This female worm is arrogant [Zerg]

Spring is warm, flowers are blooming, and the sun is warm in the afternoon. Gu Zhen was awakened by the sunlight.

Ever since Yi Er left his job and helped him shovel the soil and water the flowers every day to cultivate new types of snow glass and some more beautiful flower seeds, Gu Zhen has become very idle.

As the saying goes, waking up at three poles in the sun is a great blessing.

Gu Zhen is the real Daifuku.

At this time, after drinking saliva, brushing his teeth and washing his face, someone jumped down from the second floor in high spirits... jumped to the side of his wife, hugged him, and took a bite.

Yi Er, who was leaning on a hoe and just finished driving, was not frightened by the man who suddenly appeared, and raised his wrist to look at the time: "Well, it's already 01:30, I didn't know it before, I'm not at home, You are so close to the bed."

"It's your fault." Gu Zhen hugged Yi Er for a while, and took two deep breaths of his warm fragrance: "If you sleep with me, maybe I can get up earlier."

Yi Er smiled silently: "Yes, my fault."

The two couples just stood in the vegetable garden like this, talking to each other... But, in the eyes of the servants in the house, this is very eye-catching.

because……

Il is wearing a very neat and neat white sweatshirt at this time, the muscles of the shoulders extend to the waist, the inner layer is neatly tucked in the belt, the outer layer swings slightly with the movement, the cuffs are slightly rolled up due to work, but it is also Very upright.

Look at Mr. Gu again—he is wearing a pair of underpants, still black and red, his upper body is naked, and his two big arms, which are as strong as a female insect, are dangling.

The waiters sighed one after another: Sure enough, if there is an advantage, there is also a disadvantage. If this hero is replaced by other insects, it may not be able to do it.

Seeing the servants looking towards the garden, Yi Er's eyes sank slightly, and soon...all the insects left the scene, except Yi Er, who took off his coat and put it on Gu Zhen .

Obviously, in this world, Gu Zhen is still the same as before, the man who came out of the mountains, no matter how handsome he is on the surface, he is also rough in private.

It is not considered lazy, but it is also recognized as rough by the whole family.

Mr. Gu understood very well that as a 'little daughter-in-law', he couldn't show his upper body, so he put on his clothes immediately, humming and making excuses... and went back to his room to change.

The time came to 03:30 in a flash, the time for kindergarten to leave school.

Yi Er went to pick up the child, and Gu Zhen was looking forward to it at home.

But when the car came back, there were one, two, three...the four that jumped out were all wiping their tears.

Mr. Gu was unhappy when he saw it, and subconsciously felt that his wife criticized him.

But after thinking about it... Yier actually never said a word about these four children, even if his face was downcast, he never paid any attention to that "four-baby little girl".

This time even the fourth baby was crying.

"Did you mention them?" He hugged all four children distressedly, and Gu Zhen hugged the big cub with shining eyes for a long time: "Look at my big cub crying, the worst thing is, he has turned into a little cat .”

The names of the four dogs in the family are all chosen by Gu Zhen. I can’t remember the genealogy 800 years ago, so I picked a few words that feel very atmospheric and beautiful to make names.

The eldest is Gu Haochen, the second is Gu Haoxuan, the third is Gu Haoran, and the fourth is Gu Haoyue.

But in private, he is still called Big Cub, Second Cub, Third Cub, and Little Cub... This is an improved version of Chong Da Chong II, if the three females in the family think that he calls the children so unreasonable, they will really be able to continue like this Call.

At this time, holding Gu Haochen who was crying the most, he whimpered and groaned: "Yes, it is in the kindergarten... woo..."

"Ah!" Zhizi Mo Ruofu, Gu Zhen understood in seconds, and slapped his thigh: "Is that Kermit saying your names are weird again? I'll go find his father! Don't worry about your name, okay?" Guys, you still run on us with similar names!"

"No." Il took off the small schoolbags of the cubs with a smile, carried them neatly in his hands, and replied, "Don't worry. Why are you so angry about the children?"

Seeing the little smile on the daughter-in-law's lips, Gu Zhen felt that it might not be a big deal... and then looked at the crying little face, his eyes were still full of anger.

Can't be angry about the children?

That Kermit was big because he was a female, and he always bullied the four of his family. Every time he came back, it was Kermit who bullied them again.

Originally, the males on this planet are not strong, and the genes of his earthlings can overwhelm the males but not the females. As a result, every time this Kermit is mentioned, the background music in Mr. Gu's heart is "I will do whatever I want" All the people look up to him'—I can't wait to kill his father with a knife.

"I don't care! Anyway, you females are a group of old men! This kindergarten is also full of females! I am a male, I can play tricks! You wait for our cub to finish talking, I have to go and have a good time with his male father Theory theory is not allowed!"

I don't know when, "You females are all little girls" in Mr. Gu's mouth changed to "You females are all old men"... Yi Er smiled very docilely.

"Okay, they're still young, they don't understand yet... the cubs are attracted to each other due to the nature of male and female, but they don't know how to measure, and sometimes the way to attract attention is not right, so it takes time to teach them to take care of the male and female." Insects, kindergarten is the place to teach them, the law does not blame children, doesn’t it?”

As he said that, he led his family's hero into the door, and after giving each cub a mini popsicle to appease, he took another look at Mr. Gu who was still waiting for an answer.

"Let's talk about it first. This time, it has nothing to do with Kermit. Kermit also helped the third child fight."

"Is it?"

"Hmm. It's a new kid from the garden... The female father in his family is a farmer. Nowadays, the industry is more technologically advanced, and farmers are really rare, so he belongs to the kind of female that breeds new types of seeds."

"He's also a farmer?" Gu Zhen felt that this was quite similar to himself, they both faced the loess and their backs to the sky: "So, what's wrong with this new kid?"

"This new kid... this new kid, he, he..." Yi Er said, suddenly turned his eyes sideways, couldn't hold back, and laughed: "No, I can't say it."

"???"

Gu Zhen looked at the girl who was more cheerful than the three Xiongzi, and squatted in front of her: "Xiao Xiao, tell Dad what's going on."

Gu Haoyue frowned, and leaned on Gu Zhen: "It was Babrick who brought his father's socks to school, and said...that his father's socks could stand up. Many children are very envious Another Chong said that our father also planted things, so he couldn’t. Then my brother was very angry, he said, who said we can’t! Our father’s socks will stand upside down! But he didn’t believe it, and he still fought with us, and even hit us."

Mr. Gu: "..."

Apart from the sound of the four cubs sobbing slightly, the room was eerily silent.

After a long while, Gu Zhen, who was covering his face, finally understood why Yi Er couldn't say anything. At this moment, he was smiling uncontrollably, and looked up at Yi Er: "...I'm not so sloppy, am I?"

Yi Er threw Lei to Gu Zhen with a smile: "So, your four children have made an appointment with others, and tomorrow they will bring socks that can stand upside down to school for display. May I ask how you deal with it."

Bringing upside down socks to a school demonstration? ?

Mr. Gu can guarantee that this is the most difficult 'homework' since the children went to kindergarten!

So he stood up abruptly, and pointed at his wife angrily: "Stop talking to me here! The father they are talking about, why not you!"

Yi Er looked down at the soft white socks he was wearing, and felt a little guilty: "I'm so sorry, I'm not up to date."

Gu Zhen: "...!!!"

You are not up to date?Then I will be angry?

outrageous! !

The angry Mr. Gu didn't understand why the children would always compare strange things. The last time it seemed that it was farther than "whose house has more holes in the wall"... Gu Zhen's newly renovated house, for this hole, I specially looked for the eyes drilled by insects, so that the kids won.

So, this time, they are also farmers, and he must not be inferior!

Back in the room, Gu Zhen took out all her socks, arranged them one by one, and tried to pick out the most 'hard' ones.

In the end, I found out that he was indeed... quite disappointing.

It stands to reason that Yi Er, who is a soldier, should be rougher, but in fact, Gu Zhen's socks were taken off and washed, and they were not as good as Yi Er's as if they were new.

But there is absolutely no way to stand upside down! !

Carrying his own socks, Gu Zhen finally decided to make it as an after-school handicraft.

So, I put on socks, put on plastic wrap, and tried to make it sweat a little more... In the end, after one afternoon, it was covered in a mess, and the smell went straight to my head when I took it off, and the socks became soft instead.

The whole family worked on these two socks together for the whole afternoon, and it was already nine o'clock. Before going to bed, the four cubs smelled the smell from the two feet that their male father had covered all afternoon, and gradually realized that they were blowing out the socks. The cow couldn't make it happen, and his eyes were slightly red, and he sneaked behind Yi Er.

"Go to sleep." Gu Zhen rushed into the bathroom and put his feet under the faucet: "Tomorrow I will make it stand up!"

After hearing this, Yi Er just smiled sullenly, feeling that the hero of his family sometimes looks like a child when he is childish.

The other four said one after another: "Thank you, Dad! Good night, Dad!" Then they ran up the stairs together.

Gentle palms covered the dull and pale feet, and Yi Er rubbed them with great distress: "Why do you have to be so serious, children are easy to fool."

"Do you have any good ideas?"

"For example...get some glue and dissolve it in water, wash it, and it will harden after drying. Don't talk about standing upside down, you can do somersaults."

"Isn't that a lie?"

"Why not?"

Gu Zhen, who was holding one foot in his arms, jumped down from the sink: "Not bad...that's a good idea." Then he immediately searched for glue.

The next day, Mr. Gu's four babies successfully went to the larval garden with a basket of socks that could stand upside down.

I don't know how to show it specifically. Anyway, when they came back, the four were not very happy, and expressed it hummingly: "He said that his female father's hoe was polished, and then...then..." The voices of the three male sons became softer as they spoke.

The fourth child took the last sentence: "Brother said, our father's hoe is as short as the end of a pencil!"

"You want to take it to the competition again?" Gu Zhen glanced at his new hoe, gritted his teeth, found the whetstone from the warehouse, carried it domineeringly and threw it into the yard: "No problem! Isn’t it just grinding an iron pestle into a needle! Let me go!”

Il: "..."

I always feel that there are five children in this family, not four.