After I died, I became a cat

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... This, what an untimely success.

Ye Weidan thought about a question that his brother had been thinking about all this time—has he really changed this time?

But the reality did not give him time to distract himself. The person who entered the dungeon obviously heard the sound of the wooden fence falling, and rushed over and shouted: "What are you doing?!"

The person who came was Guo Dalang, this hero was born with a strong back and waist, and he was not much better than Wu Dalang and his brother Wu Song.Especially when put together with Changsun Xin, a scholar with a physique of 8 and a size of 10, the two are like the sky and the earth, a pumpkin and a noodle.

Seeing Guo Dalang rushing towards him, Ye Weidan didn't dare to fight with Changsun Xin's 25 fighting points, so he dodged a shot first.

[Dodge check, 1D100=17, difficult success, confrontation success]

Fuck!How well he threw fighting just now!

It's too late to regret it, Ye Weidan's agility of the character card this time is not as bad as his strength, with 14 points, converted to 35 dodge points.When he squatted down, he just rolled over, while Guo Dalang's movement was half a beat slower, and the first punch didn't knock him down.

But the bowl-big fist hadn't been withdrawn yet, aiming at Ye Weidan's direction, Guo Dalang kicked again!

这一脚要是踢实，以两人的体格差，郭大郎至少会对叶卫丹造成1D3的格斗技能伤害,外加体格差距加值DB……也就是1D3+3D6的伤害。

一个三分骰,加三个六分骰,如果全部投出最大值，那就是3+3×6=21点,足以杀死生命值只有9点的叶卫丹两次了。

At this time, should we fight or dodge?

"Brother, bless me!" Ye Weidan shouted loudly, and ordered to fight.

On the screen of the mobile phone, his character didn't even stand up, but squatted on the ground and threw himself forward towards Guo Dalang.

[Fighting check, 1D100=91, normal failure]

cold.

Seeing the test result, these two words came to Ye Weidan's mind.

"It seems that this investigation can only end here. Let's look at the perspective of teammates later. Brother Mao belongs to Mr. Qi Wang. I know you must want to see Brother Mao, right..."

The 17-year-old boy tried his best to make his voice appear calmer, and some comforting bullet screens appeared in the live broadcast room.

Although there are more bullet screens, it is to let him quickly change the perspective to see the situation of his teammate Brother Cat.

They only like cats, not him.

The young man's mood darkened a little, but he remembered that he was already a professional game anchor, so he shouldn't be affected by this subtle mood.After silently reading a sentence of encouragement that his brother used to say to him, Ye Weidan forced himself to laugh.

"Hmph, stop arguing! Just cut it... Hey, my character card hasn't been torn?"

Without tearing the card, his character card Chang Sun Xin is still alive and has not lost any life points.

What's the matter, the game is stuck?A bug?

Ye Weidan took a closer look and found that Guo Dalang fell down by himself before kicking him.

? ? ?what happened?

In other words, it's no wonder that he didn't fail the confrontation after failing the check just now. It turned out that Guo Dalang also failed the check.If both failed, there would naturally be no confrontation.

Ye Weidan raised his head slowly.

A person stood behind Guo Dalang's fallen body.

Seeing that Ye Weidan was safe and sound except for being in a mess, the man immediately smiled.

"My lord! Are you okay!" Guo Sanniang, holding a big stick in her hand, said happily, throwing away the stick, and wanted to come over to help him, "These people are really hateful! I clearly told my father..."

"Wait!" Ye Weidan hastily raised his hand to stop her, "Well, what was said on TV, men and women can't kiss each other, ah, by the way, just stand there and don't move around."

Sure enough, Guo Sanniang stood still, and her eyes, which were extraordinarily large because of her emaciation, were still shining.

"I don't understand at all," she said shyly, "Your Excellency is indeed very knowledgeable!"

Ye Weidan, who was photographed on the horse's leg by her, was expressionless.

Barrage in the live broadcast room——

"God Dan is in a panic."

"The female NPC in front is scared."

"Dan God who talks in a panic, cute."

"No, I want a subwoofer cat! Cat! I feel like I haven't seen Cat in hours!"

"The live broadcast is only 40 minutes long..."

Did the live broadcast only start for more than 40 minutes?How does it feel like it's been hours?Ye Weidan had a vague question in his heart, but he quickly put it aside.

But at this time, he needs to concentrate on communicating with Guo Sanniang.If you keep saying in front of the NPC that it exceeds the game settings, it will be judged by the system AI as a super game, which will affect the rating of the investigation results.

"That, Miss Guo," Ye Weidan patted the ashes on his body, stood firm, and cupped his hands and said, "Thank you for saving me——Why did the little lady appear here?"

No matter how embarrassed he is, in Guo Sanniang's eyes, he is still as suave and suave as when we first met.The little girl was a little shy, but the answer was that the bull's head was wrong, and she half-covered her face, "It's, it's the first time someone calls me a little lady."

"..."

Ye Weidan didn't dare to speak anymore.

Even if a 17-year-old boy has never been in a relationship, he can still see "+1" constantly popping out of this girl's head.

It's not that he hasn't used the handsome guy character card in the past, and he has also used the charm skill, but those charmed characters, regardless of gender, have never made such a feat as climbing into his bed.

The 17-year-old boy's academic performance is not good, but he is still very popular with some girls in school because he is crazy like a youthful campus heroine...

But he always had a vicious voice and couldn't speak well. The girls who confessed, including some young ladies, were all scared away.

This was the first time he was so close to a little girl.

In other words, he never used charm on Guo Sanniang!what happened!

The dazed Ye Weidan smiled awkwardly. Fortunately, Guo Sanniang still remembered his question and replied, "I...I'm here to save you."

"Thank you very much." Ye Weidan said immediately, "But it's just you and me, I'm afraid we can't escape..."

"You don't have to worry," Guo Sanniang said softly, she turned around and pulled out two torches from the wall, held one up, and held the other to extinguish the fire, "Please follow me, under the Empress Temple, except for the dungeon , and secret passages."

"Secret way?" Ye Weidan immediately asked, "Is it safe?"

"The Niangniang Temple was built by the ancestors of my Guo family, and only the men of the Guo family know the secret path..."

"That's not very safe." Ye Weidan frowned and interrupted.

Guo Sanniang waved her hands again and again, and said, "Brother is here, father and second brother are looking for the nobleman, your sister, um, don't worry."

But Ye Weidan still said: "I don't think so."

Guo Sanniang was taken aback, but Ye Weidan turned around and picked up the rope from the ground.

Guo Sanniang almost thought that the nobleman she admired was going to tie herself up again, and was unwilling to leave the dungeon.She was about to persuade him to run away together, but saw Ye Weidan helped her elder brother Guo Dalang, dragged Guo Dalang to the wooden fence of another cell, and then tied him to the rough wood.

Ye Weidan was struggling, so she hurried up to help.

The little girl is very strong, but she is stronger than Ye Weidan's character card by more than 01:30 points.Binding people is also very neat, and tied the knot that couldn't be untied in a few strokes.

Ye Weidan heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that the person had been tied up and he couldn't go to report the news for a while.

He was half relieved, and raised his throat again.Thinking of something, he quickly shook the wooden fence.

Did not fall.

But Ye Weidan was not relieved, but looked at Guo Sanniang.

"Well, little lady, why don't you shake it?" he said.

"...?"

Guo Sanniang didn't know what Ye Weidan meant, but when she saw Ye Weidan needed help, she happily went to shake the wooden fence.

A few seconds later, seeing that the wooden fence hadn't fallen down, Ye Weidan felt relieved.

"That's about it," he said, "Where is the secret path you mentioned? Let's go."

Guo Sanniang had no choice but to lead the way immediately.

The secret passage that the Guo family hid somehow was in a dungeon.

Compared with the others, this dungeon is obviously not used by anyone.Guo Sanniang groped in the straw pile for a while, then got up suddenly, and she picked up the whole stack of straw.

No, not just straw.

Under the straw pile, there was a large piece of wood. Lift the wooden board, so the straw pile followed.

Without Guo Sanniang's persuasion, Ye Weidan went down first.Guo Sanniang followed behind him, and slowly moved the board after getting down, so that the cover of the secret passage could be closed again.

In this way, except for a few scattered straws, no one can be seen walking on the ground.

In Guo Sanniang's view, the escape is already half successful.But when she looked at Ye Weidan, she found that this nobleman was stunned for some reason.

Ye Weidan had never seen such a sight.

This is underground. Empty crypts are not uncommon in the underground world. To his surprise, there are very lush plants growing in this crypt.

In all directions, green vines climbed all over the walls and the ceiling, and the maple-like leaves were as big as cattail fans, covering the sky and the earth, making people feel like they were in their own dense forest.And among the branches and leaves, there are clusters of small flowers protruding. Clusters of white petals are like long stamens, which are needle-shaped, but thinner than needles, and there is a small ball at the top.

A sweet fragrance filled the cave, but Ye Weidan vaguely felt that it was not the fragrance of flowers.

In the live broadcast room, a viewer recognized the plant.

"Oh my god! Isn't this a grape?"

"what?"

"Are grapes like this?"

"So the grape flowers look like this? Look carefully, and the bunches of flowers do look a bit like bunches of grapes..."

"It's grapes!"

"Grape? Rose apple? Empress Rose apple?!"

"Actually, I've always wanted to say that rose apples are the ancient name for grapes, but I didn't expect that there were really grapes in this survey."

Ye Weidan got the information from the barrage, and immediately turned around and asked, "Miss Guo, that, this grape..."

Guo Sanniang was startled by his sudden utterance, and hurriedly raised her index finger to her lips, as if silent.

Afraid of committing a taboo, Ye Weidan kept his mouth shut.

Guo Sanniang pointed in another direction, then lit a torch and led the way in that direction first.

Ye Weidan quickly followed.

The direction she was pointing at was just a wall at first glance. After Guo Sanniang picked up the hanging vines, he could see that there was actually a passage behind.

The passage is also surrounded by vines, and even the ground is covered by vines.After walking forward for a while, the vines were still spreading, but their color gradually turned yellow, and finally seemed to wither.

Seeing the withered yellow vines, Guo Sanniang, who had been very quiet all the way, was obviously relieved.

"You can talk about this paragraph," she turned her head and whispered, "What did you want to ask earlier?"

Ye Weidan thought about how to ask along the way, and blurted out at this moment: "The vine just now is different from the ones I've seen before. Why? Is it a new variety here?"

Unexpectedly, Guo Sanniang also blurted out the answer, as if she wanted to say that along the way.

"Does your lord know," she said, "Most of the girls in Yongfu Township can only have one child?"

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The author has something to say:

Well, the theme this time...

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I forgot to set the time when I saved the manuscript_(:з」∠)_