After I died, I became a cat

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Chen Erhuang didn't know what he had done, but he only remembered that he had a good night's sleep.

He seemed to have a dream, and he hadn't had a dream for a long time after he became a cat.In his dream, he came to a ruin in the wind and snow. In the ruins, there were two flames flickering, struggling to support an area without wind and snow. He explored in the ruins, accompanied by the wind and snow, overlooking the vast land from a high altitude. It feels very novel and interesting.

Then he woke up in the morning, opened his eyes, and found that he had left the investigation copy and returned to Earth.

He saw Ye Weidan, who hadn't slept all night, with a pair of national treasure-like dark circles under his eyes. This kid held out his mobile phone in front of him, and it was a live recording screen that was turned on.

In the recorded video, more and more cat-like people use themselves as a means of transportation, driving Chen Erhuang around the city, while the little black cat, which has been in focus by the camera, repeatedly eats and uses Ye Weidan as a pillow to rub against people Playing, asking Ye Weidan to play with him, eating, using Ye Weidan as a pillow to rub against others, asking Ye Weidan to play with him... This humiliating process.

During this embarrassing process, Chen Erhuang didn't want to admit that it was his little black cat, so he killed the two oversized disfigured faces, some smaller big disfigured faces, and all the small disfigured faces in one go.

After killing the super-disfigured face, all the people who made up the super-disfigured face turned into cats.And those little disfigured faces scattered and hid one after another.

But no matter where those little disfigured faces were hidden, they were all marked, tracked, found, and captured by Chen Erhuang's feline people, and finally sent to Chen Erhuang for him to enjoy.

And the little black cats in the video are not picky eaters at all, they eat them all no matter how big or small they are.

When the little black cat ate the last little disfigured face that was hidden in the sewer but was forcibly dragged out by the cat-like people, and was content to jump down the mountain of meat to play, a white light appeared, and they disappeared in place, and the whole copy was over. .

And so they came back.

After watching this video, Chen Erhuang glanced at the number of times it was played, and suddenly his eyes went dark.

I'm not, I haven't, don't talk nonsense... But in the first investigation of the Spider of Words, he seemed to have eaten the mystery too?

Civets don't have the talent to eat wherever they go. According to various legends, those civets walk in the shadows of different worlds. Sometimes they are kind, sometimes evil, unpredictable, good at killing, but they usually die. No, not a big eater.

So the cat he turned into, the civet he turned into, is really not an ordinary civet!

"099856!" Chen Erhuang shouted, "Come out!"

The customer service 099856 came out in response, and greeted with great energy.

"Dear~ good morning~"

"Good morning!" Chen Erhuang scolded angrily, "What is this body you made for me!"

"I don't know either, dear." The mouth of customer service 099856 was as good at provoking other people's anger.

"..." Chen Erhuang looked calm, he said calmly, "Do you know what happened to the suspect who talked to me like this last time?"

"Uh……"

Customer service 099856 stopped talking.

Ye Weidan couldn't hear the voice of the customer service 099856, but just from his brother's answer, he could guess what the partner sent by the PU company said. This is the experience he accumulated from often making Chen Erhuang angry. .

This kid has long been displeased with the customer service who may be the murderer of his brother, and after hearing his brother's hidden anger, he immediately added fuel to the fire: "Yes, anyway, my brother died in his prime, what are you like?" I don’t even know, hehe.”

Chen Erhuang looked at him again.

"You too, don't talk," he said to Ye Weidan, but his expression was softer than when he watched the video just now, "Have you had breakfast yet?"

"Ahem," the choked customer service 099856 hastily explained, "I'm not saying that this matter has nothing to do with me, dear, but you can eat mysterious things, didn't we confirm it a long time ago?"

"That's not what you said," Chen Erhuang said. "The spider that I ate before was just a five-star mystery, right? According to your PU, one, two, and three stars are low-level mystery, four and five-star are medium mystery, six A seven-star is a high-level mystery. In my opinion, a five-star mystery is powerful enough, but the one last night is probably stronger than a five-star spider. It is not an exaggeration to say a six-star...

"It's true that I ate the five-star mystery. Although I don't know how to eat it, but since you PU think it's okay, I'll take it for granted. But if the six-star mystery can also be eaten, I will doubt me What am I now."

"Hey, brother, that," Ye Weidan tried to interrupt again, "the one in the dungeon last night was..."

"No dear," customer service 099856 quickly explained, "Last night that was a four-star mysterious faceless man, only four-star."

"It's a four-star mystery," Ye Weidan also said, "I read the introduction later, although I don't believe it, but it is."

"……what?"

Chen Erhuang was dumbfounded.

What happened behind the entire dungeon, Chen Erhuang no longer remembers.But just watching the live recording, comparing the spider who broke his promise with this mystery, it's like the light of rice grains is competing with the sun and the moon.

"Wait a minute," he said, "I'll take a look first."

Chen Erhuang said and opened the system panel.

[Investigation complete, investigator]

【Your experience: +3000】

【Your credit: +20】

[You have three skills that can grow - Scouting +1, Anthropology +1, Psychology +1 [Click to view the character card skill list]]

[Mysterious truth: 1; Mysterious recovery/cracking: 1 [Click to view this mysterious explanation]]

[You have received an "A" rating in this survey, and you will get a chance to draw a mysterious prize pool]

[The above is your harvest of this investigation.Keep going!investigator! 】

A-level evaluation, enough to make ten consecutive rounds, Chen Erhuang glanced over this line of words, and clicked on this mysterious explanation.

【Mystery - Faceless】

【Number: PU-***76562】

[Level: Four Stars]

[attribute: spirit]

[Containment method: general isolation and detention, no contact with skilled investigators and below]

[Remarks: PU-***76562 is a kind of spiritual life that can possess the spirituality of intelligent life and give intelligent life the ability to change its appearance freely.However, it is not free for the possessed intelligent life to use its abilities. It must continuously provide PU-***76562 with "self" as food.When the "self" of an intelligent life is consumed, PU-***76562 will stop possessing and look for the next host.After it leaves, the face that once hosted itself will appear in a state of being melted.

[Picture - Type II ordinary carbon-based Homo sapiens once used as a host by PU-***76562]

[Picture-PU-***76562 possessed state, the spirit body perspective photo taken by the host, you can clearly see the existence of PU-***76562]

Although extraordinary beings in some worlds raise this kind of spirit life as a source of ability, it is not recommended for investigators to use PU-***76562 to change their appearance.

Features are similar to [DATA EXPUNGED], investigators are requested to pay attention to the differences, so as not to confuse]

After reading it, Chen Erhuang was silent.

"So," he hesitated, "is it really just a four-star mystery?"

"Of course it's a four-star mystery. Even if other places are unreliable, our PU is still very professional in mysterious recycling. You have to believe this appraisal result, how could I lie to you dear!"

The customer service 099856 was very sad and indignant as he spoke, feeling like he was going to lose his mind.

"It is indeed four-star mysterious, but there is no difference between four-star mysterious and six-star mysterious," Ye Weidan became serious, "Whatever the star rating, this kind of thing can't be used as food, right? It's unhealthy. Brother, you said last time When you come back from another world, the PU medical department will scan once during the transfer and do a physical examination? Can those physical examination reports be sent out for a look? Or is that unreliable customer service lying to you that they will do a medical examination, but in fact this leather bag company didn’t do it at all? ?”

"Hey!" Customer service 099856 jumped up on the spot, "How can you slander... dear! How can your brother slander me like this!"

"Show me the medical report." Chen Erhuang said.

"I did not lie to you!"

"Show me the medical report." Chen Erhuang repeated.

"You enter the investigator's information in the system panel, and you can see it under the health column..." Customer service 099856 can only answer this way.

Chen Erhuang didn't speak any more, and turned to the system panel again.

The investigator information on the system panel is in the same format as the player's original character card in the game, but there are a few more options on the side, and there is indeed a health column in it.

According to the above instructions, every time the investigator transfers in time and space through the PU company, the medical department of the PU company will scan the investigator's body once to prevent the investigator from taking away or bringing back any bad things during the journey.This kind of inspection is very necessary. In terms of ensuring the hygiene and health of employees, this leather bag company is working harder than the Ministry of Health of some countries.

A copy of the investigation will be checked twice, once to go, and once to go back.The health column only shows the medical report of the latest scan. According to the above, at least, when he came back last night, Chen Erhuang was still a very healthy kitten... except that he was overfed.

Chen Erhuang who didn't feel hungry at all after waking up in the morning: "..."

...So, he really ate so much last night.

Chen Erhuang only felt that his three views were broken, while Ye Weidan was still complaining.

"And bro, you can't see that it's the company's fault at night, right?"

"How can the affairs of extraordinary professionals be called tricks, dear!"

"When you had a problem last night, you suddenly became able to see."

"I don't think that's a problem!"

"So this company is definitely unreliable. If you want me to tell you brother, you shouldn't be an investigator in their company."

"PU Investigation Service is really a well-known multi-verse company..."

"If I don't become an investigator, am I going to be a cat for the rest of my life?" Chen Erhuang woke up from deep thought, and glared at the kid angrily, "If I hadn't become an extraordinary career, I wouldn't even be able to speak human words now."

Then he glanced at the system panel and said, "Explain."

"Yes, please listen to my explanation!" The customer service 099856 said hastily, speaking very fast, for fear that Ye Weidan would interrupt again, "I don't know anything else, but it can change back to □□ in the evening, it should be that you are satisfied with your job Advanced requirements! I made a report last night to submit an advanced request to the higher-ups. Just wait for the upper-level approval, and your career can be promoted!

"Only when you become stronger can you investigate more difficult tasks. Honey, your level is now an ordinary investigator. As long as you upgrade to an elite investigator, you can participate in the resurrection investigation and become a human again!"

Oh, it turns out that Extraordinary professions can still be advanced?

Chen Erhuang was taken aback.

But speaking of extraordinary professions, did he dream of the ruins that gave him extraordinary professions in his dream last night?

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