Jianliang, and held back for a while, seeing that Lu Jianliang couldn't say anything, Chu Wei reluctantly let this guy go, after all, it looks really late .

"Well, I do have an impression of that sofa." Chu Wei pretended to approve, "Maybe my body is really at home, then let's go home."

Lu Jianliang heaved a sigh of relief after hearing this, and finally stood up and stretched out his hand to help Chu Wei who was drunk, but Chu Wei still hugged the sofa like that and remained motionless.

"?" Lu Jianliang blinked suspiciously, "What's the matter?"

Chu Wei made a very innocent look: "I'm a sofa, how can I walk." Chu Wei didn't believe in his acting skills at all, and he definitely couldn't walk with that drunken and elegant step.

Lu Jianliang is still very patient, or watching Chu Wei treat him like a baby, he enjoys everything, whether he really goes home or not is secondary.

"Then I'll carry you back?" Lu Jianliang recalled the feeling of holding Chu Wei that night, light and light, and the whole person was nestled in his arms. He felt that it would be no problem for him to hold ten of them!

This is a genius suggestion.

Chu Wei couldn't imagine the hot-eyed scene of a man and princess holding another man on the main road at all, although there should be no one on the main road at this time.

"No, you can't hug the sofa." Chu Wei said with certainty, still holding the sofa tightly with both hands.

"Okay." Lu Jianliang was a little disappointed, and put forward a more reasonable suggestion, "Then how about I carry you back?"

Of course it was no problem, Chu Wei smiled and put down the confined sofa at this moment. When he stood up from the sofa, he swayed uncontrollably, but he felt that he was quite stable.

In total, he was only two steps away from Lu Jianliang, and he walked out of a curve before reaching Lu Jianliang's side.

Lu Jianliang looked at Chu Wei with a smile and walked around him half a circle before walking slowly behind him, and when the others stood still, Lu Jianliang squatted down slightly and bent down to signal Chu Wei to come up.

Not long after, Lu Jianliang's back was heavy, and a pair of arms wrapped around his neck, sticking to his skin intimately, and his warm breath was next to his ears. Lu Jianliang heard Chu Wei's murmur: "Drunkard, don't put me I fell."

"Who is the drunkard?" Lu Jianliang felt very helpless, adjusted the posture of the man with his lower back slightly, and his tone was full of a smile that made people feel that the world was beautiful, "Let's go, let's go home. "

"Hmm." Chu Wei responded, and didn't feel that he yawned at all. He just felt that it was quite spacious on Lu Jianliang's back. He was obviously a drunk, but he didn't feel any discomfort on his back at all. He followed each other's steps and shook, as if sleeping on a rocking bed, feeling very secure.

Chu Wei fell asleep listening to Lu Jianliang humming a little tune that made people feel at ease and happy. When he woke up, he didn't know how long it had passed, and he had arrived at his door anyway.The reason why he woke up was because Lu Jianliang put down one hand to hold the key, which made Chu Wei lose his support for a moment and was awakened.

When he woke up, Chu Wei found that Lu Jianliang, who was carrying him on his back, was still humming, but this time Lu Jianliang hummed the song Chu Wei was very familiar with.

The classic song "Pig Bajie Carrying His Wife on the Back".

Chu Wei immediately became angry, saying who is Zhu Bajie!

This bastard Lu Jianliang is looking for death!Chu Wei opened his mouth and bit down on the neck in front of him.

After the bite, Chu Wei realized that something was wrong. He didn't seem to be the one carrying the person.

Lu Jianliang didn't expect to be attacked so suddenly, he took a deep breath, staggered without maintaining his balance, and spent all his strength trying to lean against the wall to make sure that the two of them didn't fall.

It wasn't because of the pain. Chu Wei didn't know if it was because he just woke up or because he drank alcohol. Lu Jianliang vaguely felt a little slippery to the touch.

"What are you doing?" Lu Jianliang's voice changed a little.

Chu Wei, who came to his senses, felt guilty. After hesitating for a while, he suddenly remembered that he was a drunk now, and immediately became more confident: "Just now I was dreaming and you scolded me again."

"If I scold you, just kiss me." Lu Jianliang looked at Chu Wei's natural look and endured it, but in the end he couldn't hold back his desire to complain. Is this something worthy of welfare treatment?

And what is another, when did he scold Chu Wei?

Thinking of this, Lu Jianliang suddenly remembered that he really said Chu Wei 'stupid', but that was just a scolding.

Lu Jianliang put down Chu Wei who had already woken up, and looked at Chu Wei who was innocent with his eyes open.

...that's called stating the facts.

Looking at Chu Wei helplessly, Lu Jianliang saw this guy muttering again and didn't know what to say, so he asked directly.

"It's not kissing, it's biting." Chu Wei plucked up his courage and loudly defended himself. He never cares about his loved ones!He is only greedy for someone's appearance, not his body.

He is a very principled Yangou, so he doesn't slander people so much.

After hearing this shout, Lu Jianliang stretched out his hand to touch the position of his neck, feeling a little disappointed inexplicably, and couldn't help but sigh.

Suddenly, Lu Jianliang had heard some inexplicable changes in the neighbors nearby, and remembering what Chu Wei had yelled just now, he was a little ashamed and panicked, so he quickly turned the key already inserted on the door, stretched out his hand, led Chu Wei in and quickly closed it the door.

Back home, the two were still chatting at the door, but now they were standing in the not-so-spacious entrance looking at each other, but they didn't speak for some reason.

It is completely different from the feeling outside, the whole space suddenly becomes private and intimate.

Somewhat strange.

Chu Wei felt the atmosphere a little ignorantly.

But Lu Jianliang stared at Chu Wei's collar, feeling his nose was a little hot, and asked Chu Wei with a strange tone, "Can you wash yourself?"

After Lu Jianliang opened his mouth, the strange atmosphere was instantly broken.Chu Wei rolled his eyes at Lu Jianliang, and replied very positively: "Of course there is no problem." After speaking, he turned around decisively, and walked towards his room resolutely and resolutely on a twisted route.

He wants a change of clothes.

Seeing Chu Wei like this, Lu Jianliang was a little worried, but soon Chu Wei took his pajamas and came out, still at the worrying pace, and went to the bathroom to wash up without any mistakes.

Lu Jianliang once again felt disappointed.

It's not like he can't help.

Twenty minutes later, Chu Wei finally came out after changing and washing, and staggered towards his room, but when Lu Jianliang saw that Chu Wei was about to enter his room, he stopped him.

Chu Wei looked back suspiciously, looked at Lu Jianliang, and saw that Lu Jianliang compared the location of the sofa in the living room: "You are in the wrong place, your body is over there, go to sleep."

Looking at Chu Wei following Lu Jianliang's finger: "..."

He shouldn't have any expectations of Lu Jianliang.