After I died, I became a cat

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minutes ago.

Huaben Province, Wenhu City, the provincial capital, in a high-rise apartment complex.

Li Zhimi, who had her long hair wrapped around her head and wrapped in a towel, walked out of the bathroom wearing only shorts and bare legs.

Although she is a bigwig in women's clothing, she still maintains a masculine posture in her living habits, and Li Zhimi has no intention of changing this.

Unwrapping the towel, he picked up the hair dryer and glanced at the mobile phone whose screen was on.

The screen of the game "PU Survey Service" was still displayed on the phone. He was suddenly disconnected and received a game announcement saying that there was a problem with the server. He put down the phone and went to take a shower. Unexpectedly, he forgot to turn off the screen before entering. .

As a result, the phone screen has been on until now, making the phone case hot, but the game screen on the screen has changed.

"The server is ready?"

Li Zhimi muttered to herself, and picked up her phone to watch.

What I saw at this glance was unexpected. After he and the player named Teacher Qi Wang disconnected, the investigation of the entire dungeon was still completed. The truth was found out, the recovery was completed, and an S-level evaluation was obtained.

Thinking about it carefully, it seems to be the first time to take S?

Li Zhimi sat on the computer chair, pushed the mouse, and turned on the hair dryer.

The wind was buzzing, and Li Zhimi, whose hair was completely loose, looked like Sadako, with a gloomy gaze that fell on the computer screen through the gap between her bangs.

On the display screen was the official forum of "PU Investigation Service". At this moment, this forum has been maxed out by countless players who dropped offline for no reason.

The game "PU Investigation Service" has never had such a serious accident since its service was launched, especially this accident happened within twelve hours of the new version update, but the official response was not bad, and an announcement was made immediately, Re-maintained, and also promised compensation for three lucky draw opportunities in the mysterious prize pool.

Emergency maintenance is now over.

...And his four teammates, it's fine if they didn't get disconnected because of the server twitch at the beginning, didn't they get disconnected after the system maintenance? !

With a strong hand, Lizhimi turned the hair dryer to cold air.

"Hey...it's so cold."

It may also be that the survey was completed before the system maintenance when the server was convulsed, and it happened to be missed.

Li Zhimi quickly switched back to the hot air, dried her hair until it was half dry, and put on her pajamas again.

A set of pink silk pajamas for women with long sleeves and trousers.

When he waited for his long hair to almost dry while surfing the Internet, it was past ten o'clock.

Although the system maintenance of the game has ended, if you run another round of investigation, it may be twelve o'clock after the end, which is too tiring.It's better to go to bed and check Weibo before falling asleep.

Li Zhimi turned off the game and walked to the bedroom.

That's when the cell phone rang suddenly.

Li Zhimi raised the phone to look, and found that it was an unknown number.

I don't know the number, but it is marked under the number that this number belongs to a certain courier.Li Zhimi, who is not only a wechat businessman, but also an expert in online shopping on weekdays, answered the phone, said hello, and heard a young man's voice from the opposite side of the phone.

"There is a courier! Can you come downstairs to get it!"

"Ah?" Li Zhimi couldn't help but glance at the electronic clock hanging on the wall, "Now? Is your company also delivering at this time?"

"Yes, it's an urgent item! So I sent it to you as soon as I received it!"

"……what?"

Li Zhimi couldn't help falling into memories. She remembered that among the things she bought recently, there was nothing that needed to be delivered urgently.As for...

He glanced at the beautiful handmade soap boxes that filled one wall of the living room.

Customers who buy handmade soaps will not return them to his home, will they?

"Excuse me," Li Zhimi asked, "what's the sender's name?"

On the other side of the phone, the young courier's voice paused for a moment before replying, "The name is 'a Weibo fan who admires his wife'."

"Hey?"

It was sent by Weibo fans.

Li Zhimi is not only a micro-businessman, but also a history and humanities blogger on Weibo.He is especially good at European mysticism. He is very familiar with the myths and legends of various places, and even the evolution behind the myths and legends. He also knows a lot of astrology and witchcraft that are popular with little girls. He also claims to be the pope of the goddess Nanna in Nordic mythology. .

Of course the Pope was joking. In Norse mythology, the goddess Nanna is only the wife of Baldr, the god of light, and she has never even heard of any priesthood.

In the modern age, some netizens joked and gave her many priesthoods, and claimed that she was very powerful, just such a Nanna Goddess Cult.

Li Zhimi often writes some popular science in this area and posts them on the Internet, and was even invited by some magazines to write columns. Although Weibo is not carefully managed, it still has hundreds of thousands of fans.

...It's not that no fans have sent gifts, most of them are biscuits and snacks, but no fans have said hello recently that they want to give gifts?

No matter how strange Li Zhimi thinks it is, fan gifts must be accepted.

"Wait a minute, please," he said into the phone, "I'll be right down."

Li Zhimi, who was going to the bedroom, turned around, strode to the door, put away the lock, and pushed open the anti-theft door.

Then a big black man crashed from the side where the door was open!

Li Zhimi: "!!!"

what happened?A burglar? ? !

Unprepared, the stainless steel anti-theft door directly escaped Li Zhimi's control, and the door panel slammed into the wall with a bang, making a loud noise.At this time, if the neighbors are a little bit more careful, they will definitely open the door to see what happened.

But the occupancy rate of this community is not high, Li Zhimi clearly remembers that there is no one living opposite him.

Or immediately drill through the gap in the door and run?

As soon as this idea came to mind, Li Zhimi saw behind the big man, two thinner, bastard men blocked the way.

But it's not that there is no opportunity to take advantage of it. After all, in the eyes of ordinary burglars, he is just a weak woman with little strength.Li Zhimi's pupils dilated suddenly, and with his backhand, he picked up an illegal anti-wolf electric shock device from the door cabinet, rushed up, and pressed the switch.

The electrodes sank deep into the bulk of the flesh.

I saw the big man twitching with electric sparks flickering, and lost his strength after a few seconds.

However, the battery in this modified anti-wolf electric shock device is almost exhausted.

Li Zhimi turned to the right to prevent the big man from crushing her when she fell down. At the same time, she dropped the anti-wolf electric shock device and picked up a stiletto high-heeled shoe from the mat in front of the door.

All this happened in a blink of an eye. When he rushed to the door, the two punks who hadn't entered the door realized it and shouted: "Stop her!"

Li Zhimi flung out her high-heeled shoes, hitting a little gangster in the aisle on the head.

At the same time as the little gangster fell down, Li Zhimi, who threw off his slippers and ran barefoot, had already rushed out of the room, passed him, and came to the corridor, only one step away from the safe passage downstairs!

Then he felt a strong force grabbing the back of his clothes.

The next second, Li Zhimi soared into the air, and was grabbed by her clothes and pulled back into the room.

……Who?

Turning his eyes, what he saw out of the corner of his eye was the big guy who was stunned by the electric shock two seconds ago!

No!His modified anti-wolf electric shock device has a large discharge capacity at one time, and this guy is fine, is he a chimpanzee!

For a split second, there was only this shocking thought in his mind. He was thrown out by the big chimpanzee, drawing a parabola in the air, and then fell hard to the ground.

Li Zhimi, who turned sideways at the last second before landing to try not to hurt her internal organs, coughed.

Over there, two burglars surrounded the gangster who was hit on the head by a high heel, and after a while, another yellow-haired gangster grabbed his hair and shouted: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Call Xiao Wu up," said the big chimpanzee with well-developed muscles, and according to the general inference, his brain should not be very good, "let him take Xiao Ba away."

"Understood! That nasty bitch just now!"

Huang Mao turned his head to look at Li Zhimi who was lying on the ground and couldn't get up.

He squinted, then stared again, rushed towards Li Zhimi, raised his foot and kicked.

Li Zhimi had no time to pay attention to him, he just sent out "SOS!!!" in a burst of speed.

Then with a sound of "Boom!", a kick flew from the sky and kicked the phone out of his hand.

"The bitch wants to make a secret phone call!" yelled one of the robbers who broke into his house.

No, I didn't call, Li Zhimi thought.Because it is only a few seconds, it is likely to be discovered before the police officer picks up the phone, or be hung up before the call is connected, or be found and then hang up one second after the call is connected.

The possibility of being discovered after getting through is relatively low, and the possibility of being hung up if not getting through is the greatest.

So it’s still a little more reliable to send a message.

But in that state of emergency, he couldn't even see who his message was sent to.

The kicked mobile phone flew out, and Li Zhimi's eyes followed the lit screen of the mobile phone.

He sent...

"Should have died. The funeral was held, but it turned out that he was still playing games. Did he become an undercover second master?"

It's Chen Erhuang!

Li Zhimi breathed a sigh of relief. According to what he knew about Chen Erhuang's personality, whether it was from the past or in the game, as long as he saw the distress message, Chen Erhuang would not ignore it.

When he was relieved, the pain came up, and he lay on the ground and clenched his hands tightly.

To be honest, he hadn't felt this level of pain for many years.

The past few years have indeed been too slack, but I have not left all my efforts behind.Li Zhimi pretended that she couldn't get up from the pain, whimpered softly, and used the ground to cover up her body, while quickly moving her fingers to recover the perception of the hot fingers, while looking at the two people.

Doesn't look like a professional criminal.

That would be even worse.

The yellow-haired guy who just kicked him kicked his phone away, and stepped on it desperately, Li Zhimi heard him say: "Really! It's so annoying, she even knocked Xiaoba unconscious just now. It's much older than the average woman, if we take her away like this, maybe she will cause trouble on the way, boss, why don't you just knock her out?"

"Xiao Si, do you know how to knock someone unconscious?"

"Ah? Isn't it enough to cut a knife at the back of the neck?"

"What should I do if I hack it to death? Don't worry about it, go a little farther away. Fortunately, I have already prepared something."

I have something ready.

What else could it be, isn't it ether?

Hearing the footsteps of the robber boss approaching, Li Zhimi got ready.

The big man like a chimpanzee squatted down in front of him, hiding his hands behind his back, so that Li Zhimi didn't see the process of dripping ether into the towel.But Li Zhimi could guess it without looking, and silently adjusted her breathing.

"Hey," the big chimpanzee asked, "You are the 'Master Nanna's lychee is very sweet' on Weibo, right?"

I was seen calmly fighting back just now, pretending to be too stupid will have the opposite effect...

Li Zhimi took a breath, raised her voice, and said, "It's me, what's wrong! Could it be that you are the one who quarreled with me on the Internet, and you beat someone in reality?"

"No, it's not," said the big chimpanzee sincerely, "Mr. Lizhi, we are here to humbly ask for advice."

"...?" Li Zhimi said, "What?"

"Mr. Lizhi should know about 'Whitehead's Black Forest Festival'?" said the chimpanzee. "We searched the Internet for a long time, and only one of your articles mentioned this."

"...???" Li Zhimi said, "What? You broke into my house because of this!"

In the middle of Li Zhimi's speech, the big chimpanzee stretched out a towel dripped with ether and covered Li Zhimi's mouth and nose.

Li Zhimi struggled violently.

But after five or six seconds, his struggle weakened, and finally the big chimpanzee felt the weight of the woman's body.

He worriedly covered it for a few more seconds before letting go, saying, "Okay."

"Boss is amazing!" Huang Mao shouted 666 from the side.

"It's nothing," the chimpanzee stood up big. "Call the brothers up. Her books and computers, or USB flash drives, should be taken away. Because these are exactly the knowledge we lack now."

"got it!"

"By the way, and, take her mobile phone and see who she called just now."

"Ok!"

Huang Mao ran and jumped to pick up the phone and handed it to his boss.

Apparently the phone was locked just now, but the current phones are all fingerprint locks, the big chimpanzee tried Li Zhimi's fingers one by one, and it was unlocked quickly.

"It's from WeChat, SOS..." The big chimpanzee stroked his chin, "Young Master? Who is this?"

"It's okay, boss, most people will be puzzled when they see such a message suddenly, right?" Huang Mao didn't take it seriously.

"It's bad if you call the police. I'll pretend to be Teacher Lizhi and send him a message," said the big chimpanzee. "Call your kid out and look over the phone."

"it is good!"

Behind the two of them, Lizhimi, who pretended to be in a coma and was no longer noticed, listened carefully, but did not understand.

What is an imp?

His eyes opened silently.

Immediately, Li Zhimi almost cried out when he saw something inexplicable.

***

On the other side, Huanan Province, Chongsheng City.

In Ye Weidan's rented house, a cat and a cat all moved to the phone.

"It's SOS!" Ye Weidan shouted.

"Hmm..." Chen Erhuang fell into deep thought.

"It seems that I haven't sent any more messages," he said, "Thinking in a bad direction, could it be that..."

"do you died?!"

"Adan shut up." Chen Erhuang said.

At the same time, he thought, should he send a message?

But in case Li Zhimi sent the message secretly, and he sent the message back again, would Li Zhimi be discovered?

Still hesitating, the top of WeChat, where Li Zhimi's name was displayed, suddenly changed to "the other party is typing..." again.

The message came in the next second.

[Li Zhimi: Ah, sorry, I pressed the wrong button!I'm fine. Didn't scare you? 】

Huh?Chen Erhuang tilted his head.

Why did Li Zhimi speak to him in such a feminine tone?

Also, at the same time as this message was sent, why did a dark baby ghost... suddenly appear from his mobile phone?

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The author has something to say:

This chapter has a lot of words.

So I only counterattacked to ten o'clock.

But anyway, in advance!

Continue to counterattack tomorrow!