After I died, I became a cat

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[Mystery - half a typewriter]

【Number: PU-***0021】

[Level: Five Star · Extremely Dangerous]

【Attribute: ■■】

[Containment method: Use artificial gravity to suspend it in the center of a spherical room with a radius of ten kilometers.Send investigators to enter the room every other year and touch its shell]

[Remarks: This is ■■■■, in Baja California Sur, Mexico, at a garbage recycling station on the outskirts of the capital La Paz, investigators found an old-fashioned typewriter, PU-****0021-1.

For unknown reasons, only the right half of the typewriter is left, and the keys are smooth, with no Latin letters or characters from other languages.

Before the investigators found it, many magical things happened in a village not far from the garbage collection station.Including a gambler who suddenly quit gambling and became an excellent citizen who loves his family and works hard; A child with normal intelligence suddenly develops dementia; a dog refuses to eat meat and then dies from eating too many rocks; a field of corn that is only sown with seeds but left untended by the death of its owner quickly matures And a good harvest (it was spring).

Investigators found documents (PU-****0021-2~5) related to the above mysterious incident around the typewriter, which recorded pairs of gamblers, old women, demented children, dogs, corn fields A description of something that happened to you in the past.These descriptions are incomplete, and a missing half of the typewriter is suspected, but cannot be verified.

On PU-****0021-2~6, there are traces of marking and altering. Judging from the traces, the marking and altering should be done by using this half of the typewriter.

PU-****0021-2 crossed out all gambling-related descriptions and added descriptions of the gambler's family and work.

PU-****0021-3 crossed out part of the description of the beloved daughter and the deceased husband, and added the description of the daughter's husband.

PU-****0021-4 has crossed out descriptions of the child's reactions to the outside world.

PU-****0021-5 Crossed out all descriptions of meat, added descriptions of small rocks and eating.

PU-****0021-6 Crossed out description of crop not being tended, added description of being tended and fall.

The investigators who discovered this half of the typewriter tried to touch PU-****0021-1. The moment they touched it, the key of PU-****0021-1, which did not have an ink cartridge installed, jumped automatically and typed The investigator's name, gender, date and place of birth (partially blank), and his biography from birth to this moment (partially blank).

After finishing, PU-****0021-1 pulled back the paper tape and made corrections.After that, ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■, the investigator suddenly developed liver cancer.

After burning PU-****0021-2~6, the people affected by it slowly returned to normal; the dog did not come back to life, and all the corn in the field withered overnight.

After burning the paper tape with the name of the investigator on the trial, the investigator's liver cancer healed without treatment within three months.

After containment, it was found through experiments that when someone touches the contained object, PU-****0021-1 will immediately write out the person's biography on the paper tape that cannot be removed and does not need to be supplemented, and then revise it , after modification.

After the tape is burned, changes to ■■■ will revert to normal within an hour to 180 days.

If it has not been touched within a week, a substance will be randomly selected in the surrounding ten kilometers, and the history will be generated and modified.

If it is not touched within a year, it will instantly move to a random location within ten kilometers in the first second of the new year.

PS: An experiment led by Dr. K, using PU-****0021-1 to modify other mysterious containment objects, the result [data deleted]]

[Sanity check, 1D100=63, normal success]

【You didn't perceive anything from this passage】

"What else can you perceive after coding like this?" Chen Erhuang complained, "And the coding is very careless. Although you can't see it, as long as you combine the context, ordinary Homo sapiens with normal intelligence in modern society can basically understand it." Can you guess what it is?"

Reality Live Room——

"Sorry, I'm not an ordinary Homo sapiens with normal intelligence in modern times."

"Sorry +1"

"Sorry +2"

"You can probably guess it. It's a causal law weapon. Unfortunately, from the notes, it's completely uncontrollable. Otherwise, it would be quite interesting."

"...what's so interesting?"

Chen Erhuang asked Ye Weidan to put away the materials.

He wagged his tail and lost himself in thought. He said while thinking, "There are photos. Just from the appearance of this half of the typewriter, it is very eye-catching. It should not be difficult to find... at least it should be more convenient than finding the whole typewriter."

"Huh?" Ye Weidan said, "I suspect that this car has been cleaned several times by their cleaners from the beginning to the end. If you see such a tattered half typewriter, it must have been thrown away. Can PU really be sure this thing is in the car?"

"Who knows? Garbage PU." Chen Erhuang said.

"Trash PU." Ye Weidan didn't know what he thought of, and agreed with a sullen face.

【Dear! 】

Because of Chen Erhuang's request, customer service 099856, who had been silent for several hours, couldn't hold back and protested.

Chen Erhuang ignored it and signaled Ye Weidan to open the door.

The two came to the corridor.

[Detection check, 1D100=52, normal success]

[Detection check, 1D100=1, great success]

【You didn't find anything special】

Chen Erhuang, who was ordinary and successful, looked at Ye Weidan, who was very successful.

The great success Ye Weidan didn't care about it, and in a large screen of "Kill Ouhuang!", he calmly said: "Well, although I didn't find any clues, I can also use the great success to confirm. There really is nothing."

"..."

Killing Ou Huang, Chen Erhuang, who was once an Ou Huang, thought silently.

The floor of this corridor is covered with blue carpets embroidered with gold thread patterns, the walls are made of walnut, and the dim wall lamps are made of brass. style.

But no matter how it is decorated, the area on the train is only so big, otherwise it will not be able to get into the train tunnel.This elegant and grand aristocratic corridor is very narrow, and Ye Weidan standing alone in the middle can make it difficult for people on the left and right to pass through.

Ye Weidan felt his stomach sticking to the walls on both sides: "..."

"I hate fat character cards," he said.

"Very good," Chen Erhuang said, "If there is a chase on this train and I throw you into the corridor, I will basically be safe."

"... That's true," Ye Weidan said, and then realized, "But I'm dead too!"

After the words fell, the cat and the cat had already walked to the door of the camera in the corridor, and they all shut their mouths.

A waiter in a tuxedo standing in the aisle of the carriage opened the door for them. Ye Weidan smiled silly at the waiter with stiff acting skills, while Chen Erhuang didn't even look at it and walked over with his head held high.

The tuxedo waiter smiled at the little black cat.

One cat and one person walked to the next carriage, and started investigating again.

Chen Erhuang was successful in general, and Ye Weidan was successful in difficulty.

【You didn't find anything special】

But saw a person.

Chen Erhuang only got a carriage by selling his beauty and spending money on hype.His carriage is the last of the twelve VIP guest carriages, and the No.11 carriage that goes forward belongs to the group that has won two gold medals equivalent to Olympic gold medals, and has left behind a series that has not yet been broken. The Guinness Book of Records, the world long-distance running champion, Boa Campbell.

The popular athlete retired in the middle of this year, and the country produced countless souvenirs about him at that time.But Boa Campbell is not a person who likes excitement and fame, which is exactly the opposite of his name, which means "playboy".

It was actually quite surprising that the Blue Orient Group was able to invite him.

When Chen Erhuang and Ye Weidan entered his compartment, he happened to be in the corridor. The short athlete was facing the window, looking out at the snow-covered fields.Hearing the sound of the waiter opening the door, he looked over.

Ye Weidan, who wanted to match the personality, rubbed his hands and went up to him, "Mr. Campbell! I..."

Beau Campbell turned and entered the room.

Oh, excuse me.

Chen Erhuang and Ye Weidan ran at the same time, but Ye Weidan got stuck in the corridor after taking a step.Chen Erhuang ran into the world champion's room before he closed the door, avoided the world champion's hand trying to grab him, and ran deep into the room.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Ye Weidan just caught up at this time, just in time to hold the door while the world champion was hesitating.

The cooperation was considered tacit, and Chen Erhuang, who had already turned around in the bedroom, looked back at him.

The world champion didn't pay attention to Ye Weidan's small movements. He frowned and watched the little black cat scurry around. When the little black cat jumped up, he suddenly ran over and picked up the laptop that was almost climbed by the little black cat.

"Get out!" roared the world champion.

The little black cat was startled, but did not run away, and looked at him with wet round eyes.

The world champion couldn't yell out the next sentence, he looked at the fat man at the door.

"It seemed a little excited after the car started," Ye Weidan said hastily, "it's not obedient at all..."

The world champion paused for a few seconds, then repeated: "Get out."

The little black cat seemed to be frightened this time. It stared at the world champion and walked slowly towards the door.

Just as the tip of its tail passed the threshold, the world champion snapped the door shut.

The cat and the person standing at the door did not speak.

But they are actually communicating in the team channel.

"The laptop was broken, split in the middle, and even the keyboard and screen were split in two," Chen Erhuang said.

"It's not an old-fashioned typewriter." Ye Weidan said.

"It doesn't matter, write down this doubt first, and continue to explore." Chen Erhuang said.

As they continued on, there was also a sliding door in the aisle between the eleventh car and the tenth car, but the tuxedo waiter who was supposed to be guarding here was not there.

Ye Weidan opened the door by himself, and before stepping in, he heard the voice of the owner of this carriage, the hostess of NNTV, Athena Jiali.

"What's going on here?" The middle-aged lady frowned and said to the tuxedo waiter, "Why did someone drop my notebook in the room?"

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The author has something to say:

Failed to update on time, another one also...

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It's because I went to listen to the song. Didn't a blogger on the Internet today post the "Illustrated Book of Heavenly Chaos Scumbags" adapted from "Chicago"? The station b should not be downloaded yet, interested little angels can go and listen to it, it’s really good.

After listening to "The Illustrated Book of Scumbags in the Sky", Nineteen went to watch the original version of "Chicago".

Ah, a classic is a classic, the strength of the irony, the rhythm of the melody, the beauty of the body... What kind of nonsense did I write? QAQ

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