When the Master of Bliss is reincarnated as a Tang Monk

The system did not respond to Tong Mo's words.

Not only did it not respond, the system even after that day's conversation seemed to be dead. Even if Tong Mo took the initiative to poke, there was no "squeak", as if it did not exist at all.

...But Tong Mo knew that the system was definitely still staring at him.

Why?Because when Tong Mo tried to do something to humans, he was immediately punished by thunderous means from the system, warning him never to think about doing such petty tricks.

But even so, the system still hasn't communicated with Tong Mo... In Tong Mo's intuitive perception, it seems that their last conversation brought some great shock to the system, so that the system has been working on it these days. He was depressed about this matter, doing some of his own thinking, and had no time to be distracted to take care of him.

But on this day, they heard the sound of waves and boiling water from a distance.When you get close, what you can see is an endless river as wide as the sea blocking the way forward.

Sun Wukong jumped up and managed to take a look through the vast moonlight in the night, but he only had a width of three to five hundred miles, and he couldn't see it any further.But with sharp eyes, he saw a stone tablet farther away and the words recorded on it.

After reading the content recorded on it at a glance, Sun Wukong descended from the cloud and reported truthfully to Tongmo: "Master! I figured it out! This river is called Tongtian River, and it is [-] miles wide!"

Zhu Bajie just heard this, and immediately began to complain: "My good monkey brother, how can we cross a river that is [-] miles wide! It's good for the three of us to step on the cloud It flew over; it's just that the master is a mortal, I'm afraid we have to think about it in the long run!"

Sun Wukong was silent, but he also knew in his heart that what Zhu Bajie said might not be true.How to bring Tong Mo across the river is obviously the most difficult difficulty they need to consider and overcome this time.

Tong Mo originally wanted to touch his fan, but when he heard Sun Wukong say that the river is [-] miles wide, he quickly took his hand back, as if nothing had happened before.

Sun Wukong saw his little move, but he didn't say anything, but asked: "Master, what should I do?"

Tong Mo raised his hands, covered the lower half of his face with his wide sleeves, and quietly stuffed a mouthful of beef jerky into his mouth, then bent his eyebrows and said: "It's not a solution to stand deadlocked by the river, we Find a place to stay first. Wait till dawn tomorrow, take a good look at the river, and then think about how to cross the river."

No one has any objections to this proposal, and Zhu Bajie can't wait to raise his hands and feet to show his approval.

In terms of lying down and having fun, he and Tong Mo may be very compatible and share a common language.

After Tong Mo spoke like this, the four master and apprentice left the river for a while, and after walking for a while, they soon saw a village.They picked a house, and after knocking on the door, an old man who looked a bit old walked out.

With Tong Mo's eloquent tongue, it is not difficult to convince this old man who already has a good impression of the monks to take them in for a night.

It's just that when the other party orders the servants to serve some fast food to entertain them, it can be found that this enthusiastic old man always looks frowning, even if he is trying to entertain guests, that kind of smile It also seems to be soaked in bitterness.

Zhu Bajie put down the chopsticks in his hand with a "snap", and looked at the old man: "I said you are too boring, old man! It is true that I ate too much, old pig, but you don't have to put on such a picture face!"

The old man repeatedly begged for forgiveness: "What is this master talking about? My little old man, I also have some wealth in my family. I usually eat a lot of monks' porridge. It is just a few masters who eat more. This is a mere meal. The meal is not a problem."

"Then why do you keep looking at the four of us, master and apprentice, with a bitter face?" Zhu Bajie continued to ask persistently, as if the old man had to give an explanation before he would give up.

Seeing that there was really no way to evade it, the old man had no choice but to tell the truth about the reason for his depression: "The masters don't know something. Our village is called Chenjiazhuang; there is a fairy god enshrined in the village, called the king of inspiration. If there is a drought, it will rain, and if it is flooded, the water will stop, which can be regarded as keeping me in good weather."

Sun Wukong said strangely: "Although I have never heard of such a name, old Sun, it is a good one from what you say."

Uncle Chen immediately beat his chest, stamped his feet, and cried bitterly: "Little master, what are you talking about! The king of inspiration is so good, but there is only one thing. Every year, we enshrine boys and girls from our village to feed him and make tributes. This year is my family's turn. I am over half a hundred years old, but I only have this daughter; my brother and I are not much different in age, and there is only one son under my knee."

"Now I have to send them all to be eaten by the king. I couldn't bear it, so I showed a look of depression, which disturbed the interest of the few."

Tong Mo was drowsy at the side, not very interested in those human food, just in a daze.Hearing what old man Chen said now, he became more energetic, and said with a half-smile: "Oh? Do we have to eat a pair of virgin boys and girls every year?"

Old Uncle Chen didn't know why he asked this question, but he still answered his question: "That's exactly the case. In our village, the young children have been eaten to death... If this continues, alas..."

Zhu Bajie wiped his mouth: "Then why don't you invite a monk or a Taoist priest to come and take this monster away?"

Uncle Chen smiled wryly: "It's not like I haven't tried it before, but the king of inspiration has great powers. Those monks and Taoists are no match, but they just died in vain."

"After doing this several times, we don't dare to continue to try anymore, so we can only muddle along like this."

"What's so difficult about this!" Zhu Bajie patted his chest, "Old Chen, you serve our master and apprentice with all your heart, and I won't hide it from you, old pig. My master is an eminent monk who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures; And the few of us are the gods specially sent by the gods and Buddhas to protect the master all the way west."

"I think I, Laozhu, was the Marshal of the Canopy, in charge of the Tianhe [-] navy! But the monsters in the river, no matter whether he is inspired or not, Laozhu, if I go out, I must be able to catch them!"

Uncle Chen was overjoyed when he heard the words, and hurriedly begged Zhu Bajie to help him, and he would be the only one to rescue him.

"Good talk! Good talk!"

"My old pig doesn't want anything else, just let me have a good meal, and the lives of you brothers and daughters will definitely be taken back by you!"

Uncle Chen was overjoyed, and hurriedly ordered his servants to bring the rice to the steamer in a bamboo tube. The steamer was filled with snow-white and fragrant steamed buns, each about the size of a grown man's fist.

Zhu Bajie's eyes lighted up, and he gorged himself. He didn't want to guess how many mouthfuls he swallowed, but Monkey King grabbed his ears and pulled him hard.

"Aches, aches, aches!" Zhu Bajie yelled repeatedly, "You monkey, don't you even allow me to have a bite of rice?"

Monkey King scolded him: "Idiot! I want to see how you plan to help them solve this problem!"

"What's so difficult about it?" Zhu Bajie asked, "When my old pig is full, I'll take a rake and go straight down to the river, and hammer that king of inspiration to pieces!"

"Humph……"

Sun Wukong didn't believe even a single punctuation mark when Zhu Bajie said these words.He turned his head and said to Uncle Chen, "When will you sacrifice boys and girls?"

Uncle Chen wiped away his tears and said, "It's tonight."

Sun Wukong laughed: "What's the difficulty?"

He saw a pair of sons and daughters of the Chen family brothers, forced Zhu Bajie to change their bodies together with himself, and only planned to be sent to replace the pair of boys and girls, but he wanted to take a good look at who the monster was.

Then Monkey King felt that his arm was being pulled.He followed his strength to look over, and saw Tong Mo clasping his hands towards him, showing a very cunning smile: "Wukong——"

He dragged his tone: "Since it's a monster that eats boys and girls every year, then..."

He didn't finish his sentence, but Sun Wukong, who already knew something about Tong Mo, immediately understood what Tong Mo wanted.

Needless to say, he must be greedy for that monster.

Thinking about how pitiful Tong Mo is on a daily basis, they may not be able to meet a monster that meets Tong Mo's desire to eat for a month, Sun Wukong can't help feeling a little compassionate, so he is full of requests for Tong Mo He agreed: "If there is a chance, I will help you pay attention."

"Yeah!" Tong Mo immediately cheered, smiling at Sun Wukong, "Thank you, Wukong."

Without further ado, Master Chen immediately ordered his servants to carry the young master and the young lady out, and showed them to Monkey King and Zhu Bajie.When seeing the two people using the magic trick to transform into a boy and a virgin, there is no one who is not convinced, and only knows that they are chanting "Xianjia Kungfu" repeatedly.

"Old man Chen, just take a look, is there any difference between our brothers and your children?"

Master Chen just kept saying that there would be no more alike than this, and he was going to kowtow to thank him, but was stopped by Monkey King.

"We monks don't like that. You just need to take good care of my master, and I, my grandson, will help you get through this!"

"Haha, come on Wukong."

At this time, the palanquin that was beating gongs, drums and suona to pick people up had already arrived at the door, urging Mr. Chen to send the children out as soon as possible.

"Then I will leave everything to the two immortal masters." Master Chen bowed deeply to Monkey King and Zhu Bajie who had turned into boys and girls.

"It's easy to say, easy to say." Zhu Bajie chuckled, "After the matter is completed, you can just let Lao Zhu have a full meal."

The two of them were carried away by the sedan chair, Master Chen fidgeted in circles, and finally couldn't help the worry in his heart, he went to talk to Tong Mo: "Eminent Monk, do you think this can be done?"

"What's wrong with this?"

Tong Mo didn't understand his worry, and had already started to think about it... Since it was a monster born in the river...

Could it be fish?Or shrimp?Or maybe a crab bastard?

Tong Mo stood up.

When Master Chen saw his big move, he panicked immediately: "What, what's wrong? Did you suddenly think of something that needs to be paid attention to?"

"Ah, yes, it's really urgent." Tong Mo tapped his fan on his palm, "Excuse me, where is the kitchen?"

"……kitchen?"

"Yes, if possible, prepare a copy of all the troubles such as onion, ginger and garlic."