The first night Di Feng moved to Su Yi's house was not peaceful.Or rather, not so well.

The specific performance is that neither of them is very familiar with the layout of the room.

Di Feng looked down at his phone to go to the bathroom, and slammed his head against the glass door. The crisp sound made Su Yi's hands tremble a few times in fright.

Wearing slippers, Su Yi ran to Di Feng's side, put her feet on her feet and poked her head: "Are you all right?"

Di Feng snorted, covered his head and didn't rub it: "You still have a conscience."

Touching the frosted glass to confirm its flatness, Su Yi breathed a sigh of relief: "Of course I have a conscience, I bought this glass according to the standard of bulletproof glass at the time, if it was smashed by your forehead, I would suspect that we made it in China quality."

Di Feng paused and stared at him: "So your conscience is not for me, but for this culprit?"

Su Yi lightly pressed his fingers accusing the glass: "How can it be called the culprit, it's just an innocent little glass."

Di Feng: "Hehe."

His expression was so cold, so cool, like Di Feng before, Su Yi was in a trance.

"Hehe!" Di Feng increased his volume.

Su Yi woke up like a dream, and smiled helplessly: "Show me your forehead, are you okay?"

Di Feng twitched his lips: "As an afterthought."

"Look, show me. I was joking with you just now, how could I not care about you and only care about the glass?"

Pulling his hand away unnaturally, Di Feng glanced at him: "Don't act like a baby."

Su Yi had a delicate expression.Did he just act like a baby?Obviously not, it's just a very normal tone.

The blow to Di Feng was really hard, a bump swelled up on his forehead, the color was reddish, it is estimated that it will become darker tomorrow.

Su Yi sighed: "You are really ill-fated today."

It's fine if Su Yi doesn't say it, but when he said that, Di Feng remembered that the first twist of his fate today came from Su Yi's mouth, and his chest is still aching.The second setback came from Su Yi's bathroom, which directly gave him a big fight on the head.

"Blessed by whom?"

Su Yi smiled modestly: "No talent, I'm here. I'll help you to lie on the bed."

Di Feng's footsteps were weak, and Su Yi let Su Yi help him to bed.

Leaning on the soft backrest, Di Feng thought, as if he had forgotten something?

After comforting Di Feng, Su Yi went to wash up.

At this moment, he completely forgot that this was the frosted glass bathroom of his own home. He hummed a song while taking a bath, and danced unconsciously.

Di Feng was playing games with his head down, but when he looked up, he saw a looming figure on the frosted glass.

This is dancing?Are you still dancing to God?

Why didn't I know that Su Yi still had this habit of bouncing around in the shower.

Su Yi slid and made a squeak, which Di Feng heard through the glass and the sound of water.

He couldn't help it, and knocked on the frosted glass.

The sound of water and the sound of music are still in sync.

"What's the matter?" Su Yi's voice sounded a little nervous.

"You move slowly, don't fall."

"Don't worry, no."

After setting the flag, Su Yi continued to take a bath.

No, why did Di Feng remind him to move more slowly?Turn around and look, frosted glass!There is a feeling of looking directly at Di Feng.

His innocence is not guaranteed!

Su Yi was distracted and slipped.

Oh, the flag is down.

Di Feng woke up and rushed to the bathroom, the sound of water stopped sparsely.

"What's the matter? What was the sound just now, something fell on the ground?"

With tears in Su Yi's eyes: "It's the sound of my tailbone breaking."

Di Feng: "Huh?"

Respond for two seconds.

"You fell?"

Su Yi responded, aggrieved.

When Di Feng went in, he saw Su Yi sitting on the ground with an ugly expression on his face.

He didn't dare to help Su Yi easily at this time: "How is it? Did you fall hard? Can you move?"

Su Yi pouted: "Seriously."

Di Feng sweated anxiously: "How serious is it?"

Su Yi raised her head: "My boy group dream died in this bathroom this night."

Di Feng: ...

"Is the boy group dream what matters now? What matters is your butt? How is it? If you can't move, I will call 120."

Su Yi glanced at him: "In this case, if 120 comes, the nurses will call 110 and take me away."

Di Feng: "Huh? Why can't I understand what you said tonight?"

Su Yi raised his head up and down.

"Look at me, is there any difference?"

Di Feng blushed.

No matter what time it is, I still want him to boast.

"The skin looks whiter than usual, white and red, and smooth."

Su Yi's expression was indescribable: "Look carefully."

"Have you shaved your legs? Why don't you have leg hair? You don't have armpit hair either? Su Yi, you can't, you don't even have a man's medal."

Su Yi: ...

"Then how did you see that I don't have leg hair or armpit hair?"

Di Feng was dumbfounded by the question.

He suddenly understood the feelings of those boys who were asked by their girlfriends "what's different about me today".

It was too difficult to answer. Su Yi's face turned blue when he couldn't answer what Su Yi wanted for a long time.

Di Feng's gaze wished to make a hole in Su Yi's body, trying to get an answer.

Looking at it, he suddenly blushed.

"You also have less hair there."

Su Yi couldn't bear it anymore, touched a slipper and threw it over.

"You've seen everything, haven't you noticed that I'm not wearing any clothes?"

Di Feng caught the slipper and snorted: "I need to put on clothes, let's just say it directly, let me guess how to beat around the bush."

Su Yi's ears were red: "How do I know that you haven't noticed it after watching for a long time."

Di Feng's ears were also dyed: "Then I'll help you up and sit on the toilet, and put on your clothes, can you move?"

Su Yi moved her toes, feeling the muscle pain during exercise, and concluded: "It's okay."

"You can actually use your toes to give likes?"

This surprised tone made Su Yi almost doubt what an incredible skill it is to be able to give thumbs up with his toes.

He sneered: "My toes can not only give likes, but also deduce embarrassing villas. Do you want to live?"

Di Feng stared: "Are you mocking me?"

Su Yi faked a smile: "Ah, did you hear that? If you don't dress me again, I'll be embarrassed to death. If I die, you can inherit the villa I dug out."

"What's embarrassing, it's not like I haven't seen it before." After speaking, Di Feng's neck also turned red.

Last time Su Yi was drunk, he had read it.

"Once born and second time familiar?"

Di Feng nodded shyly: "That's right."

Su Yi grabbed his red-hot ears and gave an ultimatum: "Hurry up!"

"oh oh."

Di Feng babbled while dressing Su Yi.

"Be careful next time you take a shower, and don't dance any boys' troupe dances. If you are a math student, you should study math well, and don't think about changing careers."

Su Yi grinned her teeth in pain, and had no time to return to him.

It really hurts.

Di Feng put the trousers on Su Yi's legs, then helped him stand up, brought the waist of the trousers as far as he could lift, and turned his head with red ears.

See no evil, see no evil.

Su Yi put on her clothes, and her body was covered with thin sweat.

"This bath is a waste of time."

Di Feng sent him to the bedside, this familiar feeling.

"I remembered what I was going to do before I bumped my head!"

With this startled posture, Su Yi lay on the bed and looked up at him: "What's the big deal?"

"I forgot to go to the toilet."

Su Yi: "Speechless. You can even forget about it when you go to the bathroom."

Di Feng rushed into the toilet like a gust of wind, Su Yi was amused, and those who didn't know thought going to the toilet was a luxury and were in such a hurry.It's funny how someone can forget to go to the bathroom.

The corners of Su Yi's mouth curled up.

A silly and cute big dog.

Di Feng came out of the toilet, saw that Su Yi was having fun lying on his stomach, and followed his example.Su Yi turned her head and looked at him, seeing his ferocious expression.

"what happened?"

Di Feng hesitated to speak: "I have a chest pain."

"Second development?"

"I am male."

Su Yi tilted his head and thought for a while: "Why don't you go to the hospital tomorrow, in case you are really infected."

"Are you so confident in your teeth? I won't be sent to the hospital after being bitten by your teeth. Maybe I'll be fine tomorrow."

Su Yi was dubious: "Is it true? It will be fine tomorrow?"

Di Feng was convinced: "Really."

"Besides, I went to the hospital and the doctor asked me how I was injured. How should I answer? You said that you were plotting against my pectoral muscles. I pushed you to squat in a moment of anger, and I turned my head and hit the glass door?"

Very good, this answer perfectly connected the three injuries of the two people.

"Besides, I still have the flowers you painted with iodophor on my chest."

"Haha." Su Yi smiled humbly.

"The most urgent thing is to see what happens to your butt? You can't sleep on your stomach all night. Ice?"

Su Yi shook his head like a rattle: "It's cool. The wind blows the butt and it's cool."

"Then I'll rub it for you with medicinal wine? There's safflower oil."

Su Yi thought for a while: "This is okay. There seems to be nothing wrong with safflower oil for bruises and promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis."

The sound of Di Feng's footsteps moved away and approached again.Su Yi's heartbeat was pounding, following Di Feng's rhythm.

Do you really want Di Feng to rub him?

Before Su Yi could figure out what to do, Di Feng pulled his trousers down as his back felt cold.

With a slap by Duang, Di Feng blushed to the brim.

It's too flexible.

"I'm going to start, you bear with it."

The smell of medicinal wine struck, and Su Yi sneezed suddenly.He heard the sound of skin caressing clearly, and became nervous.

"Xiao Feng, what are you doing?"

"I rub the medicinal wine with the palm of my hand to warm it up, so that the medicinal effect can be better exerted later."

As soon as the words fell, Su Yi's tailbone felt hot, followed by pain.

He seemed to feel the lines on Di Feng's palm, which made his skin tremble.

Di Feng was curious: "Su Yi, you have goosebumps on your butt!"

Su Yi pursed her lips: "As long as you don't have hemorrhoids, everything is easy to talk about."

Di Feng nodded: "That's true."

The hand is soft and elastic to the touch.Di Feng apologized to the former Di Feng in his heart. There was a reason for the incident, and he didn't do it on purpose.

This massage was quite painful for both of them, and they both breathed a sigh of relief after the massage.

Pulling up Su Yi's pants, Di Feng pulled his forehead hair with his fingertips: "I'm going to wash my hands."

Su wanted to let him touch his hair with the hand that touched his butt, but he didn't have time.

All right, pretend you don't know anything.

Di Feng took a shower while washing his hands, with a towel around his waist, and came out with his upper body naked.

Su Yi met his Hua Neinei at a glance.

He chuckled lightly: "Zi neinei."

Not to be outdone, Di Feng said, "Red butt."

Su Yi froze for a moment, remembering that safflower oil also has color, reddish brown.

His face was hot, and he turned his head to the other side.

Play dead.

Su Yi originally thought that Di Feng's ill-fated fate had come to an end, but who knew, the excitement was yet to come.

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