After I died, I became a cat

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few seconds of silence

The little black cat spoke.

"...You want to be my father, you are really against the sky!"

He slapped the kid again, leaving symmetrical cat paw prints on Ye Weidan's cheeks.

But the new cat paw print on the left is obviously lighter in color than the cat paw print on the right...much lighter.

But Ye Weidan didn't feel the gap between the two slaps at all, he covered his face and didn't dare to say: "Why do you think so... who is going to be your father? What's so good about being your father?! I, I want to be Yes, it's your—"

"You don't even want to be my father?" Chen Erhuang interrupted angrily, "Do you know how many people are rushing to be my father and raise me?"

"...?"

It took Ye Weidan several seconds to realize which "support" his brother was.

In an instant, he was even angrier than Chen Erhuang, even ignoring the little black cat squatting on his chest, got up and shouted: "Who? Who is it? Who told you this?!"

"A lot, I don't know how many there are," Chen Erhuang subconsciously said, and then he was taken aback, "Ah bah, why am I telling you these things?"

"..." Ye Weidan.

"..." Chen Erhuang.

"Anyway, I'll stay here for a few more days at Wenhu to see how the PU sweeps up. You stay in the hotel obediently for a few days, and I'll take you to Wenhu when things are over," Chen Erhuang said, "Don't go anywhere. Run, do you understand?"

"……Oh."

"Did you say hello to the teacher in your broadcasting and hosting class before you came?"

"No……"

"Tsk, I'll tell him on WeChat, you hurry up and take a shower and sleep."

"Oh……"

Ye Weidan was like a cabbage in the wind and snow, he dragged himself out of bed weakly, and went to rummage through the change of clothes in his backpack.Chen Erhuang returned to the bubbling earthen jar, looking the same as before, his black fur completely concealed his expression.

There was a rustling sound from the shower head in the bathroom.

The little black cat moved its pointed ears slightly, and heard a few sobs covered by the sound of water.

A bitter, foul smell of medicine wafted from the crock.

Chen Erhuang suddenly sighed deeply, deeply.

***

the next day.

The First Affiliated Hospital of Wenhu Medical University.

Before sneaking into Li Tuo's ward, Chen Erhuang saw a man who was obviously a reporter, talking to the camera held by the videographer. Chen Erhuang passed by them, and heard what the reporter said, "A burglary case in which a prisoner surrendered himself." ".

By the way, at the latest this morning, the police report on the Internet has already been released.

If you don't know the reason, maybe this news can be selected as the annual sand sculpture?

It's a pity that the reporter didn't interview police officer Li Tuoli, only the intern.

The official rejected the reporter's request for an interview with Officer Li on the grounds that one of the two injured police officers was in a coma.

But Officer Li was not in a coma.

In other words, Pudding was not in a coma.

He was very energetic, didn't look injured at all, woke up early in the morning, ate breakfast happily, went to the toilet in the corner of the bathroom, and then wanted to go for a run.

After being rejected, it didn't make a fuss, and stayed in the ward obediently, just trying to grab everything that appeared in front of its eyes with its hands, and left tooth marks on it.

Innocent and childlike.

cute.

Moe.

Ah, if only it wasn't a muscular guy in his 30s who made these moves.

In the ward, the eyes of the accompanying Li father and Li mother were bloodshot, obviously they hadn't slept all night.

Pudding—the one whose soul is Li Tuo at present—forced the dog trainer to bring him to the hospital this morning, and he is lying on the bedside at this moment.When the little black cat flashed by the window, he was the only one in the ward who noticed it.

Glancing back at the silent parents and the silly "self", Li Tuo turned around and trotted out of the ward.

There was no prior communication, but when he ran to the corner of the construction site yesterday, he found Chen Erhuang who was already waiting there.

"The medicine is ready," said Chen Erhuang as soon as we met, "but I think you are quite used to being a dog, so the health of the original race is better?"

"Wow wow wow wow!"

The one whose name is similar to that of a dog, I didn’t provoke you today, did I?If you are in a bad mood, you have the right to give up treatment?

"Who's name is similar to a dog's name?!"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Who should be who is almost the same!

It is clearly a one-way communication, but one cat and one dog seem to be able to understand what the other party is saying.After such a quarrel between cats and dogs, Chen Erhuang took out the medicinal soup.

The almost black medicinal soup is packed in a bubble-shaped film bag. This film bag is made of edible material, which melts in the mouth and is very convenient. It is obviously from the technology of PU.

Chen Erhuang showed two medicinal soup beads in front of Li Tuo.

"The method of use is very simple, just take it orally, but the two of you should not take it for more than a stick of incense, about 10 minutes. How to make the pudding eat is up to you."

"Wang."

Li Tuo's dog had a "rest assured" smile on his face.

Although the medicinal soup was prepared, Chen Erhuang, who had been unable to figure out how to avoid other people's sight, let the pudding eat this nasty stuff, tilted his head, puzzled.

But he still chose to believe in Li Tuo.

After all, Li Tuo is the boss of Wenhu Public Security Bureau.

A few minutes later, a cat and a dog came out of the window of Li Tuo's ward.

Chen Erhuang kindly provided two bowls—I bought them last night, I don’t need them anymore, and they would take up space in the system backpack—put the medicinal soup beads into the two bowls respectively.Li Tuo stood still in front of a bowl, but instead of using it himself, he yelled into the window.

"Wang!"

Then he stamped his foot off the rim of the bowl.

The medicinal soup beads flew into the air like cannonballs!

Chen Erhuang's eyes widened, and just when he thought the medicine soup bead was about to fall to the ground with a thud and explode when it smashed, a black shadow appeared in the window.

It's Li Tuo.

The soul is the one in the pudding.

Pudding stepped on the window sill with one foot, jumped forward, and jumped high.

Chen Erhuang seemed to see a dog flying towards Yuanpan.

Pudding flew towards the medicinal soup beads in mid-air.

Although it has learned to grasp things with its hands, its first instinct is indeed——

open mouth.

In mid-air, Pudding took a sip and bit off the medicinal soup beads.

The stench of the potion exploded in its mouth. It had never experienced such a rich taste, and the pudding instantly became dizzy.

Underneath it, Li Tuo gritted his teeth, picked up a bead of the same medicinal soup, and chewed it into pieces.

The moment the bitter taste fell into his stomach, Officer Li suddenly felt dizzy.

Then, after an unknown amount of time, when he opened his eyes again, he felt severe pain all over his body, especially his face.

Because Li Tuo was lying face down on the ground.

"My treasure!"

Not knowing what happened, the Li father and Li mother propped up their not-so-sturdy bodies, and followed closely behind, the two old people followed through the window and ran to Li Tuo who suddenly fell when he landed.

Li's mother was tearful, yelled, and hugged him.

"Are you injured? Is the wound okay? Old man, go and call the doctor!"

"Doctor, yes, doctor, wait, I'll call the doctor right away..."

"Dad." Li Tuo hurriedly called Father Li to stop.

Since arriving at the hospital yesterday, the two elderly people have not heard a single word from their son.

Hearing people's words at this moment, the two old people couldn't help being stunned.

"Mom," Li Tuo said, "I'm fine."

"...Are you okay?" Li's mother obviously hasn't reacted yet.

"Well," Li Tuo nodded with difficulty, "It's really all right."

A family of three you look at me, I look at you, fell into a long silence.

After a while, a howl interrupted the silence.

"...My treasure ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Chen Erhuang, who was watching this scene, lowered his eyes, and saw that Pudding also woke up.

The dog quickly got used to the state of returning to its original body, and happily raised its head to Lituo.After confirming that it was fine, Chen Erhuang let go of his last worry, turned and left.

After walking around Wenhu Municipal Bureau and teasing several dogs, he returned to the hotel.

The door of the room where he stayed last night was closed, Chen Erhuang hoped that Ye Weidan didn't run out just after being scolded.

On the contrary, the door of the room next door was open, and when Chen Erhuang passed by, he casually glanced inside.

This glance brought him to an unexpected figure.

"Why did you come here?" Chen Erhuang, who turned a corner at his feet, ran into the next door, "Didn't I say that you also want to have a good rest?"

"The house is in such a mess, how can I rest well." Li Zhimi, who was lying on the bed and playing with her mobile phone, sat up and raised her hand to say hello, "How is Officer Li?"

"He's already healed, but if he's in the hospital for observation, I can't intervene in the physical treatment," Chen Erhuang said while jumping onto the coffee table, and saw a plate of fried small dried fish on the coffee table, and lowered his head to smell it. At the same time, he said, "It's you, why do you care about him?"

"When I was cooperating with the investigation at the police station last night, I saw a photo of Officer Li hanging on the wall, and suddenly remembered that I had seen him before."

"Well?"

Chen Erhuang raised his head after picking up a small dried fish and swallowing it.

"During the years when we hadn't been in touch, you weren't doing anything illegal or criminal, were you?"

he asks.

... the police instincts are terrifying.

Li Zhimi thought to himself, but his face remained unchanged, and said: "My good people, Taijun."

"Is that right?"

Chen Erhuang was full of disbelief, and ate the second small dried fish.

"Of course I'm a good citizen," Li Zhimi said, holding up his phone, "No, last night I clicked on the PU in the police station, and when I received a message, I didn't dare to act rashly, so I immediately consulted with the organization."

"...I have recruited you as an official investigator." Chen Erhuang understood when he saw the phone screen.

"Senior, do you have any advice?" Li Zhimi asked, "It's okay to reveal more and be careful inside. Becoming an official investigator will become a non-human being?"

"No," Chen Erhuang said with a sad face, "I was an accident."

"Ok?"

"You have played the game, and you should know what PU does. If you must disclose the news, then I can only tell you that this company is really unreliable, and you must be cautious when boarding the ship."

"Yeah." Li Zhimi nodded repeatedly, looking forward to more news.

"Also," Chen Erhuang thought for a while, and said, "No matter how the customer service who informs you can ensure that the test will not really kill people, you should be careful when testing, even if you give up, it is better than dying in the test."

"...Little Second Master, your tone is so sad."

"Because this is my own painful experience!" Chen Erhuang curled his lips.

"No, I mean, your mood is really wrong." Li Zhimi said, "Could it be that Adan confessed to you last night?"

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Yesterday's comment...

The two cats are a bit weird, but their emotional intelligence is still very high...