When the Master of Bliss is reincarnated as a Tang Monk

On high heat, heat up a pan and pour oil into it.When the oil starts to bubble out one after another, you can start to prepare, and then hold the tail of the scorpion and slowly slide it into the oil pan from the edge of the pan.

Soon, the aroma of the fried food that was thoroughly stimulated in the high-heat fat filled the entire surrounding space without reservation.

At this time, there is no need for anything more, just wait for a while, when the whole body of the scorpion is fried until golden, quickly fish it out of the pot, and then sprinkle the top with those from the imperial dining room The finest spices that were brought in and were only tributed to the royal family for consumption will suffice.

Tong Mo accepted the supper very happily, and had no intention of sharing it with Sun Wukong, who was also picked up to work overtime in the middle of the night and suffered a lot.

"..."

The Great Sage narrowed his eyes.

To be honest, although it is of course impossible for him to have any interest in this kind of food, but he has worked hard and been beaten, and now he has to watch Tong Mo eating by his side, he will feel uncomfortable no matter what.

And he has never been the kind of person who will hide his unhappiness in his heart and not express it—on the contrary, he is the kind who will definitely feel uncomfortable himself, and don't want to be happy for others. Everything has been turned upside down, it's better for everyone to feel uncomfortable together.

So the Great Sage stretched out his hand to get Tong Mo's food, but the latter deftly dodged it.

"Hey, what are you doing, Wukong?" Tong Mo frowned, showing a hypocritical smile, "Do you want to eat too?"

Of course Monkey King doesn't eat it. The only food monkeys love is fruit. It would be even better if it could be peaches.

He rejected Tong Mo's "invitation", and then realized with some helplessness that he actually had nothing to do with Tong Mo.The means that can be practically applied to the other party are all innocuous, let alone Tong Mo, Sun Wukong himself thinks that it is a meaningless method other than being funny.

And the method that can really get the effect obviously cannot be applied to Tong Mo's hands.Sun Wukong can't help but have a sense of being out of reach, just like holding a mortar//cannon to fight mosquitoes, there is no way to start.

"No, I'm not interested in that." Sun Wukong, who realized that he might not be able to threaten Tong Mo, replied in a disgruntled way, and then remembered some other questions that were almost ignored, "It's you, how did you come back?" What? Why do you always look like you can never get enough to eat?"

This really has to make Sun Wukong have some secret worries, such as whether there is something wrong with Tong Mo's body, which needs to be repaired and filled in this way.

But in fact, because of the existence of the system, Tong Mo is not completely ignorant of his physical condition.

So he was able to comfort Sun Wukong in turn: "Ah, it's okay."

"It's just a self-regulation of the body."

His journey to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures is advancing without slowing down, and with the constant progress, Tong Mo can feel that "something" in his body is beginning to be constantly awakened.

In order to support this kind of recovery, he needs more strength, several times that of the previous one. In terms of body perception, he needs more high-quality food.

Sun Wukong stared at him for a long time, and finally chose to press and ignore it like every time in the past.He raised his chin towards Tong Mo, that action was called arrogance, that was called domineering——

It would be great if what he wants to do is not to help Tong Mo shave the hair that grows out.

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"Second Senior Brother! Second Senior Brother!"

Zhu Bajie was dozing off dizzily at first, but he only heard Monk Sha calling him incessantly in his ears like a ghost.He was very impatient, and lowered his ears to avoid listening to the chant like chanting scriptures, but he couldn't stand Monk Sha who had the perseverance not to give up.

"What are you doing? It's late at night, why don't you sleep?" Zhu Bajie said in a half-dream and half-awake state, "You don't have to worry about Master, anyway, Eldest Senior Brother passed by, right?"

He didn't wait for Monk Sha's next response.

Zhu Bajie turned over and wanted to sleep again in a daze, but suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Too quiet.

It was so quiet that it would make people feel scalp numb, but there was no way to continue to sleep.

And although Zhu Bajie's appearance on weekdays is indeed delicious, lazy and useless, but no matter what, he is also the former Marshal of the Heavenly Court after all, so it's not so useless that he can't do anything.

Almost instinctively, Zhu Bajie rolled over from the spot and sat up, his hand had already touched his own rake, his eyes were clear, and he didn't look like he was drowsy before.

"Who's playing tricks on you, Grandpa Pig? Come out!"

The only response to him was the wind of "huhu". This scene looked like Zhu Bajie was singing a shameful one-man show.

But Zhu Bajie didn't dare to be careless, because he couldn't see Monk Sha anymore. Obviously, the other party had been talking to him persistently in his ear before, but disappeared in an instant.

As time passed by, Zhu Bajie's forehead was dripping with cold sweat.

Finally at a certain moment, as if he had admired Zhu Bajie's tense appearance enough, the malicious person in the secret came out from the shadows.

"Bold monster! Let me see who it is!"

Zhu Bajie caught the sound of the soles of shoes stepping on dead branches and leaves coming from the woods behind him.He waved a rake and smashed it viciously, but was easily blocked by an iron bar that looked too familiar.

The "Monkey King" who was wearing a bright yellow monk robe and a tiger skin skirt showed him an extremely provocative smile.

And the next moment, Zhu Bajie only felt that his eyes were darkened, and he was unconscious.

He had one last thought before passing out.

What kind of tricks is this monkey trying to play!