After I died, I became a cat

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The sound of the knife cutting into the human body was a slight pop, as if piercing into a full water bag.

Diethyl ether was used as a general anesthetic before surgery. If the anesthesia effect is poor, maybe half of the patients would wake up after the surgery.Ye Weidan, who was stunned, did not move, but a small pool of dark red blood spread from the place where the knife was pierced, on the clothes in his abdomen.

The smell of rust hangs in the air.

Breathing such air, the human head looked up at the ceiling with a sigh.

"Ah, power..."

Finally coming back.

The human head was finally able to laugh out loud, but just as it opened its mouth, it found that its interior was still empty and hadn't been filled with sacrifices at all.

what happened?

"Meow--!"

Meowing sounded in this hall.

There was a bang, and suddenly a puff of smoke exploded from Ye Weidan, who was lying unconscious in the center of the magic circle.Then the smoke was split by something, no, the smoke was cut in half by the wind rolled up by some high-speed moving object.A fleshy orange figure jumped up from Ye Weidan's chest, and kicked hard on the boy's chest with his hind legs.

"Apoof!"

Ye Weidan, who should be in a coma, didn't hold his breath.

The big orange cat jumped on the head.

It opens its mouth, charges, inhales, balloons its lungs, and shouts again.

"Meow woo woo woo—!!!"

From the orange cat's mouth, a white beam of light with a diameter as big as a washbasin shot out, directly hitting the head's face!

The light cannon lasted for a full five or six seconds. The stunned head was completely engulfed, stretched out and penetrated the head, hit the wall behind it, left a standard ellipse on the wall, and shot obliquely into the sky.

People with a radius of several kilometers, who have not yet returned home and are walking on the road, or who happened to look out of the window, felt that the night sky suddenly brightened.

"Fireworks?"

Someone looked up at the sky and asked strangely.

In the villa, Ye Weidan who was kicked by the orange cat moaned and held his chest, always feeling that his sternum might be cracked.But he still turned over quickly and shouted: "How is it? Are you dead?!"

The light cannon sprayed by the big orange cat dissipated, and the brightness in the hall returned to normal.

The people who had lost themselves for a short moment just now finally regained their sanity. They remembered what they were doing just now when they heard Ye Weidan's roar, and quickly looked at the position where the head was floating before.

There, no one was there.

There was charred black powder floating on the floor.

"Successful?" The silver cockscomb murmured.

"It should be," Zimao said, "The main reason is that he successfully hugged his thigh."

Having said that, he glanced at the big orange cat that fell back to the ground. This big orange cat, whose body weight was a little bit beyond the standard of ordinary cats, was walking on catwalks to the charred powder, and lowered his head to sniff.

"Then, what you and elder brother said, the death oath we swore before, also..."

"At least when 'that' died just now, nothing happened to us, and nothing happened until now." Zimao said calmly, almost putting on a pair of glasses and pushing.

"Little Four's revenge..."

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

From the beginning to the end, the big brother chimpanzee who has always been very reliable suddenly cried and knelt on the ground.

Silver Cockscomb and Hongmao, who were about to cry at first, were startled, and forgot their sadness and confusion, and hurried over to comfort him.

Li Zhimi asked Ye Weidan for a napkin, and silently wiped the blood off the watermelon blade in her hand.Not wanting to look at his elder brother's fragile purple hair, he looked away, just in time to see his movements.

"Teacher Lizhi," Zimao said, "it's really amazing, were those acting skills just now?"

"Acting skills?" Li Zhimi folded the dirty paper towels and stuffed them into the pocket of her pajamas. Hearing this, she thought for a while and said, "It's not considered acting skills. In fact, I acted very strangely, right. You must have thought something was wrong with me at the time." .If I’m being honest, I’m just trying to understand what other people want me to do and do what they want me to do.”

That's it?

That alone is amazing, Zimao thought.

And during the kidnapping, she almost escaped several times, no, it wasn't almost, although the last time there was an element of luck, but she was able to follow the person who came to rescue her and left, that is to say, she did escape successfully in the end.

In fact, when Ye Weidan asked Big Orange Cat if he could help them with this matter, the woman actually didn't agree to help them.

But after Ye Weidan quickly put forward the plan of "pretending to sacrifice, and when 'that' thought the sacrifice was successful, the big orange cat would suddenly kill him instantly" based on his understanding of mystery and sacrifice, the one who perfected the whole plan was actually this woman.

Including teaching them how to hide their emotions, and taking them to a small clinic on the way here to spend extra money to draw blood and make a small blood bag, and asked Ye Weidan, who recommended himself as the unlucky sacrifice, to put the blood bag on his abdomen.

In the end, he lied to "that".

Such a powerful woman makes men feel hairy.

Speaking of which, isn't this kind of quality too disproportionate to her career as an Internet mysticist and a micro-businessman?

Going abroad to be an actor might win a little gold medal!

Li Zhimi didn't seem to notice Zimao's fearful gaze, and asked, "What are your plans for the future?"

"We, uh, with the help of the little devil, there shouldn't be any video surveillance," Zimao thought, "Everyone wore gloves last night, but they didn't wear them in the abandoned factory, so the fingerprints must have been searched... no , Maybe the police already know who we are. 'That' has already been eliminated, and the police will not believe us if we say that there are monsters forcing us to do so. The fourth brother may have killed the police before..."

"It's better to surrender yourself." Li Zhimi said.

Violet shut his mouth.

"After all, you have succeeded in taking revenge, so you have nothing else to do next. Then pay the price for your actions so that you can live better," Li Zhimi said, "But if you are sentenced to death, you deserve it."

Zimao was silent for a moment.

"We'll think about it."

On the side, Ye Weidan, who was listening to the two of them talking, rolled his eyes, stood up, and patted the ashes off his body.

"All in all, it's settled, right?"

In this way, even though his brother made a trip in vain, he didn't have to face the danger directly.

After a while he would buy a ticket to go back, and when Chen Erhuang, who ran away for nothing, came home and was in a bad mood because he hadn't done anything, he could brag about it and ask his brother to do it every time he took action in the future. take him.

perfect!

I didn't think I was such a brat who wanted to be beaten at all.

The only fly in the ointment is...

Ye Weidan turned his head suddenly, looking at the big orange cat with its tail slightly raised.

The big orange cat also narrowed its eyes and looked at the 17-year-old boy. At this moment, Ye Weidan assured that he was not exaggerating. When looking at him, the cat's eyeballs had a radiance that made him shiver.

Ye Weidan suddenly assumed a defensive posture.

"You, what do you want to do?"

"Meow meow?"

The big orange cat who originally wanted to meow something suddenly changed its mouth to meow.

"It's a civet..."

A soft and hoarse voice sounded immediately after its meow.

"So that's it, the elder of the civet cat. So, I have already met two civet cats today. With the civet cat's territory concept, it must be an abnormal event to meet two civet cats at such a close distance..."

In the hall, hearing this voice, everyone who had just relaxed was terrified.

"is that one'!"

"how come?!"

"No matter what the sacrifice was, it didn't work, right?"

They all turned their heads, and they really saw a human head with long reddish-brown hair floating in place.

The head laughed.

"You are very good," it stared at Li Zhimi, "give up unnecessary resistance, come and be my officiant, I promise you can become my pope in this world."

"...Sorry," Li Zhimi, who hadn't put down the knife, clenched her hands tightly, "Thank you for your kindness."

"You will agree. Didn't you just say that you are very good at obeying others' eyes?" Ren Tou said, "At least this sacrifice, you presided over it very well, very good, very perfect..."

Li Zhimi, who was no longer pretending, burst out with veins on her forehead.

The tone of the head's speech is really flat.

"...It was also very successful." The head said.

The voice fell, and after several seconds, everyone was suddenly shocked.

"How is it possible?" Ye Weidan, who could hear the voice of the head, although he couldn't see the head, said blankly, "There is no sacrifice at all!"

"Even if a scum like you sacrifices, it can't provide me with the slightest bit of power," the head said contemptuously, "The sacrifice I want is not that simple. For example, this time, the sacrifice is, False and true'."

"Who are you talking about!" Ye Weidan roared.

On the side, Li Zhimi suddenly thought of something, her eyes widened.

But others remained at a loss.

"Lichi knows best, right?" The head laughed, "'Whitehead's Black Forest Ceremony', in your world, there is actually no such mystical ceremony at all."

"Huh???" Everyone else was stunned this time.

Ye Weidan and Zimao even turned their heads to look at Li Zhimi.

"Sister Lizhi," the boy asked, "What does it mean by that?"

"...'Whitehead's Black Forest Ceremony'," Li Zhimi replied after a while, "is not a real occult ceremony, and druids do not have this branch. It is after the occult communication went online, a certain The meme formed in the scam incident. Its ritual description, magic circle, etc., were all compiled by people later. Because it is a very old meme, few people who joined the circle later knew it, so you can hardly find it...

"But it's completely meaningless to say that. The real occult rituals passed down in the past have never been successful. No one in the world has really seen a ghost. But what happened in the past 24 hours has broken my previous cognition .At this time, a real monster asked to hold this ceremony, and I would naturally believe that this ceremony is real..."

"...W-what?"

Silver Cockscomb Head, Hong Mao and others, with mosquito coils in their eyes, didn't understand Li Zhimi's long words at all.

Only Ye Weidan, who had gone through many investigations, reacted.

"I saw it in PU's most wanted mission, you are the five-star mysterious PU-***428! 'Plaster head with concept exchange'!"

"You scumbag, do you have a relationship with the PU company?" Rentou frowned, and then stretched it out again, "It's useless if you have a relationship."

"Litchi, when you used this mystical ritual on me, the fake was replaced with the real, and I was successfully embedded in the mysterious field of this world. Not only will I no longer be targeted by the immune system of this world, but I will also gain the power of the druid. Some of the capabilities of this concept...

"Awesome, isn't it? Before I came to this world, I investigated the mysteries here. 'Whitehead's Black Forest Festival' is the best, because the concept of environmental protection that has been negotiated with the modern druid order, I can also use this ceremony to participate in it. In this era you are living in now, and even in the next few eras I predict, the concept of environmental protection will be deeply imprinted in your hearts and will be indelible. The world gains great power..."

A flush of excitement appeared on the cheeks of the human head.

"The typewriter said, this is a big secret that PU dare not reveal. How much benefit I can get from it is really worth looking forward to..."

By the way, there are also civet cats.

The juvenile civet that had startled it before had no immune system to target, and finally let the kitten show its true strength!

***

"is it here?"

Chen Erhuang looked at the villa on the hillside and asked.

"Wow!" Officer Li nodded desperately.

"Old Li, it's time." Chen Erhuang said, flicked his tail, ran a few steps, and stopped suddenly.

"Wow?" Officer Li, who was running faster than him, looked back in surprise.

Then Officer Li's heart skipped a beat.

Behind him, in the night, perhaps because of the moon or the light in the distance, the little black cat's eyes were particularly bright, as bright as two burning flames.

"...It feels like there is a steaming bento not far away," Chen Erhuang said, unconsciously licking his lips, "I'm hungry."

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