After I died, I became a cat

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"Meow."

Chen Erhuang said: Oh.

His overly bland reaction was obviously not what customer service 099856 wanted.

"My dear, don't look down on the Extraordinary profession. Our PU front-line investigators have suffered so many casualties, but there are still people applying for the exam in a steady stream, so that manipulating the difficulty of the test has formed a black industry. It depends on the fact that it will definitely give the official investigators Extraordinary. This is a benefit of the job seeker!"

"Meow."

Oh.

Customer service 099856 continues to work hard, "Don't think that the Extraordinary profession is easy to obtain. No matter in which time and space, there are only a few who can become an Extraordinary! My PU is the only one who can guarantee that you will become an Extraordinary! Look for the PU! Don't worry!"

"Meow meow meow."

Where did you learn this crappy third-rate advertising slogan!Chen Erhuang couldn't hold back his complaints.

"Of course it's an advertisement from the Personnel Management Recruitment Department, but I don't know why, but after the advertisement went out, there are fewer applicants?"

Still asking why?Isn't it natural that there will be fewer such advertisements?

PU company is really not reliable at all!

Although I couldn't see Chen Erhuang's expression, the customer service 099856 seemed to be able to sense Chen Erhuang's thoughts, and quickly explained: "Our PU is a big company with responsibilities and responsibilities. The probability of losing contact like in the investigation just now is very low. It was in the gap of time and space, our PU communication equipment can also search for the signal and operate normally. By the way, where did you go at that time, can you submit a report here when you have free time... By the way, And how did you crack and destroy PU-***265 in the end? Did you really swallow it?"

When Chen Erhuang heard the last sentence, he subconsciously stuck out his tongue and licked his lips.

The cat's tongue sticks out and can lick the nose... No, not the time to think about it.

"Meow, meow, meow."

Aren't you monitoring my physical condition in real time from the rear?Don't you know what happened?And I was normal when I was a human, but I became like this when I became a cat. Just now I didn't even want to eat the spider, it was... it was my body that swallowed the spider all at once.

"Hey? Hey? Is that so?"

The customer service 099856 was taken aback.

"Meow meow."

Of course it is, can I still lie to you?Chen Erhuang said.

He did not lie, from the moment he saw the spider, to making the spider smaller, and then eating the spider, his whole body... the reaction of the whole cat was subconscious and instinctive, just like an ordinary cat. It's as if you can't help but rush to a fast-moving object.

It can be said that Chen Erhuang was controlled by a cat teaser named "Spider".

I don't want to be like this... well, it's so fragrant, and the "spider" is so delicious.

Recalling that delicacy, Chen Erhuang immediately wanted to have another one.

And that "spider" is not only delicious, after eating it, Chen Erhuang is no longer hungry, no longer thirsty, and he doesn't even want to make up for it. The little injury he suffered in the test module last night seemed like It's also completely healed, and the abdomen that has only slightly subsided is now completely painless.

... This is not some kind of spider that breaks promises, it is actually Shiquan Dabuwan, right?

Also, the body of this cat does not seem to be an ordinary cat.

Although it was not an ordinary cat from the beginning, before this investigation, Chen Erhuang always thought that he just had human wisdom, and the rest was the same as ordinary cats... Wait, no, it seems to be different from the beginning.

Ordinary cats are very short-sighted. They can't see people clearly beyond six meters, and they are very blurry within six meters. It's just that their dynamic vision and low-light vision are much better than humans, but they are only low-light vision.Cats do not have the ability to see everything in a completely dark place. They can night vision only because their eyes are also very sensitive to faint light.

But this is not the case for Chen Erhuang. After turning into a cat, his eyesight is better than when he was still a human. Not to mention dynamic vision, he can see clearly even in completely dark places.

His current pair of eyes not only combined the advantages of human eyes and cat eyes, but were even better.

In addition, cats have a different sense of taste than humans.Their sense of sweetness is very weak, but they are more sensitive to salty taste. Cats have only more than 800 taste buds on their tongues, while humans have more than 9000 taste buds. The same food, cats' tongues can't taste as complicated as people's. smell.

Most animals are like this, so the routine of using barbecue to tame pets is not realistic at all.

However, Chen Erhuang has been fed by the young ladies these days for his cuteness, and the food he was fed tastes the same as when he was a human.

No, there are changes, he is more picky, he can tell if there is good meat in the bun by smelling it.The difference between low-quality meat and high-quality meat that could not be tasted before can be clearly identified now.

Chen Erhuang was silent for a moment, then suddenly asked: "Meow~"

What is the civet that Zai Feizhang mentioned?

"Cats can be psychic, isn't there always been such a saying, my dear," customer service 099856 said, "The average spirituality of cats has always been much higher than the average spirituality of ordinary animals. If their spirituality breaks through a level, they can be called civets." Cat goblins, cat monsters, and even cat-like existences in some strange worlds can also be counted as civets, such as... Ah! Yes! For example, Meow Meow of Team Rocket in Pokémon If it really exists, it’s okay to say it’s a civet!”

Meow meow?

The one who filled in the last line of Musashi and Kojiro's iconic line in the Pokémon animation - "That's it, meow!"?

What went wrong?Although it looks like a cat, it is not a cat at all but a Pokémon!

Chen Erhuang couldn't complain for a while.

After a while he asked again: "Meow meow..."

In this case, the civet is not a race at all, is it?

"After becoming a civet, it will automatically leave its original race and belong to the civet family. Of course, dear, for most civets, their life is actually the same as before. There is no such thing as a patriarch for civets. The reason why meow can It is considered a civet because it decided to learn human speech and learned it.”

Chen Erhuang: "..."

Then your standard is really casual enough.

The customer service 099856 continued: "In a situation like this, you can indeed be considered a civet... But this still doesn't explain why you can eat PU-***265. The spider that reneges promises is a very troublesome mystery, even for us On the other hand, it will take a little effort to crack it..."

"Meow?"

Are you sure the spider is indeed dead?Chen Erhuang asked.

"Of course we can be sure of this!" Customer service 099856 replied immediately, "After confirming the mystery, we will mark the mystery. If we can't even confirm this, how can we recover and solve the mystery?"

That's right, if the mysterious situation cannot be confirmed even after discovering the mystery, it's better for the company to close down early.

But if this is the case, then he can solve the mystery that most people can't help but just open his mouth and bite.

...What the hell is he?Uh, bah bah bah.

Chen Erhuang turned his thoughts, and suddenly said: "Meow..."

It still feels very strange, he said, why don't you report it to the people above you?

"Of course... er, eh?" Customer service 099856 suddenly remembered that Chen Erhuang became an official investigator only after opening the back door, and it was his own ghost who opened the back door.And to ask why it opened the back door, it was because it made a mistake in resurrecting people.

This must never be reported to the above!

After hesitating for a moment, it decided to pretend to agree, but it didn't actually report, it just asked the seniors secretly.

The customer service 099856 did not tell Chen Erhuang this decision, but Chen Erhuang couldn't guess it.

This is exactly the decision he wanted. There are more and more strange things on his body, and Chen Erhuang is also very afraid that the researchers of PU will catch him and slice him.

It's better to upgrade well and revive yourself as an adult as soon as possible.

Thinking so, Chen Erhuang asked: "Meow?"

How does the Extraordinary profession operate?What occupation do you have?How should I change jobs?Looking for a tutor to study?Go to a professional guild?Or drink the potion?

The customer service 099856, whose thoughts were interrupted, replied after a while: "There are many specific occupations. After all, there are different Extraordinary people in different time and space, and PU has mastered most of their employment methods. For example, for example... this!"

An image popped up on the system panel floating in front of Chen Erhuang's eyes.

There is a small and exquisite creature in the image, it looks like a rabbit, its body is snow white, its ears are long but soft, they can hang down to the ground, the fur at the tip of the ears is light pink, and there are a pair of gold rings hanging on it.

"This is the mysterious PU-***12, it is also possible to change to a magical girl through it, dear!"

Chen Erhuang: "..."

Hello!This is Cupid! The one in "Magic Girl Madoka Magica", the one that is the source of all evil, is that Chubby!What do you want to do?Do you recommend this profession because you want to be beaten to death?

Since your PUs have taken Kewpie into custody, lock it up and don't let it come out to harm girls, okay?

Customer service 099856 introduced enthusiastically, "There are many ways to find a job in a career like a magical girl. We also have this and this and this and so on..."

A yellow teddy bear, Crubelos from "Cardcaptor Sakura".

A red wand, "Magic Girl Illya"?

And that uncle who looks like a gangster... "Magical Girl, I! "It's a funny animation, can you stop showing it off!

After vomiting too much in one breath, Chen Erhuang felt that his brain was a little short of oxygen.

"Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow..."

Could it be that the job transfer method you gave is to sign a contract with this kind of thing...

"Of course not, my dear! The way to change jobs is to determine the suitable occupation through one practice session! In addition to magical girls, we also have swordsman, assassin, priest, Gundam, driver, twin ponytails..."

"..." Chen Erhuang.

In the next second, the little black cat severely turned off the customer service voice.

The world is finally clean.

***

After 10 minutes, Chen Erhuang reopened the contact.

The customer service 099856, who had drifted a lot just now, resumed his trembling posture, and gave him a job transfer practice.

[Welcome, investigator]

[You are using the job transfer practice mode provided by PU Investigation Service Company]

[Practice mode (transfer version) will not provide the possessed character card, you will use your own character card to enter directly, please confirm that the virtual damage switch is turned on.If it is not turned on, PU Investigation Service will not be responsible for any accidents that occur in the mode]

【Are you ready? 】

【let's start!investigator! 】

According to what the customer service 099856 just said, after entering, Chen Erhuang will stand at the door of a library.The different books in the library are actually mysterious storage items that can be used to change jobs. The degree of luminescence of the books after entering it represents the degree of fit between the Extraordinary's job and him.After Chen Erhuang chooses one of them, he will be sent to the trial site by the book.

PU is a big company, and they are familiar with this set of job transfers. Chen Erhuang asked about other situations, and he sent it over when he thought it was all right.

Chen Erhuang is quite used to this kind of teleportation process.He opened his eyes, looking forward to his career.

Then, he found that he was standing in front of a broken wall that had been blown by wind and rain for many years.

Emmmm…

The little black cat tentatively took a step forward, and a rotten wooden beam that was bigger than him suddenly snapped and fell to his feet, almost knocking him down.

Chen Erhuang, who retreated immediately, was speechless.

I believe that your PU is a responsible and responsible big company...

There is a ghost!

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The author has something to say:

A little late, hmm...

Sure enough, if you write derivative words, it will be more enjoyable to complain.

The stalks mentioned in the article are followed by the name of the work, so I won’t introduce them one by one.

2022-1-29 Change shielding