This female worm is arrogant [Zerg]

Early the next morning, when Gu Zhen woke up, Yi Er had already left.

Gu Zhen instantly understood: Oh...it was a 'quarrel' yesterday, so I can't pick him up to and from get off work today.

When they went downstairs, the two females were busy in the kitchen, and Gu Zhen drank some water by the way.

Thinking of Yi Er's aggrieved expression, and the tears in his eyes because he felt sorry for him later, Gu Zhen, who had never seen him really shed tears, felt a little relieved.

The more I think about it now, the more I wish I could think of a worse way to make him cry again.

Being able to make a man who is one size bigger than me cry, is this the pinnacle of life, right? !

Thinking about it, Gu Zhen raised her hand and bowed to the chandelier on the ceiling: bless the chandelier, bless the chandelier, I hope the Mario that Il 'plays' doesn't respond today, and then continue at night, I'm not happy enough.

It seems that the two female insects who are in charge of cooking have not been done yet. Gu Zhen is free to move around, shoveling soil and planting flowers every day.

What's more, he is like playing the game 'Diamond Acceleration', and he can also ripen mentally... After planting the ripening, pull it out, and then plant it again. After a while, there are more than N packs of double-petal snow glass. Seeds accumulate around.

Compared with the past, his mental power was fully recharged with the back and forth. Before, he could only stimulate about 20 mental power at one time, but now [-] trees are no problem.

It's more like a game. Others upgrade by cutting monsters, while he upgrades by planting.

After breaking through a new record again and ripening 230 flowers at one time, looking at the sea of ​​flowers all over the ground, Gu Zhen, who was exhausted and turned around with a shovel in hand, saw a figure behind him from the corner of his eye, and quickly hugged him.

As he was using his mental power, he concentrated his nerves, and subconsciously dodged quickly. When he turned his head, he saw Cang Lan with a black shirt on his upper body, black trousers on his lower body, black leather shoes on his feet, and a strange black scissor-like object in his hand. I fell to my knees.

Gu Zhen helped him up, and teased with a smile: "Are you going to change your career to become an assassin in black? Assassinate me?"

Cang Lan patted the dirt on her knees.Knowing that Yi Er has a lot of troubles at work, since he returned to the team, Gu Zhen has never left his heart at home, and is always floating outside, explaining with a slightly complaining look in his eyes.

"Urik always goes crazy at every turn, overturning porridge and rice... The black color is stain-resistant and easy to wash. I've been wearing it for three or four days and it's dark before you realize it."

It is true that Gu Zhen was so busy playing with his wife these days that he didn't have time to pay attention to Cang Lan, but he was obviously more curious about the thing he used to 'hold' him just now.

"What are you holding in your hand?"

"Crab pliers." Like a pair of scissors, Cang Lan held the strange claws with a click, and after teasing Gu Zhen, said: "Bailey bought a super big crab today, and I will make crab porridge later. Waiting for you to go in and chop a knife is cool."

Gu Zhen snorted, and asked with a smile, "Chop a knife? Is there a discount?"

Cang Lan, who had never seen a shopping software like Pinduoduo, didn’t understand it, so she taught him seriously: “It’s for you to chop, and besides, if you’ve already bought it, what’s the discount? You don’t need a crab money now , still bargaining? Isn’t it good to take care of civilians?”

"Well, well, be a good person, do good deeds, and get rewarded."

While speaking, Gu Zhen had already squatted on the ground and washed his hands with the watering pipe. As the only 'male master' of the family, he entered the house enthusiastically, intending to show off his skills in front of these female insects and kill the big crab with one knife. In the end...

"Fuck..."

I saw a crab as big as a miniature car on a folding table measuring two meters by two meters.

Gu Zhen looked up at the big guy whose crab eyes were comparable to his own fist, and asked Bailey in astonishment: "This is the crab you bought?!"

Bailey supported the crab claw and nodded with a smile: "That's right. The boss said it's the king crab, and you will be blessed if you eat it."

Originally, Gu Zhen thought that the crab claws in Cang Lan's hand were the two big claws in front of him, so he guessed that it was only the size of a crab. Thin pliers!

Gu Zhen, who didn't know where it was brought into the house, turned around and left: "...Are you asking me to have fun? Are you asking me to be a coolie? I won't do it!"

"It can't be helped...it's too big." The two females smiled, one blocked him, and the other clamped him with crab claws: "Come on, come on! Let's do it together! Il comes back to eat crabs at night, I know it is How happy he was that you killed him!"

Thinking about it this way, Gu Zhen felt it was okay to stand still.

Give it to my daughter-in-law, even if you are tired.

So, he moved a stool, climbed onto the big crab, and with an ax in his hand, he split open its joint shell bit by bit, and only one leg was separated, and his arm was almost numb from the shock.

"Damn... No wonder my grandfather said when I was born that I will be different in the future. When I was poor, I watched the anchor on my mobile phone eating breaded crabs. I thought about when I was rich and I would eat breaded crabs. Now it's good. Guy... van crab, who has eaten it."

Gu Zhen muttered to himself while chopping, and the two female insects underneath looked lazy, laughing because of what he said.

However, if you are lazy, you are lazy, and it is a man's responsibility to love females.

After finally picking out a crab leg, Gu Zhen was exhausted as it fell to the ground. He lay on the crab and asked Bailey, "When did you bring such a big thing back? Why didn't I see it?" ?”

Bailey picked up the huge crab leg and replied: "Just this morning, Il helped me throw it in from the open-air balcony on the second floor. You were sleeping at the time, and when you came down, this crab was also placed here... Didn't you see it?"

"Well, I really didn't notice..."

Gu Zhen pursed her lips, thinking that she had been reminiscing about the process of "teaching her daughter-in-law" last night in the morning, but she really didn't see it... so she had to work harder and continue to split its legs one after another.

After the eight crab legs had been cut off, the crab had only two large pincers left. Gu Zhen pointed the ax at its navel, intending to make a gap for it first, so that it could lie down.

Who knew that when the ax struck, the crab actually moved twice, and then the navel opened...

It turned out that the inside of the crab had been hollowed out a long time ago, and a layer of plastic film was built on the inner layer, and Yi Er hid in it. When he came out, the little flower in his hand sprinkled it, and rushed over to hug Gu Zhen!

"Da da da da~" The two female insects spread their hands while the petals were falling: "How is it! Il is on vacation today! Are you surprised!"

At this moment, he almost used his strength to split the mountain and raised the ax to chop, but suddenly he saw a person coming out of the crab's stomach, and hurriedly retracted Gu Zhen, who was still hugged by the little pink flowers on his head... the whole person was almost Come to the spot and dodge Thomas, his mind is numb.

After a long time, Gu Zhen asked quietly, "Did Mario look for you today?"

Yi Er raised his head from his neck and replied blankly: "No... I didn't go to the team."

Gu Zhen: "Hehe."

……

Il was fined to kneel again.

Not only him, but also the other two female insects were also kneeling in the garden clutching their earlobes... Xu was puzzled, so the three of them discussed the reason in a low voice.

Bailey: "Isn't that a bad idea? He looks pleasantly surprised."

Cang Lan: "I said earlier, this is a bit dangerous..."

Il: "Forget it... There's nothing he can do if he doesn't like it, just take it as a lesson from failure, and next time I'll hide it with something else."

"You want to hide something else?!" Sitting in the courtyard, Gu Zhen, who was still in fear of almost killing his wife, pointed at him angrily and yelled, "You shouldn't hide it, just take it on vacation! What's the big deal?" The crab is hiding someone, and you asked me to chop it with a knife, which of you three has such a bad idea!"

Bailey pointed at Cang Lan to inform: "It's him. He said that when ancient humans surprise their lovers, they would hide in something and then sprinkle flowers."

Cang Lan refused twice: "It's not me! I just mentioned it. You said it. You have long fallen in love with the king crab in the market. You can still eat it after you use it up. Why blame me! It's obvious that you want to eat it." Buy crabs!"

Bailey: "You also said that crab stomachs are very suitable for hiding insects! Don't you plan to have crab porridge this morning, fried crab roe at noon, and crab meat stew powder at night?"

Cang Lan: "If you buy it, you will definitely eat it? Could it be that you buy a crab and don't eat it just to hide it?"

……

During the whole process, only Yi Er didn't say a word. When he saw the corners of his lips curling into a smile, Gu Zhen took off the slippers under his feet and threw them on him.

"Still laughing, apologize to me."

Yi Er obeyed him with a smile: "I'm sorry ~ Lord!"

"Huh..." Gu Zhen covered his face, thinking in his heart that if the ax hadn't been retracted quickly, he would now be charged with multiple crimes of killing his wife.

Is this a surprise?It's frightening.

Not only was he frightened, his waist almost flashed, his mind was full of--we can't call stop with a sledgehammer!Prone to lumbar disc herniation!

"Okay, everyone get up."

I also know that the three cameras outside have not been dismantled yet, so Gu Zhen is doing it for business reasons, and very "heroically" trained the three female insects and sent them into the house, telling them to hurry up and eat. .

Seeing that Yi Er also wanted to sneak into the kitchen, Gu Zhen grabbed his ear: "You, stay here with me."

The place where Gu Zhen sat was the soft sofa that could be seen as soon as he entered the main hall... So, the camera could capture it, so Yi Er could only kneel down again, sighed, and even knocked on his leg.

Gu Zhen half-closed her eyes and half-opened her mind, thinking: I hope this Mario will come later, it seems that the welfare ambassador has not escaped.

Crabs are hard to smash, but crab porridge is really delicious. Gu Zhen made three bowls to fill his hungry stomach, which was exhausted early in the morning.

The house has three floors, and each floor has a kitchen, a total of three double-door refrigerators, and an upright freezer, all of which are stuffed with the meat of this big crab.

After the meal, Cang Lan's mobile phone sent a message notification tone. As the only doctor in this family who can "plan", he is in charge of separating the crab roe and crab lung that he hastily pulled out in the morning. Leigh help take a look.

Bailey immediately helped to open it, but it turned out that it was a reminder to add friends, and then directly spoke rudely to the person: "Lan Lan, I am your father."

When Bailey saw it, he realized that it was his father from the north who had finally connected to the Internet. Then he held back his smile, and said directly with a serious face: "Lan Lan, I am your father!"

Cang Lan: "..."

The hand with the crab roe smashed on Bailey's head: "You are crazy! Just open it! I can see! I'm not blind now! I'm your father! Your father!"

"Your father!" Bailey laughed haha, couldn't hold it back, fought back, and wiped crab roe on his face without talking about martial arts.

Two commoner females fight, relying on hand hammer instead of mental strength, so Gu Zhen watched the crab meat in the kitchen flying all over the sky, thinking that this house was not like this before.

When I was in the flower shop, I was often lifeless. I moved recently, and there are still so many villains, and I didn’t say I escaped from death. How come these three female insects have become so cheerful?

Is it true that money makes insects happy? ?

After a long time, the two female insects finished playing, and Cang Lan handed the phone to Gu Zhen: "Hey, Uncle Old Crane is old and his brain is not so good, so I seriously drew the button in Shu Chuan's hand for you. See if you can use it."

Gu Zhen glanced at it, and saw that it was a round bird's-eye chrysanthemum medal that was no different from the one he found before, and handed it to Il: "Have you seen it?"

Il looked at the medal and was stunned: "Is this the medal of my female father?"