Be a high school student today

If a few people in the first grade could see Gojo Satoru's mobile phone, they would probably see something like this...

Kong You: Do you know Mr. Wutiao?Jie actually had to disinfect the door when he entered, saying that it was because he had been in contact with a non-magician, so that the smell of the monkey could not be transmitted to other people.

I smelled the alcohol in the disinfectant, and I really wished Nitro was by my side, so I definitely borrowed her lighter to light Jie's bangs!

Gojo Satoru: Hahahahahaha, burn, burn, I will find you a lighter, the teacher is your strong backing, come on Kongyou.

Wujo Wu: Kong You, did you burn it?Did you take a picture to show the teacher?

Kong You: No, I fell asleep, and the teacher who was gloating at other people's misfortunes also hurried to sleep, and I couldn't stay up late even if I couldn't see the dark circles under the bandages.

Gojo Satoru: Alright, alright, good night, a good boy needs to sleep well to grow tall~~

Kong You: Help, what did Jie say that the two girls in the family were arguing about eating puffs or something? I thought he was married and had a baby, and I was wondering if he was cursing the teacher’s welfare, so I asked without thinking, and it turned out It's Mimiko and Nanako, it's embarrassingly confusing.

Gojo Satoru: (Swiping the screen with a smiley face expression) Do you have any photos, the photos of Jie hearing your question?

Kong You: I don’t remember taking pictures. I was dumbfounded at the time. I didn’t expect that I would ask such a question when I saw Jie’s expression. It felt like the corners of his mouth were twitching.

Gojo Satoru: Then did you ask him the question of whether he is the leader or the master?If not, ask quickly.

Kong You: Teacher Wutiao, think about your image as a teacher, don’t always want to see students joke.To be honest, how dare I ask this directly, so I discussed Buddhism with him tactfully. The way he looked at me at that time made me feel as if I had a serious illness. (sad expression)

Wujo Wu: (laughing crazy expression) The teacher didn't even know that Kong You was also good at Buddhist issues.

Kong You: I’m good at a fart. I’m learning and selling. I checked it on the Internet. After seeing Jie’s expression was wrong, I checked it again. How did I know that Japanese monks can eat meat!I just gently persuaded him a few words about monks not to kill. Is there any problem?

Wujo Wu: No problem, Mr. Kong You will give you [-] points, please keep working hard and don’t be proud. (Scattered flower expression)

Kong You: I also think there is no problem, Mr. Wutiao, you don’t know, I saw the expressions of Jie looking at his congregants today, as if they were leeks that can be cut at will.By the way, do you know what leeks are? (Picture) It is this kind of vegetable that can grow a crop immediately after cutting it.Of course, that's all it needs to be, if you cut leeks, you can cut leeks, but you can't act like you think those leeks are drenched in feces...

Gojo Wu: Kong You, your description made the teacher unable to eat lunch at noon today, so you have to be responsible.

Kong You: Well, I also think I describe it as a little disgusting, but even if I buy you desserts, you can’t get them now, right? (curling emoji)

Gojo Satoru: No problem, no problem, just tell me where I am, I am the strongest.

Kong You: No, I refuse. I really don’t want to see social news about the strongest conjurer breaking into Panxingjiao for a box of desserts. This is too much.

Gojo Satoru: Youjiang, don’t you feel that your words have changed a lot recently?

Kong You: That’s right, I’ve noticed it too. I’ve probably been cursed here since I joined the Panxing Sect. It’s a curse called Tucao. I didn’t talk like that before... well, occasionally.

Gojo Satoru: (Laughing expression) Teacher doesn't want to exorcise this kind of curse.

Kong You: (Black question mark emoji) Mr. Wutiao, you put me under a lot of pressure, okay?

Do you know what to say?Jie is also very popular in Curse Master. There is a beautiful sister here, who said that she joined because Jie is a good man. Should I say that he is indeed Jie (thumbs up expression).

Gojo Satoru: The teacher is also very popular among the students. Every year, he is selected as the most popular special-grade teacher in the college.

Kong You: (laughing until he thumps the ground) You don’t want to be like Jay, in fact, I’m really not used to Jay’s appearance, my impression of him is still like this. (picture)

How about it, isn't it super handsome, the white shirt is always god, and the summer sun is very suitable for taking pictures. I took a lot of pictures.

Gojo Satoru: That's right, it's only a little worse than the teacher. By the way, don't you take a lot of pictures of the most handsome Gojo Satoru?

Kong You: Of course there are. You and Jie are both very photogenic. Unlike me, I have to pick angles. I also appreciate the jk of handsome guys. There are many other photos.

Gojo Satoru: Show me, I want to see, I want to see~

Kong You: ...Be sober, Mr. Wutiao, just go back and look in the mirror by yourself.

After rolling like a spoiled child...

Kong You: I see. (picture) (picture) (picture)

Wujo Wu: As expected, he is the world's most handsome guy Wujo Wu.

Kong You: (White eyes expression) He must be the most confident Wutiaowu in the world.

Kong You: Teacher Wutiao, help me, I was almost wiped out by Jiedang's curse (crying emoji).

Gojo Satoru: The world's strongest Gojo teacher is here~ Don't be afraid~ Did you finally burn Jie's bangs?

Kong You: It has nothing to do with bangs. Today, some congregants came to ask Jie for help. After those people left, Jie twisted his expression and said like a monkey, his expression was ferocious, and his words were ugly.

I wanted to hold back at first, but I couldn't hold back after listening to him. After he mentioned monkey, I turned my head to face him: Squeak——

At that time, I really felt that the way he looked at me was that my brain was broken and I needed to go to the hospital for treatment...

Gojo Satoru: (Laughing to the point of rolling over) Did you really squeak?Really really really?

Kong You: Really, I was so angry at that time, don’t monkeys just squeak?But don't be afraid, he looked at me with the expression that you have a problem with your brain, and I looked back with the same expression, come on, hurt each other, who is afraid of whom.

Wutiaowu: *￥$%## (the garbled characters appearing because of shaking hands from laughing) Student Kong You, the teacher gives you 120 points, I am not afraid of your pride.

Kong You is sad in Panxing Church, but she won't say it. Teacher Wutiao knows that Kong You will be sad in Panxing Church, but he won't ask, the screen is full of laughter...