This female worm is arrogant [Zerg]

The little prince leisurely ate a dinner-like barbecue at Gu Zhen's house.

Fortunately, Mr. Gu's family has a big business, and he is not afraid of entertaining the royal family, but there are a lot of leftover meals... It should be spent and saved, and all of them are stuffed into the refrigerator. In the next two or three days, he will probably live on beef and mutton.

After the little prince left, Gu Zhen lay on the sofa... waiting for Cang Lan who went upstairs to change clothes to come down.

Yi Er saw that Cang Lan went upstairs to pack his things as soon as the little prince left, so he knew about it, sat beside Gu Zhen, and asked him softly.

"You said that?"

Gu Zhen: Well, I told him.

Seeing that the hero only flickered and said nothing, Yi Er said helplessly: "It's useless if you don't speak, I can see that, you told him."

Gu Zhen: Yes, I said it, I told him.I just didn't talk to you with my mouth.What's the matter?Are you going to arrest me?

"Stop making trouble." Yi Er stretched out his hand quietly, put his slightly larger palm on the palm of the hero, and coaxed him softly: "It's okay to be angry, don't ignore me."

Gu Zhen: I don't ignore you. Married couples talk about everything, but divorced couples have nothing to say. Isn't that common sense?

"Huh?" Il saw that Gu Zhen was looking at him, as if he was talking to him, and knew in his heart that the hero of his family was a talkative person, so he might answer him in his heart, and moved a little closer to him to deliberately misinterpret: "Is he talking?" Do you like me?"

"I like your fart." Gu Zhen pushed him away, complaining in his heart that he was getting more and more stinky and shameless, rolled his eyes and turned to go upstairs...but he opened his mouth, so he simply added: "Go to your old worm king Go! Be Shu Chuan's stepmother in the future, it will be great."

Il: "..."

Finally knew what he was angry about.

Obviously two days ago because of the divorce, she was really angry, but she didn't ignore him. Ever since the little prince came, she didn't open her mouth to talk to him.

"Alas." After sighing muffledly, Yi Er leaned against the door and looked at Shu Chuan who was tidying up the yard because of his cannibalism: "I asked you to help prepare it, when will it be ready? No matter how bad it is, I will This marriage may be completely divorced."

Shu Chuan put down his big broom, turned around like a Shaolin sweeping monk, and shook him in the air to express his dissatisfaction: "Then why don't I prepare! You want this and that! I'm a magician, and I'll give it to you as soon as I raise my hand." To turn into a rabbit, I have to have a rabbit too?"

"You have, didn't you manage the military aviation before?"

"You also said it was in the past! Now it's the bastard who replaces Love. He wants to replace Mario as the confidant of the Worm King. How close can he get to me?"

"..." Yi Er approached him and pulled down his rolled up cuffs: "Well, if you can't do it, don't force it. I just saw that you didn't eat a few mouthfuls. I was annoyed. I invite you to dinner."

Being so close, Shu Chuan raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you going to accompany your hero?"

"He's going to see Urik with Cang Lan later... I don't think I'm suitable for being together, it will affect the conversation, besides, I have to meet the Emperor of Zombies after dinner."

"What did you see him for?"

"Let him give me the military flight, and by the way... talk about whether I can still be the assistant king if I fail to remarry successfully, or if I really can't, it would be good to be your 'stepmother'."

Shu Chuan: "Stepmother? What is it?"

Seeing that Yi Er left just like that, Shu Chuan hurriedly shouted a few words from behind: "Hey! Don't you tell your hero... come back soon?!"

Gu Zhen was in the room at this time.

His face was as black as a ball of coal, and so was the person, because of Yi Er's words, he exploded on the spot.

He didn't even think about it, the mental power that had finally merged into his body and became a part of him had independent thinking, and he decided to stop this bastard, and suddenly appeared outside the courtyard, standing in front of Yi Er.

Before he could speak, he saw his smiling eyes.

"You don't want to look at me." With his hands behind his back, he rubbed against Gu Zhen like a girl in love under a cherry blossom tree: "You care about me, don't you?"

"Brother." Gu Zhen's scalp was a little numb, and he pushed him away, continuing to keep a cold face: "Is it on purpose? You don't want to think about it, do you?"

"On purpose." Although Il was pushed away, he was still very happy to see the angry look of the person in front of him, and took his hand: "Do you know what I said to the Zonghuang yesterday?"

"Who cares what bullshit you say."

Gu Zhen really wanted to know.

But his mouth didn't want to know.

Yi Er chuckled twice, raised his finger to the sky: "Look?"

Gu Zhen's sneering words did not delay his curiosity, and he looked up at the sky he was pointing at.

At this time, the night had just fallen, the street lights on the street were still not on, and the sky was extremely quiet in the evening wind.

"Look at what?"

"Shh."

El leaned against him, waiting quietly.

One second, two seconds.

Three seconds later, huge sparks began to explode in the sky... There was a bang, which shook the heavens and the earth, startled Gu Zhen, and even felt the ground tremble a few times.

"Do you like it?" Yi Er's lips curled up in a smile, and he leaned close to Gu Zhen and rubbed his neck again: "Can you forgive me?"

"So?" Gu Zhen looked confused and didn't know what was going on: "Did you put a gas tank in the sky for me to see?"

"No, I heard from Cang Lan that when the ancient humans were happy, they would set off something that would explode and explode in the sky. People would be very happy. There will be your favorite airships in the future, all of which are based on military parades It is made according to the specifications, only the worm king can enjoy this kind of treatment, and the cruise light is very beautiful at night...Aren't you happy?"

As for the matter of 'hearing about humans', don't you remember the last time you had a surprise in the hidden crab?

Can you still figure this out?

Gu Zhen knew that Yi Er did this because he thought he couldn't love the plane, but still couldn't ignore the thunder just now, and twitched the corner of his lower lip: "So what did you blow up?"

Il felt like he was frightened by the hero, and he didn't expect the voice to be so loud, and he whispered with a little confidence: "It's nothing, I just asked the Emperor of Zombies to allow me to find a cannon group and blast a cannon into the sky... ..."

Let the artillery regiment, aiming at the sky... fired a cannonball.

Gu Zhen took back his previous one-dollar bet on him being stupid.

It's not two, it's silly.

He closed his eyes, and it was just passing by: "Okay, this is your apology? Right."

"If you need me to be more sincere...I bought this." Yi Er took it out of his pocket and put it in front of Gu Zhen at a loss: "This thing...Cang Lan said that human beings will also get married When you buy a ring and propose, it’s like when you gave me flower seeds, you said you would buy it for me, but I didn’t know what it meant at the time... I, I rejected you, so I made you feel that I don’t I like it. I'll buy it for you now, and I'll... propose, and propose to you again, okay?"

That's more or less.

What Gu Zhen wanted was this kind of attitude, not some fancy military parade, so he took the ring and took a look at it.

It is a blue diamond ring, both of which are slightly thicker typical men's models, the diamonds are not small, and they are quite beautiful.

"Alas." After sighing, Gu Zhen said in his heart that he owed him a ring all along.

There have been a lot of shit going on and on these days, and I have never been free to give him a 'marriage certificate'. It is said that the wedding ring can be tied up, and it is probably his fault that he didn't give it away, so he didn't tie up his wife and let him divorce on his own. went.

Now that this is the case, let's kneel down to my wife again.

Thinking about it, Gu Zhen took the ring from his daughter-in-law, and when he was about to kneel down, he knelt down on one knee for him in advance, but his eyes didn't look like a person kneeling and begging at all.

"For the matter of marriage proposal, whoever is in charge will come. I won't say anything extra, I told you last time, this is the last time, there will be no next time."

"..." Yier slightly pouted, feeling weird, reached out to help him up, took back the ring and coughed twice: "Let me do it."

"It's impossible—"

Before Gu Zhen finished speaking, a huge spark exploded in the sky again—a bang, like lightning hitting a mountain, and it made ears ring.

"???" Gu Zhen looked back at the sky in shock, and asked tremblingly, "How much more... have you prepared?"

"There are a lot of them. I greeted the Environmental Protection Association in advance, so don't worry."

Who cares about the environment!Is Lao Tzu the kind of person who cares about everything?I only worry about my ears!

Gu Zhen roared in his heart, took the ring back again, and put it on him involuntarily: "Okay! Remember what you said at the beginning, my slave, my dog, you just ran away like this? What do you think of me? I haven’t heard of any family guard who ran away from the pursuers in order to protect the owner! I have never heard of any slave who dared to loose the chains by himself, you rebelled against you.”

Yi Er pursed his lips, his ears turned red, and complained in a low voice: "This example doesn't seem right..."

Gu Zhen didn't want to argue with him, just pinched his nose and emphasized the point: "There will be no next time."

"Yes." Yi Er nodded aggrievedly and repeated: "There will be no next time."

After finishing speaking, another explosion sounded in the sky, shaking Gu Zhen's heart so much that it jumped a few more times...Hanging his forehead.

"Hurry up and call your artillery regiment and tell them not to bombard them. The sound of the firecrackers is exciting. You are going to fight. Hurry up, I have to take Cang Lan to see Urik after finishing it...their relationship When I think about it now, my head hurts, how could it be like this."

"Yeah." Yi Er immediately reached out to take out his phone, seeing that Gu Zhen was really upset because of Cang Lan's incident, he comforted him softly: "There will always be all kinds of sorrow and joy in life, human beings don't always say that blessings come with disasters Yi, misfortune and blessing? Sometimes the good and the bad are connected. Cang Lan adopted Gu Xi, and she will definitely take care of the female father in the future, and she will not be alone. We all have to believe that no matter how gloomy the fate is, There will be a bright light at the next stop to disperse everything. I met you in the darkest moment, and Cang Lan will also meet what she wants..."

It is rare for Gu Zhen to hear such a literary confession from him.

However, before the words fell to the ground, they heard another crashing sound—this time, they saw a huge sparking thing crashing towards them like an asteroid!

"I'm stupid!" Gu Zhen pulled Yi Er, like a monster who hides from the invisible, and drilled at a seemingly safe angle: "I told you to call quickly! You must bring me a few more spoonfuls of chicken soup! What the hell is this?" ! Fuck the sparks, so hurry up, come here!"

In a hurry, Gu Zhen almost didn't even think about it, so he unzipped the zipper of his padded jacket, and involuntarily pressed Yi Er, who was still in a daze because it didn't seem to be the artillery fire he had arranged, to the bottom of a big tree. His clothes and his body completely enveloped him!

Il was wrapped in his arms, feeling the hero's thoughtfulness towards him at such a critical moment, his eye sockets became hot... Then he quickly turned over, condensed his mental power into a shield, and hugged him tightly.

Accompanied by countless spark jets falling from the sky, with a bang sound, an extremely similar scene appeared again...

In the garden of Gu Zhen's house, a strange silver spherical spaceship landed. Because of the inertia and sparks of this thing, the fountain was smashed in an instant. In the yard, Gu Zhen just built a grape trellis, just waiting for the next spring to plant some climbing vines The plants, some fruits I planted at home, are all smoking now, and the front garden of the whole villa looks like a dilapidated factory.

In a blink of an eye, a guy with a dark face climbed out of the round spaceship sprayed with sparks, shook his emerald green hair, slapped, and fell to the ground... his body stretched out the broken space suit , turned into a huge green flower bug.

……

Cang Lan, who had changed into her travel clothes in the house and was about to go to see Urik, was completely frightened.

He and Bailey just stood by the door blankly, watching Yi Er, who was mentally damaged by the shock at this moment and pale and blue, was quickly led in by Gu Zhen to check the guy lying on the ground.

"Hometown?"

Gu Zhen didn't expect him to come back, but it was useless to check his pulse when facing the bug, so he could only try to instill some spiritual power into his body.

It wasn't until two or three minutes later that Bai Hang woke up coughing from his coma.

The big caterpillar lying on the ground softened all its paws, and slumped on the ground in a daze, crying and patting its paws: "Who fired the cannon! It was so accurate...you can hit it at the speed of light... Woo! My waist... ..."