After I died, I became a cat

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"Another one, the soul has been transferred to an animal body, is it a human..."

The head turned around looked at the little black cat standing proudly—but still not much higher than the palm of the hand—the little black cat thought for a while, and said, "No, it seems not. It's a civet. I haven't seen a civet for a long time. Today it is in the main universe. Met a..."

"Sir, this kind of tone of speaking that always seems to be half-said is very annoying, although you actually not only don't say half-said, but also like to reveal a lot of information that you don't tell others." Chen Erhuang is now used to being used by others. Just to be his quantifier, he said indifferently, "Mr. just confessed that this dog was injured 'because of your little cutie'. Now I want to detain you for the crime of intentional injury. You have no right to remain silent. Please hold me with both hands." ...No, please land on the ground, face down and expose the back of your head. If you resist arrest violently, you will bear all the consequences personally, understand?"

"Wow woof! woof woof!" Behind the head, Li Tuo responded quickly, like a dog's leg.

However, the head acted as if it was not threatened, and even laughed out loud.

"I don't understand, or you don't understand?" The body part said, "It's just a civet underage, even if it's an elder of your clan..."

As if deliberately trying to annoy Chen Erhuang, it again used a half-speaking tone.

Excluding it talking or something else, does this guy know the elders of the Civet Clan?

Chen Erhuang, who has not been able to connect with other civets so far, shook his tail lightly.

In the vast majority of online novels, elders are characters with few scenes but not a few characters that are not right. Once the name of elder XX is called out, unless it is the protagonist or the master of the protagonist, the word "advanced cannon fodder" will be on his head .But in reality, the elder civet should be better than ordinary civets, and a civet like him who has become a monk halfway through is even more incomparable.

If this human head and Elder Civet are experts at the same level, it will be troublesome.

The doctor and the big ghost are all auxiliary professions, and he can't beat the masters head-on.

but……

"I think this is the main universe, and I know civet cats," Chen Erhuang said, "Aren't you the mysterious birth of this world?"

"No," the head narrowed its eyes, "so what..."

"Hmm." Chen Erhuang said, "It's not that good, I'll take my leave."

Before the words fell, before the head could react, he turned around and jumped off the window sill, and ran away in a hurry.

The head left behind: "?"

Li Tuo who was left behind: "!"

People who betray their teammates at critical moments will die!Officer Li, who had to stay in the room alone with the head soberly, cursed in his heart.

The problem is that Chen Erhuang is already dying, and this curse has no threat at all.

While Officer Li was thinking crazily, the head who was also thrown down laughed, dragged his long brown-red hair, left the ward, passed through the window, and chased after him.

So Officer Li became the last dog left in the room.

He anxiously chased his tail around three times, and sniffed at the two colleagues who had passed out, and found that he still couldn't ignore it.

The black-backed and yellow-bellied German Shepherd rushed towards the window sill, jumped and landed on the ground outside the window.

Fortunately, it is the first floor.

Before jumping out, Li Tuo rejoiced for a moment.

Then, under the horrifying gaze of passers-by in the small garden of the hospital, he ran away in search of the smell of the cat.

Police Officer Li was the last one to start. Although he was only 20 seconds slower, he was already thrown by the cat in front of him.At the front, Chen Erhuang, who is leading the way, roared in the head-on wind: "Report! Have you reported it! It admits that it is not a local mystery of my world, 099856, please move faster! Let PU send some powerful investigators over, otherwise I will hate you for the rest of my life after my life is over! Being hated by a handsome guy like me for the rest of my life, you will only eat instant noodles with seasoning packets in the future!"

"Wait a little, dear," the customer service 099856 stuttered, and didn't even have time to pay attention to the question of why his partner's inner beauty is directly proportional to the strength of the curse, "I, I, I, I haven't found the report format yet!"

"... Please go back to the furnace and rebuild your IQ."

On the other end of the headset, the sound of customer service 099856 typing on the keyboard was extremely messy.And behind Chen Erhuang, the second person in the chasing battle opened his mouth wide and laughed endlessly.

"Hahahahaha, I didn't expect there to be a civet that came together with PU. Interesting, interesting, I must have you as my sacrifice..."

Chen Erhuang shut his mouth when he heard the words, but ran faster.

"Although you can recognize the gap in strength between us, I am very happy," the head said again, without the organ of lungs, it seems that it will not gasp for breath due to strenuous exercise, "You don't feel too boring after chasing and fleeing like this Shall we do something more fun, like..."

The long brown-red hair of the human head flaunted.

"There's a cartoon called "Tom and Jerry" in this world that's so funny, let me turn you into a 2D fake cat?"

Dimensionality reduction attack?

Can this really be done? ? ?

A curse came out of Chen Erhuang's heart, he had bad intuition, and tried to avoid the possible aim behind him with a right pounce.

He chose the right timing, and a red light shot at the moment he dodged.But Chen Erhuang was relieved that he would not become a 2D character. The red light suddenly turned, turned [-] degrees, and shot him.

...does this thing have auto-aiming? !

referee!I want to report someone cheating here!

A series of thoughts rushed through Chen Erhuang's mind like a herd of grass and mud horses, but after a brief distraction, his attention quickly focused again.

If you become a Tom, how to survive, one, two, three, and four points about this topic are quickly listed.Anyway, if it really becomes 2D, the only thing he can do is to try not to let himself fall into a situation where there is no way to do it, and see when the customer service 099856 will complete the report and when the PU will send reinforcements.

Chen Erhuang closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

When he opens his eyes again, he will become a two-dimensional creature...

……Bar?

The little black cat with its eyes opened tilted its head in the breeze.

He was still standing on the sidewalk outside the hospital, the sun at four o'clock in the afternoon fell on him through the leaves of the camphor trees, the breeze was gentle, and Lin Tao was blowing, and the minibus driving by on the road next to him sprayed him in black. gas.

A two-dimensional creature does not realize that it is a two-dimensional creature, just as for ants, the world has only one plane.

However, if he has become a two-dimensional creature, then the two-dimensional world he lives in now is too similar to the usual three-dimensional world, right?

Can't tell the difference at all!

How to escape from this?

The one, two, three, and four points that Chen Erhuang had just imagined were immediately useless.

Things don't always go as expected, that's too bad.

Now he has no power to fight back against that head, and he doesn't know how to contact customer service 099856...

"Darling! I made the report successfully!"

Suddenly, cheers from customer service 099856 came from my ears.

...It seems that there is no problem with the connection.

Chen Erhuang breathed a sigh of relief, turned around immediately, and saw Mr. Human Head who was more than ten meters away behind him.

It stands to reason that two-dimensional creatures cannot see the whole picture of three-dimensional creatures. The three-dimensional creatures in the eyes of two-dimensional creatures are completely different from the three-dimensional creatures know themselves.But at this moment, Chen Erhuang can clearly see Mr. Human Head, which is no different from what he saw when he was a three-dimensional creature.

Emmm...

The human head turned itself into two dimensions?

"099856," Chen Erhuang said, "check my physical condition."

"Huh? Huh? Ah, my dear's body is a little tired and there is nothing wrong with it. The medical department recommends that you take a good rest when you are not running investigations."

"Am I in 2D now, or in 3D?"

"What are you talking about?" the customer service 099856 said, "Of course you can't be 2D."

Ignorant passers-by passed by Chen Erhuang, and some raised their mobile phones to take pictures of this cute little black cat, and they might post a blog post on Weibo or Moments saying "I met a cat today".But the little black cat that was photographed suddenly covered his face with a paw, his entire aura blackened, and he spoke to the head in a meow language that humans could not understand:

"So, are you kidding me?"

The head has been stunned from just now until now.

The people on the road didn't seem to be able to see it, so it roared brazenly: "Who dared you to play! It should just be a failure in casting, it's just a failure, how could it fail... Do it again!"

This time the human head didn't say a word, it was in half shape, and shot again in an instant.

It flicked its red hair, and a red light shot towards Chen Erhuang.

Chen Erhuang barely managed to dodge for a while, but for the moves that can automatically track and are super fast, this barely succeeded at all.

He was shot a second time.

Still nothing.

Chen Erhuang: "..."

Customer Service 099856: "..."

"Is the setting of this head full of lies?" Chen Erhuang couldn't understand, "Its previous tricks were so successful that it even deceived me."

"If it's recycled, it might be named 'Head of Lies' by the research institute." Customer service 099856 also said.

"It's so weak, I was so scared that I ran away," Chen Erhuang covered his face again, "Forget it, there is no need to ask for help, 099856, we are going to start the mysterious recovery program, we will directly recover this guy."

With an unbelievable expression on his face, he came back to his senses only after hearing his words.

"No! I'm not the weak chicken you thought! But why doesn't it work for you... You, what level of investigator are you from PU?"

"A mere ordinary investigator," said Chen Erhuang, who was full of contempt, "Sir, please don't resist your weak fate."

After saying that, he stepped forward, thinking about how to restrict the movement of this weak chicken.

How could this civet cat be just an ordinary investigator!

The head was furious.

"I don't believe it," it floated up and shouted with all its might, "Eat my trick, 'You're a fake——!!!'"

The last few words of the human head were uttered in a language that Chen Erhuang had never heard before, but even though he had never heard it before, at this moment he strangely understood the meaning of these words.

are you fake?

This is also a trick?

Just as Chen Erhuang thought so, he saw dense red lights shooting at him from the human hair.Light spots flew like shuttles, falling like rain, all hitting him.

But before Chen Erhuang could do anything, the head himself let out a scream, as if his little brother had been chopped off.

But he hadn't had time to do anything yet.

Really.

Facing the sad eyes of the superior, Chen Erhuang felt that he was very wronged.

This is obviously your own fault for wanting to act forcefully!

"Damn... I'll be back..."

The head who had been out of character 2 minutes ago left such a sentence, just like all villains, he disappeared into the sky in an instant at an escape speed that the protagonist could not match.

Li Tuo only caught up at this time.

Seeing that Chen Erhuang was safe and sound, he breathed a sigh of relief, then searched around Chen Erhuang, but found that he did not see the terrifying head.

"Wang?"

"Meow." The guy ran away.

"Wang?"

"Meow." If you can find it, of course you have to chase it.

"The only object a civet can't communicate with directly with its talent is a dog," customer service 099856 said, "Did you understand what he said?"

"I just pretended that what the dog said was what I thought he would say." Chen Erhuang said, "Is there any result of the report?"

"Well, wait... there is!" Customer service 099856 heard another click of the mouse, "The higher-ups believe that this matter is capable of investigating and recovering it on my own. Since I have already participated in it, I will leave it to my responsibility."

It seems that this head is really weak, otherwise he would not be allowed to handle it alone, Chen Erhuang thought.

"I also sent the information about the head just now, um, a lot of mosaics..." Customer service 099856 muttered something in a low voice, "Ah! Dear! This head is a member of the 'Containment Story' alliance!"

"What is 'Containment Story'?" Chen Erhuang asked.

"It's a secret association established by a group of containment objects who escaped from PU to help each other." Customer service 099856 explained.

Chen Erhuang was silent for three seconds.

"...Is the number of contained objects that escaped from your PU enough to establish a mutual aid organization?!"

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