After I died, I became a cat

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Secretary of Ghost Fire: "...Are you in condolences?"

Hearing this, Yan Wudao wiped his eyes, and when he raised his head again, there was no sign of crying anymore.

But his tone was depressed and authentic: "Have I reached the point where I need to mourn..."

The ghost fire secretary flashed with a faint blue light, and said calmly: "As far as I am concerned, the possibility of your success in this matter is really very slim, so how about thinking about the actual thing? Mr. Yan, the recent board of directors People's hearts are fluctuating so much, even if the two big directors of 'time and space' and 'fate' are invited, I'm afraid they won't be able to suppress much time."

"It doesn't need to be suppressed for long." Yan Wudao said.

He stood up, and in a flash, he returned to his office with the secretary.

"How is the main universe?" Yan Wudao asked.

"The average spirit particle density quickly broke through the low-mystery critical value last night. Judging from the growth rate of this exponential model, the critical value of the mysterious world in the breakthrough should be the nearest. However, in general, the spiritual particles that can be perceived in the main universe The particles are still very thin, and the distribution is very uneven. If you don’t know the details, on the surface, the main universe is still an ultra-low and mysterious world.”

The secretary of the ghost fire, who seemed to have kept the information in his heart long ago, casually reported a long list of data.

"...the activity rate continues to grow, higher than expected. By the way, the number of Extraordinary professionals and mysterious containment objects illegally entering the main universe through various channels is also [-]% higher than what we planned—" It said a ratio Yan Wudao estimated the number to be much higher, "Although most of the wild Extraordinary professionals and mysterious containment objects will be quickly swept out by us, as the number increases, the quality of these stowaways will also increase. There are more guys that pass us than we thought at first."

"No major incident should happen." Yan Wudao said.

"Of course," the ghost fire secretary said, "even if they can escape our positioning and cleaning, they can't escape the targeting of the world's immune system. Those wild extraordinary professionals and mysterious containment objects think they have escaped, and they will not It was discovered that the immune system of the main universe would quietly arrange for them to meet 'that one'.

Yan Wudao imagined it.

"...It's so miserable."

What's the difference between this and the LV.1 brave who met the LV.100 Great Demon King as soon as he stepped out of the village.

"But of course," Yan Wudao said, "after all, it is the main universe."

The multiverse is boundless, and there are as many worlds as there are sands in the Ganges River. With such a number, it is probabilistically impossible to say which world is so unique that there will be no other world similar to it.But at the same time, just as there are no two identical leaves in the world, there are no two identical worlds in the multiverse.

The world of high mystery makes people yearn for it. The world of no mystery has its own mysteries. There is no template for one world to be another world. In this case, why is the main universe called the main universe?

Few people are puzzled by this, and the few people who are puzzled, after learning that the main universe is a universe without mystery, at most attribute this title to its "mystery-free" feature.

Perhaps people who have experienced the end of the last era will have some guesses about this, but only a few know the truth.

"The main universe has never been a world without mystery." Yan Wudao said.

"Yes," Secretary Ghost Fire continued, "the main universe has never been a world without mystery, but that's the problem, Mr. Yan. People who illegally entered the main universe don't know this, and their vigilance against the main universe is too low. Pay attention to our cleaning. In this way, won't it all become delivering food to 'that'?"

"It's not impossible," Yan Wudao stretched out his hand and gestured, "Look at how small He is now, he should eat more..."

In the middle of speaking, he closed his mouth.

Will-o'-the-wisps don't have facial features, and they can't convey their opinions with their eyes.But at this moment, the aura emanating from the first secretary of the president of the PU investigation service company seemed to be written in dense words.

——Where is it small? It’s so big, and you can control the eating frequency of "that person". It's obviously a plan you made yourself, and it's not even you who feed it yourself. You can't refuse to give food to "that person". If so, you still order this What to do is straightforward. When you open PU's high-star mysterious storage warehouse and give him all your wealth, you perverted cat control who only adds one yuan to his salary!

A long paragraph without a pause in the middle, smashed at Yan Wudao.

The ghost fire secretary said in his mouth: "If we can't grasp the awakening time of 'that' to milliseconds, we will have no chance of winning."

"Well, come on." Yan Wudao said.

"..." The ghost fire secretary.

Please do it yourself!

"Anyway, having said so much, you just want to say that too many illegal entries into the main universe may cause him to wake up early," Yan Wudao raised his hand, and a light screen appeared in front of him, on which appeared the investigation report submitted by customer service 099856 .Yan Wudao glanced at him, and then raised his eyebrows, "But the number that escaped our cleaning is one, from the mobilization of the containment... I see, I will talk to the storyteller. Is there anything else worth noting something?"

The will-o'-the-wisps turned to the next page.

The boss and subordinates reconfirmed the progress of all parties, which is different from the real meeting of the board of directors meeting.

"...That's it, I'm leaving. Let's find the storyteller first, although he probably doesn't want to see me like the others..."

Yan Wudao who waved away the light screen in front of him said, but before he left directly, someone knocked on the office door suddenly.

Yan Wudao tilted his head in doubt, and said, "Please come in."

"I'm coming in." The person outside the door said politely before turning the doorknob to come in.

She is a tall, short-haired woman who is the Deputy Minister of Intelligence.

"Mr. Yan," she saluted, "We have just received a distress signal from the mysterious side-number SD-09865 universe from the missing legendary investigator Victor Punk."

***

The main universe, Earth.

A room on the fourth floor of a certain hotel in Wenhu City.

"Dear!"

Chen Erhuang, who was still chatting with Li Zhimi, suddenly heard customer service 099856 shouting in his ear.

It was so excited and its voice was so loud that Chen Erhuang was so frightened that his fur all over his body exploded.

The little black cat, who only felt that his ears were ringing, scratched his ears with his front paws, gnashed his teeth and said, "Next time you don't pay attention to the volume, I'll apply for a change of partner."

"Ah? Hey? I'm sorry dear!" Customer service 099856 quickly shouted, "I remember!"

"..." Chen Erhuang.

When the guy shouted sorry, his voice was louder than before, which made his tinnitus worse.

I don't know what Chen Erhuang was thinking. Although he was hurt by his partner, the customer service 099856 was still very excited and said, "My dear, you have been named to participate in the investigation mission!"

Chen Erhuang gave Li Zhimi an apologetic look, and listened to customer service 099856 seriously, and asked, "Name?"

"Some investigations will designate particularly excellent investigators, who can reach the level of exceptional excellence, generally speaking at least the level of elite investigators. I didn't expect to be named at the level of ordinary investigators. As a partner, I really have a good relationship with them." Proud! By the way, this mission is a rescue investigation, so please answer quickly whether you accept the nomination or not."

The customer service 099856 quickly finished the explanation, and then asked: "Are you planning to go or not? I think we should go—"

"Wait," Chen Erhuang interrupted, "explain what a rescue investigation is."

"Uh," customer service 099857 replied, "In some cases, our rear support will lose its position on the frontline partner. In this way, not only will it be impossible to contact the frontline investigator, but it will also be impossible for the investigator to return to the PU. This kind of The situation is that the investigator lost contact and disappeared, and to re-establish contact, other investigators must be sent to find the missing person and relocate him.”

Chen Erhuang tilted his head.

"Then what is the target that needs to be rescued this time?"

"It's the legendary investigator Mr. Victor Punk!" Customer service 099856 excitedly said, "A super-powerful investigator whose deeds have been spread in the multiverse, who really looks like a legendary figure, dear!"

"..." Chen Erhuang stared blankly.

"Participating in this kind of investigation is very rare. Ordinary people don't get the chance to be named. Maybe your name will appear in the legend of Victor Punk in the future! So dear, agree quickly!"

"Oh, but I refuse." Chen Erhuang said firmly.

"...Are you Kishibe Rohan?" Li Zhimi next to him complained.

"099856, keep your head clear," said Chen Erhuang, who ignored Li Zhimi and rolled his eyes, "It is impossible for such a super-powerful legendary investigator to lose contact with PU under normal circumstances. Let him lose contact and disappear." , must be a very dangerous situation. Elite investigators are probably not qualified enough to rescue, you let me go, do you really think I am a cat demon with nine lives?"

"But since the above named the relative after the evaluation, it means that the relative has the strength to face that dangerous situation?" Customer service 099856 thought very well, "Everyone's situation is different, it is dangerous for him, but for you It's not necessarily dangerous."

"Is that legendary investigator Victor Punk a carbon-based intelligent life?"

"Yes, the most common homo sapiens in the multiverse."

"Am I a carbon-based life?"

"I think kissing your dual extraordinary professions makes you a semi-spiritual life form to a certain extent... But generally speaking, you are a carbon-based life form."

"Then it's over," Chen Erhuang said, "Of course what can kill him can kill me."

"First of all, Mr. Punk is not dead yet, dear. Second, even if he dies, our company can still be resurrected..."

"I don't believe in your PU's resurrection," Chen Erhuang continued to roll his eyes, "Okay, refuse it for me..."

"Dong dong dong."

A knock on the door interrupted Chen Erhuang's words.

Surprised, he closed his mouth, exchanged a glance with Li Zhimi, turned around and hid under the table.

Li Zhimi got up and went to open the door.

The door opened, but the person who knocked did not speak.Chen Erhuang, who lowered his head and played with his tail under the table, waited for a while before he heard Li Zhimi ask in surprise, "Adan?"

The little black cat suddenly looked up.

And Li Zhimi and Ye Weidan at the door looked at each other for a moment, frowning.

"You are not Adam, who are you?"

The visitor smiled.

—Admiration was not a precious thing to Him.

—The chances of your success in this matter are really very slim.

so what?

Is this something you can give up if you can't get it?

"Hello," said the man, who was exactly the same as Ye Weidan, but could be distinguished by temperament alone, "I am... yes, Chen Erhuang called me Suspect A."

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The author has something to say:

I have been stuck for two days on what to write in the new copy (not really stuck on the emotional line).

In short, since this article is written, I always stop for a day from time to time.

When the past articles are written to the end, there will always be signs of unfinished results, more or less.At that time the end of Calvin.I always force myself to keep writing, because many writing textbooks say that I have to write if I can’t keep writing, and I won’t get stuck when I write.

But I feel that this is of no use to me, an online writer who only has an outline in the early stage, because each chapter will be published immediately after it is written and cannot be modified.The messy things I forced myself to write, not only did not make the next step smoother, but added many pitfalls that affected the direction of the ending.So every time I feel that I can't write this article, I stop for a day.

Up to now, I have written more than 140 chapters, and I feel that this article has not collapsed like "Global Cultivation".

But in any case, it is not right to rely on continuous updates to maintain the rhythm of the content. Many authors can maintain the rhythm with daily updates.

Thank you for waiting for me.