After I died, I became a cat

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"...Fuck!"

"WTF?"

"I do not believe!"

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it's true that someone is so obedient!"

"Ouhuang: Who just said that the emperor's golden body was broken?"

"Normal operation, normal operation."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"The screen has been recorded, and the PU official website has been opened. Report it immediately."

"It's like a Jedi counterattack. Anchor, Anchor, Anchor, tell me, tell me what you must have done to get this 1-point success, okay? Otherwise, this is absolutely impossible to be a natural dramatic effect!"

"Could it be the use of some technology that the PU company can't discover?"

"Yes! The PU company doesn't know this technology, but I do. This technology is—"

"metaphysics"

"metaphysics"

"Metaphysics (capital bold font)"

"Metaphysics (red uppercase bold font)"

"Metaphysics (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple, a total of seven rows are neatly aligned and bold font)"

"So, quickly tell me the streamer which koi you retweeted," said one viewer, "Tell me secretly and I won't report it."

"You're an idiot, what do you want the koi reposted by the anchor?" Another viewer said, "Just repost the screenshot of the anchor's live broadcast just now. By the way, I have already posted that screenshot on Weibo. My Weibo The name is @This fish is too salty."

"The marketing account is fucked!!!"

"Wait for me..." Ye Weidan almost bent forward in frustration, "I didn't expect this to happen either!"

The mechanical maintenance skill of Donaldson Giovanna's character card is only 10. In reality, he is probably at the level of an ordinary person who knows how to fix a screw and remove a fan.Just now Ye Weidan tried to click on the mechanical maintenance, but he just felt that there is no harm in trying. Anyway, as long as the first time you use it, as long as you don't make a big failure, it won't produce any effect that makes the train explode immediately.

The performance of the character card is also in line with his status as an Internet celebrity food blogger. Donaldson Giovanna just knocked hard on the console.

...Who would have thought it could be fixed like this.This big success is too unreasonable, right?

Unfortunately, as a vested interest, his "sophistry" is meaningless.

Nearly [-] viewers yelled, and half of the barrage mentioned "hacking" and "hacking". Although most people were joking, there must be some stupid people who reported it up.

Of course Ye Weidan knew that he hadn’t cheated, although he also felt that his luck had gotten better since he entered the game—yes, that’s right, his luck wasn’t bad before—it’s okay to cheat, PU Of course, it is impossible for the company to check it out, and it will definitely issue an announcement to clarify for him later.But he is currently on the rise in his career, and just the rumor of a hack may reduce the number of viewers who will appear in his live broadcast room.

Of course, there may also be some audiences that he didn't want to attract...

I said I don't want to attract certain audiences!

The 17-year-old boy didn't think about setting up fake characters or making hype. He even felt a little guilty about the popularity of rubbing cats, and he didn't want the kind of black fans who came to the live broadcast room to stare at him to see if he was cheating.He had a headache when he thought of the possible bloodbath, and he would rather single out a hundred bastards with a brick in reality than pinch them online.

But now he didn't have much time to think about it.

In the game, a message pops up.

[Congratulations, investigator, you have obtained a new achievement title]

[Investigators with mechanical maintenance skill points, or the mechanical maintenance skill points of the possessed character card used, less than or equal to 10, can get this title by rolling 1 in an extremely difficult mechanical maintenance check confrontation——]

【"Russian Repair Method (Physical) Inheritor"】

[Wearing this title, the skills of mechanical maintenance, science and engineering +1.And you can use the active mysterious skill - "Knock first, then talk"]

[This skill can be used in conjunction with the mechanical repair skill to use on mechanical creations in a dilapidated state. After success, the item can be restored to the standard state within 1D10 time.The method is very simple, even the mentally retarded can easily get started. Use hard objects such as fists, legs, heads, or baseball bats to hit the object that needs to be repaired, but there is a certain chance that the item will be damaged]

[Remarks: What?The TV does not work?Won't you knock twice? 】

"Fuck," Ye Weidan himself began to yell, "The title of the active skill! I've only heard of it but never seen it!"

The PU survey service has an achievement system, and title rewards will be awarded for completing achievements.

A general title, it is better to add character card attributes, and it is almost better to add character card skills.As for the title of the legendary active skill, Ye Weidan has only seen it in the introduction of the official website and in the screenshots of the post bar.

I never expected that I would get one. Although the introduction was full of gags, but after thinking about it carefully, with this skill, he can repair some mechanical items even if he does not carry repair tools...

...Isn't it just that people get the ability to repair machines with bare hands? !

Why can't it be a combat active skill!

Ye Weidan lamented for a while, and when he looked up, he saw cheers in the driver's cab.

The speed is dropping, the driver is in tears and the conductors are hugging each other.Ye Weidan, who couldn't be seen by others, stood in it, feeling satisfied and lonely at the same time.

But he just decided a few minutes ago that he will not talk to Chen Erhuang for the next day.

No, even if he didn't talk to Chen Erhuang, Chen Erhuang, whose life was saved, should come to look for him now.

Even though he thought so, Ye Weidan turned around and walked back to the No. [-] compartment.

He was looking forward to the amazed gaze from the little black cat, but he didn't want to, but what he saw was—

[Fighting check, 1D100=38, normal success, confrontation failure]

Chen Erhuang couldn't see Ye Weidan's test results, but he could hear the sound of his teammates rolling the dice and the cheers erupting in the driver's cab.

It didn't even take the conductors to shout "The train is ready!" in an instant, Chen Erhuang realized what had happened, and in the next moment, he was in a tiger-like posture, heading towards Thompson Fogg from the luggage rack. Sprung over.

The great writer was a little slower to react, but not much slower.In just a few tenths of a second, the old man suddenly burst into flames, dodging flexibly, and his movements did not look like a 70-year-old man.

While Chen Erhuang was jumping down, he jumped up, a cat and a man passing by in mid-air, Thompson climbed up the luggage rack like an ape, and pulled out half a typewriter from the piled luggage.

Then turned around and ran away.

"Stop for me!"

Chen Erhuang yelled out the most frequently used but most useless sentence among the policemen, and chased after him.

The little black cat was very fast, and to his surprise, the seventy-year-old writer was even faster.

Jumping like an ape, running like an antelope, even with the beauty of movement... In short, if it's just running, Chen Erhuang can't catch up.

This is extraordinary.

He is also an extraordinary person in physical strengthening.

The difference in starting time between the two was at most a few tenths of a second, but the distance was opened to more than six meters after a few seconds.This was the case when Thompson Fergus knocked over people all the way and was hindered, while Chen Erhuang could walk through directly.If it was a race on a plastic track, Chen Erhuang must have been thrown down by about ten meters by now.

Luckily it was on a train...

Chen Erhuang thought happily, and shouted at the same time: "Thompson! Do you want to know where you have exposed your flaws?"

Thompson Fergus was visibly stunned.

He came up to me to act in a play, it really is that kind of arrogant character.Chen Erhuang thought, and shouted at the same time:

"You arranged the whole incident, right? Huh? You can tell it from the passengers. A group of celebrities who are extremely glamorous in the public's eyes have an accident on the same train, and it turns out that these celebrities have something bad behind their backs." Good thing, it can be interesting if you say it’s interesting, but compared to your status as the winner of the Golden Rose Literature Award, isn’t the beginning of this kind of story a bit too vulgar, and the character setting is also wrong. Appeared among the passengers, but you can only add them in order to make up twelve celebrities, hey, it is completely commercialized popular novels, it has no literary quality at all, right?"

Chen Erhuang sneered: "Even if it is written, it will hit the market, and if it is published on the Internet, the hits will inevitably be dismal. It is hard to imagine that it will be written by a literary award winner... By the way, do you have a typewriter for the other half?"

The old man running in front staggered.

"You seem surprised, but is it hard to guess?" Chen Erhuang's voice followed like a shadow, "Half a typewriter is not a mystery that is easy to contain, and it is easy to escape after being contained. But it escapes when it escapes, across the world It's not easy to come here. After I knew it was on the train, I kept thinking, since it is half a typewriter, where is the other half? Does it have anything to do with it appearing here? Could it be put on it on purpose? ?”

"Everyone's notebooks were split in two. You did it. Extraordinary people can easily make such cuts." He said firmly, "It's just to divert our attention."

The appearance of the ghost train K331 was completely attracted by the enemies on the train, but if it had such a strong power, it would have succeeded in revenge long ago, and there is no need to wait 20 years later.

It was half a typewriter that changed it, one mystery transformed another.

"Let me guess," Chen Erhuang said, "everything on this ghost train is as it was 20 years ago. 20 years ago, you could be a passenger or a rescuer. There is indeed half a typewriter on the luggage rack of the No. car, but it is not the half that is contained by the PU, but the other half. The half that is contained can change the past, so can this half change the future?

After he finished speaking, he thought about it again, "It should only change some minor futures, such as who the Blue Orid Group invited to participate in this trip. Is my appearance also in this prophecy? If any future can be changed, you still have to change it now." What are you running... The change of the winner of the Golden Rose Literary Award is not considered a slight future? Ah, after you got the half of the typewriter from the luggage rack on the train, the typewriter actually typed out the works that won the literary award in the future? You are so lucky right?"

Chen Erhuang was really just guessing casually.

But his ability to step on the breaking point is as strong as ever.

"To shut up!"

Thompson Fergus finally stopped running away, turned around, and faced Chen Erhuang.

"That's my work!" he said.

"You copied the work." Chen Erhuang also stopped and said.

A cat and a person stood opposite each other, both panting.

"The only thing I can't understand is," Chen Erhuang gasped, "why must I touch that typewriter?"

"...you can...you can mend two and a half typewriters into one," gasped Thompson Fergus, too.

"That half of your typewriter said it?" Chen Erhuang was lost in thought, "Why didn't I know that I could?"

He was still thinking deeply, when Thompson Fergus, who was panting heavily, suddenly held his breath.

By the way, can the amount of exercise just now make a Extraordinary with a strengthened physique exhausted like this?

Chen Erhuang realized this, but it was too late.

Taking out another half typewriter from nowhere, Thompson Fergus suddenly threw two half typewriters towards Chen Erhuang.

Chen Erhuang wanted to escape.

[Dodge check, 1D100=100, big failure, failure of confrontation]

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The author has something to say:

Two cats:? ? ? ? ?

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Chen Erhuang ridiculed: "Even if it is written, it will hit the market, and if it is published on the Internet, the hits will inevitably be dismal."

Yep, that's right, my clicks have plummeted to a third of what they should have been since I started writing this copy.

Tell me, you'll be back, right? QQ