After I died, I became a cat

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"...I didn't eat anything." Chen Erhuang, who was yelled at and spit on his face, said with a blank look.

But a second later, his expression suddenly changed, "Wait, it seems like I ate something, I'm not hungry anymore... Wait a minute, hey? Huh? Hey! What did I eat just now?!"

"Brother, what you eat is a human head! It's a human head made of plaster!"

"Don't talk about it! I remembered! What do I do now? Oops, I feel like throwing up... Ugh—"

"Brother, brother! Brother, cheer up!"

"Hurry up and take me to the hospital, I need gastric lavage..."

"What hospital? Is it a veterinary hospital?"

"Whatever, uh-"

"...my fantasy of being a master," said the silver cockscomb head, "seems to have collapsed."

On the one hand, watching the interaction between the two brothers, one cat and one man, the chimpanzee big man, purple hair, red hair and others who were ashamed as him nodded silently in agreement with his words.

Li Zhimi returned to the PU game in a daze.

It is definitely not the first time he has seen the sand sculpture routine of these two brothers.

However, things do seem to be working out.

Li Zhimi let out a long, long breath.At this time, he felt the tingling pain in his ribs, the twitching in his stomach, and the exhaustion surging in his spirit.

I’m really not a young man anymore. When I ran around the mountains, I concentrated on doing one thing for two or three days, and only slept for three or four hours. I don’t seem to be as tired as I am now.

The 30-year-old women's clothing boss sighed in his heart.

Then he suddenly heard outside the villa... outside the ruins, there was a burst of meow, meow, meow, meow.

Whether it was Chen Erhuang and Ye Weidan, or Li Zhimi and the six Shamate brothers, they were all taken aback.They all turned their heads to look where the sound came from, and saw under the dim moonlight, black shadows swaying like trees in the wind, and in the swaying black shadows, there were two blue light spots flickering like will-o'-the-wisps.

Gollum.

Someone's Adam's apple moved up and down, made a loud sound, and swallowed the saliva in his mouth.

"And, again," Hongmao stammered suddenly, "Another monster is coming?"

"Here we come, we come again!" The blue hair shouted and hid behind the big chimpanzee.

Even Ye Weidan was a little nervous, a brat who didn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, and only recently realized how powerless he would be in the mysterious incident in reality.

Only Chen Erhuang remained indifferent.

The little black cat tried desperately to spit out what it ate just now, but failed. It looked like it was dying, and called out weakly: "Old Li?"

"Ugh..."

Officer Li, whose soul had entered the dog's body, came out of the darkness, and the moonlight shone on him, and everyone saw clearly that the blue light was the eyes of the great German Shepherd.

Before Chen Erhuang jumped into the hall from the hole in the wall, Officer Li asked himself to let the wind outside the villa.He knew that he was different from Chen Erhuang in strength, and he didn't want to follow in to delay him.

But I didn't expect that the matter in the villa was resolved so quickly, and it was over with a whimper.

And Li Tuo did block a guy who was escaping.

The tall German Shepherd appeared in front of everyone, with a big orange cat in its mouth.

"!" Everyone's expressions changed.

"Why is this thigh... this big sister cat coming in from the outside?" The silver cockscomb asked first, "Didn't big sister cat stand with us just now?"

A few people looked back at the place where the big orange cat was, and it was really empty there.

"He ran away without saying a word?!" Hong Mao was also surprised.

"Shattered image, shattered image!" Blue Hair echoed his brother's words as he walked out from behind the big chimpanzee.

"Brother, this cat kicked me several times just now!" Ye Weidan, who suddenly remembered the previous incident, took the opportunity to complain.

"...a bit familiar? A fugitive?" The little black cat tilted its head and subconsciously responded.

It never expected that it would be a big orange cat subdued by an ordinary dog, with the words "I can't believe it" all over its face, but when it heard Chen Erhuang's words, it immediately regained consciousness and struggled again.

Li Tuo, who thought the orange cat had given up on running away, and because he was not familiar with the dog body, dared not bite the orange cat too hard, had no time to react, the big orange cat broke away from the bite with a flexibility that did not match its body shape. The dog's mouth on the back of its neck will burrow into the shadows.

There was only a rustling sound from near to far, and it quickly disappeared from everyone's sight.

At this time, Chen Erhuang only remembered a little impression.

He whispered to his partner behind: "099856, that big orange just now, is it the big orange we met outside Yongfu Township?"

The customer service 099856 seemed to quickly call up the video recording at that time, and after about ten seconds, he replied: "It shouldn't be, dear, the size is quite different, the big orange cat in Yongfu Township is not as fat as this one, and Yongfu Township My big orange is just an ordinary orange cat."

"Really?" Chen Erhuang pondered, "But why do I feel that the pattern of the fur on the back is a bit... Maybe I remembered it wrong."

After speaking, he raised his voice again, and shouted at Officer Li who was instinctively chasing the orange cat: "Stop chasing Lao Li! Come and see, are these people here the criminals in this case?"

The six Shamate brothers were startled, the police dog who had already run far away gave a meal, and then ran back again.

When Li Tuo reappeared, the six brothers finally recognized him—it.

"Isn't this the police dog that was injured at noon?!"

"Could it be that police dogs are also masters? The public security department in our country is really extraordinary. Is this the dog of the Dragon Group?"

"...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"Well, although we robbed the house, we didn't rob money..."

"My books are very expensive." Li Zhimi interrupted suddenly, "You also moved my computer, right?"

"..."

Returning to reality from a situation that seemed like an adventure, the heat in the brain caused by being coerced and gaining magical powers finally began to dissipate.Except for the big chimpanzee and purple hair, the silver comb head and the red hair, the blue hair and the brown hair realized that they were criminals now.

"What, what should we do?" Silver Cockscomb asked nervously, "Boss Da Da Da, Xiao Xiao Xiao Liu, are we going to run away?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he noticed that the master who had turned into a black cat suddenly glanced at them sharply.

With the thought of "running" in mind, the first four in the silver cockscomb trembled like chickens just hatched in the wind.

The big chimpanzee and Zimao looked at each other and smiled wryly.

"Of course we can't run," said the big chimpanzee. "Where can we go?"

"This, this," the silver cockscomb showed an expression of trying to hold back... thinking hard, "I, my little devil... huh?"

The kid is gone.

When the existence that bound them with the oath disappears, it will naturally not stay because of the strength gained from this restraint.

"The little ghost should be gone, right?" The big chimpanzee looked at his expression and smiled gratifiedly, "It's fine if you don't have it. If you keep such a convenient thing by your side, you will definitely go astray."

"...Brother, am I so untrustworthy?"

"Of course it's not worth it," said Zimao calmly, not being disturbed by brotherly feelings at all, "I still can't understand what the brother's broken leg has anything to do with you going back to rob the tomb. Lack of money is a lack of money, but we are not short of money yet That's it."

As soon as this remark came out, the silver cockscomb head of Zhazahua also fell silent.

After a long while, this young man who had been acting impulsively, said in a low voice: "I'm sorry, we were the only ones who ran to the cave. You didn't know about it at the time, Big Brother and Little Six. The result is that we have caused you to be afraid all these days. , Xiao Si also..."

"The only person who has benefited from this is me, but these days, I have always been scared, and I am actually scared now," said the big chimpanzee with more bitterness on his face, "So, let's not run away .”

If they run away, the fear of chasing after them will accompany them for the rest of their lives.

Yes, run up to them, stare at their German Shepherd, and bark yes.

"That tall man looks big and thick, but he is a sensible person." Chen Erhuang said.

"You can't judge by appearance," Li Zhimi walked up to him, and said, "Although Zimao is smarter, the one who understands the most among them is probably the boss."

"Those two policemen have been rescued." Chen Erhuang said suddenly.

"...Really? That's fine, thank you." Li Zhimi sighed, and suddenly said after a while, "By the way, I have to say sorry to Adan."

"?"

Chen Erhuang and Ye Weidan exchanged glances in surprise.

"Being taken to the truck, I suddenly heard Adan's voice. Didn't I call you?" Li Zhimi said, "Actually, I knew that calling you might cause you to be attacked by that seaweed monster, but I still called."

"Oh," Ye Weidan also remembered, "That, I was shocked, and then I found out that it was Sister Lizhi who called me... It's okay, I came here to look for you."

Li Zhimi raised her eyebrows upon hearing this.

"You almost died."

"Aren't you dead?" Ye Weidan asked strangely.

"When asking a person in a life-and-death dilemma to ask for help, it is beyond the ability of an ordinary person to weigh the pros and cons of the danger of the person being asked for help?" Chen Erhuang, who understood, interjected, "Although you do have the ability to weigh the risks at that time. pros and cons."

"...Uh, thank you for your compliment, Second Master?" Li Zhimi asked without knowing why.

"Giving up asking for help is no different from committing suicide," Chen Erhuang said. "It's not up to you to decide what happens to the person being called for help. If something goes wrong, you can only blame the head of the culprit... Wait, why did I remember this again?" oh, uh-"

Seeing the little black cat, who was handsome for only three seconds, vomit desperately, the sadness on Li Zhimi's brows dissipated.

"Oh my god," he said with a smile, "how did you turn yourself into this way, young master, isn't it a little too cute?"

"What qualifications does a guy who has changed from a male to a female say that about me!"

"...Male to female? Bro?"

"My dear, the people from the aftermath management department are coming, please leave quickly."

In the messy chatter, everyone—plus a cat and a dog—finally left the hill.

"The rest," Chen Erhuang said happily, wagging his tail, "the only thing is to revive Lao Li and Pudding... Oh, there is one more thing."

Chen Erhuang raised his head.

"Adan, why are you here?"

"..." Ye Weidan.

Completely forgot about it just now.

Damn it, it's over.

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small theater--

"...Male to female? Bro?"

"Don't make it sound like I'm male-to-female, Adan, I'm not a pervert. Although I'm indeed handsome enough to break through gender."

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