After I died, I became a cat

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"So, the conclusion was an accident?"

Captain Qin asked, with huge dark circles under his eyes and white smoke of nicotine coming out of his seven orifices.

He was asking about a series of car accidents that happened on the viaduct during the morning rush hour yesterday. A colleague from the traffic police squadron sat in front of the computer, dragged the identification report to the conclusion, turned around and said to him: "Yes, that's right, it's just an ordinary rear-end collision. , the responsibility is easy to identify, but..."

However, after a car was hit, the fuel tank leaked and spontaneously ignited, which then caused an explosion.

The spontaneous combustion to the explosion happened very quickly. The driver and passengers in the car may not have reacted at that time, or for other reasons, they did not escape, and both were burned to charred corpses.

Even if this is the case, it is not really related to the criminal police squadron, and the two parties can jointly deal with it.

As a result, the forensic examination showed that the occupants of the car died before being charred.

So the traffic accident turned into a homicide case and was handed over to Captain Qin.

"How is your place?" A colleague from the traffic police squadron asked, "Have you found the identity of the unknown corpse?"

Captain Qin waved his hand.

"Stop talking," he lighted another cigarette unceremoniously, "I've searched all the information on missing persons from the near to the far, and found nothing similar."

"Thanks for your hard work," a colleague from the traffic police squadron patted him on the shoulder, and then he was choked by the strong smell of smoke on Captain Qin's body, "But Lao Qin, didn't you say you want to quit smoking?"

"I won't quit."

Captain Qin was so exaggerated that he smoked half of the cigarette in one breath.He turned back to his criminal police squadron, waved his hand and said, "Thank you."

"You should also pay attention to your health, Lao Qin," a colleague shouted behind him, "Don't be like Xiao Chen!"

Captain Qin froze in waving.

Fortunately, he had already walked out of the door, and there was an elevator going downstairs a few steps ahead.

Standing at the door of the elevator, Captain Qin looked at the half of the cigarette in his hand, and then at the trash can with white stones on the top.

There were already a lot of cigarette butts lying in the ashtray on top of the trash can, but Captain Qin took a look and put the remaining half of the cigarette back into his mouth.

He is no longer young, and he is also an old smoker. When he starts a case, he will lose energy without smoking a few cigarettes. Originally, he could relax a little with the help of Chen Erhuang, a capable assistant he cultivated. Now that Chen Erhuang is not around, how can he have much energy? quit smoking.

What's more, this case is very strange, really very strange.

Captain Qin frowned, following the clues in his head with a cigarette in his mouth.They didn't even notice that the elevator had come to this floor.

The elevator door creaked and slid open. Although his consciousness was wandering, his body naturally walked in.

The door was closed, and the soot fell from walking, which happened to land on the back of Captain Qin's hand.

The middle-aged man with a shaggy beard screamed from being burned, and the cigarette butt fell to the ground with his mouth open.

This time, if you don't come back to your senses, you have to come back to your senses.

Captain Qin bent down to pick up the cigarette butt, picked it up without smoking, and rubbed his shoulders first.

He raised his head in doubt, and looked at the elevator lights that suddenly started flashing, a little strange.

"It's too cold...it's already October, how many degrees are they turning on the air conditioner?"

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Investigator Chen Erhuang closed the settlement interface.

After the two investigations yesterday, he would go to see the mysterious explanation, but now he has no such interest.

I was about to talk to the customer service 099856 to ask what was going on with the alarm, but I didn't want Ye Weidan to jump over without saying hello.

When Chen Erhuang was hugged by this kid, he was still in a daze.

He never expected that in the next second, he would be touched all over his body by this kid.

"...??!"

Chen Erhuang should have blown his hair, he had never been touched like this when he was a human, but just as he was about to get angry, Ye Weidan's hand touched the base of his ear.

The little black cat subconsciously shuddered, stretched its body, and sighed softly: "Meow..."

Hey?

Chen Erhuang, who couldn't control his body, fell into shock, but Ye Weidan didn't stop his hands, and wanted to turn him over, belly up.

Wait this doesn't work!

Male cats over one month old also have testicles!

Chen Erhuang was sober this time, and waved his hand with a claw. Although he restrained his nails, this sharp cat claw had just dismantled a brass typewriter not long ago. mark.

Ye Weidan was in pain, but he didn't let go. After a rough glance, Chen Erhuang broke free.

The little black cat fell back on the bed, turned around and jumped and charged.

In the still-closed live broadcast room, tens of thousands of viewers heard a snap.

"???"

"Where's the anchor?"

"What happened?"

"Did I hear a cat meowing just now?"

"I said the anchor has a cat!"

"There must be a cat!"

The barrage detectives quickly settled the case. In the rented room, Ye Weidan and Chen Erhuang fell to the ground, tears welling up, but he gritted his teeth and did not cry out.

He fell to the ground, and Chen Erhuang stood on the bed. The brothers, one cat and one person, looked up and down, signaling to each other with their eyes respectively——

"What are you doing!"

"What are you doing!"

After staring at each other for five or six seconds, Ye Weidan suddenly realized what he saw with his last glance under Chen Erhuang's especially terrifying gaze, and slowly blushed.

But it's impossible to ask this kid to apologize, at most he will look away first as a show of weakness.

Pretending that nothing happened, Ye Weidan picked up the phone, picked up the chair, and sat back in front of the computer.

With his back facing Chen Erhuang's needle-like gaze, he absently explained to the audience: "Ahem, I'm sorry I fell off the chair just now..."

The audience didn't care if he fell or not.

"Anchor, do you have a cat?"

"Did the cat make you fall? Such a nasty little villain, quickly expose it! I will condemn it for you!"

"No more cats, no more!" Ye Weidan quickly denied, but compared with the perfunctory audience yesterday, the audience who heard the cat meowing again were more reluctant.

When the bullet screen made many requests such as turning on the camera, Ye Weidan glanced sideways, just in time to see a black tail disappearing by the door.

Chen Erhuang slipped out of the house.

His cat's face is covered with black hair, even if his face is black, he can't see it.But customer service 099856 has been with him for two or three days, and he can still feel his partner's anger.

"This..." The ghost fire elf said, considering his tone, "Darling, I think your brother is worried about your injury. At the end of the dungeon, your frostbite is still not healed, and he doesn't know that the PU medical department will help treat and disinfect it when you return... ..."

"He can ask me directly." Chen Erhuang said.

"What if you don't tell me?" Customer service 099856 felt that his partner was the kind of person who never talked about himself.

"That shouldn't be the case," Chen Erhuang said. "If I were human, would he come to take off my clothes?"

"But you are a cat now."

"So you really treat me like a cat?"

Chen Erhuang was angry about this.

Sure enough, I still have to quickly turn back into a human.

I always feel that this body is not an ordinary cat, and the attitude of the typewriter at the end is simply intriguing. If I don't turn back into a human soon... Chen Erhuang has a bad feeling.

The problem is that customer service 099856 is the culprit, but he doesn't seem to know anything.

In other words, is it really the culprit?

Feeling blind in both eyes, Chen Erhuang sighed in his heart, and changed the subject on his face: "I can't contact you, is it because you are in a meeting?"

"No dear~ I can't get in touch because of what did the five-star mystery to be contained do?" Customer service 099856 really couldn't think in multiple lines, "Fortunately, I have a player to accompany me this time, so I can go to the game department to adjust the game monitor and come back. Otherwise, I don’t even know how to write the report…”

The game won't go black, but the partner's monitor will go black. Chen Erhuang wanted to ask this question before. Now that the opportunity is right, he followed the instructions of customer service 099856 and asked directly.

Because it was a topic brought up by customer service 099856, it really didn't sense Chen Erhuang's prying, and complained to him.

It seems that the system used by the game department is newly developed, and it is more advanced than the system used by the old support department.The rear support department has insufficient funds, so it cannot be replaced with the same new system for the time being.

That's what it said above, and the customer service 099856 certainly didn't suspect it.

Is it a fool?Chen Erhuang couldn't help but think, no matter what, the rear support department that can directly contact the investigators is more important than the game department.

So he inquired a few more about the game department before returning to the content of the customer service 099856 meeting just now.

"At the beginning, I was talking about the game department," said the ghost fire spirit. "The board's emphasis on the new department seems to have made colleagues in other departments feel uneasy? So I will open a meeting to explain the situation. The result will be opened until Half of the alarm came suddenly, and a six-star mystery was born in a world that must be blocked, which happened to be the world you just entered."

"Six stars?"

"You have entered the realm of gods since the sixth star," customer service 099856 said in a rare and serious tone, "Only legendary investigators are qualified to investigate them. Dear, you'd better not ask too many questions."

Chen Erhuang nodded quickly, feeling a little puzzled in his heart.

The time of this birth, the last words the typewriter said...

Uh, it should have nothing to do with him, right?

The birth of six stars and the blockade of the world sounds like a very serious matter. As the last investigator to leave, I am afraid that he will bear a lot of suspicion.

But he didn't want to get into the eyes of PU executives in the early stage.

Well, the PU executives are too far away from him, no matter what he can't control, so it's useless to panic, and he can't show it.

Chen Erhuang was silent for a moment, and said, "That's it?"

"The investigators who were in that world at that time may be reviewed later," customer service 099856 said, not worried at all, "but don't worry, dear! Your identity is definitely not a problem!"

No, I'm not worried about that...

Chen Erhuang was very sad, and continued to change the topic: "What was explained at the beginning of the meeting?"

"Ah, yes," customer service 009856 suddenly remembered that it forgot to tell its partner something, and quickly claimed credit, "Dear, I know why you can't find the ghost! The host said at the meeting that the reason why you chose your world to launch the game is because Because your world is a rare world without mystery!"

No Mystery World...

"You mean, there are no ghosts in my world?" Chen Erhuang asked.

The customer service 099856 hadn't answered yet. Over there, Ye Weidan, who had just finished the live broadcast and walked out of his room, fell again.

Chen Erhuang, who had lost his anger, had no choice but to look back at him, and saw the 17-year-old boy shouting with wide eyes.

"What? There are no ghosts in this world?"

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