After I died, I became a cat

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"Dad, how could you do this to me!"

"What did I do to you! The projected...all woke up after passing the physical examination, you, an official investigator, still have the face to cry if you don't wake up!"

"Is it something I can decide for myself if I fail the test? Even the partner in the back just follows the system's requirements and rolls the dice, and can't decide the result of the dice!"

"You can't decide the number cast by the dice, but if you usually exercise more and improve your physique, you can increase your chances of success. I urged you to run with us sooner or later. Have you run?!"

"A summoner can summon a familiar to run away with him!"

"Are you a summoner? Did the summoner job transfer letter in the job transfer library recognize you? I told you that our ancestors have been demon hunters for eighteen generations..."

"Anyway, if you think that your ancestors were demon hunters, your descendants must be demon hunters!"

"If you have other talents, there are other job transfer letters to choose you, needless to say, you go!"

"...You, me, I want to tell Mom!"

"You tell me! See who your mother is!"

"Hahahaha, father and daughter, stop arguing, those super-powered kids are watching a joke."

"Yeah, yeah, stop arguing. By the way, Lao Wang, is it okay for me to call you Lao Wang like Brother Cat? Do you think what Brother Hu and his daughter said just now are 'Eighteen generations of ancestors are all demon hunters' and' The official investigator' is..."

"No, it's nothing. The father and daughter are two middle school patients, so don't pay attention to what they say."

"Oh, brother cat, I haven't seen you for a few days, you are much more skilled at acting cute than before."

"...Thank you for the compliment." Chen Erhuang struggled to remove the last meow.

I always feel that lychee honey has discovered something.

Hope is an illusion.

Also, why does the instinct to meow always pop up unexpectedly?

When Chen Erhuang was deep in thought, a group of four people, plus a ghost cat, had successfully left the building where the prison cells existed.It wasn't until they walked out of the gate that they discovered that this building turned out to be the Flower Fairy Theater located in the northern area of ​​Jianshan Happy Valley.

That is, the children's theater where a child disappeared from the stage the day before yesterday.

In reality, some dramas adapted from ancient and modern Chinese and foreign famous fairy tales are often performed in this theater. The most common ones are of course Mr. An and Brother Ge XX.The repertoire here will not change in about 100 years. After watching videos on mobile phones has become more and more popular, the theater business has not improved from the beginning.

The iron cages they were imprisoned in were probably props used in theater performances, but how could the props used in theater performances be real iron square cages? After all, in terms of business, plastic iron cages are much cheaper than real iron cages went.

But the iron cages where they were held were made of high-quality steel.

"What is certain at the moment," said Chen Erhuang, who had already explored the surroundings, "is that the level we are in now is modeled on the reality of Jianshan Happy Valley. The plastic iron cage became a real iron cage just now. One of the said distortions. As for the other distortions..."

He paused, and said, "You will know when you come out and see for yourself."

The group stopped making noise, and Hu Bugui muttered in a low voice, "I'm not used to taking you out to investigate", which was an explanation to Hu Qing.Hu Qing, who woke up after being slapped twice, covered his face, and stood at the gate of the Flower Fairy Theater with Teacher Qi Wang and Li Zhimi, dumbfounded, and the trio whispered: "Wow——"

In the real world, although the business of the Flower Fairy Theater is not good, the park did not know that the business would be so bad before it opened.At that time, the decoration design of the theater was quite serious. It had bright yellow pink and other common colors of ice cream on the outer wall, and three-year-old ivy and other vines were climbing on it. The castle-like gate even had a shelf. One year, the garden planted wisterias here. Later, it seemed that the flowers were short-lived and difficult to take care of. From the second year, the garden replaced the real wisterias with fake flowers made of plastic and fabric.

Two years after taking office, the artificial flowers have faded slightly under the wind and rain, but they still look good from a distance, worthy of the name Flower Fairy Theater.But in the other world they are in now, these fake wisteria flowers in the Flower Fairy Theater have turned into a string of black and white eyeballs, and even bloodshot eyes can be clearly seen.

They walked under the wisteria flowers, and the big moving eyeballs turned around and looked at them.

Dice Gulu.

[Sanity check, 1D100=48, normal success]

"..."

Lizhimi, who had already lost her Sanity points twice, squatted down and covered her chest delicately. Based on previous impressions, Chen Erhuang felt that he must have sweared silently just now.

"Isn't there a lot of sanity checks required in this dungeon?" Li Zhimi said weakly.

"Hahahaha, compared to the previous dungeons, today's dungeons seem to be a bit more difficult... Hey, the eyeballs are made of plastic." Teacher Qi Wang, who observed these eyeballs closely, said.

"Plastic...why do the eyeballs in the plastic eyeballs move!" Hu Qing hid beside Hu Bugui while talking.

"I've clearly taught you, don't bring the laws of the real world into this unreal world!" Hu Bugui reprimanded, probably because of guilt, this time he didn't drive Hu Qing away.

The distortion of the Flower Fairy Theater is not limited to this point. The exterior wall of the entire building has changed from ice cream color to black and purple, and the ivy and other vines have turned into countless bright red and crimson giant tentacles, entangled on the exterior wall.If it weren't for the fact that the whole building is relatively flat, instead of the kind of high-rise building with more than ten floors, it would be no problem to call it "Barbatos".

Looking out from the gate, the roller coaster, the big turntable, etc. in the distance are all distorted like the Flower Fairy Theater.If you look carefully at those steel rails, there are long and short tentacles, and the Ferris wheel farther away has turned into a red moon hanging in the night sky.

The problem is that in the night around the moon, there are dense bright and dark planetesimals. If you connect the planetesimals, you can draw a huge eye. The red moon transformed by the Ferris wheel is just embedded in it, as if it is a huge eyeball. It will turn up and down and left and right at any time.

"Damn shit..."

This time Litchi Honey didn't hold back her swearing.

They waited, but the dice did not ring.

[Having experienced so many things and being prepared, such a scene is no longer enough to make you feel scared]

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Isn't it scary?" someone asked behind them.

Not even daring to turn their heads in a hurry, everyone turned their heads slowly, only to see one of the six children coming behind them.Chen Erhuang even recognized at a glance that this child was one of the two children who disappeared in Jianshan Happy Valley two days ago, ten-year-old Xu Mengrou.

Compared with the other two children seen today who had been missing for a while so their appearance and clothes had changed quite a bit, this little girl with a doll's head was still wearing the same clothes she wore when she disappeared the day before yesterday.

Chen Erhuang's eyes flicked over the dark red irregular spots on the sole of her sneakers before returning to the child's face.

"What's the matter?" Hu Bugui came out to negotiate.

"Everyone says this is a hunt for me," Xu Mengrou said with a smile, she looks like a kind and well-behaved child, "But I heard the rules they said, and I think this kind of game is too simple, it's more fun to increase the difficulty." Right? What do uncles and aunts think?"

"I think..." Hu Qing said, "Can you stop calling me Auntie?"

Hu Bugui knocked his head down, but Xu Mengrou changed his words obediently, "What do you guys think?"

"Well... how do you want to increase the difficulty?" Lizhimi asked.

With a wave of Xu Mengrou's hand, the medicine equipment belts, short knives, flying knives, long swords, long bows and short crossbows that the children found from Hu Bugui and Hu Qing's father and daughter suddenly appeared on the ground between them.

"I'll return the weapons to you," she said, "you must seriously play with us."

Because of the fact that the game backpack is difficult to find, experienced investigators like Hu Bugui will prepare spare weapons and put them in the game backpack. Like Ye Weidan, investigators who wish to put a nuclear bomb in the backpack More.So it doesn't matter if the seized weapons are not returned, but in order to avoid being seen, Hu Bugui and the others still picked up all the equipment and put them on.

"The time wasted just now doesn't count," Xu Mengrou nodded with satisfaction, "From now on, you have half an hour to hide, and I will watch over you, don't be lazy."

After finishing speaking, she turned around, walked under the big eyeball pergola, and returned to the theater.

In the team channel, Lizhimi said: "This child seems to be implying that they will use surveillance."

Teacher Qi Wang: "Isn't it cheating to use surveillance in this game of peek-a-boo?"

Hu Qing: "You can't be attacked, these brats have already started cheating, right Dad?"

Hu Bugui: "Then we will separate from here."

Hu Bugui said this to Chen Erhuang.

In the spirit vision, the little black cat nodded, turned around and chased after Xu Mengrou.

Unaware that there was a ghost cat behind her, Xu Mengrou went straight back to the theater hall.As soon as she entered, she heard other companions chirping, sitting in the audience seats, pointing at the stage.

On the stage is a huge curtain, comparable to the MAX theater curtain in a movie theater. The projector operates behind the seats, projecting the images of Hu Bugui and his party running on the curtain.

...What's the point of playing peek-a-boo with surveillance cameras?Chen Erhuang couldn't understand the thinking of these little ghosts.

"Mengrou, you're back! Come and sit with me!" The girl in the pink dress who could conjure infinite bombs yelled when she saw Xu Mengrou, spilling the popcorn all over the floor.

"Sister Jiaojiao, I'm coming!" Xu Mengrou rushed over, acting coquettishly for a while.

[Psychology test, this kid has good acting skills]

"Is a ten-year-old child already this powerful?" Chen Erhuang murmured.

"Mengrou is very powerful." Another voice said.

Chen Erhuang looked over.

The one who spoke was a cloud of pearly white smoke hovering behind Xu Mengrou, and colorful light spots were slowly spreading out from the smoke.

In this world, the soul of a person after death will become like this, just like the dead security guard before.

When Xu Mengrou and Hu Bugui were talking before, this group of back spirits followed Xu Mengrou, but Hu Bugui, who had turned on his spirit vision, didn't see it, after all, this group of back spirits was too weak.

When Chen Erhuang followed Xu Mengrou, he gave a few orders to the spirit behind the group. Although he didn't know the reason, the spirit behind the group seemed to wake up from the ignorant state now.

As soon as it woke up, the light spots, or the speed at which the spirit particles diffused, suddenly accelerated. Chen Erhuang released a negative energy, surrounded the group of spirits behind, trapped the spirit particles, and continued to talk to it.

"I ask you to answer," the little black cat said seriously, "Your name is Guan Ming, you are 15 years old, and you disappeared from Jianshan Happy Valley with Fu Qiliang and Xu Mengrou three days ago, right?"

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The author has something to say:

①Barbatos: The best friend of the bad dog players is a cute tentacle monster.

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At eight o'clock, I can finally update at eight o'clock, and I will be back at eight o'clock! ! !

It is said that there was a power outage today, and I almost froze to death...

1/9 minor repairs