Taoist is a plush control
Chapter 38 New Year's Eve
24. Sweeping dust day.
At the end of December, as the saying goes, the day when the moon is at the end of the year is a big night.Sweep the six Lu courtyards, shake off the dust and cobwebs, dredge the open channels and dark ditches to remove the dust, clean the courtyards, change the door gods, hang Zhong Kui, nail peach charms, and stick spring cards.
This day is the busiest day of the Qingxu Temple throughout the year.Compared with the blind enjoyment of burning firecrackers and eating New Year's Eve dinner during the Spring Festival, it is more interesting to work hard and diligently sweep the dust from the crowing of the cock to the sunset.The disciples were all exhausted, sweating profusely in the twelfth lunar month of winter, their waists ached and their backs ached. Looking back at the window, it was as bright and clean as new.
The higher the rank of the direct disciples, the less they are assigned to sweep the streets and the public housing, but on the other hand, it seems that there is no easy way to clean up such a huge courtyard by yourself.
Quan should exercise his muscles and bones, anyway, he would do this once a year, but Gu Wangshu got up and swept the yard before dawn.After splashing the water over the dust, I realized that I splashed it too early, before the sun rose, and the water formed a thin layer of ice when it hit the ground, which was hard to see with the naked eye, but it would slip when stepped on.There was no other way but to hang the ice there and turn around to clean up the house.
Seeing the sun slipping through the cracks, the rooster crowing, and the disciples assigned to work outside the house also came out with brooms, chatting and laughing dryly, and then came out holding the quilt and beating them with a mallet.
The sound of beating was very loud, Ai Ye thought it was a beating somewhere in his dream, his unconscious mind would exaggerate and amplify the received sound, and the buzzing of people outside scared him to jump up , without even approving his outer shirt, he pulled his boots and ran out in a hurry, jumped down from the steps, and shouted:
"Little monster! What's wrong! Where did the fight start?? You didn't... Fuck me!!!"
You weren't beaten, right? Before you could shout out the words, your body had already flown out.
I don't know how the ice is so smooth and unobstructed, Ai Ye slid all the way to the bottom of Gu Wangshu's feet, and almost lost his breath when he fell, his mind didn't wake up, but his body woke up first.
Looking up to the sky, the sky is as clean as a calm mirror.The morning light halos out a silver halo, and a few thin clouds pass by indifferently, adding a bit of vitality, broad and gentle, pure and elegant.
Ai Ye was dressed thinly, lying against the ice, the cold air quickly penetrated through the clothes and melted into the spine, even his invulnerable body couldn't help shivering.It's a pity that there was a lot of pain everywhere on my body, and I didn't know if any bone was broken, and the boots weren't worn properly, so I twisted a few times awkwardly, and didn't stand up in a daze.
Gu Wangshu twisted his facial features on top of his head and suppressed a laugh, making loud noises like a bug stuck in his throat, and couldn't hold back the sarcasm that leaked out.
"Gu Wangshu...you plot against me!"
"………ha."
"Second Senior Brother! This year's Taofu is here, where should I put it for you?" A small path at the door came carefully holding two folded peach charms. As soon as the front foot stepped into the door, the back foot got stuck and couldn't move.Blinking and blinking, he looked at Ai Ye who was lying on the ground, dying to die, and looked at his senior brother holding a mallet high in his hand. He swallowed with a thud, and after being silent for a few minutes, quietly squatted down and put his hand in his hands. Putting the Tao Fu under his feet, he stepped back on tiptoe.
Sweep the dust and sweep the dust, could it be that there is something else that he doesn't know about fighting monsters and keeping safe...?
But there are so many monsters in the Demon Town Tower, why do they live with the one who is currently living together...
Too violent, too gory, too over the top!Too fucking Gu Wangshu! !
Shaking his head, the little Taoist started walking away in fear, leaving Gu Wangshu thinking for a long time with doubts on his face, before he even had time to say thank you, why did this person run away?After regaining consciousness, he looked at the mallet in his hand and the mugwort leaves under his feet that were about to be peeled and eaten raw in his eyes, and he seemed to understand.
"Get up, let others think I'm bullying you!" Gu Wangshu hurriedly waved his hands to suppress the ridicule, and returned a lifeless face.
"Master, what else can you do if you are not bullying me!" Ai Ye groaned and lay on the ground, unable to get up, anyway, it was not damaged by the cold, and it was already broken. It was useless to say anything, it hurt.
"What's the noise in the morning? I thought it was a big deal. Someone came in! What's the matter with the thin ice here! If you want to assassinate me, I'll tell you, I'll give you my life, so there's no need to bother you so much Rack your brains and think of ways to torture me!"
"Why do I want your dog's life?" Gu Wangshu muttered helplessly, folded his shirt and bent down to help him up.
"Today is the 24th sweeping day, I just cleaned the yard, who knew it was so cold, the water would turn into ice when it touched the ground. I thought I would remind you when you woke up, but your old man ran in such a hurry , who will have time."
"Sweeping the dust, I think you want to sweep me out!" Ai Ye supported Gu Wangshu's arm, pretending to be pitiful and vented her anger, rolled her eyelids maliciously, and yanked her hand hard .
The ice surface was so slippery, Gu Wangshu was caught off guard and slammed down, but he didn't want to fall into Ai Ye's arms, so he could only fall sideways on the ice with his eyes closed, lying on his side.
It's just that I don't know why rather than being angry, I feel surprisingly comfortable and want to laugh more.
"Is it cool?" Ai Ye turned her head to look at the fine sweat on Gu Wangshu's head after a busy morning, and laughed triumphantly. "I can't have it all to myself."
"Hmm..." Gu Wangshu snorted softly, and put a large character on the ground.It was thawing and drenching, and the damp clothes against the back were actually uncomfortable, but they could relieve the heat.It's just that the sun has come out completely at this moment, and even with closed eyes, I can feel the orange color on the eyelids, and I almost blinded myself by opening them accidentally.
There were a few movements in the ears, and the light on the eyelids suddenly disappeared. When I was puzzled, I heard coaxing voices in my ears:
"Little monster, it's okay, open your eyes."
He shook his eyelids refreshingly, leaned his head back subconsciously, and hit the ice with a "boom"!It turned out that Ai Ye was kneeling on him, leaning over to cover the sunlight behind him, the radiance painted a circle of gold along the figure, and his dim face was surprisingly serious and deadly.
Instant trance.
--I just like you.
Whispers of evil echoed in his ears, Gu Wangshu had always been brooding about what Ai Ye said to him that day, as long as he looked at this face closely, his mind would be buzzing like a short string, Repeatedly echoed like a mantra.
Ai Ye leaned over in this posture, her clothes opening wide open indifferently, her eyes flicked all the way, but there was quite a large white/flowery chest.Gu Wangshu's nose twitched, and his irritability doubled to his chest. He grabbed the collar with both hands and pulled it up. He didn't know where the strength came from. Ai Ye felt his eyes turned upside down, but he was pushed down !
"Sweeping the dust, I'm sweeping your tomb!" Gu Wangshu's eyes were sharp, and he took a hand to strangle his warm neck. The strength of his hand was a little stronger, and the monster immediately started to slap his head, He faltered and hawed words in his mouth, and didn't know what he was going to scold.
"By the way, Second Senior Brother! I was in a hurry and forgot to say that the person in charge asked me to bring you a message. A letter came from the western border, saying that I will go when you have time..."
Xiao Dao, who had just run away, remembered that he had something to say, so he turned around and rushed back.If it was just a temporary offense just now, it can be said to be an offense and a rejection.His second senior brother Hanchuan Lingyue, who has a human face and a beast heart, is riding on the disheveled white-haired monster, and he is strangling his neck with a murderous look, and he almost has five big characters written all over his face that I will kill you!
That's a big monster!big demon!No matter how poor his ability is, he is still a monster who can stand shoulder to shoulder with God in his name!How could he be willing to be held down by him, beaten with bare hands without using spells? !
But the little Taoist priest who didn't practice skills and only read scriptures turned pale with fright, and even forgot what he was going to say when he came back to Nantianmen.
After thinking about it for a long time, I only came to one conclusion, yes.Their second senior brother was indeed like the rumors, doing whatever he wanted, unscrupulous, and not to be provoked.
"Where are you going?" Although Gu Wangshu's expression was still cold, his eyes were full of anger. He straightened up and covered the light with his sleeves and turned to him. He knelt on Ai Ye's chest and pressed him to death. He asked in a turbid voice. :
"Say the whole thing at once! Don't go in and out, and treat me as your backyard?"
"Go...go to the manager...to discuss..."
The innocent little Taoist priest was so nervous that tears came out, fearing that he would be pulled over and beaten together, he hurriedly said: "I'm the one who was abrupt, please don't worry about it, brother, I'm done talking now and I'm fine! ...I'm leaving now!"
After speaking, he ran away.
"Wait a minute!" Gu Wangshu yelled at the back before being stopped, who knew that this yell made people cry out of fright!
Seeing someone crying suddenly, Gu Wangshu was still a little dazed at first, but he didn't change his gentleness. He continued with such emotions: "Why is it so urgent! I haven't answered yet! You tell Gu Qingchi that I don't have time today, so I'm busy. Let’s train the beasts, we’ll go there another day!”
Ai Ye was sprinkled on the neck by him, coughed a few times to catch her breath, and giggled.
"Fart, you still want to sweep my grave, but you can't die behind me! Even if I have to break somewhere early, I have to drag you with me. I can find a handsome brother to bury with me. The grave is also very lively!"
Gu Wangshu turned over and got off him and sat aside, made a sound, and then laughed too.These words are rough but reasonable, after all, he, an immortal monster, can live for tens of thousands of years with a thick skin, and there is no comparison between his thick skin and his ability to live.Thinking of this, Gu Wangshu couldn't help turning his elbow on Ai Ye and asked, "Am I being fierce just now?"
Ai Ye took advantage of the situation and sat up on his arm, rubbing the shoulders and back of the waist that were almost broken just now, and replied to him with sarcasm: "I'm ashamed to ask, people are scared to cry by you."
"But I didn't say anything." Gu Wangshu was really aggrieved, and said, "It's not like he's doing something to him. Why are big men crying? It's scary."
Ai Ye straightened himself up, pulled himself into a mess by him, brought his underwear with a wide open neckline to Gu Wangshu, his shiny black pupils reflected Gu Wangshu's inhuman and cold face, and said: "You don't even know who you are?" You can beat me like this, so cruel and ruthless, no one will be afraid if you see it! No wonder no one likes you."
Gu Wangshu frowned, thought for a long time, and said angrily, "I don't think there is anything wrong."
"I don't think it's anything, anyway, I'm strong enough to resist being beaten, so it doesn't matter." Ai Ye loosened his arms, and Tian winked at him mischievously, and said, "How else can I like you?"
The warm sun melted the thin ice on the ground, the ice surface was squeezed weakly, there was a sound of cracking, the sound of porcelain carving, and a light fragrance permeated the air.
"I'm talking nonsense again." Gu Wangshu said in a calm manner, and took off Ai Ye's paw from his arm, changed the topic and said: "Go and clean up your house, I'm busy today, don't you?" Sitting here wrangling my mind."
Ai Ye could hear that he wanted to send her away, so she hurriedly yelled and cried on the ground with a mournful face: "I told you to fall to your death, don't do it, I won't do it!"
Gu Wangshu felt disgusted seeing him like this, squinted for a while and didn't see him move, grabbed Ai Ye's left wrist and raised it over his head to force him to pull him up, regardless of his pompous shouting, take it He picked up the broom and stuffed it into his hand.Unexpectedly, it was halfway through, but it was attracted by a small red mole on the palm of Ai Ye's left hand, which was not very conspicuous.
"The cinnabar mole on the palm?" Gu Wangshu put the broom aside, pinched his wrist curiously, and looked at it for a while under his eyelids.
"Interesting, is it possible that you had a marriage contract with someone in the previous life, didn't you? I can't tell, you are still an infatuated species?"
Ai Ye pulled the back of his hand behind his back with a flustered look, his eyes dodged a little and landed on his toes, he stumbled and said: "Say... what are you talking about, it's just a mole, who doesn't have a mole yet!"
"But I really don't have palms?" Gu Wangshu purposely spread out his palms and waved them in front of him, but instead smiled smugly: "Don't like me anymore, it seems that I'm not your predestined one. "
Ai Ye has always been shameless and skinny, and for some reason at this moment, she was so embarrassed by what he said that her face flushed, she hesitated to speak a few times, but in the end she couldn't hold back any words.I had no choice but to kick the broom on the ground in despair, and said with a stern face, "I'm so annoying! Why are you making fun of other people's thoughts! I don't sweep, and I won't sweep for you if I kill you today!"
"Okay, I'll go." Gu Wangshu casually rubbed his dirty hands on his clothes, picked up the broom beside him that was kicked away, and kicked Ai Ye, listening to him howling without any effort.
"If you raise a small dog, you have to pick up his toilet, wipe his urine, feed him, comb his hair, and wash his kennel, not to mention raising such a big dog like you. I'm so unlucky, I'll take it upon myself!"
"You are concealing who is the dog again!" Ai Ye was even more unhappy when she heard this, stood up angrily, grabbed Gu Wangshu's belt from behind and turned him back.When he sees a dog, he doesn't know why his teeth itch all the time. He wants to tear himself apart, how can he bear this?
Being dragged by him like this, Gu Wangshu turned back and stuck in front of Ai Ye's nose. A pair of indifferent and deep eyes scanned Ai Ye from head to toe, making Ai Ye feel uncomfortable.Until finally his eyes stopped on the top of his head, Gu Wangshu stretched out his hand to scratch the air where ears had been born, raised his eyebrows and said:
"I heard people say that there is a kind of snow dog in the northern part of Jingbei. It is bigger than a wolf. It has gray and white fur, strong limbs, and a loyal temperament. Its fur is four inches wide. It can run quickly on glaciers and snowfields, and it can be driven by people. It's not right. It's you?"
"It's a dog-haired pole!" Ai Ye became even more angry when he said this, and jumped to the top of the laurel tree in the center of the courtyard, shouting: "You clean it up yourself! You'll be fine if you're exhausted!"
Gu Wangshu sighed helplessly, shook his head and shouted towards the tree.The shadow of the tree whirled on his face, and he could barely see a shadow with half-closed eyes.
"I think you are very dexterous! Whoever doesn't work today is a dog!"
After speaking, he laughed loudly, slid and ran out on the half-melted ice, and rushed to Ai Ye's house with every inch.Gu Wangshu suddenly realized at this time that he had never been in the side room since it was cleaned and refurbished, and he didn't know what it would look like inside, let alone before tidying up.
Although it was only a dozen steps away from my own house, I hadn't entered it for more than ten years.Standing in front of this old wooden door at this moment, I feel a bit strangely uneasy.
Gu Wangshu raised his hand to hold the door latch. Although the furniture inside had been replaced with new ones, the door was still the old one, and even the red paint was peeling off and mottled.Gu Wangshu stood in front of the door with his eyelids downcast, his mind turned dim, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
The light gray silhouette landed on the door, and Ai Ye peeked from behind in the tree, and saw that he seemed to be talking to his own shadow.
It took a long time before he seemed to have made up his mind, his shoulders dropped, and he pushed gently calmly.Accompanied by an old creaking sound, like an old man who is nearly a hundred years old and dying, the door bolt falls down with a click, and is pushed open with a click.
Gu Wangshu went in with a broom, wanting to see what kind of mess his kennel would turn into, but he took less than two steps——
Suddenly, I smelled a pungent fragrance, and my brain exploded with a buzzing sound!
The face that was already pale as if facing an abyss instantly turned deathly pale, dizzy, panicked, and backed up a few steps, staggered and fell into the yard, bumping into Ai Ye who was so angry that he wanted to settle accounts with him .
Before Ai Ye realized why this person wanted to withdraw, he heard a heart-piercing cough, as if he wanted to cough up the lungs, and there was no chance to breathe out. I can't say anything out of breath!Ai Ye hastily helped Gu Wangshu and dragged her to a ventilated place in the middle of the yard. She looked at this man in horror, who was arguing with me just now, what happened all of a sudden!
Gu Wangshu pinched Ai Ye's sleeve tightly with one hand as if holding a dead branch on a cliff, and covered his chest with the other hand. Accompanied by a violent cough, his whole body trembled like a tree shivering under a storm, and his whole face was covered with inability to Breathing and suffocating from pale to red, blue veins snaked from the forehead to the neck like a poisonous snake, the feeling of dying came from the numbness of the limbs to the brain, and the body swayed and slid down when the consciousness was blurred.
The great pain caused by suffocation flooded the top of the skull, and there was no way to escape. The vision was twisted and twisted into shadows with the tears coughed up, and only the eye sockets were wide open in horror...
He coughed so badly that he couldn't breathe, and he couldn't call for help. He was just as helpless as a consumptive patient!
Ai Ye panicked all of a sudden, he had never seen Gu Wangshu so frightened before, he was afraid that over-stimulation would cause the infuriating qi to flow back into the lung cavity, it was no different from going mad, it would really kill people of!Ai Ye desperately supported Gu Wangshu's slumping body, patted his back and tried to smooth it out for him, but to no avail, he simply gritted his teeth and gave his zhenqi a slap, forcibly opening the blocked veins!
With this palm, Gu Wangshu propped his hands on the ground, his stomach was overwhelmed, and he vomited it all up with a "wow"!
It was still early in the morning, he hadn't eaten anything at all, and the acid water flowed backwards mixed with blood, until the end was full of blood, coughing so much that tears flowed down his face, panting for a long time, he was able to expel The sound was actually roaring and roaring, "Ah!!!!" came out with a long roar!
Gu Wangshu's eyes were red, like a ghost who just crawled back from purgatory, he completely lost his composure, covered his head and cried hoarsely at Ai Ye!
"what----!!!"
"Ai Ye, what did you order!!! What did you order in the room!!!! What the hell did you burn!!!!"
Although Ai Ye was often scolded by Gu Wangshu on weekdays, it was half jokes and half slapstick, and Gu Wangshu always put on a cold air.At the moment he was so insane, hysterical that he was about to pick him up, Ai Ye couldn't help but freeze in place in shock and horror, his hands were trembling, and his lower lip was trembling, he squatted down in panic and hugged Gu Wangshu's upper body, stumbling and responding, explain:
"Yes, it's ordinary sandalwood...! I didn't sleep well before, and I always had nightmares. Your junior brother gave it to me. I, I think it's effective... so I kept lighting it, why..."
"Sandalwood... Sandalwood..." Gu Wangshu chanted hoarsely a few times in a daze, then suddenly shouted like crazy, exploding with all his mana and pushing Ai Ye away indiscriminately, screaming heart-piercingly rise:
"You killed me! You almost killed me! You are killing me!! Do you know!!!!"
Gu Wangshu's push used up all the little mana left in his body, and Ai Ye was thrown far away by him without any precautions, and he bumped his back on the stone steps before stopping, with a salty smell in his throat, and he almost vomited blood Come on, but he didn't care about turning over and crawling back quickly, and hugged Gu Wangshu's body tightly, because he was afraid that his anger would go astray, and he would spend so much energy and energy to go mad.
Even if he still can't understand the situation in front of him, and why Gu Wangshu just smells it, sandalwood is a common fragrance in the taste...
He suddenly remembered at this moment that Gu Qingchi reminded him the day he gave him incense, not to let the second senior brother smell it, otherwise it is easy to cause serious trouble.But he didn't take it seriously at all, and he didn't think that sandalwood could become a taboo, he had already forgotten to go to Yunxiaohai...
At this moment, Gu Wangshu was struggling and shouting in his arms like a madman, the energy radiating from his whole body hurt Ai Ye, and he didn't let go, he gritted his teeth and endured it, instead exerting more force to hug him tightly Suppression, just thinking that he must not let him go crazy, and must not cripple his magical wisdom because of his momentary mistake...
"Little monster, I was wrong, it was all my fault, calm down, calm down!"
"Don't be angry, don't be afraid, I'm still here, you can't die, don't be afraid...don't..."
"Gu Wangshu, wake up! Don't scare me! I beg you!!! Please!!!"
Ai Ye didn't know how long she had hugged him, how much force she had put into it, the people under her body gradually woke up and calmed down, until finally it stopped, only intermittent panting remained.
Only then did Ai Ye let go of his hand, exerting too much force caused a sharp pain in his chest, and cold sweat poured down.Right now, he is not a real big monster with boundless cultivation base, forcing himself will only hurt his bones, but compared to watching Gu Wangshu feel so uncomfortable because of his own mistakes, he wished to turn it all on himself.Quite exhausted, she sat beside him panting heavily, and turned her head to peek at him.
It was only now that Gu Wangshu managed to stabilize his mind, his eyes stared blankly at the ground in front of him, slumped like a person who survived a catastrophe, he didn't say a word, as if he was desperately burying some great grief in his heart.
The two sat side by side on the ground, the ground was wet, the trees and soil were mixed together, and the air was filled with a suffocating smell.
"Little monster, it's all my fault...forgot that you can't smell..."
Ai Ye moved a few inches closer, like a child in a catastrophe, he was the first to admit his mistake.
Gu Wangshu was still silent, he was a soulless person, a doll carved out of wood, leaving only the abandoned and lonely **** still in place.Only when the wind stirred the messy strands of hair that had just been torn randomly by me, could I barely see that it was a living thing.
He couldn't give the reaction he wanted, and he couldn't move.After a long while, he spoke as weakly as a fly.
"Stop sweeping, I want to rest."
"Okay, let's stop sweeping, let's go back, I will do the rest for you, I can brush ash, I can hang peach charms, I can also wipe roof tiles, my legs and feet are faster than yours... I will take you back to the room! "Ai Ye hurriedly grabbed Gu Wangshu's arm and got up together.At this moment, neither of them is more healthy than the other, but after tossing for a long time, it took a long time to walk the road that was originally only a few steps away.
Ai Ye didn't dare to let go, until he put the person back on the couch and covered him tightly with the quilt, and didn't listen to what he was saying, then he left the house angrily.
Ai Ye stood outside Gu Wangshu's door for a long time with lingering fear.He didn't even know that mortals can be so fragile, that it's so difficult to protect them, and that a lifetime of dozens of springs and autumns is also a lot of calamities.
The world is impermanent, but I just want to keep you healthy for the rest of my life.
Ai Ye secretly made up his mind.
Life is only a few decades, so why not do this.
At the end of December, as the saying goes, the day when the moon is at the end of the year is a big night.Sweep the six Lu courtyards, shake off the dust and cobwebs, dredge the open channels and dark ditches to remove the dust, clean the courtyards, change the door gods, hang Zhong Kui, nail peach charms, and stick spring cards.
This day is the busiest day of the Qingxu Temple throughout the year.Compared with the blind enjoyment of burning firecrackers and eating New Year's Eve dinner during the Spring Festival, it is more interesting to work hard and diligently sweep the dust from the crowing of the cock to the sunset.The disciples were all exhausted, sweating profusely in the twelfth lunar month of winter, their waists ached and their backs ached. Looking back at the window, it was as bright and clean as new.
The higher the rank of the direct disciples, the less they are assigned to sweep the streets and the public housing, but on the other hand, it seems that there is no easy way to clean up such a huge courtyard by yourself.
Quan should exercise his muscles and bones, anyway, he would do this once a year, but Gu Wangshu got up and swept the yard before dawn.After splashing the water over the dust, I realized that I splashed it too early, before the sun rose, and the water formed a thin layer of ice when it hit the ground, which was hard to see with the naked eye, but it would slip when stepped on.There was no other way but to hang the ice there and turn around to clean up the house.
Seeing the sun slipping through the cracks, the rooster crowing, and the disciples assigned to work outside the house also came out with brooms, chatting and laughing dryly, and then came out holding the quilt and beating them with a mallet.
The sound of beating was very loud, Ai Ye thought it was a beating somewhere in his dream, his unconscious mind would exaggerate and amplify the received sound, and the buzzing of people outside scared him to jump up , without even approving his outer shirt, he pulled his boots and ran out in a hurry, jumped down from the steps, and shouted:
"Little monster! What's wrong! Where did the fight start?? You didn't... Fuck me!!!"
You weren't beaten, right? Before you could shout out the words, your body had already flown out.
I don't know how the ice is so smooth and unobstructed, Ai Ye slid all the way to the bottom of Gu Wangshu's feet, and almost lost his breath when he fell, his mind didn't wake up, but his body woke up first.
Looking up to the sky, the sky is as clean as a calm mirror.The morning light halos out a silver halo, and a few thin clouds pass by indifferently, adding a bit of vitality, broad and gentle, pure and elegant.
Ai Ye was dressed thinly, lying against the ice, the cold air quickly penetrated through the clothes and melted into the spine, even his invulnerable body couldn't help shivering.It's a pity that there was a lot of pain everywhere on my body, and I didn't know if any bone was broken, and the boots weren't worn properly, so I twisted a few times awkwardly, and didn't stand up in a daze.
Gu Wangshu twisted his facial features on top of his head and suppressed a laugh, making loud noises like a bug stuck in his throat, and couldn't hold back the sarcasm that leaked out.
"Gu Wangshu...you plot against me!"
"………ha."
"Second Senior Brother! This year's Taofu is here, where should I put it for you?" A small path at the door came carefully holding two folded peach charms. As soon as the front foot stepped into the door, the back foot got stuck and couldn't move.Blinking and blinking, he looked at Ai Ye who was lying on the ground, dying to die, and looked at his senior brother holding a mallet high in his hand. He swallowed with a thud, and after being silent for a few minutes, quietly squatted down and put his hand in his hands. Putting the Tao Fu under his feet, he stepped back on tiptoe.
Sweep the dust and sweep the dust, could it be that there is something else that he doesn't know about fighting monsters and keeping safe...?
But there are so many monsters in the Demon Town Tower, why do they live with the one who is currently living together...
Too violent, too gory, too over the top!Too fucking Gu Wangshu! !
Shaking his head, the little Taoist started walking away in fear, leaving Gu Wangshu thinking for a long time with doubts on his face, before he even had time to say thank you, why did this person run away?After regaining consciousness, he looked at the mallet in his hand and the mugwort leaves under his feet that were about to be peeled and eaten raw in his eyes, and he seemed to understand.
"Get up, let others think I'm bullying you!" Gu Wangshu hurriedly waved his hands to suppress the ridicule, and returned a lifeless face.
"Master, what else can you do if you are not bullying me!" Ai Ye groaned and lay on the ground, unable to get up, anyway, it was not damaged by the cold, and it was already broken. It was useless to say anything, it hurt.
"What's the noise in the morning? I thought it was a big deal. Someone came in! What's the matter with the thin ice here! If you want to assassinate me, I'll tell you, I'll give you my life, so there's no need to bother you so much Rack your brains and think of ways to torture me!"
"Why do I want your dog's life?" Gu Wangshu muttered helplessly, folded his shirt and bent down to help him up.
"Today is the 24th sweeping day, I just cleaned the yard, who knew it was so cold, the water would turn into ice when it touched the ground. I thought I would remind you when you woke up, but your old man ran in such a hurry , who will have time."
"Sweeping the dust, I think you want to sweep me out!" Ai Ye supported Gu Wangshu's arm, pretending to be pitiful and vented her anger, rolled her eyelids maliciously, and yanked her hand hard .
The ice surface was so slippery, Gu Wangshu was caught off guard and slammed down, but he didn't want to fall into Ai Ye's arms, so he could only fall sideways on the ice with his eyes closed, lying on his side.
It's just that I don't know why rather than being angry, I feel surprisingly comfortable and want to laugh more.
"Is it cool?" Ai Ye turned her head to look at the fine sweat on Gu Wangshu's head after a busy morning, and laughed triumphantly. "I can't have it all to myself."
"Hmm..." Gu Wangshu snorted softly, and put a large character on the ground.It was thawing and drenching, and the damp clothes against the back were actually uncomfortable, but they could relieve the heat.It's just that the sun has come out completely at this moment, and even with closed eyes, I can feel the orange color on the eyelids, and I almost blinded myself by opening them accidentally.
There were a few movements in the ears, and the light on the eyelids suddenly disappeared. When I was puzzled, I heard coaxing voices in my ears:
"Little monster, it's okay, open your eyes."
He shook his eyelids refreshingly, leaned his head back subconsciously, and hit the ice with a "boom"!It turned out that Ai Ye was kneeling on him, leaning over to cover the sunlight behind him, the radiance painted a circle of gold along the figure, and his dim face was surprisingly serious and deadly.
Instant trance.
--I just like you.
Whispers of evil echoed in his ears, Gu Wangshu had always been brooding about what Ai Ye said to him that day, as long as he looked at this face closely, his mind would be buzzing like a short string, Repeatedly echoed like a mantra.
Ai Ye leaned over in this posture, her clothes opening wide open indifferently, her eyes flicked all the way, but there was quite a large white/flowery chest.Gu Wangshu's nose twitched, and his irritability doubled to his chest. He grabbed the collar with both hands and pulled it up. He didn't know where the strength came from. Ai Ye felt his eyes turned upside down, but he was pushed down !
"Sweeping the dust, I'm sweeping your tomb!" Gu Wangshu's eyes were sharp, and he took a hand to strangle his warm neck. The strength of his hand was a little stronger, and the monster immediately started to slap his head, He faltered and hawed words in his mouth, and didn't know what he was going to scold.
"By the way, Second Senior Brother! I was in a hurry and forgot to say that the person in charge asked me to bring you a message. A letter came from the western border, saying that I will go when you have time..."
Xiao Dao, who had just run away, remembered that he had something to say, so he turned around and rushed back.If it was just a temporary offense just now, it can be said to be an offense and a rejection.His second senior brother Hanchuan Lingyue, who has a human face and a beast heart, is riding on the disheveled white-haired monster, and he is strangling his neck with a murderous look, and he almost has five big characters written all over his face that I will kill you!
That's a big monster!big demon!No matter how poor his ability is, he is still a monster who can stand shoulder to shoulder with God in his name!How could he be willing to be held down by him, beaten with bare hands without using spells? !
But the little Taoist priest who didn't practice skills and only read scriptures turned pale with fright, and even forgot what he was going to say when he came back to Nantianmen.
After thinking about it for a long time, I only came to one conclusion, yes.Their second senior brother was indeed like the rumors, doing whatever he wanted, unscrupulous, and not to be provoked.
"Where are you going?" Although Gu Wangshu's expression was still cold, his eyes were full of anger. He straightened up and covered the light with his sleeves and turned to him. He knelt on Ai Ye's chest and pressed him to death. He asked in a turbid voice. :
"Say the whole thing at once! Don't go in and out, and treat me as your backyard?"
"Go...go to the manager...to discuss..."
The innocent little Taoist priest was so nervous that tears came out, fearing that he would be pulled over and beaten together, he hurriedly said: "I'm the one who was abrupt, please don't worry about it, brother, I'm done talking now and I'm fine! ...I'm leaving now!"
After speaking, he ran away.
"Wait a minute!" Gu Wangshu yelled at the back before being stopped, who knew that this yell made people cry out of fright!
Seeing someone crying suddenly, Gu Wangshu was still a little dazed at first, but he didn't change his gentleness. He continued with such emotions: "Why is it so urgent! I haven't answered yet! You tell Gu Qingchi that I don't have time today, so I'm busy. Let’s train the beasts, we’ll go there another day!”
Ai Ye was sprinkled on the neck by him, coughed a few times to catch her breath, and giggled.
"Fart, you still want to sweep my grave, but you can't die behind me! Even if I have to break somewhere early, I have to drag you with me. I can find a handsome brother to bury with me. The grave is also very lively!"
Gu Wangshu turned over and got off him and sat aside, made a sound, and then laughed too.These words are rough but reasonable, after all, he, an immortal monster, can live for tens of thousands of years with a thick skin, and there is no comparison between his thick skin and his ability to live.Thinking of this, Gu Wangshu couldn't help turning his elbow on Ai Ye and asked, "Am I being fierce just now?"
Ai Ye took advantage of the situation and sat up on his arm, rubbing the shoulders and back of the waist that were almost broken just now, and replied to him with sarcasm: "I'm ashamed to ask, people are scared to cry by you."
"But I didn't say anything." Gu Wangshu was really aggrieved, and said, "It's not like he's doing something to him. Why are big men crying? It's scary."
Ai Ye straightened himself up, pulled himself into a mess by him, brought his underwear with a wide open neckline to Gu Wangshu, his shiny black pupils reflected Gu Wangshu's inhuman and cold face, and said: "You don't even know who you are?" You can beat me like this, so cruel and ruthless, no one will be afraid if you see it! No wonder no one likes you."
Gu Wangshu frowned, thought for a long time, and said angrily, "I don't think there is anything wrong."
"I don't think it's anything, anyway, I'm strong enough to resist being beaten, so it doesn't matter." Ai Ye loosened his arms, and Tian winked at him mischievously, and said, "How else can I like you?"
The warm sun melted the thin ice on the ground, the ice surface was squeezed weakly, there was a sound of cracking, the sound of porcelain carving, and a light fragrance permeated the air.
"I'm talking nonsense again." Gu Wangshu said in a calm manner, and took off Ai Ye's paw from his arm, changed the topic and said: "Go and clean up your house, I'm busy today, don't you?" Sitting here wrangling my mind."
Ai Ye could hear that he wanted to send her away, so she hurriedly yelled and cried on the ground with a mournful face: "I told you to fall to your death, don't do it, I won't do it!"
Gu Wangshu felt disgusted seeing him like this, squinted for a while and didn't see him move, grabbed Ai Ye's left wrist and raised it over his head to force him to pull him up, regardless of his pompous shouting, take it He picked up the broom and stuffed it into his hand.Unexpectedly, it was halfway through, but it was attracted by a small red mole on the palm of Ai Ye's left hand, which was not very conspicuous.
"The cinnabar mole on the palm?" Gu Wangshu put the broom aside, pinched his wrist curiously, and looked at it for a while under his eyelids.
"Interesting, is it possible that you had a marriage contract with someone in the previous life, didn't you? I can't tell, you are still an infatuated species?"
Ai Ye pulled the back of his hand behind his back with a flustered look, his eyes dodged a little and landed on his toes, he stumbled and said: "Say... what are you talking about, it's just a mole, who doesn't have a mole yet!"
"But I really don't have palms?" Gu Wangshu purposely spread out his palms and waved them in front of him, but instead smiled smugly: "Don't like me anymore, it seems that I'm not your predestined one. "
Ai Ye has always been shameless and skinny, and for some reason at this moment, she was so embarrassed by what he said that her face flushed, she hesitated to speak a few times, but in the end she couldn't hold back any words.I had no choice but to kick the broom on the ground in despair, and said with a stern face, "I'm so annoying! Why are you making fun of other people's thoughts! I don't sweep, and I won't sweep for you if I kill you today!"
"Okay, I'll go." Gu Wangshu casually rubbed his dirty hands on his clothes, picked up the broom beside him that was kicked away, and kicked Ai Ye, listening to him howling without any effort.
"If you raise a small dog, you have to pick up his toilet, wipe his urine, feed him, comb his hair, and wash his kennel, not to mention raising such a big dog like you. I'm so unlucky, I'll take it upon myself!"
"You are concealing who is the dog again!" Ai Ye was even more unhappy when she heard this, stood up angrily, grabbed Gu Wangshu's belt from behind and turned him back.When he sees a dog, he doesn't know why his teeth itch all the time. He wants to tear himself apart, how can he bear this?
Being dragged by him like this, Gu Wangshu turned back and stuck in front of Ai Ye's nose. A pair of indifferent and deep eyes scanned Ai Ye from head to toe, making Ai Ye feel uncomfortable.Until finally his eyes stopped on the top of his head, Gu Wangshu stretched out his hand to scratch the air where ears had been born, raised his eyebrows and said:
"I heard people say that there is a kind of snow dog in the northern part of Jingbei. It is bigger than a wolf. It has gray and white fur, strong limbs, and a loyal temperament. Its fur is four inches wide. It can run quickly on glaciers and snowfields, and it can be driven by people. It's not right. It's you?"
"It's a dog-haired pole!" Ai Ye became even more angry when he said this, and jumped to the top of the laurel tree in the center of the courtyard, shouting: "You clean it up yourself! You'll be fine if you're exhausted!"
Gu Wangshu sighed helplessly, shook his head and shouted towards the tree.The shadow of the tree whirled on his face, and he could barely see a shadow with half-closed eyes.
"I think you are very dexterous! Whoever doesn't work today is a dog!"
After speaking, he laughed loudly, slid and ran out on the half-melted ice, and rushed to Ai Ye's house with every inch.Gu Wangshu suddenly realized at this time that he had never been in the side room since it was cleaned and refurbished, and he didn't know what it would look like inside, let alone before tidying up.
Although it was only a dozen steps away from my own house, I hadn't entered it for more than ten years.Standing in front of this old wooden door at this moment, I feel a bit strangely uneasy.
Gu Wangshu raised his hand to hold the door latch. Although the furniture inside had been replaced with new ones, the door was still the old one, and even the red paint was peeling off and mottled.Gu Wangshu stood in front of the door with his eyelids downcast, his mind turned dim, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
The light gray silhouette landed on the door, and Ai Ye peeked from behind in the tree, and saw that he seemed to be talking to his own shadow.
It took a long time before he seemed to have made up his mind, his shoulders dropped, and he pushed gently calmly.Accompanied by an old creaking sound, like an old man who is nearly a hundred years old and dying, the door bolt falls down with a click, and is pushed open with a click.
Gu Wangshu went in with a broom, wanting to see what kind of mess his kennel would turn into, but he took less than two steps——
Suddenly, I smelled a pungent fragrance, and my brain exploded with a buzzing sound!
The face that was already pale as if facing an abyss instantly turned deathly pale, dizzy, panicked, and backed up a few steps, staggered and fell into the yard, bumping into Ai Ye who was so angry that he wanted to settle accounts with him .
Before Ai Ye realized why this person wanted to withdraw, he heard a heart-piercing cough, as if he wanted to cough up the lungs, and there was no chance to breathe out. I can't say anything out of breath!Ai Ye hastily helped Gu Wangshu and dragged her to a ventilated place in the middle of the yard. She looked at this man in horror, who was arguing with me just now, what happened all of a sudden!
Gu Wangshu pinched Ai Ye's sleeve tightly with one hand as if holding a dead branch on a cliff, and covered his chest with the other hand. Accompanied by a violent cough, his whole body trembled like a tree shivering under a storm, and his whole face was covered with inability to Breathing and suffocating from pale to red, blue veins snaked from the forehead to the neck like a poisonous snake, the feeling of dying came from the numbness of the limbs to the brain, and the body swayed and slid down when the consciousness was blurred.
The great pain caused by suffocation flooded the top of the skull, and there was no way to escape. The vision was twisted and twisted into shadows with the tears coughed up, and only the eye sockets were wide open in horror...
He coughed so badly that he couldn't breathe, and he couldn't call for help. He was just as helpless as a consumptive patient!
Ai Ye panicked all of a sudden, he had never seen Gu Wangshu so frightened before, he was afraid that over-stimulation would cause the infuriating qi to flow back into the lung cavity, it was no different from going mad, it would really kill people of!Ai Ye desperately supported Gu Wangshu's slumping body, patted his back and tried to smooth it out for him, but to no avail, he simply gritted his teeth and gave his zhenqi a slap, forcibly opening the blocked veins!
With this palm, Gu Wangshu propped his hands on the ground, his stomach was overwhelmed, and he vomited it all up with a "wow"!
It was still early in the morning, he hadn't eaten anything at all, and the acid water flowed backwards mixed with blood, until the end was full of blood, coughing so much that tears flowed down his face, panting for a long time, he was able to expel The sound was actually roaring and roaring, "Ah!!!!" came out with a long roar!
Gu Wangshu's eyes were red, like a ghost who just crawled back from purgatory, he completely lost his composure, covered his head and cried hoarsely at Ai Ye!
"what----!!!"
"Ai Ye, what did you order!!! What did you order in the room!!!! What the hell did you burn!!!!"
Although Ai Ye was often scolded by Gu Wangshu on weekdays, it was half jokes and half slapstick, and Gu Wangshu always put on a cold air.At the moment he was so insane, hysterical that he was about to pick him up, Ai Ye couldn't help but freeze in place in shock and horror, his hands were trembling, and his lower lip was trembling, he squatted down in panic and hugged Gu Wangshu's upper body, stumbling and responding, explain:
"Yes, it's ordinary sandalwood...! I didn't sleep well before, and I always had nightmares. Your junior brother gave it to me. I, I think it's effective... so I kept lighting it, why..."
"Sandalwood... Sandalwood..." Gu Wangshu chanted hoarsely a few times in a daze, then suddenly shouted like crazy, exploding with all his mana and pushing Ai Ye away indiscriminately, screaming heart-piercingly rise:
"You killed me! You almost killed me! You are killing me!! Do you know!!!!"
Gu Wangshu's push used up all the little mana left in his body, and Ai Ye was thrown far away by him without any precautions, and he bumped his back on the stone steps before stopping, with a salty smell in his throat, and he almost vomited blood Come on, but he didn't care about turning over and crawling back quickly, and hugged Gu Wangshu's body tightly, because he was afraid that his anger would go astray, and he would spend so much energy and energy to go mad.
Even if he still can't understand the situation in front of him, and why Gu Wangshu just smells it, sandalwood is a common fragrance in the taste...
He suddenly remembered at this moment that Gu Qingchi reminded him the day he gave him incense, not to let the second senior brother smell it, otherwise it is easy to cause serious trouble.But he didn't take it seriously at all, and he didn't think that sandalwood could become a taboo, he had already forgotten to go to Yunxiaohai...
At this moment, Gu Wangshu was struggling and shouting in his arms like a madman, the energy radiating from his whole body hurt Ai Ye, and he didn't let go, he gritted his teeth and endured it, instead exerting more force to hug him tightly Suppression, just thinking that he must not let him go crazy, and must not cripple his magical wisdom because of his momentary mistake...
"Little monster, I was wrong, it was all my fault, calm down, calm down!"
"Don't be angry, don't be afraid, I'm still here, you can't die, don't be afraid...don't..."
"Gu Wangshu, wake up! Don't scare me! I beg you!!! Please!!!"
Ai Ye didn't know how long she had hugged him, how much force she had put into it, the people under her body gradually woke up and calmed down, until finally it stopped, only intermittent panting remained.
Only then did Ai Ye let go of his hand, exerting too much force caused a sharp pain in his chest, and cold sweat poured down.Right now, he is not a real big monster with boundless cultivation base, forcing himself will only hurt his bones, but compared to watching Gu Wangshu feel so uncomfortable because of his own mistakes, he wished to turn it all on himself.Quite exhausted, she sat beside him panting heavily, and turned her head to peek at him.
It was only now that Gu Wangshu managed to stabilize his mind, his eyes stared blankly at the ground in front of him, slumped like a person who survived a catastrophe, he didn't say a word, as if he was desperately burying some great grief in his heart.
The two sat side by side on the ground, the ground was wet, the trees and soil were mixed together, and the air was filled with a suffocating smell.
"Little monster, it's all my fault...forgot that you can't smell..."
Ai Ye moved a few inches closer, like a child in a catastrophe, he was the first to admit his mistake.
Gu Wangshu was still silent, he was a soulless person, a doll carved out of wood, leaving only the abandoned and lonely **** still in place.Only when the wind stirred the messy strands of hair that had just been torn randomly by me, could I barely see that it was a living thing.
He couldn't give the reaction he wanted, and he couldn't move.After a long while, he spoke as weakly as a fly.
"Stop sweeping, I want to rest."
"Okay, let's stop sweeping, let's go back, I will do the rest for you, I can brush ash, I can hang peach charms, I can also wipe roof tiles, my legs and feet are faster than yours... I will take you back to the room! "Ai Ye hurriedly grabbed Gu Wangshu's arm and got up together.At this moment, neither of them is more healthy than the other, but after tossing for a long time, it took a long time to walk the road that was originally only a few steps away.
Ai Ye didn't dare to let go, until he put the person back on the couch and covered him tightly with the quilt, and didn't listen to what he was saying, then he left the house angrily.
Ai Ye stood outside Gu Wangshu's door for a long time with lingering fear.He didn't even know that mortals can be so fragile, that it's so difficult to protect them, and that a lifetime of dozens of springs and autumns is also a lot of calamities.
The world is impermanent, but I just want to keep you healthy for the rest of my life.
Ai Ye secretly made up his mind.
Life is only a few decades, so why not do this.
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