After I died, I became a cat

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[Listening test, 1D100=31, normal success]

"Well, I seem to have heard some screams..."

Litchimi said suddenly.

Although it seems like it was said, it is certain to hear a sound, because the dice system all indicate success.But lychee honey...or Li Zhimi's imitation of the kind of silly girl that machismo likes is really very successful. Anyone who sees him will not believe the shrinking and self-consciousness that most often appear in women. Negatives are feigned.

Of course the demon hunter Hu Bugui didn't notice either.

The elite investigator roared, "Go away!"

Lizhimi didn't think about it when she heard the words, and didn't misunderstand at all. According to Hu Bugui's request, accompanied by the sound of the dice for the dodge check, it rolled when it hit the ground.

And condensed by spirituality, the long arrow glowing with silver light collapsed from the string, and pierced a doll panda who didn't know when it touched Li Zhimi's back.

[Shooting and archery check, 1D100=82, normal success, confrontation success]

Hu Bugui heard his rear partner read out the result of the test, but did not report the damage caused by the arrow afterwards.

"010086, are you dead?"

The demon hunter who asked this question kept gathering more silver arrows of light.

What they are facing is obviously not just a giant panda doll that resembles "Fuwa Nini", but an army composed of large and small humanoid and non-humanoid dolls and even statues.These dolls and statues just suddenly appeared from all directions and attacked them.With a cursory glance, you can see Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs that most often appear in various amusement parks. The problem is that the sculptor's crude craftsmanship makes Snow White's face almost indistinguishable from a famous painting "The Scream" .

There are also figurines of characters that seem to be versions of evil gods, such as Uzumaki Naruto with nine tails behind him, Kurosaki Ichigo with a kitchen knife, and so on.

It's really a kitchen knife, only as long as an arm. The sculptor seems to have misunderstood the design.

As for those who, like Snow White, will scare and cry children, statues and dolls of the evil gods of various popular anime, and even three or four of each character will appear when it becomes popular.

…Jianshan Happy Valley apparently never paid copyright fees.

But now is not the time to do that.

Because these statues and dolls are not just statues, let's take the evil version of Snow White and the seven dwarfs for example, the screaming face Snow White has a basket full of apples on her arm, and her other hand He also took an apple with a bite missing, and threw it in the direction of Hu Bugui like dropping a bomb.

Every time she lost one, she would take another one from the basket, bite into Jobs' trademark, and smash it again.

What's terrible is that the power of this notched apple is similar to that of a grenade, and it also comes with a splashing poison attribute debuff... Then why can't Snow White be poisoned to death after taking a bite?

The seven dwarves with the pickaxe can dig out a piece of concrete bigger than their own bodies on the concrete floor with the pickaxe.

Naruto, the statue of the evil god, does not know ninjutsu at all, and attacks Hu Bugui and Lizhimi like a wild beast.It's even worse for Ichigo, who cooks in a kitchen he imagined.

Not to mention other dolls, the characters they show are simply OOC to the extreme.

But the combat power is still very strong, so Hu Bugui abandoned the flying knife and switched to a longbow that can attack in groups.

But after the longbow hit, his customer service did not report the damage calculation result.

[Because it didn't cause enough damage to calculate, partner]

Customer service 010086 said that Fuwa Nini, who was shot by Hu Bugui across the body, seemed to have cotton holes in her body just for display. She turned around and slapped Lizhimi.

Although he felt that the projection player was useless, Hu Bugui still devoted himself to protecting his teammates.Seeing that the piercing damage seemed to be of no use to the army of animated doll statues, he threw away the longbow, drew out the cross sword, and charged directly.

The dropped longbow chased after him like a gust of wind, trying to insert itself back into the quiver.

[Fighting and sword check, 1D100=88, normal success, confrontation success]

As a demon hunter, Hu Bugui's skill points in shooting, archery and fighting and sword obviously exceeded [-], which is enough to be called a master-level character. Even if he was on the verge of a big failure, he still completed a successful tactical charge .

With a flash of silver light, the cross sword sliced ​​off half of Fuwa Nini's body.On the cut surface, the cotton gushes out with Fuwa Nini's movements, but the hollow inside the doll can still be seen clearly.

That was supposed to be where the staff were when they got in, but now there is no one in the doll.

[You are used to seeing such strange scenes, you don't need to make a sanity check]

[After being cut in half, it was apparently dead]

"Immortality is not as good as zombies."

Hu Bugui commented, pulling the lychee honey up from the ground casually, just like an old farmer pulling out a radish from the ground, pulling out a test tube bottle containing green medicine from the medicine belt around his waist, and throwing it directly on the ground.

The dizzy lychee honey: "Huh?"

The test tube bottle fell to pieces as soon as it hit the ground, and the green potion of up to ten milliliters only moistened a small area of ​​the ground, but in the next instant a green shield rose from the ground, covering it with lychee honey.

"Wow," Lizhimi exclaimed, "Brother, you are so fucking amazing!"

"No swearing." Pulling down another test tube bottle containing red medicine, Hu Bugui said seriously.

Only then did Lizhimi realize that she had almost revealed her true colors just now, so she quickly covered her mouth.

Hu Bugui bit off the cork of the test tube bottle with his teeth, and poured the red medicine into his mouth.

Could it be that this thigh lost blood just now and was drinking a blood bottle?Seeing this scene, Lizhimi maintained his status as a vase, guessing silently.

Before the lychee honey came up with more ideas, Hu Bugui threw away the test tube bottle that was gone.

Then he hiccups.

Lychee honey: "..."

If he hadn't seen a small flame erupting from Hu Bugui's mouth the next moment, he might not know what to say if he was as stubborn as lychee honey.

010086 immediately followed up the physical data of his partner.

【"The Joy of Fire", protection completed】

Hu Bugui held his breath silently, not letting more fire come out of his mouth.His brown eyes gradually turned red as he held his breath, reflecting the flying chipped apples, mining picks, nine-tailed fox tails, and kitchen knives...

The besieged demon hunter raised his crossed sword horizontally and pushed it forward.

[Fighting and sword check, 1D100=4, great success, successful confrontation]

A ring-shaped blade light composed of raging flames appeared just like that, carrying billowing hot wind, spreading rapidly in all directions like a shock wave.

The blade light spread for nearly 30 meters before dissipating slowly, and all the dolls and statues swept by it were burned into black charcoal in the flames.

Lizhimi opened her mouth wide and silently said shit.

This kind of boss can simply push the entire dungeon, right?

Could it be that elite investigators at level 40 are so awesome?But when he ran an investigation last time, his teammates were obviously weak chickens with a combat power equivalent to [-] geese?

When Lizhimi went online, she saw the summoning order issued by YWD in the friend list, and joined the team directly without even reading the introduction of the new version. She didn't know that now all players can switch to extraordinary professions, and their combat effectiveness has been greatly improved.

He just thinks that if he hugs Hu Bugui's thigh this time today, he might be able to lie down and win directly. Later, he must add a friend to this boss and sell Nanna Goddess and Nanna's handmade soap... what? sound?

[Listening test, 1D100=27, normal success, confrontation success]

It was a more successful Listen check than the last, and Litchimi was sure he had indeed heard something.

Killing all the dolls with a map cannon big move, he was breathing slowly and deeply to metabolize the potion power in his body and spirit, when Hu Bugui suddenly heard something.

Both of them turned their heads together.

"Wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, Mr. Qi Wang who ran.

"Wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah daddy -" Hu Qing ran towards them, throwing lasagna and tearing wildly.

Behind them, there is a tsunami-like rushing——

Densely packed, densely packed, densely packed cockroaches vibrated their wings, pouring down like a plague of locusts.

Lizhimi swayed on the spot, and Hu Bugui also froze.

Two dice sounded at the same time.

[Sanity check, 1D100=75, normal failure]

***

[Listening test, 1D100=30, normal success]

"Where are the screams..."

Ye Weidan said that in reality, he keeps turning his camera, so that in the game, he keeps turning his head.

The 17-year-old anchor has already stood at the entrance of the water park, but if he wants to enter the water park in Jianshan Happy Valley, he may have to buy another ticket-the fence separates the water park from other facilities in the amusement park.

They didn't buy a ticket when they entered the gate, and Ye Weidan certainly wouldn't buy a ticket when he entered this gate.

[Unlock check, 1D100=18, normal success]

Pulling the lock open, he pushed the door open and entered.

The water park in Jianshan Happy Valley is very large, covering almost the entire North District. At a glance, there are wave pools, big speakers, rainbow surfing... everything you should have.

But Ye Weidan has no idea, he has never been to an amusement park, and of course he has never been to a water park.

All equipment in the water park has been stopped, and even the water in the pool has been cleaned up. The air is filled with the smell of detergent and disinfectant. Obviously, the park intends to take advantage of this closure to do a big cleanup, and maybe it will still I can take photos for publicity, so as to attract more tourists after reopening.But Ye Weidan only saw the cleaning tools thrown on the ground and in the pool in a mess. It seemed that someone was cleaning here, but for some reason, they all suddenly decided not to do it.

Ye Weidan picked up a mop and held it in his hand.

Although he has a gun and a sword, but after holding that kind of thing in his hand, once someone bumps into him, he can't explain it clearly.It is his habit to pick up cleaning tools as weapons, and sometimes it is much more convenient than holding a gun and knife.

Ye Weidan just walked forward for a while.

[Listening test, 1D100=24, normal success]

"Why did the screaming turn into crying again?"

he wondered.

The crying was intermittent, and the scene was a little scary.Ye Weidan quickly put his hand into his pocket, holding the warm hairy ball that trembled regularly, feeling full of courage instantly.

"Don't be rash," he warned himself, "Brother's cock needs protection."

Reality Live Room——

"What about the physical body?"

"It's delicious."

"I am desperate for this rotten world."

"Ahem," Ye Weidan blushed, "Who is selling rot. The crying came from the front, and the audience masters follow me to find out."

In front of it is a facility called Peach Blossom Pool, which looks like a small swimming pool. I don’t know what is the purpose of adding Peach Blossom to the name.

Ye Weidan poked his head in search of the sound, and was stunned.

In the pool without water, there was a child huddled in a corner, sitting on the ground, crying.

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The author has something to say:

The Potter figure of Persona 5 that I want to buy seems to be very evil...

Keep asking for nutrient solution!It has been off the list for several days!

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