6 Cats Rush to Raise Me
Chapter 30
The book uses No.1 title, written from the perspective of a cat, the perspective is particularly novel, because the author himself is an evolutionary species of cat, the content is highly credible.
It is a rare experience for Kang Xingluo to get in touch with the real thoughts of cats while reading.
The book begins with a self-mockery from the author:
[I have always felt that I am a very double-standard cat.
The reason is that I have always hated the term 'cat', which was created by human beings, and I don't think I can accept it because I am very proud.However, I like my real name 'XX' very much. This name was given to me by my former owner, and it was also given to me by human beings, but I just like it very much.
So if someone accuses me of double standards, I will not refute, and I will send you dried fish.
Because what you said really makes sense. 】
[In the first half of my ignorant life, my life as a cat was actually very happy.
I don't have too many impressions in my mind. Eating delicious food every day, sleeping in a soft cat bed, and running on the floor with other cats, the life of a cat is fulfilling enough.
At that time, the greatest achievement of my feline life was being able to understand my owner calling me by my name. As long as he called me, I would be happy. If he called me more times than other cats, I would be happier. Life is as simple as that. 】
[Many biologists and scientists have been discussing what kind of process evolution is. My own experience is that it is a feeling that can be described as "enlightenment", that is, at a certain moment on a certain day, suddenly, I started thinking, my brain got bigger and I had a lot of ideas that I never had before. 】
[The tipping point was when I was squatting in the litter box one day—(sound silenced), I suddenly felt inexplicably that maybe I should raise my butt a little bit higher, otherwise it would stain my white fur.After pulling, I was going to smell it habitually, but a strong rationality told me that it smells a little bad, so don't smell it.
But I smell it every time.
At this time, a voice in my mind told me that it was your papa, so I can't smell it.
I was torn between whether I should smell it or not.
In the end I still smelled it.
As it turns out, it really stinks. 】
[Since that pull--(silence), I feel that I seem to be different. Things that I have never thought about before suddenly appear in my consciousness. I gradually paid attention to what the owner said. When he consciously mentioned a certain object, I would take a seat. From this, I knew what is called a table, what is called a chair, and my own identity.
i am a cat.
...How can there be such an ugly name as a cat.
It's so earthy, I really think that cats all over the world should be called 'XX'.
By the way, 'XX' is my real name. 】
[After having an independent idea, my curiosity became extremely strong, and I was full of desire to challenge everything in the human world.Although I became a writer after evolution, I always thought that my talents should be used in mathematics.
I used to practice addition and subtraction with glasses and eggs at home, such as how many glasses are left after kicking a glass, and how many eggs are left after smashing five eggs.
However, my master didn't seem to agree with my talent for counting. After he refused to cook for me, I changed my research direction due to reality.
That's how Mister Handsome was born.
Wait a minute, allow me to make a sad expression first. 】
[Speaking of which, I would like to answer the common question of many cat owners in the past, why cats like to push things off the table, I can tell you authoritatively, as a cat...
I do not know either.
Seeing it there makes me want to push it.
But I really didn't mean to. 】
……
……
……
[The last question, I need to state my point of view. It seems that many people now believe that the main factors of evolution come from blood and certain genes. Whether a pet can evolve or not is doomed from the beginning.
I don't think so.
I sincerely feel that whether a pet can evolve or not is indeed related to its own physique, but the more important factor does not depend on it, but on its owner. 】
[Again, whether it can evolve or not depends on its owner.Maybe many people think my views are ridiculous, but this is the truth, I believe so. 】
……
【Finish】
After reading this book in one breath, Kang Xingluo was deeply touched. Leaving aside the lively and funny article itself, Kang Xingluo couldn't help but fell into deep thinking about certain details.
It turned out that he had always been so short-sighted.
He actually felt that his cats were a bit troublesome, obviously they were thinking about cat life!
And this book is really well written, there are many details in it that are very similar to the process of raising a cat, which shows how meticulous Mr. Handsome is...
Worthy of being a famous author!
Kang Xingluo was originally only a fan, but now he is about to develop into an iron fan.
Reluctantly putting down the book, Kang Lain thoughtfully said: "Are you a little tired?"
Kang Xingluo shook his head, "I'm not tired, I just think the author's writing is really good."
Kang Lain was strangely silent for a while, pretending that he didn't hear, Kang Xingluo didn't notice his reaction, and asked himself: "The book says that there is a moment of 'enlightenment' in the process of evolution, and since then You started to have your own consciousness, little lion, when did you become enlightened?"
Conline said: "...to be enlightened?"
What kind of strange description is this?Not at all appropriate!He didn't...
……
Conline complained in his heart, and angrily found that he couldn't refute it. He tried his best to ignore the existence of Dahei and tried his best to recall.
The moment he becomes himself...
that moment...
where and when?
With a flash in his mind, Kang Lain remembered that it was a long time ago, about two months after he was carried home by Xingluo.
It wasn't a special day, but it was indeed memorable. Kang Rin remembered that it was the day when Xingluo paid the rent.
At that time, Kang Xingluo's life was very tight. To be precise, Kang Xingluo's life was always frugal, but during that time, the economy was extremely tight.
The rent was not paid up, and the middle-aged man who came to collect the rent drank too much, Kang Xingluo explained at the door, and the man took advantage of the alcohol to fight with Kang Xingluo.
At that time, Kang Rin was squatting at the door, his whole body exploded, and he looked at the man and growled. His body was so weak compared with human beings, and even howling with all his strength seemed so powerless.
Kang Xingluo was pushed to the ground by the man. At that moment, Kang Rhein felt countless anger rushing to his mind, and for the first time in Mao's life, he had a vivid impression.
—No one is allowed to touch him.
——Isn’t it just money?
With the moment of broadening his mind, these two thoughts were born together with his thoughts. That day after the man pushed Kang Xingluo down, he sobered up and left, but Kang Rhein left a deep shadow.
'He has to have a strong body. '
'He has to be rich. '
Even now, it is still these two ideas that changed the little lion and formed Kang Rhine.
Kang Xingluo asked, "Little lion?"
Kang Rhine came back to her senses and shook her head. Seeing that he didn't respond, Kang Xingluo thought that he had asked a question that she didn't want to be answered, so she quickly changed the subject and sighed: "Well, the handsome writing is really great."
Conline's heart was stabbed.
The rest time should not be too tiring, Kang Lain urged Kang Xingluo to sleep, and after the room was quiet and only Xingluo was breathing evenly, Kang Lain went out and fell into thinking.
After a long time, Conline waved her hand and called the secretary. "Do you think I should also write an autobiography?"
secretary:"……"
The secretary paused for a second, and immediately said, "Write!"
Conline said: "Do you think I can write?"
The secretary said: "Of course! If you are not qualified to write an autobiography, then the world will end."
Conline was a little bit helpful, he nodded, and said, "Then do you think the sales volume can surpass Dahei?"
secretary:"……"
The secretary was silent for a while, and said, "...it should be possible."
Conline: "..."
Conline: "...should?"
The secretary cautiously said, "We can, uh, buy [-] million copies of it ourselves!"
Conline: "..."
It is a rare experience for Kang Xingluo to get in touch with the real thoughts of cats while reading.
The book begins with a self-mockery from the author:
[I have always felt that I am a very double-standard cat.
The reason is that I have always hated the term 'cat', which was created by human beings, and I don't think I can accept it because I am very proud.However, I like my real name 'XX' very much. This name was given to me by my former owner, and it was also given to me by human beings, but I just like it very much.
So if someone accuses me of double standards, I will not refute, and I will send you dried fish.
Because what you said really makes sense. 】
[In the first half of my ignorant life, my life as a cat was actually very happy.
I don't have too many impressions in my mind. Eating delicious food every day, sleeping in a soft cat bed, and running on the floor with other cats, the life of a cat is fulfilling enough.
At that time, the greatest achievement of my feline life was being able to understand my owner calling me by my name. As long as he called me, I would be happy. If he called me more times than other cats, I would be happier. Life is as simple as that. 】
[Many biologists and scientists have been discussing what kind of process evolution is. My own experience is that it is a feeling that can be described as "enlightenment", that is, at a certain moment on a certain day, suddenly, I started thinking, my brain got bigger and I had a lot of ideas that I never had before. 】
[The tipping point was when I was squatting in the litter box one day—(sound silenced), I suddenly felt inexplicably that maybe I should raise my butt a little bit higher, otherwise it would stain my white fur.After pulling, I was going to smell it habitually, but a strong rationality told me that it smells a little bad, so don't smell it.
But I smell it every time.
At this time, a voice in my mind told me that it was your papa, so I can't smell it.
I was torn between whether I should smell it or not.
In the end I still smelled it.
As it turns out, it really stinks. 】
[Since that pull--(silence), I feel that I seem to be different. Things that I have never thought about before suddenly appear in my consciousness. I gradually paid attention to what the owner said. When he consciously mentioned a certain object, I would take a seat. From this, I knew what is called a table, what is called a chair, and my own identity.
i am a cat.
...How can there be such an ugly name as a cat.
It's so earthy, I really think that cats all over the world should be called 'XX'.
By the way, 'XX' is my real name. 】
[After having an independent idea, my curiosity became extremely strong, and I was full of desire to challenge everything in the human world.Although I became a writer after evolution, I always thought that my talents should be used in mathematics.
I used to practice addition and subtraction with glasses and eggs at home, such as how many glasses are left after kicking a glass, and how many eggs are left after smashing five eggs.
However, my master didn't seem to agree with my talent for counting. After he refused to cook for me, I changed my research direction due to reality.
That's how Mister Handsome was born.
Wait a minute, allow me to make a sad expression first. 】
[Speaking of which, I would like to answer the common question of many cat owners in the past, why cats like to push things off the table, I can tell you authoritatively, as a cat...
I do not know either.
Seeing it there makes me want to push it.
But I really didn't mean to. 】
……
……
……
[The last question, I need to state my point of view. It seems that many people now believe that the main factors of evolution come from blood and certain genes. Whether a pet can evolve or not is doomed from the beginning.
I don't think so.
I sincerely feel that whether a pet can evolve or not is indeed related to its own physique, but the more important factor does not depend on it, but on its owner. 】
[Again, whether it can evolve or not depends on its owner.Maybe many people think my views are ridiculous, but this is the truth, I believe so. 】
……
【Finish】
After reading this book in one breath, Kang Xingluo was deeply touched. Leaving aside the lively and funny article itself, Kang Xingluo couldn't help but fell into deep thinking about certain details.
It turned out that he had always been so short-sighted.
He actually felt that his cats were a bit troublesome, obviously they were thinking about cat life!
And this book is really well written, there are many details in it that are very similar to the process of raising a cat, which shows how meticulous Mr. Handsome is...
Worthy of being a famous author!
Kang Xingluo was originally only a fan, but now he is about to develop into an iron fan.
Reluctantly putting down the book, Kang Lain thoughtfully said: "Are you a little tired?"
Kang Xingluo shook his head, "I'm not tired, I just think the author's writing is really good."
Kang Lain was strangely silent for a while, pretending that he didn't hear, Kang Xingluo didn't notice his reaction, and asked himself: "The book says that there is a moment of 'enlightenment' in the process of evolution, and since then You started to have your own consciousness, little lion, when did you become enlightened?"
Conline said: "...to be enlightened?"
What kind of strange description is this?Not at all appropriate!He didn't...
……
Conline complained in his heart, and angrily found that he couldn't refute it. He tried his best to ignore the existence of Dahei and tried his best to recall.
The moment he becomes himself...
that moment...
where and when?
With a flash in his mind, Kang Lain remembered that it was a long time ago, about two months after he was carried home by Xingluo.
It wasn't a special day, but it was indeed memorable. Kang Rin remembered that it was the day when Xingluo paid the rent.
At that time, Kang Xingluo's life was very tight. To be precise, Kang Xingluo's life was always frugal, but during that time, the economy was extremely tight.
The rent was not paid up, and the middle-aged man who came to collect the rent drank too much, Kang Xingluo explained at the door, and the man took advantage of the alcohol to fight with Kang Xingluo.
At that time, Kang Rin was squatting at the door, his whole body exploded, and he looked at the man and growled. His body was so weak compared with human beings, and even howling with all his strength seemed so powerless.
Kang Xingluo was pushed to the ground by the man. At that moment, Kang Rhein felt countless anger rushing to his mind, and for the first time in Mao's life, he had a vivid impression.
—No one is allowed to touch him.
——Isn’t it just money?
With the moment of broadening his mind, these two thoughts were born together with his thoughts. That day after the man pushed Kang Xingluo down, he sobered up and left, but Kang Rhein left a deep shadow.
'He has to have a strong body. '
'He has to be rich. '
Even now, it is still these two ideas that changed the little lion and formed Kang Rhine.
Kang Xingluo asked, "Little lion?"
Kang Rhine came back to her senses and shook her head. Seeing that he didn't respond, Kang Xingluo thought that he had asked a question that she didn't want to be answered, so she quickly changed the subject and sighed: "Well, the handsome writing is really great."
Conline's heart was stabbed.
The rest time should not be too tiring, Kang Lain urged Kang Xingluo to sleep, and after the room was quiet and only Xingluo was breathing evenly, Kang Lain went out and fell into thinking.
After a long time, Conline waved her hand and called the secretary. "Do you think I should also write an autobiography?"
secretary:"……"
The secretary paused for a second, and immediately said, "Write!"
Conline said: "Do you think I can write?"
The secretary said: "Of course! If you are not qualified to write an autobiography, then the world will end."
Conline was a little bit helpful, he nodded, and said, "Then do you think the sales volume can surpass Dahei?"
secretary:"……"
The secretary was silent for a while, and said, "...it should be possible."
Conline: "..."
Conline: "...should?"
The secretary cautiously said, "We can, uh, buy [-] million copies of it ourselves!"
Conline: "..."
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