After I died, I became a cat

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Editor-in-Chief: "..."

Ye Weidan: "..."

President of China Hot Tiao Association: "..."

This surreptitious pretending, the barrage in the live broadcast directly exploded.

"Fuck!"

"66666666"

"Boss, I can't afford it, I can't afford it."

"Understood, don't call me Brother Cat! Call me Master Cat!"

"What cat master, this is His Majesty the cat!"

"By the way, how did Master Cat get up faster than God Dan and the others took the elevator?"

Ye Weidan took a look at the barrage, and found that the number of viewers had surpassed the six or seven thousand at his peak, climbing up to almost ten thousand.

This is unscanned data!Mao is really the top traffic in cyberspace.Ye Weidan quietly glanced at the black cat on the bed, and found that the monster was staring at the phone engrossed, so he turned around and guiltily changed the name of his live broadcast room.

【Shock! The real body of the PU boss player turned out to be a cat! 】

I'm just trying to feed my family, feed my family.And the cat in the game is not the cat on the bed, so there is nothing to feel guilty about, um, there is nothing to feel guilty about.

Ye Weidan convinced himself, pretended he hadn't done anything, and rejoined the game.

In a different world, the editor-in-chief raised her jaw.

He pointed at the crowd and roared: "What are you doing?!"

Only then did I realize that the editors who had returned from the editor-in-chief dispersed, but the kitten that came out of nowhere was still squatting on the largest desk, licking its fur in a calm and unhurried manner, ignoring the editor-in-chief at all .

But it's just a cat after all, it's right to ignore it.

【My dear, do you feel that your behavior is becoming more and more like a cat? 】

The customer service 099856 was puzzled.

His Majesty Mao, who despises the world, paused, dazed, and then shocked.

Damn, he really swallowed the hair in his stomach!

How many bacteria did he eat... Wait, did the PU company disinfect him during time travel?

While doubting his life, Chen Erhuang picked up a small dried fish offered by the editors just now, and ate it deliciously.

His actions are no different from ordinary cats, and ordinary people will not suspect that a cat is transformed from a human when they see it.Even the editor-in-chief didn't drive away the sudden visit, and let him squat on his desk.

The two teammates wanted to express their envy, jealousy and hatred, and even the barrage was being discussed.

"In this way, you can sneak into many places at will! You won't be suspicious after being discovered!"

"If I become a cat, I feel that the difficulty of investigation will be much lower."

"After all, it's a krypton gold character card..."

The editor-in-chief was very dissatisfied with the attention of his subordinates on the cat, coughed loudly, and seeing everyone looked over, he said: "This is your new colleague, Xiao Li who is a copywriter, and Xiao Zhang, an artist. Senior, teach them well. Come on, Lao Huang, these two will follow you as the numbers in your hand from now on."

"Wow, big beauty!"

Seeing Ye Weidan's character Li Ming, several male editors immediately bluffed, and even the female editors looked in amazement.

The appearance value of 18 points is the limit of human beings. Just a slight smile can charm all living beings. In history, it is equivalent to a role like Helen or Daji.

To be honest, as an investigator who infiltrates secretly, this appearance value is too high.

Ye Weidan laughed stiffly, but still suppressed his temper, and greeted everyone in the office.

As for the role of Zhang Zhishu, the chairman of the Chinese Latiao Association, his appearance is only 7, so he was directly ignored.

The editor-in-chief gave a lecture and asked the editors to work hard.After the training was over, his eyes were tearing away from Ye Weidan's face reluctantly, but he was not too anxious, and returned to his office humming a song.

When he walked away, everyone in the office breathed a sigh of relief.

They greeted Ye Weidan and Zhang Zhishu, added WeChat to each other, and continued to tease the cat after the greeting.

Looking at the two people who were at a loss, a male editor waved at them.

"Come on, you two desks are here, and I will manage these official accounts with me in the future. Have you read the previous articles? Haven't you? It's okay, let me tell you, read these articles first, imitate and write, slowly Take it easy..."

The male editor looked at Ye Weidan kindly, and when he looked at the president of the Chinese Latiao Association, his expression changed, and the clouds suddenly clouded over.

"Add to the next group, I will send you the pictures I will use in the next issue, and I will fix them this afternoon."

"Yes, yes!" The president of the Chinese Latiao Association nodded repeatedly.

The male editor turned around again and changed his face again.

"Come on, these are the articles. The articles on our official accounts have the most clicks. You see, first look at the title, the title is the most important. 80.00% of the clicks are brought by the title...Emotional, moral, Talk about three views, understand?"

Ye Weidan didn't say whether he understood or not, he rolled his eyes and clicked on the article.

The barrage in the live broadcast room was very speechless.

"To be honest, PU's copywriting is so detailed that I actually wrote an article."

"Probably intelligently generated, as in investigating incidents."

"I actually read an economics article posted by a marketing account in the live broadcast of the game."

"This article is really well written, and it makes sense... Hurry up, anchor, I want to read the next part."

Ye Weidan didn't speak, but he did turn the page a little faster.

This article was turned to the end, and suddenly there was a sound of dice.

[Library use test, 1D100=51, normal failure]

Ye Weidan: "..."

Huh?what happened?

Library use, is the skill of searching for clues in large volumes of documents.This character card named Li Ming has 50 in the library, but the dice rolled 51.

It was almost successful, and PU players named this situation a little demon.

A piece of "233333" was drawn across the barrage, but Ye Weidan didn't pay attention.

In this game, he is considered a little god level, and has his own unique experience on how to investigate.For example, the use of the embassy in this map, although it failed, proved one thing——

There are clues in this article.

He slid the article to the top, carefully re-reading it.

But, what clues will there be in this kind of article about the housing market in Huaguo?

At most, you can see them, the ass people who can't afford a house, feel depressed and irritable and want to curse people, right?

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This kid never read textbooks so seriously before.

Glancing at Ye Weidan, Chen Erhuang, who had eaten enough, opened his mouth and stretched, feeling tired from body to heart.

A cat is a creature that sleeps fifteen or sixteen hours a day, and after becoming a cat, Chen Erhuang still maintains the habit of staying up late as a human being. These days, he only sleeps for less than five hours a day, and he is really a little mentally unwell at the moment.

He braced himself, jumped off his desk, and walked around the entire editorial office.

[Detection check: 1D100=62, normal success]

【You didn't find anything worth noting】

Several editors meowed, wanting Chen Erhuang to come over.But the little black cat with its slender tail standing up went straight to the door, jumped up like a spring, and hooked the doorknob.

With a click, the doorknob turned and the door opened a crack.

As everyone opened their mouths into the word "O", Chen Erhuang, who fell to the ground, got out through the crack of the door.

This office building is located in the bustling area of ​​Xiangluo. There are many companies in it, and each floor has a large area.Chen Erhuang wandered around and found that this Bronze Culture Media not only had a WeChat official account, but also specialized in short funny videos, a big V in the entertainment industry, contacted Taobao merchants to sell clothes, and so on.

Duanzi bloggers, sand sculpture bloggers, transport bloggers, data brushes, a large number of teams, everything you expect.

A mirror of modern internet traffic data.

...So he couldn't figure out why this company was related to the mass disappearance case?

Is the prisoner hiding in this company?

According to the general thinking, it is inferred that this is the case, but after experiencing the slap in the face in the practice mode last time, Chen Erhuang thinks it should not be so simple.

The brain turned, and the excitement of facing the unknown puzzle instantly dispelled the tiredness.

Although it is not based on basic reasoning, this kind of incident investigation involving the supernatural is also unique!

Chen Erhuang was in a good mood watching the team channel where there were cute sauces complaining about the NPC director who was free to find trouble for her, and Ye Weidan was also communicating with the president of the Chinese Latiao Association what he thought was wrong.

The little black cat wandered along the corridor, planning to explore the past office by office first.

The first is the manager's office.

The door of the manager's office was closed tightly. Chen Erhuang didn't rush to open the door, and put his ear to the door panel to confirm the movement inside.

[Listening check: 1D100=2, great success]

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The author has something to say:

Ermao's first big success in life.

Finally came after getting nine big flops.